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#48 - I've always wanted this, I don't know why it hasn't happened y…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on We found the cure! 0
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#49 - filming (13 hours ago) [-]
The problem with that is that porn will sell regardless of its budget so no film producer will take the time to actually make a big budget fuck fest when it's gonna end up on xvideos or pornhub or some other obscure site anyways.

Also, when it comes to actually direct a porn scene, it's very dificult to be cinematic due to the fact that the interest is in the graphic representation of fucking. It's why musicals are hated by filmmakers, since it's hard to be creative with a camera when you HAVE to show the choreography. Crane shots, drones, dolly in/out, etc are rather useless when you just wanna show penetration, ass, tits and sometimes faces.

As some film teacher once told a friend who jokingly proposed this: You don't need to know shit about filmmaking to make a porno.
#49 - muffincannibal is a mean man. 20 hours ago on It fixes everything... 0
#47 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on It fixes everything... -2
#49 - cannibalvegan (20 hours ago) [-]
muffincannibal is a mean man.
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#150 - Nah, they need random amateur girl #3546405, **** profe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +5
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#149 - He didn't say that it's legal for 15 year olds to make porn, y… 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +5
#100 - Why is Stevie Wonder so happy? Because he doesn… 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's 0
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#171 - But this was 4 days after the release, though. Not even a week… 01/09/2016 on Harrison-san +1
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#170 - chaosraptor (01/09/2016) [-]
so levvy has sunk to the level of like, punching you in the face and saying "its just a prank bruh"

but then is it that bad... ive seen people talkign about han dying for at least a week or two.... did you miss those?
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#171 - cannibalvegan (01/09/2016) [-]
But this was 4 days after the release, though. Not even a week later.

Also, just because others are doing it doesn't mean that it's okay and although I'm aware that other's are doing this as well, I have actually only seen this spoiler in his comment so if he hadn't done it I wouldn't have known this before watching the movie.

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#28 to #27 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, bro.
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (08/04/2015) [-]
What?

No Wang Fire? I came for my therapy session.
#16 to #15 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Well, what's on your mind then, my child?
#17 to #16 - murrlogic (08/04/2015) [-]
My mother is dead, my father is a terrorist and I want to kill a water bender because she makes me angry.
#18 to #17 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Mhm, so who is this water bender and why do you feel this way towards her?
#19 to #18 - murrlogic (08/04/2015) [-]
She stole my boyfriend...twice

Breaks my things

Guzzles away my fortune

Yells incoherently

And by no means is as polite and civil as your wife Sapphire Fire.
#20 to #19 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
How about you just kill that bitch then?
How about you just kill that bitch then?
#21 to #20 - murrlogic (08/04/2015) [-]
I want her to suffer first.
#22 to #21 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
How about water boarding? Simple yet effective.
#23 to #22 - murrlogic (08/05/2015) [-]
>Water Boarding a pure bred Water Bender

That's like telling your wife not to be angry.
#24 to #23 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Hmm, didn't think of that. How about lava boarding?
#25 to #24 - murrlogic (08/05/2015) [-]
That's extreme

and the only 2 people capable of bending Lava: one is dead and the other is a *********** .
#26 to #25 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Well, seems like a fool proof plan then?
User avatar #10 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#9 - teoyuppie (06/03/2014) [-]
You know you want to do a comp of the glorious Gipper. Ronald would be proud.
#8 - redwrench (06/03/2014) [-]
>not doing George Washington
>not doing George Washington
#6 - batisto (06/03/2014) [-]
YAY YOU ACCEPTED
#7 to #6 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
WOHOO!
WOHOO!
User avatar #5 - studbeefpile (06/01/2014) [-]
Bro, you gotta do Andrew Jackson.

He was a super badass.
User avatar #3 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
how do you have colored text?
User avatar #4 to #3 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I made OC back in April.
#1 - anon (05/25/2014) [-]
salad
User avatar #2 to #1 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
No.
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