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Age: 65
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Video Games Played: Mass Effect Trilogy, Smite, Portal, Assassin's Creed, getting Terraria at some point, plan to play Fallout and Dark Souls series
Interests: Vidya games, dogs, Funnyjunk, anime
Date Signed Up:4/28/2015
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#4 - Yer welcome, dingus 01/12/2016 on That Moment Where You Run... 0
#2 - He's a bot.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on That Moment Where You Run... 0
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#3 - legoseed (01/12/2016) [-]
thanks bungus
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#4 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
Yer welcome, dingus
#1 - Did Posttwo take another girl?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2016 on so yha that happened +1
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#2 - poem (01/12/2016) [-]
sorry im drunk i dont realy understod what you meen with that post? but if it is that i whas unfaitfull then no i loved her dearly but i dident make enugh money
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#3 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
Nah, yer good, I'm just making a joke how Posttwo got a girlfriend off another guy awhile back, and I'm joking that he cucked you too. In all honesty, I'm sorry for your loss, and we're always here for you. Did she leave you just to be with a rich guy?
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#4 - poem (01/12/2016) [-]
thank you dude/dudette, god i hopenot that whuld crush me a bitt more :/ the thing is she dident tell my why she just left
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#5 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
A bit of advice that I've heard, I'm not really the best person to go to about relationships seeing as I'm celibate try getting a hobby to fill in what she left missing. It's hard living with someone, getting used to them and then suddenly they're not there. It's going to be hard adapting to the sudden void, but you can get past it. Try collecting something, or just going to the gym. Maybe try painting, easing in to a new hobby helps with easing out of your relationship.
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#7 - poem (01/12/2016) [-]
thank you im gonna start keeping posion dart frogs...
#3 - That wasn't a nice story at all.  [+] (53 new replies) 01/12/2016 on I'd do the same +506
#207 - jagerhaus (21 hours ago) [-]
It's quite a good time
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#132 - stormklaw (01/13/2016) [-]
does kinda sound like a fucked up german bedtime story
#202 - echsa (22 hours ago) [-]
Literally all german bedtime stories are fucked up, like the red-legged scissorman from struwwelpeter who cuts of thumbs from children and keeping them in a bag
#200 - zythaxx (22 hours ago) [-]
What you did there, I see it.
#117 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
The bullies killed the puppy, and then they die. Its a nice story about real justice
#76 - solgood (01/13/2016) [-]
Heres a nicer story.
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#123 - mrbrown (01/13/2016) [-]
you just want to see the world burn, don't you?
#122 - anlbomber (01/13/2016) [-]
I thought School Days was pretty good.
#125 - meismike (01/13/2016) [-]
Can't argue with taste ofcourse, but I thought the characters were among the worst written I ever saw. It might have been decent if anyone except that one girl thats left in the end had any form of personality, but they just didn't. It wasn't even that the main character was an asshole, it felt to me like he was nothing, just a cardboard cutout with no emotions whatsoever. Same for the girl who gets murdered in the end.

Same for all the other side characters tbh, but that happens often in other animes as well.

Due to the lack of any sense of connection I could get with 2 of the 3 main characters I thought it was ridiculously stupid/pointless to even make this series. It just felt like it only got greenlit because of the "shock" effect and the hope that it would become some kind of cult hit even if almost no one thought it was watchable.
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#107 - epicanadian (01/13/2016) [-]
We dont talk about that story.
#100 - elcreepo (01/13/2016) [-]
I got a one upper on you

Side effects include laughing, crying, laughing while crying, a slight risk of madness, and sudden shock and horror
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#131 - nastoy (01/13/2016) [-]
I need sources on both!
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#177 - paddypancake (23 hours ago) [-]
Elfen lied : Basically gore and nudity, dark theme, not much story i think personally
The one that has been posted, source is also in the description so i guess you didn't ask for this. You should be able to figure out which out of the 2 is school days and which is higurashi by yourself i guess.
Haven't watched school days but don't watch reviews/recommendations for it because people will make spoilers if you do so. I don't intend to watch the series personally and i hear its bad but you can't get a proper review without being spoilered (strictly speaking you probably can but still its unlikely)

Only saw the first season of higurashi but its sorta dark mystery gore. It has both tension and gore in it and i enjoyed it. Is probably the best out of the 3 though i can't complety judge it since i haven't seen the 2nd season and its a while since i saw it so i might have to rewatch/read internet conclusions to properly start seeing season 2.

