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#178 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Oh snap 0
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#160 - Everything becomes cancer at somepoint  [+] (74 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Memes: A Cautionary Tale +24
User avatar #197 - ragingbrony (05/10/2014) [-]
Saying Cancer has become cancer at this point.
#174 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Stop saying everything is cancer!
You sound like a hypochondriac browsing
Web MD after getting a stomach ache.

Do you think that doesn't get annoying after a while?
Instead of saying "cancer this" or "cancer that" or "pony cancer here",

why don't you just act like a regular person and say;
"Meh, I don't like that stuff, and I don't like it being spammed."

Come on man, we are grown-ass men, let's try acting like it for once, because when the little 2000's kids start joining us here, we're going to be surrounded by idiots repeating our old mistakes! The internet will be reduced to a kid's toy and we'll just have to stick to private online communities to keep away from the common users.
#178 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Only he is right, every fandom or meme or w/e gets overused. Funny at first, then it becomes cancer.
#182 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
And I disagree with you. Things can die out, and its okay to call things "SPAM" or "overused memes".

But going on a witch hunt and calling everything cancer is just downright more annoying than any other meme, and therefore becomes a meme in itself due to the shared repetition of its use as slang.

Calling things cancer IS AN OVERUSED MEME.
And I would like it very much if you stopped that.
#184 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
ranting against one or two sentences and producing a wall of text is cancer. please stop. think about the children.
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#185 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Okay, will you PLEASE stop calling things cancer left and right? Call it, spam overused meme, or whatever else.
#186 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Complaining about calling things cancer...

is cancer
#187 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Haha real mature. Really, stop.
#189 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
telling others what to do on the internet

is cancer
this is not the spoiler you are looking for
overusing spoilers is cancer
emoticons are cancer
User avatar #192 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
...and don't do drugs....
#195 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
POFC GM USCG. If you can tell me what those mean, you get a cookie.

Also, too late for that one. Weed is awesome. So are shrooms. And peyotoe.
User avatar #337 - greedtheavaricious (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes. Do a lot of drugs. Do a lot of drugs and die from it. Please. PLEASE.
#343 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
So you can OD from weed?



Please go try to gain a brain. By the way, being retarded is cancer.
User avatar #198 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
I know of none of the sort. Tell me.
#200 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Petty Officer First Class, Gunners Mate, United States Coast Guard.

I did eight years, and now work at a gun store, because I fucked up my knee in the Guard and I smoke weed cause it kills the pain better than other drugs. Or, more correctly, kills the pain, but doesn't fuck me out of my skull like opiate based drugs would.

Shrooms and peyotoe I do because they are fun.

not knowing what USCG stands for is cancer
User avatar #202 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Thanks for taking my tax money, jerk.
#203 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
LOL! Yeah, eight years spent seeing the world, and earning a trade that isn't hard and makes good money really fucked me up.

And drugs fucked up my mind. Yep. That is why I am doing better than you ever will neckbeard! Thats why I have an awesome girlfriend (who digs men in uniform, but don't worry, you'll find an ugly bitch who likes neckbeards one day!).

Oh, and thanks for paying for me to play with guns, go to Japan, Antarctica, learn a trade that I can do (and get paid well for) with my fucked up knee... oh, and so I could put over 60K in the bank for me to spend on lots of shiny toys!

You are welcome for me catching drug dealers trying to bring heroin and cocain into the country. You are welcome for me saving people's lives when their boats sank. You are welcome for me bringing supplies to scientific expeditions in the antarctic that expand our understanding of science and our world.

But if you don't like those things, then go live in Somalia! They don't pay taxes there!
#208 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
It's been fun.
I'm a rising animator and indie game developer,
in charge of 3 game development projects, and despite having graduated
college, I'm still taking classes to further-refine my skills.
I'm earning 800$ a week already, and I didn't have to take people's money to do it.
I went out there, got a job, got my education, and started working for an honest pay.

#220 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
"I don't have to take people's money to do it"

So, the money you get paid with just magically appears? Glad to know it takes zero logic, intelligence or common sense to make video games!


and indie developer? Obvious code for "I write flash stickman games in my grandma's basement!"
#221 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh you're right, back in 2007 I used to make stickfigures!
Now I make full 3d giant robot games.
Glad it takes zero logic to code in C++ and make 3D models and animations.


Here, for being such a big champ, you can have a preview of a work-in-progress mesh for my game. I've only spent two days on this so far.
#227 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Sure, I totally believe that image that you could have pulled up from anywhere on the net. It totally proves you are right.

