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    I thought It was a valid point I thought It was a valid point
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#602 - this wilmingtonian knows your pain. <3 02/01/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#254 - If you would have just kept the picture of his dog seymour in.… 01/18/2013 on feelturama 0
#33 - THANK YOU. SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT 12/21/2012 on instant ram 0
#151 - Now let me go on to tell everyone who didn't like the status h… 12/21/2012 on Helping poor kids... +2
#108 - SHE RIDES HORSES THAT MEANS IT'S ALWAYS RELEVANT.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on I thought It was a valid point +1
User avatar #142 - fargone (12/21/2012) [-]
That explains a lot. Everyone knows girls that ride horses spend every single day with the thought of that huge horse dick at the back of their mind.
#77 - >Devision Why. 12/20/2012 on Cells 0
#500 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome -21
#511 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
You dont know anything about the Marines do you?
#516 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
peer reviewed science articles aren't 100% positive, but the widely accepted theory is that these creatures can eat bullets.
User avatar #541 - usmcoorah (12/20/2012) [-]
Oo fucking rah.
User avatar #522 - blackhawksfan (12/20/2012) [-]
hoorah!
#507 - zetsubouwalker (12/20/2012) [-]
Well I believe that the point is that the kids will see a soldier and be like "Oh wow, look at that cool army man, he'll save us for sure!"

Not that he could I guess, in the sense that you mentioned.
But if I was a kid, I'd rather him be there than noone.
#4 - No she does. She just deletes any comment I have that involves…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2012 on I thought It was a valid point +110
#40 - zombieginger (12/21/2012) [-]
You have more than one?!
User avatar #13 - fargone (12/20/2012) [-]
Which is most of them, right?
User avatar #108 - candysalesman (12/21/2012) [-]
SHE RIDES HORSES THAT MEANS IT'S ALWAYS RELEVANT.
User avatar #142 - fargone (12/21/2012) [-]
That explains a lot. Everyone knows girls that ride horses spend every single day with the thought of that huge horse dick at the back of their mind.
#278 - yes. and they make nerds out to be losers. which is not always… 10/30/2012 on Did you know? 0
#256 - Nerds are actually more popular now a days. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Did you know? 0
User avatar #261 - toosexyforyou (10/29/2012) [-]
There's a difference between a smart guy, a nerd, and a loser.
User avatar #278 - candysalesman (10/30/2012) [-]
yes. and they make nerds out to be losers. which is not always the case. you can be a nerd and be successful with lots of friends.
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