The "Another" anime is similar to these. Sort of a gore mystery mix like higurashi.
#172 - elcreepo (23 hours ago) [-]
Higurashi when they cry.

Pretty much the single most fucked up anime I've ever watched and not even because of the gratuitous gore. The storyline, the cute characters, the way they end up going insane...
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#203 - allnamesrgone (22 hours ago) [-]
is she pepsi
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#204 - elcreepo (22 hours ago) [-]
Only for that arc
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#174 - nastoy (23 hours ago) [-]
STOP SPOILING!
gosh
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#175 - elcreepo (23 hours ago) [-]
It's only ONE arc. It's everyone's favorite, too, so I'm surprised you never saw this gif before.
#179 - nastoy (23 hours ago) [-]
I didn't really talk about the gif, but if you're saying that they all go insane i basically already know a big core part of the plot already.
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#184 - elcreepo (23 hours ago) [-]
Actually, you don't.

There are many arcs in the anime, and you don't know the mystery behind it all. It's worth watching if you're into figuring out the complicated questions.

Yes, in each arc someone goes nuts and then they all die. Then they're back in the next arc, to do it all over again but rarely the same way.
But why? Go watch and see.
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#176 - elcreepo (23 hours ago) [-]
There are multiple arcs. Different characters die different reasons in each one.
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#178 - paddypancake (23 hours ago) [-]
You are only making things worse for him.
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#183 - elcreepo (23 hours ago) [-]
But how? I'm not alluding to much. The anime is actually pretty complicated and the real spoiler he doesn't even know, so...
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#189 - paddypancake (22 hours ago) [-]
Spoiler alert:
Well yeah not much different. But saying that there are mutiple arcs already shows that the first thing he sees isn't simply the "real story" throughout. I think its better to figure out the structure of the anime while watching.
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#142 - zombifier (01/13/2016) [-]
Elfen Lied
School Days
Higurashi
#104 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Pfft that one gets a happy ending so it doesn't count.
#102 - zaperzero (01/13/2016) [-]
Gosh that's awfully sad.
#64 - kurbeh (01/13/2016) [-]
#25 - Pred (01/12/2016) [-]
it is a comedy with actual happy ending, it just had this one edgy part .

Trust me, it's just a harmless kids show.
#92 - checkemninja (01/13/2016) [-]
#71 - barsaka (01/13/2016) [-]
and that other pedo part and everything else...
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#49 - ecthelion (01/13/2016) [-]
Lucy is love. Lucy is life.
#41 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
I DO NOT TRUST YOU.
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#44 - ompalomper (01/13/2016) [-]
well, it DOES end happily after a FUCKTON of bad shit happens. people are maimed. in a very sadistic manner. like, Jason Voorhees would tell her to calm her tits.

spoilers are actual spoilers but not of vital importance
she killed his parents when they where young
she kills her sister by cutting off finger then arms, then one leg then the other
this one is actually an important spoiler
split personality disorder
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#90 - mcmanybucks (01/13/2016) [-]
You forgot one very important part; Her other personality is a fucking alien, like swarm-alien with a queen and all, and she has invisible tentacles that do all the killing.
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#136 - shaddyz (01/13/2016) [-]
spoiler you alien ass monkey
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#138 - mcmanybucks (01/13/2016) [-]
Its totally not something you learn in like the 2nd fucking episode.. -.-
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#139 - shaddyz (01/13/2016) [-]
do you get the concept of spoilers?
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#140 - mcmanybucks (01/13/2016) [-]
Its hardly a spoiler though. watch the first episode, you see the "tentacles"
.. the fact that shes an alien is a fucking given.
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#181 - paddypancake (23 hours ago) [-]
I dunno i could also imagine her being some human experiment or stuff like that if you wouldn't have said that she is an alien.
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#182 - mcmanybucks (23 hours ago) [-]
well shit sorry i ruined the show for you.