Seriously, can you get any more retarded? Tell me, did your computer come from magical fairies like your money does?
#231 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Nope, i earned my computer by working hard at American Hydraulic Systems for hard cash, and I can send you my mech model file if you want. I've got evidence of my work you good for nothing tax swallower.


What more proof do you need?
#233 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
So in other words saving people's lives when their boats sink, taking supplies to scientific studies in the arctic and antarctic, that is totally worthless.

Yep, swallowing those tax dollars! They taste like McDonalds!

Yeah, so in other words your money came from someone else, so you are using someone else's money, just like you accused me of? Good to know the hypocrisy is strong in this one!
User avatar #204 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
And now you're on my level, responding to a sentence with a paragraph.
Bravo.
#207 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
>because I wasn't being sarcastic and making fun of you earlier.
>because you've raised such good points
>because your mother hates you
>because I don't give a fuck
>because you were dropped on your head as a child


Don't be jealous because I'm better than you! Be jealous because I've made something of my life and you never will.
#215 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Now I'm gonna ask you one more time, boy scout;
Quit over spamming the meme of calling everything 'cancer'. It is annoying, and you changed the topic a dozen times to evade it.

If you dislike something, say "I dislike it".

My aunt and grandmother died of cancer, and I rather not have its name being flaunted around like your pretzel dick.
#226 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Your grandma is cancer. Your face is cancer. Your auntie is cancer.

Guess what? This is the internet. Don't expect everyone to care about hurting your feelings.

And I've been making a point by mocking you. And because you take yourself so seriously its all blown right over your head. Shows how smart you have to be to make video games in your grandma's basement, doesn't it?
User avatar #238 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Are you upset that your girlfriend left you during those 8 years?
Or did you finally open your closet and bang a guy in the showers?
#240 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Hey, hey, hey, just because your closet is fabulous and you love to hide in it doesn't mean everyone else does.

And I actually just started dating this girl. And, while you seem to be homophobic, sense you seem to think that I'd be insulted by being called gay, I have no problem with people of any sexual orientation.

being a homophobe and thinking it is an insult to be called gay is cancer!
User avatar #228 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
"And because you take yourself so seriously its all blown right over your head."

says the guy who brings up his military background to justify his potion in calling things cancer after initially politely being asked to stop.
#230 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Says the guy crying buttears of butthurt on the internet over what other people say while magical fairies buy his indie made in his dead grandmother's basement, with her rotting corpse watching him! game company. ;D
User avatar #214 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
"Better than you" says the guy who threw away 8 years of his life and became "Big Brother's" bitch.

It's thanks you fellas in the military that people can't afford healthcare and the president has to tax us even more to provide it to people who can't afford it. While you're out there "protectin' our freedums" , more people are getting screwed because they're paying for your meals.




#229 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'll reenlist so I can jack up your premiums, so you can't ever afford to get any sort of healthcare! After all, according to you, the military controls healthcare in this country. ;D
#369 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
So let's get a rundown here;

*insulted deceased family
*harassed a civilian and made a gun-powered death threat

>All because I asked you to stop calling everything cancer.
>Defended your point by bringing up military background(which can be faked)
which is irrelevant to the situation at hand.


#370 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
This is hilarious how easy it is to rile you up.

I've been trolling you this whole time kid. Been amusing myself over someone so full of themselves that they get butthurt and cry buttears over every little thing.

Yeah, I made one comment about showing up at your house. It should have been blatantly obvious that;
1, I'm basically crippled, as in I can't walk (and can barely stand) with out a very expensive knee brace (which your tax money paid for! thanks! ) and smoking a joint to kill the pain (which your tax money paid for! thanks! ). If you think I'm going to take the effort to track your ass down, find you, and hurt you over something on the internet then you have a very high opinion of my physical capabilities and an even higher opinion of how much you matter.
2, I'm a sailor, not a solider, but irregardless, outside of making fun of you, mocking you, and generally trolling you for being a little bitch, you just aren't worth the effort of waving a gun around or anything.
3, seriously, quit fucking your dead grandmommy. That is the most cancerous thing I could ever think of someone doing.
4, bury your dead grandmommy. Keeping her dead body in your house so you can be around her is cancer.
5, if you are offended by people calling things cancer, then you are cancer.
6, there is no six because the number six is cancer.
7, your face is cancer.

Have fun being a pathetic waste of space who can't get over his own shit for two seconds. Seriously, you are the easiest person to troll ever. All I have to do is mention cancer and you rage. This whole thread has been fucking non stop hilarity for me!
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User avatar #367 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
That's all the proof I need to know that you would shoot some civilians.
#366 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Fun fact; you say you're a soldier, and you just made a publicly declared gun threat.

