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candymankill

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Batman Arkham Series, Assassin's Creed Series, Call of Duty, and Injustice Gods among us
PSN: Thunder-Buddies
Interests: Juggling, Skateboarding, Bo Staff, Nunchuks, Karate, Jui Jitsu, Wrestling, and Golf
Date Signed Up:12/21/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7039
Highest Content Rank:#597
Highest Comment Rank:#981
Content Thumbs: 3668 total,  4028 ,  360
Comment Thumbs: 3300 total,  3710 ,  410
Content Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:194525
Times Content Favorited:146 times
Total Comments Made:936
FJ Points:6315
Favorite Tags: batman (2) | Bear (2) | fuck (2) | i (2) | Mother (2) | na (2)
Been on Funnyjunk since I was little. Old profile pic. I've been on since Funnyjunk was Yellow. and I love this site.

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    Ubisoft Ubisoft
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    King of the Hill King of the Hill
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    Reason to Swear in Skryim Reason to Swear in Skryim
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    Herpatitus? Herpatitus?
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    Some People Are too Stupid Some People Are too Stupid
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    Skryim: Don't think about it Skryim: Don't think about it
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#33 - I moved to my new high school and decided to reinvent myself. …  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Your daily dose of something +4
User avatar #42 - eldouchey (11 hours ago) [-]
I was the same way through elementary and middle school. I was awkward, both socially and physically. I got my ass beat every other day by groups of kids. In high school, I filled out and wound up very stocky. I had one fight and that was it. I kind of went too far with the kid attempting to bully me, but the message was sent. High school was alright after that.
#32 - This was me in Middle school. I was 5"0 and got bullied c…  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Your daily dose of something +5
#47 - namenotallowed (9 hours ago) [-]
You looked like my little cousin and even have some of the same problems as he does. The poor kid has a divorced family and his dad has custody of him and that whole side of the family just bullies him constantly for his weight and his awkwardness. He doesn't have the same back bone like you did though to fight back and just buckles under it all. He uses games as outlets like in the content above but I've been working with him trying to draw him out a bit. Good to see you turned it around though I am hoping my cousin can do the same.
User avatar #39 - assrocket (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh fuck, man. You remind me so much of my little brother. He's a fucking tall kid, but he's fat as well and he likes videogames a lot. He also has a really bad temper and kids made fun of him at school because they knew it was easy to rile him up. He fucking hated that school. I don't think he even liked most of his friends. He moved schools this year (parents divorced finally), and he seems to really love it there. From what I've heard, he made instant friends with a particular group of boys on his first day.

I'm really glad your school life turned out better. Props for sticking it out and trying to fix things on your own. That takes some serious courage.
#37 - xxscrublordxx (12 hours ago) [-]
Shit like this is why I want to become a teacher.
#33 - candymankill (15 hours ago) [-]
I moved to my new high school and decided to reinvent myself. I went to the weight room everyday during my free lunch. I also grew to be about 6 feet tall and a lot of my weight stretched out. I haven't been bullied by anyone since I started this new high school. Idk if its because I'm taller than most people or because I'm just generally nice to everyone, but This high school has almost made me forget everything thats happened to me. (btw this pic is from when I was on my way back from a summer vacation to Japan last year)
User avatar #42 - eldouchey (11 hours ago) [-]
I was the same way through elementary and middle school. I was awkward, both socially and physically. I got my ass beat every other day by groups of kids. In high school, I filled out and wound up very stocky. I had one fight and that was it. I kind of went too far with the kid attempting to bully me, but the message was sent. High school was alright after that.
#52 - In north carolina the only law is that the person you are dati…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on privilege 0
User avatar #53 - leonhardt (02/25/2015) [-]
That's just until you're an adult, right?
#147 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Assholes after gay kiss on... +2
#58 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Air Force None +36
#112 - There are several kids at my school who think my name is John … 02/22/2015 on Edgar 0
#154 - Another fun Japanese fact because I spent 3 weeks there this s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... +1
#156 - ruebezahl (02/20/2015) [-]
Yes, those evil tycoons are always trying to steal the vending machines. It's a huge problem in Japan.

Pic related, it's Warren Buffett, getting caught red-handed while trying to steal a jewelry vending machine.
#27 - Dying from rabbit boners is exactly how I predicted I would die. 02/17/2015 on Instant Antidepressant +4
#1449 - I send a dick pic to the people who vote me as their top 3. My… 02/17/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#16 - I'm a 17 year old virgin and you want to cover me in furry tin…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Instant Antidepressant +6
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#41 - mvtjets (02/18/2015) [-]
[chucking siezes]
User avatar #24 - lereturnedtroll (02/17/2015) [-]
5 inches of you isnt going to impale a rabbit
one inch, from 5 different rabbits are going to impale you
User avatar #27 - candymankill (02/17/2015) [-]
Dying from rabbit boners is exactly how I predicted I would die.
#21 - InfiniteFetus (02/17/2015) [-]

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