honestly though, watch it. its an amazing anime.
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#188 - paddypancake (22 hours ago) [-]
Nah i've already watched it. I don't mind myself. Was just argueing about the existance of the spoiler there. It's not significant i think personally but people have different views on that. Not sure whether it was mentioned in the show that she was an alien but its a long time since i watched it anyways.
Haven't read the manga though.
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#192 - mcmanybucks (22 hours ago) [-]
I think she talks with Kouta about it at some point. i know that in the manga her species is called Diclonius, and she would have sisters and a mother if they hadnt been murdered, thus her hatred for humans.
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#82 - maniacaltomcat (01/13/2016) [-]
you forgot the part where before she kills his dad she rips his sister in half while shes holding onto him
#35 - sovereignlore (01/13/2016) [-]
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#27 - poq (01/12/2016) [-]
Happy ending? In the Manga she melts and ask Kohta to kill her
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#5 - megaton (01/12/2016) [-]
its more adorable when you watch the whole thing .
#88 - ningyoaijin (01/13/2016) [-]
I don't want to be "that guy" but as much as I love the anime, the manga was much, much better. Like holy shit the feels everywhere. Especially the ending where Lucy/Nyu destroys a large portion of the world with her vectors while her flesh melts away and Kouta is forced to watch.

The anime's plot only goes up to about 1/5th the way into the manga.
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#143 - sarcasticone (01/13/2016) [-]
Source?
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#137 - megaton (01/13/2016) [-]
well yes, it has more story. im saying the story looks more adorable when you get large bouts of moeblob version of myu/alice with amnesia/slight mental retardation.
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#42 - ompalomper (01/13/2016) [-]
its more adorable emotionally scaring when you watch the whole thing .
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#77 - klina (01/13/2016) [-]
adorable emotionally scaring adorably scarring
#1 - *then it hits soule in the face*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Bouncing your phone on a ball +4
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#2 - fjponythread (01/12/2016) [-]
Here lies Soule
She ran fast and died a virgin
#2 - Gee, I sure hope the comments won't be filled with people rolling.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Help Evilhomer Buy a Table!! 0
#29 - profssortwntyight (4 hours ago) [-]
Your wish is granted
#4 - Well duh, why is the dinner lady taking his lunch money?!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Sparky Doodles: Against... +89
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#19 - buggybman (01/13/2016) [-]
In some areas lunch is called dinner, and dinner is called supper.
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#11 - sparkydoodles (01/13/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea, for whatever reason that's what we called them where I'm from
#1 - Photoshop irl 01/12/2016 on No money for dentist? No... +3
#1 - Posttwo brcstar he's a bot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on smiletv's profile 0
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#2 - lametitan (01/12/2016) [-]
Yum
#4 - Is 9gag still a thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on "meme war" 0
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#32 - tridaak (01/13/2016) [-]
Yes... and pretty sure it's still a larger website than FJ
#1 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Eureka! +1
#1 - Go look at kittens if you want something sweet. 01/12/2016 on I'M BACK BABY! 0
#4 - I can replace Josh 01/12/2016 on squadrontunc's profile 0
#3 - Can I be a mod? 01/12/2016 on squadrontunc's profile 0
#1 - Posttwo brcstar joshlol he's a spam bot  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on squadrontunc's profile 0
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#2 - brcstar (01/12/2016) [-]
You do more work than a lot of the other mods
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#5 - lametitan (01/12/2016) [-]
lazy mods
#4 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
I can replace Josh
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#3 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
Can I be a mod?
#2 - Addy's the one who got impregnated.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on admins son +2
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#3 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Carries the child, but still very much male-like the majestic seahorse.
#6 - Picture 01/12/2016 on seeing an argument in the... +13
#1 - At least it's not country music. 01/12/2016 on RIP markiplier 0
#1 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Record Setting +2
#3 - So they bring it up too much? That can be annoying.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Fuck this place 0
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#4 - autumnanubis (01/12/2016) [-]
They only recently started doing it and they act like its the best thing since tobacco products.
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#9 - chikibriki (01/12/2016) [-]
you mean it ain't?
#1 - It could have been so much better than it is. Do they really t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Fuck this place 0
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#2 - autumnanubis (01/12/2016) [-]
They don't talk shit about it. The situation itself is just too much. Goddamn anime.
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#3 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
So they bring it up too much? That can be annoying.
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#4 - autumnanubis (01/12/2016) [-]
They only recently started doing it and they act like its the best thing since tobacco products.
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#9 - chikibriki (01/12/2016) [-]
you mean it ain't?
#1 - #nofilter  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on looking through draining oit +50
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#3 - itsnotimportant (01/12/2016) [-]
Oil drink to that.
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#8 - smartythechicken (01/13/2016) [-]
whale oil beef hooked
#2 - evilhomer (01/12/2016) [-]
#2 - Imagination is a beautiful thing. 01/12/2016 on wen im asked if i like... +3
#3 - And trans-aging?!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Best friend +7
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#101 - duvallwhitey (01/13/2016) [-]
What are you? Ageist?! Get off this thread shitlord
#4 - evilhomer (01/12/2016) [-]
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Black Tweets TURBO Edition! +59
#23 - anlbomber (01/12/2016) [-]
Confirmed, admin is your world.