" Maybe I should show up at your house first. Let you join dear grandmommy! "

This is how I know you are not qualified to be a soldier.
With those guns in your shop, and that threat, you can consider yourself debunked.
#371 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Also, it should have been blatantly obvious from how I worded that comment, and the fact that it was in response to you claiming I should go shoot up a school, that I was being extremely sarcastic.

If you are actually retarded I'm going to feel really bad for mocking you like I have... for all of five seconds. But I'll remember you fuck your dead grandma and feel better!

cancer is cancer
trolling is not cancer
you are easy to troll
User avatar #364 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Just Big Brother's little bitch.
About-FACE, FORWARD, March.
User avatar #372 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
leave me alone
#365 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Just a neckbeard fucking grandmommy's dead body. Nothing to worry about. Its alright, all of us Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen will make sure that the sandniggers don't cut your head off for necrophilia with a family member!
User avatar #362 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
You wanna know what's hilarious? For a "soldier" with a "job" your self control sucks.
What, are you gonna take those guns from your shop to shoot up some schools? Get outta town loser before you kill somebody.
#363 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes, because everyone with a gun goes around shooting people for shits and grins. Not like I spent years of my life saving people, so why shouldn't I go kill a few people for no reason? Maybe I should show up at your house first. Let you join dear grandmommy!

Yeah, I have horrible self control. That's why I've been mocking you calmly this whole time, while you've been raging because "OH NOES SOMEONE SAID CANCER ON THE INTERWEBS! MAH GRANDMOMMY DIED FROM CANCER WITH MY DICK UP HER ASS! SHUT UP!!!"

Seriously kid, this is fucking hilarious. You couldn't be any more retarded if you tried!
User avatar #360 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Stop playing so much Call of Duty and shrooms, it's getting to your head.
User avatar #358 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha you taught? No wonder our troops are still in the middle east; you fucked up the army!
#361 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
LMAO! USCG is completely separate from the US Army. I thought that would be blatantly obvious.

And yes, foot soldiers that go through boot have control over where they are deployed.

the retardation is strong with this one
as is the cancer
#356 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Better dope up on those drugs if you don't want to make me happy.
Kill that pain with drugs.
#355 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Every time your joints hurt; think of me.
I want it to happen.

Another day you suffer is another day I smile.
#359 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
lol, so butthurt. Don't worry, I know you are full of cancer and jack off over your dead grandma's rotting corpse. Its alright little neckbeard. Maybe one day you'll actually do something that matters. Until then, have fun touching yourself when you think about all the internet debates you've won. ;D
#354 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Quit throwing the hero act, rookie.

You didn't save any lives, and you certainly wouldn't act like a bitch if you did something so "amazing".
I taught a total of 320 students how to animate over the course of four years.
A good lot of them still remember how fun my class was, and even used to come to visit. It wasn't until 6 months ago that I had to quit so I could focus on my college work.

As for the long term effects, Alzheimers is also part of it. And there is no cure for that.

You are worthless and you have to lie to back yourself up.
I bring pictures with evidence, and you just give me words.

yfw "Boohoo I am an army boy with 400 medals and saved 30 lives and i fucked a million bitches I am better than you"
#357 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Really? Any source for that fact? Because I've done my research and have found nothing to prove what you just said.

The reason I use weed instead of opiate based pain killers is that weed is not addictive like opiates, provides me with quality of life and allows me to function.

Oh, you taught people. I did a couple tours as a Company Commander in USCG TRACEN Cape May, which is the USCG bootcamp. So, there are a few hundred kids that will remember me for the rest of my life for teaching them the skills they needed to make it in the USCG. I think they'll remember me longer than some kids you taught how to make flash games in your grandma's basement.

Its pathetic how threatened you are by the fact that someone actually has done something that mattered, while you cling to "OMG I MAKE VIDEA GAMEZ!".

But it's alright, eventually you'll find a woman or man who can stand to look at you long enough to have sex with you.
#347 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh and that joint pain?
That's going to stay with you for a while.
You deserve it, jerk. Dope yourself up with all the weed and shrooms you want;
it's all you have left.

The only way you'll be able to escape your pain is to drug yourself up all day,
getting high, neglecting responsibilities, and slowly losing your mind.
Those shrooms and marijuana may not kill you now, but they have long-term effects.
Either way, you lose.

Thanks for playing "tough guy", but you've ultimately screwed yourself.

Now stop calling everything cancer. It is annoying.
#352 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Really? Long term effects? Here's the effects for weed;
decreased lung capacity
short term memory loss

Both of these are non permanent. And neither are due to any actual damage to the human body. So, yeah, that's one you are wrong on.

