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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/04/2011
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:A can
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 3790 total,  3918 ,  128
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:78
FJ Points:4717
Hi guys I am canned vegetables with the magical ability to talk as well as type on the keyboard. I guess if I could choose one word to describe myself it would be cannedvegetables due to the fact that that is what I am.I originally could not spell vegetables when I made this profile due to the fact that my intelligence had not progressed that far but I am slowly getting used to this human life of yours'. I am 19 years old so I am no longer in danger of being eaten by predators due to my taste.

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#17 - Comment deleted 09/26/2011 on Best Cartoon +1
#11 - thanks bro :D, I don't have an picture to express happiness so… 09/22/2011 on cannedvegitables's profile 0
#22 - I fail massivley? I suppose I have failed MASSIVELY before … 09/22/2011 on Chin up bar +3
#13 - >Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines …  [+] (37 new replies) 09/22/2011 on Chin up bar +294
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#729 - anonymous (09/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 54** <-- The number of generations this story will be passed to
#728 - MrLlama (09/23/2011) [-]
Lol wat...

<--My Exact reaction to your comment.
#727 - undunn (09/23/2011) [-]
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH
#730 - retardedhorselol (09/23/2011) [-]
WTFLOL
#725 - Jedisheep (09/23/2011) [-]
lolwat
#722 - candytaker (09/23/2011) [-]
Holy fucking shit. You win. You win everything. Everything ever. Everything ever in the whole universe forever times infinity divided by zero.


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EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#706 - camtar (09/23/2011) [-]
I hardly ever read long-ass comments like this, but i read this one and it was worth reading :D
User avatar #682 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/23/2011) [-]
Oh god I lold at this like 7 different times
#623 - TheLostProphet (09/23/2011) [-]
#567 - tehbawz (09/23/2011) [-]
**tehbawz rolled a random image**
Firefighters' reactions to you being stuck in the escalator.
#421 - NotoriousSAV (09/23/2011) [-]
that was pretty epic
#398 - swiftiee (09/23/2011) [-]
#300 - iamphoenix (09/23/2011) [-]
#295 - eatchickendaily (09/23/2011) [-]
#102 - gongthehawkeye (09/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #46 - Awesomecarrot (09/22/2011) [-]
Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard for so long
User avatar #45 - shitshitshit (09/22/2011) [-]
brilliant
User avatar #44 - Mrah (09/22/2011) [-]
that was the GREATEST comment I have ever seen on this site
#36 - Jenkinhimer (09/22/2011) [-]
I almost fucking died.
#38 - hydrotroll (09/22/2011) [-]
#35 - Nightinear (09/22/2011) [-]
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#32 - Schiffy (09/22/2011) [-]
That made me laugh harder than the "then I realized I was a dog" post on /b/!
#27 - TheBumFluffles (09/22/2011) [-]
#26 - camber (09/22/2011) [-]
#31 - anonymous (09/22/2011) [-]
*roll image* MFW when i fapped to that comic
User avatar #25 - swimmingprodigy (09/22/2011) [-]
I find that HIGHLY unlikely....


700 lbs and you have a girlfriend? Riight
#23 - beardedclam (09/22/2011) [-]
>be at 7-11
>see 700 lb guy rolling towards me
>step out of way
>little kid walks past me
>trips him
>he gets in way of fat guy
>fat guy eats his stuffed animal
>mfw kid cries
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#49 - hobojobo (09/22/2011) [-]
My Face When
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#16 - anonymous (09/22/2011) [-]
>try to green text like a 4chan fag
>am twelve year old
>fail massivley
> am surrounded by other 12 year olds so no one notices
>am on FJ
#22 - cannedvegitables (09/22/2011) [-]
I fail massivley?
I suppose I have failed MASSIVELY before but this one is a new one to me
#17 - Jayce (09/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #14 - irishunicorn (09/22/2011) [-]
..............?...............................................
#13 - -Feeling like **** and start drinking an assload …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2011 on Putin his place +12
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#35 - luooolchhhluoool (09/19/2011) [-]
**luooolchhhluoool rolled a random image** <- mfw I saw this
#34 - luooolchhhluoool Comment deleted by cannedvegitables
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#14 - BolognaBill (09/19/2011) [-]
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2011 on Why I dont worry about... +1
#33 - swiiftninja (09/11/2011) [-]
That tri-force is terrible
#27 - Zalethon (09/10/2011) [-]
ok
#10 - ▲Friend tells me he wants to try acid for the first time eve…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2011 on Earth can fly +121
#321 - anonymous (09/10/2011) [-]
you have a lot of fake stories. and you are most certainly not a surgeon if you use acid.
User avatar #31 - corneth (09/09/2011) [-]
I Lolled So Fucking hard
User avatar #29 - whitcher (09/09/2011) [-]
At first I was like 'cool story bro' but then I was like BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA! Win story there.
User avatar #11 - aqualadFTW (09/09/2011) [-]
lol'd
#21 - ▲Friend and I steal ambulance ▲Drive around and run th… 09/08/2011 on Hacked Quotes, Part 3 +17
#20 - Comment deleted 09/08/2011 on Hacked Quotes, Part 3 0
#19 - Comment deleted 09/08/2011 on Hacked Quotes, Part 3 0
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User avatar #15 - hattrikev (07/24/2013) [-]
I miss you
#14 - bobJML (09/27/2011) [-]
Your comments may never be related, but they sure are epic.
User avatar #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/23/2011) [-]
Dude i love you, no homo
User avatar #13 to #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/23/2011) [-]
Oh god, I just read through more of your comments. Hardest I've ever lold in a long time.
I love you, maybe a little homo now.
No homo
#10 - beardedclam (09/22/2011) [-]
you are my freakin hero
#11 to #10 - cannedvegitables (09/22/2011) [-]
thanks bro :D, I don't have an picture to express happiness so this is as close as I can get
#9 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [-]
I like your stories. Mainly for the fact they don't end in the dinosaur.
#8 - carlospuyol (09/01/2011) [-]
You are a ******* good storyteller.
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#4 to #3 - cannedvegitables (09/01/2011) [-]
I'll try my best good sir, but competing with the guys getting buckets of thumbs on the pony threads might be a lost cause. They can get assloads of friendship thumbs, and they grow stronger by the day. Soon the entire top 50 comments will be pony thread guys. This judgement day is inevitable. :(
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#6 to #5 - cannedvegitables (09/01/2011) [-]
I wont give up hope and i'll try to maybe take some notes from the pros while i am at it.
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User avatar #1 - kingreaver (08/21/2011) [-]
nice job getting all of those thumbs.
User avatar #2 to #1 - cannedvegitables (08/21/2011) [-]
Thanks, and thanks for the comment man.
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