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User avatar #302 - thenobodyorigin (01/12/2016) [-]
good day chaika how are you doing?
User avatar #303 to #302 - canichaikait (01/13/2016) [-]
Could be better.
User avatar #304 to #303 - thenobodyorigin (01/13/2016) [-]
How come?
User avatar #296 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
why helo it is i
christimble
jimble
and i am be say

have an enjoy
have a hap

have a good
User avatar #297 to #296 - canichaikait (12/23/2015) [-]
I do be very thank!
#294 - canichaikait (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Test4
#286 - kitarierose (12/14/2015) [-]

Hello there. I don't know you at all. But i have a feeling that you needed a cute gif to brighten up your day.
#287 to #286 - canichaikait (12/14/2015) [-]
GIF
That's adorable.
User avatar #279 - motherfuckingkenji (12/13/2015) [-]
Hey uh, you interested in Terraria? I have a spare copy (as I always do) and need people to play it with.
I was going to get as many people as I could into a server with me, but I was waiting for inuyuru to be on Steam and available, which is like never.
Because he's new, we'll be playing on normal difficulty. Which is kind of unfortunate because that means less money and loot and compared to Expert Mode it's not even a challenge, but still fun. I ******* love Terraria.
User avatar #284 to #279 - canichaikait (12/13/2015) [-]
I'd love to have it and play with you guys, but I don't have a computer to play it atm. We're short on cash and we've been researching computer parts to build one, but idk how long it might be before I actually get a computer.
User avatar #300 to #284 - motherfuckingkenji (01/03/2016) [-]
ey b0ss
If you think it's going to take longer than a couple weeks or so to get a computer, then I'll probably start a server now, play through that, then do another with you when you get your **** .
User avatar #301 to #300 - canichaikait (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure, no problem. Sorry, wish I could get it sooner.
User avatar #285 to #284 - motherfuckingkenji (12/13/2015) [-]
Oh. Well dammit.
I would say borrow a friend's laptop or something since it's so lightweight you could probably play it on a calculator, but I dunno.
Well lemme know when/if you get a computer. I'm almost always in the mood to play it.
User avatar #280 to #279 - inuyuru ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
I bought Terraria years ago. I still kinda have to get into it.
User avatar #281 to #280 - motherfuckingkenji (12/13/2015) [-]
Well I would have been playing the **** out of it, but like I said you're never on Steam.
I can also almost guarantee at least 3 other people if you would prefer a group.
User avatar #282 to #281 - inuyuru ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Sure
User avatar #283 to #282 - motherfuckingkenji (12/13/2015) [-]
Well anyway, I get off work at 11 (in 19 hours) and then I don't have anywhere to be or anything to do until Friday.
So... so yeah.
#278 - hubabalu ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
**hubabalu used "*roll picture*"**
**hubabalu rolled image** Anime is **** .
User avatar #270 - optimussum (12/12/2015) [-]
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAAAL
User avatar #271 to #270 - canichaikait (12/12/2015) [-]
FEEEEEAR IS HOW I FALL

CONFUSING WHAT IS REEEEAAAALLLL
User avatar #272 to #271 - optimussum (12/12/2015) [-]
emo faggot
User avatar #273 to #272 - canichaikait (12/12/2015) [-]
Why must you hurt me this way.
User avatar #274 to #273 - optimussum (12/12/2015) [-]
im sorry
forgive me <3
User avatar #275 to #274 - canichaikait (12/12/2015) [-]
No, the damage is done. These wounds won't heal.
#305 to #277 - Eichimaru (19 hours ago) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** Is there a full video of this?
#254 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Domo Arigato Chaika-dono
#259 to #256 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry ... I forgot Hitsugi no Chaika was made in Singapore...
#249 - Decode (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
I have a spare Christmas chaika if you want it