And I deserve this? Yeah, for saving people's lives I deserve to eat shit. I know about 30 people who would disagree with you.

And yet again, who is ever going to remember you? There are people who are only alive today because of me. Any come back to that little fact? I must be such a horrible person for saving someone's life!
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#345 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
You're lucky you get to keep talking past the reply limit.
You haven't saved any lives, and I can tell you're bullshitting right out the mouth.

A druggie boyscout like yourself wouldn't do something that nice, and then constantly try to bullshit people online.

You call me "pathetic" all you want, but at least I'm telling the truth about my actions, and I don't become somebody else's bitch for the sake of not having to work at taco bell.


Lemme guess, you're also a Navy seal with 300 gold medals,_ and you know the rest of the copypasta_.

You call me neckbeard over and over, and I can even bring pics of a nice clean neck.
You on the other hand are some little twink on the other side of the net trying to be a badass who won't shut up because I asked you to stop calling things cancer.

You can save a thousand lives right now for all i care, but you're being the biggest douchebag on the planet today, and that's what denotes everything you've done.

You can "impact" as many lives as you want, but you went ahead and mocked dead relatives over the fact that someone asked you to stop calling things cancerous.

YOU yourself are twisted to the point of cold insanity with an ego so far up your ass, that I can see the tip of your penis poking from your throat.

You go "your dead grandmother and aunt are cancer" one moment, and then you go "hur dur I saved lives and I am amazing".

You lying hypocritical fuck.
#353 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh, boo hoo, I'm such a shitbag for not giving a fuck about some little baby's feelings on the internet.

And no, I actually don't have that many medals. I have commendations for marksmanship, expert for handgun and rifle, but the only medals I have are the Silver Live Saving Medal, the Coast Guard Medal, Achievement Medal, Coast Guard Arctic Service Medal, and the Unit Citation E Ribbon, which denotes a unit that exceeded the requirements set for their yearly inspection. Granted that last one is more due to the officers, but hey, you wanted a list of my medals!

I'm sorry your life is so sad and pathetic that you have to bash on someone just because they don't do exactly what you want. But don't worry, you can always get a dog and smack them when they shit on the carpet!

just remember, animal abuse is cancer!
User avatar #321 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
But hey, it could be worse, you could have become a prostitute or a stripper, so I commend you for not whoring yourself to other people. At least you whored your life to the military, who now own you and can call you up at any time if you are needed.

I find it funny that you act so tough about your military business, since it's the only thing you have to mark your value. What about your education or your dreams?

If you've already achieved your dream this soon, then your life is already over, and you didn't dream high enough. I'm still well on my way to achieving mine, and therefore I'm still on funnyjunk.

Meanwhile you, mr. Boyscout, are still here, fighting with an animator over whether to call random things cancer, and flaunting your military background like it justifies anything.

You in my eyes, are nothing more than the government's obedient and docile little bitch, with no mind of his own, and following the "cancer" meme everybody who's 16 and below would utter.

You've sunken yourself so low that I'm beginning to wonder if you'll ever find real happiness outside of funnyjunk or your gunshop. You have no more than 50 years to live, maybe less if you ironically happen to get cancer.

What do you plan to do with your life? What are your aspirations?
You've got none, all i hear about the past, and you hear me talking about the future.

Hilariously enough, I don't even have a neck beard and I'm in fact underweight due to the caffiene overdoseage. Your points are so lost and malinformed that you've got no idea of what you are talking about.
#344 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh, so I didn't pull several dozen people, who were drowning, out of the water during my time at sea? Yeah, really wasted there buddy! I'm sure the father that got to go back to his family, instead of drowning at sea would completely agree with you! Maybe the mother who got to hold her son again because I pulled him out of the ocean wants to smack me for daring to save her son's life?

And no, I joined the USCG (and wanted to put in as many years as I could) because the USCG isn't just a warfighting service. We keep waterways safe, help out with scientific expeditions, and with aid for coastal towns and villages the world over when natural disasters strike, in fact the only time the Navy gets involved in aid efforts is if it is too large for the USCG to handle. I may not have gotten to put in as much time as I wanted, but I have a job that is interesting, fun, and pays well that I can still do while basically crippled. But I guess that you are such an important video game designer that you don't have to thank someone that served your country.

Yeah, such a waste. Meanwhile, what lives have you impacted? None? Thats what I thought.

Yeah, you are so bad ass that you couldn't give up a few years to do something that matters. Face it, even if you make a game everyone plays, how many of them will ever know your name? None. Meanwhile over 30 people will never stop talking about me, after all I'm the only reason they are still alive. Good luck topping that neckbeard.

