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Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:Tennessee
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#161 - If people can be judged because of their gender, race, age, he…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on I'm not a judgemental... +2
User avatar #164 - dabronydude (03/11/2014) [-]
and yet in a better world you should not be judged for any of that.
fuck me for wanting some fairness.
#132 - A link or two is fine but dont spam the place with comment aft…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Gif + Song 0
User avatar #239 - spanishiqiustion (03/12/2014) [-]
oh sorry i couldnt see it uploaded so i kept trying
#92 - Or its made out of solid plastic  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Jacuzzi suit 0
User avatar #95 - letting (03/11/2014) [-]
I would think part of the design of a suit would be that you could move while inside of it...
User avatar #96 - cannibislover (03/11/2014) [-]
i was thinking that the rings on it would be some sort of rotating joints, with a little adjustment to the design in the picture.
User avatar #97 - letting (03/11/2014) [-]
idk, maybe.
#10 - Why can't you take the grain, then the fox, then the chicken?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Plot Twist: 0
User avatar #23 - suspicious (03/06/2014) [-]
The fox would eat the chicken, the chicken woud eat the grain, and the grain would eat the farmer unless the fox or chicken were keeping it in check? grain seems like a good starting point.
#19 - gangbangtime (03/06/2014) [-]
Fox eats chicken. Chicken eats grain.
User avatar #11 - akjunker (03/06/2014) [-]
fox eats chicken. Chicken eats grain.
User avatar #18 - meganinja (03/06/2014) [-]
In that order.
#151 - But you could ride it. its got plenty of storage space. 03/04/2014 on Yep 0
#56 - Hey man I didn't make the gun.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on glocks.... 0
#57 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess American wet dreams are terrible to me. I prefer accuracy over intimidation.
#92 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Do non-Americans know the difference between semi automatic accuracy to full automatic accuracy and that accessories doesn't change the cyclic rate in firearms? Or is that a non-American's wet dreams....
#89 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess non-Americans get off dreaming that Americans have wet dreams over firearms with accessories.
In reality, Americans attach accessories to their firearms which are frequently used in different enviroments (like rain, snow, mud) that can make the difference in bringing home dinner or not.
SSDD to Americans, just a wet dream to non.
User avatar #151 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2014) [-]
Okay, how is a triple barrel an attachment.
#54 - it fires 3 bullets at a time.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on glocks.... 0
#55 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2014) [-]
The cost-effectiveness is not worth it. I fail to see how three bullets shot at once are accurate.
User avatar #56 - cannibislover (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey man I didn't make the gun.
#57 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess American wet dreams are terrible to me. I prefer accuracy over intimidation.
#92 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Do non-Americans know the difference between semi automatic accuracy to full automatic accuracy and that accessories doesn't change the cyclic rate in firearms? Or is that a non-American's wet dreams....
#89 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess non-Americans get off dreaming that Americans have wet dreams over firearms with accessories.
In reality, Americans attach accessories to their firearms which are frequently used in different enviroments (like rain, snow, mud) that can make the difference in bringing home dinner or not.
SSDD to Americans, just a wet dream to non.
User avatar #151 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2014) [-]
Okay, how is a triple barrel an attachment.
#122 - Your Youtube: "I am a 15 Year old from England with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
#127 - I don't think you even realize the hilarity of what you just said. 01/24/2014 on Parkinson +1
#119 - And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
User avatar #120 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
#118 - My face? I fully understand everything stated. I was just tryi… 01/24/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#117 - I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn differen… 01/24/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#88 - I know they're two different things. I took Geography in middl…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#95 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I've read this thread, It makes me sad, and even worse, you're kind-of aiding his point.