Merry Christmas
User avatar #250 to #249 - canichaikait (12/09/2015) [-]
I haven't seen that edit before.
Merry Christmas to you too!
User avatar #251 to #250 - Decode (12/09/2015) [-]
It's one of mine

People make me chaika edits like these chrismas ones and those alert chaika ones
User avatar #252 to #251 - canichaikait (12/09/2015) [-]
I'll have to make some Christmas edits of my own.
User avatar #241 - supervizor (11/21/2015) [-]
I found the artist that made your profile pic.
They're my absolute favorite now.
User avatar #235 - optimussum (11/20/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #237 to #236 - optimussum (11/21/2015) [-]
why dont you have your own signature text colour yet?
User avatar #238 to #237 - canichaikait (11/21/2015) [-]
I horde colored text.
User avatar #239 to #238 - optimussum (11/21/2015) [-]
fair enough
i have a buttload of coloured text on an alt but i cant have it
User avatar #240 to #239 - canichaikait (11/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, me too.
#231 - lordsepulchure (11/19/2015) [-]
Hey that scene where Chaika's now-a-meme-face is from, do you have a pic of that without her face on it? You know, for when someone wants to edit someone else's face on her for a change.
#233 to #232 - lordsepulchure (11/19/2015) [-]
Perfect. Thanks.
User avatar #255 to #253 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
Seriously
User avatar #257 to #255 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Srs business
User avatar #258 to #257 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
How tho
User avatar #260 to #258 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
How not?
User avatar #262 to #260 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
True
User avatar #263 to #262 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Good girl europe-chan
Now how 'bout a kiiiiiiiiissssssss?
User avatar #264 to #263 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
Nah
User avatar #265 to #264 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
WHY NOT ?
User avatar #266 to #265 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
Cause you're an odd fellow
User avatar #267 to #266 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
y tho?
User avatar #268 to #267 - europe (12/11/2015) [-]
Gee, I wonder why
User avatar #269 to #268 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Gee , I sure don't know
#226 to #225 - canichaikait (11/16/2015) [-]
I've already won.
User avatar #228 to #226 - europe (11/16/2015) [-]
don't be mad bby
User avatar #229 to #228 - canichaikait (11/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm not mad. I'm just socially awkward to the point that online conversations make me anxious.
User avatar #230 to #229 - europe (11/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry bby I'll be gentle
User avatar #222 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
yo canichakait, please don't stop posting, i need you to help save fj
User avatar #261 to #222 - tarabostes (12/11/2015) [-]
Don't worry , I will make sure she posts a ******* of comments admin! You can count on me!
User avatar #223 to #222 - canichaikait (11/13/2015) [-]
**** , Addy, that's too much responsibility. I can't handle that...
User avatar #216 - whyheloitisijimble (11/03/2015) [-]
Real question is be
:

Can have chaika i?
#202 - nickypickle (10/02/2015) [-]
source for your qt chakia profile pic?
User avatar #224 to #204 - bluboyrulez (11/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for this
User avatar #203 to #202 - canichaikait (10/02/2015) [-]
I found out it was drawn by some artist named ***** . Can't get much more on this computer.
#186 - keltainenlumi (09/21/2015) [-]
Weirdest Chaika edit?
User avatar #187 to #186 - canichaikait (09/21/2015) [-]
Yes, definitely.
#188 to #187 - keltainenlumi (09/21/2015) [-]
What? You don't have any weirder ones?
#189 to #188 - canichaikait (09/21/2015) [-]
Not as weird as that one, no.
#191 to #190 - canichaikait (09/21/2015) [-]
I dont go for the 'weirdness' factor when I make/find Chaika images. I am paricularly proud of this one though.
#192 to #191 - keltainenlumi (09/21/2015) [-]
That's pretty clever.

Would be better if he said "Mwee" instead of/after "see".
#193 to #192 - canichaikait (09/21/2015) [-]
True, but I didn't add the text. It was already there. Perhaps someday I will change it.
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