I feel sorry for you, you are so pathetic that someone calling things cancer pisses you off. You are so wrapped up in yourself that everything revolves around you. Never mind its something stupid that people on the internet do, because you don't like it we should stop.

Well maybe there are many people who don't like that you think paying people to save lives (as I did) is worthless. So are you going to stop being a little cocksucker? No? Thats what I thought. So, go put something up your ass and smile!
#318 - nimithecat (05/11/2014) [-]
"Too much of a pussy to serve"

Yeah I'm too pussy to serve, and I owe my life to no one.
Everything you have done in the military was done in VAIN.
You did not protect any freedom since there was none to be lost, you just threw yourself at the military to make a buck since you couldn't get a decent job or an education like a regular person.

You flaunt your military around because it's all you have to show for your worth, before the military you were nothing, and now after the military, you're nothing again with a bad knee.
#245 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
So what's his name?
Tell your boyfriend I said hi. Enjoy your one-bedroom apartment and honda civic, loser.

Here I am sitting making 800 bucks a week, I owe no one, I took cash from no one, I'm helping the economy by not taking tax money, have a girlfriend for two years, never had to risk my life for a couple of dollars, never had to get dirty, never did drugs, and I still go to college after work because I want to become the best at what I do(animation).

Now flaunting our dicks aside; again I'll ask;
Please stop calling everything cancer. It is annoying.

#300 - tomthehippie (05/11/2014) [-]
Way to fixate on homosexuals. Someone's closet must be fabulous, sense he seems to love hiding in it.

Her name is Janine. And make that a three bedroom house that I'm paying off the mortgage on. And an Audi, I had to blow some of the money I spent eight years of active duty building up on something badass.

I'm helping the economy by spending my money and not taking money I didn't earn. I'm also helping the economy by not living in my dead grandmother's house with her rotting corpse. I risked my life to save others (gee, what a horrible thing to do!) and got paid well for it, in training and experiences you will never have little neckbeard.

Oh no, I smoke weed for joint pain and do shrooms occasionally. So horrible.

And if you were all that, then why are you working for an "indie company" making shitty flash games in your grandma's basement instead of blizzard, or another large company like that? Maybe because you suck?

The way you bash the military, because you were too much of a pussy to serve, is honestly hilarious and makes it exceedingly obvious just how jealous you are. Especially with the gay comments you are so fixated on. Did someone get mad because all the guys in uniform don't want to push your shit in for you? Its alright little neckbeard, eventually you'll find someone as cancerous as yourself who will put his dick up your butthole and make you squeal like a schoolgirl.

Also, my grandmother died after a six year fight with breast cancer, but you don't see me whining like a little bitch because people talk about cancer, do you? No, because I am an adult and don't expect everyone to bend over backwards to keep from hurting my feelings, because I'm not a sad and pathetic little bitch like you who whines about people he doesn't know saying shit on the internet. Grow up little neckbeard, stop fantasizing about proving all the jocks that picked on you in highschool wrong and do something with your life.
User avatar #235 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Now do me a favor, gun-loving redneck; Quit calling everything cancer. It is annoying, and quit flaunting your pretzel dick to avoid it.

#239 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
There you go assuming like a feminist!

>live in New Mexico
>own one rifle for hunting
>didn't marry sister or cousin
>must be redneck

Assuming things because you don't like someone is cancer! your face is cancer your dick is cancer
#232 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
See this is where you're assuming like a little feminist.
The military is very demanding of taxes due to pensions, weaponry, food, healthcare, and other "free" services given to soldiers in addition to their jobs.

That shit affects the population
#243 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
Not knowing what you are talking about, then acting defensive about it afterwards because your daddy was in the military and beat you with his belt so you hate everything military is...

wait for it...

CANCER
#234 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
And if we fixed the tax code to hit the rich, like we used to, then there would be plenty of money for healthcare.

So, in other words, if you actually know what you are talking about and not act like a little bitch, the military has nothing to do with it.

Have a nice day being totally retarded.
#223 - tomthehippie (05/10/2014) [-]
So the big bad military controls HMO rates and hospital prices? I didn't know that!

Sweet sputtering strawman tactics batman!

And bash the military. Yep, because I "wasted" eight years of my life, doing things and seeing things you'll never be able to touch.
User avatar #241 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Yep, keep telling yourself that.
Now quit calling things cancer it's annoying.
User avatar #224 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
"doing things and seeing things you'll never be able to touch."

Good for you, but I would never want to touch a dick.
That's yours to keep.
User avatar #201 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
I see the military brainwash combined with
the drugs fucked your head up real good.

User avatar #191 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
.......Stay in school....
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