Look, Before you rant and try and use knowledge, be right,clear and To the point
You must always assume everyone on the internet knows more than you. So acting smart won't help in arguments if you can't back it up.
User avatar #117 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn difference between North America and The United States of America.
#97 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
#91 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
may I ask, where are you from?
#89 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say North America when you mean United States of America
User avatar #119 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #120 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
#86 - And by North America i mean the Unites States of America.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook -1
#87 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
FUCKING SAY THAT THEN. Idiot. They're two different things.
#90 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I like you
#92 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
*We being me
User avatar #88 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know they're two different things. I took Geography in middle school.
I mean if you want to argue semantics.
#95 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I've read this thread, It makes me sad, and even worse, you're kind-of aiding his point.

Look, Before you rant and try and use knowledge, be right,clear and To the point
You must always assume everyone on the internet knows more than you. So acting smart won't help in arguments if you can't back it up.
User avatar #117 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn difference between North America and The United States of America.
#97 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
#91 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
may I ask, where are you from?
#89 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say North America when you mean United States of America
User avatar #119 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #120 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
#83 - Why? honestly please explain what i did wrong here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
User avatar #85 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
North America isn't a country.
#80 - Because only a smaller portion of all of the continent of Amer… 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#79 - So you're saying that the continent of America has significant…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#81 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure the US idiots are enough to increase the idiocity for the whole continent. No just kidding. (but I guess also kidding can break loose a huge shitstorm) Of course I meant parts of North america. I just didn't care that much about the words i use.
#99 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I can only imagine this guy's face when presented with these arguments, He's acting like a pre-pubescent moron with a lack of education. It's very very saddening
User avatar #118 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
My face? I fully understand everything stated. I was just trying to make a single fucking comment about the US without having to differentiate between the country of the United States, North, Central, and South America, and the continent of America as whole.
God damn people just say "America" all the time when they're talking about the US, it's common sense.
#98 - biscuitsunited has deleted their comment.
User avatar #80 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Because only a smaller portion of all of the continent of America even have houses or furniture this near 1st world standards. Plus the people in the picture are caucasian so that eliminates most of South and Central America.
#77 - I know America is a continent. However you were referring to N…  [+] (24 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook -1
#82 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
>However you were referring to North America, which is a country

You make me sad.
User avatar #86 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
And by North America i mean the Unites States of America.
#87 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
FUCKING SAY THAT THEN. Idiot. They're two different things.
#90 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I like you
#92 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
*We being me
User avatar #88 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know they're two different things. I took Geography in middle school.
I mean if you want to argue semantics.
#95 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I've read this thread, It makes me sad, and even worse, you're kind-of aiding his point.

Look, Before you rant and try and use knowledge, be right,clear and To the point
You must always assume everyone on the internet knows more than you. So acting smart won't help in arguments if you can't back it up.
User avatar #117 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn difference between North America and The United States of America.
#97 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
#91 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
may I ask, where are you from?
#89 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say North America when you mean United States of America
User avatar #119 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #120 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
User avatar #83 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Why? honestly please explain what i did wrong here.
User avatar #85 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
North America isn't a country.
#78 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
No I wasn't. And by the way isn't north America a country. The U.S. are a country, Canady is a country as well. North America is the northern part of the continent, america.
User avatar #79 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the continent of America has significantly more stupid people?
#81 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure the US idiots are enough to increase the idiocity for the whole continent. No just kidding. (but I guess also kidding can break loose a huge shitstorm) Of course I meant parts of North america. I just didn't care that much about the words i use.
#99 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I can only imagine this guy's face when presented with these arguments, He's acting like a pre-pubescent moron with a lack of education. It's very very saddening
User avatar #118 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
My face? I fully understand everything stated. I was just trying to make a single fucking comment about the US without having to differentiate between the country of the United States, North, Central, and South America, and the continent of America as whole.
God damn people just say "America" all the time when they're talking about the US, it's common sense.
#98 - biscuitsunited has deleted their comment.
User avatar #80 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Because only a smaller portion of all of the continent of America even have houses or furniture this near 1st world standards. Plus the people in the picture are caucasian so that eliminates most of South and Central America.
#72 - Yeah I got that but i didn't think he was saying that North, C… 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook 0
#69 - Last i checked America is a country. Source: I live there.  [+] (28 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Found on Facebook -1
#76 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
America is a Continent.
User avatar #77 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know America is a continent. However you were referring to North America, which is a country.
#82 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
>However you were referring to North America, which is a country

You make me sad.
User avatar #86 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
And by North America i mean the Unites States of America.
#87 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
FUCKING SAY THAT THEN. Idiot. They're two different things.
#90 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I like you
#92 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
*We being me
User avatar #88 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
I know they're two different things. I took Geography in middle school.
I mean if you want to argue semantics.
#95 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I've read this thread, It makes me sad, and even worse, you're kind-of aiding his point.

