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| #4739925 - I don't like or dislike you. Reason? Because I hardly … | 06/07/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4739911 - Holy fucking shit. I don't think I love any television ser… [+] (4 new replies) | 06/07/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #87 - lol'd. | 06/07/2013 on Disney School | 0 |
| #18 - I'm unable. | 06/07/2013 on Read the description XD | +12 |
| #15 - "Do Judy got a booty?" "It'sgot four bars, … [+] (2 new replies) | 06/07/2013 on Flamingos | +10 |
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| #81 - More than most people I know. God bless America. [+] (2 new replies) | 06/07/2013 on Disney School | 0 |
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| #7 - Hey mister! Put a little mustard on that mustard! DON'T TE… | 06/06/2013 on Drake and Josh | 0 |
| #4724402 - Panty and stocking in the same thread. I'm 'avin a giggle m8. | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4724394 - Well that's good. | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4724352 - I'm slightly above average, thank you. | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
| #4724333 - Nothing much, and you? [+] (2 new replies) | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #4724278 - How're you? [+] (2 new replies) | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
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| #4724227 - Hello. [+] (10 new replies) | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
| Panty and stocking in the same thread. I'm 'avin a giggle m8. | ||
| #26 - I'm color deficient. I can see color just fine. Except in thes… | 06/05/2013 on color blind | 0 |
| #649865 - And those are? [+] (1 new reply) | 06/05/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... | +4 |
| Wait, you're actually just looking for recommendations based on that, and not looking for a specific anime based on a single picture you saw? Just go read Enders Shadow. | ||
| #649861 - Innamoo, I have a favor to ask. Has anyone ever seen an an… [+] (15 new replies) | 06/05/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... | +4 |
| You realize there are a lot of anime with street urchins, yes? I swear he said sea urchins, now it makes a bit more sense. That would be great. An anime about sea urchins. They'd have to be in high school, obviously. I read it like four times and still read sea urchin... I couldn't understand why he was looking for pictures of female sea urchins. Well there goes my original idea.....ah well, I'll just put them in middle school and have them drink tea. Wait, you're actually just looking for recommendations based on that, and not looking for a specific anime based on a single picture you saw? Just go read Enders Shadow. | ||
| #4714568 - Why don't you say please? | 06/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
| #4707442 - The weather is wonderful. ♥ [+] (1 new reply) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
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| #4707436 - Unfortunately. ♥ [+] (3 new replies) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
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| #4707428 - Nothing. Everything is painfully still the same. Sleep de… [+] (5 new replies) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
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| #4707411 - Good morning. On a different note, I was looking through … [+] (7 new replies) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | +1 |
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| #4702198 - And you didn't even read it. I wasted all that effort for nothing. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #4702158 - Can I not? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me… [+] (3 new replies) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| And you didn't even read it. I wasted all that effort for nothing. | ||
| #4702092 - How do I RP? [+] (6 new replies) | 06/04/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| Can I not? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Nots, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret nots on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed nots. I am trained in not warfare and I’m the top not in the entire US not forces. You are naught to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with not the likes of which has not been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking nots. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nots across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the not, maggot. The not that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking not, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can not you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed not, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Not Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit not all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. You can not, mother fucker. And you didn't even read it. I wasted all that effort for nothing. | ||
| #18 - *That wasn't a fart | 06/04/2013 on Well alright then | +2 |
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sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess we won't meet today, so I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
That's all...
That's all...
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sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So...
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."
"Well, then we have to kill you."
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."
"And the third?"
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."
"Well, then we have to kill you."
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."
"And the third?"
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
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N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
im thumbing all of your shit down because your a huge faggot!