Look, Before you rant and try and use knowledge, be right,clear and To the point
You must always assume everyone on the internet knows more than you. So acting smart won't help in arguments if you can't back it up.
User avatar #117 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm not "acting" smart. I know the god damn difference between North America and The United States of America.
#97 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
#91 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
may I ask, where are you from?
#89 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say North America when you mean United States of America
User avatar #119 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
And you're 15, come talk when you can buy a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #120 - bradyfoursixthree (01/24/2014) [-]
Who said I'm 15?
User avatar #122 - cannibislover (01/27/2014) [-]
Your Youtube:
"I am a 15 Year old from England with a Dream, simply to make Videos for the General Public of Youtube"
User avatar #123 - bradyfoursixthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I WAS 15. When I made that. God, that description....
User avatar #83 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Why? honestly please explain what i did wrong here.
User avatar #85 - bradyfoursixthree (01/23/2014) [-]
North America isn't a country.
#78 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
No I wasn't. And by the way isn't north America a country. The U.S. are a country, Canady is a country as well. North America is the northern part of the continent, america.
User avatar #79 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the continent of America has significantly more stupid people?
#81 - awesomechardey (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure the US idiots are enough to increase the idiocity for the whole continent. No just kidding. (but I guess also kidding can break loose a huge shitstorm) Of course I meant parts of North america. I just didn't care that much about the words i use.
#99 - biscuitsunited (01/23/2014) [-]
I can only imagine this guy's face when presented with these arguments, He's acting like a pre-pubescent moron with a lack of education. It's very very saddening
User avatar #118 - cannibislover (01/24/2014) [-]
My face? I fully understand everything stated. I was just trying to make a single fucking comment about the US without having to differentiate between the country of the United States, North, Central, and South America, and the continent of America as whole.
God damn people just say "America" all the time when they're talking about the US, it's common sense.
#98 - biscuitsunited has deleted their comment.
User avatar #80 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Because only a smaller portion of all of the continent of America even have houses or furniture this near 1st world standards. Plus the people in the picture are caucasian so that eliminates most of South and Central America.
User avatar #71 - grandmabetty (01/23/2014) [-]
United States of America is a country, America (or North & South America) is the continent
User avatar #72 - cannibislover (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that but i didn't think he was saying that North, Central, and South America have unusually high amounts of stupid people.
#310 - My iphone was free with my 2-year phone upgrade. 01/23/2014 on goddamn it apple +1
#58 - Tom, the creator of MySpace you 12 year old.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2014 on I crei evrytiem +48
User avatar #78 - biggydy (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm 17 and i don't know him.
#123 - DracoManX (01/22/2014) [-]
dude im 16 and i know who this is, he's a pretty big part of internet history
#91 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the internet, faggot.
User avatar #92 - biggydy (01/22/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #82 - arenaferox (01/22/2014) [-]
you know I was about to say the exact same thing before I refreshed and saw your comment.
User avatar #84 - biggydy (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh, good, i guess.
User avatar #72 - cacti (01/22/2014) [-]
14*
#60 - You asked someone their opinion and then went a several reply … 01/22/2014 on Shit Just Got Real +2
#229 - Hand the box back to them. "Nah i don't need it that … 01/19/2014 on Lost A Bet +2
#59 - A rave lights version of this has to exist somewhere.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on I WAS BORN READY -1
#62 - gunslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Enkoy
User avatar #63 - gunslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Enjoy* fuck.
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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
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He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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I am in fact
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hey new friend! whats up? =)
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