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candlejackismyhomi

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: 360, PS4, Wii U, 3DS
X-box Gamertag: EternalPariah
PSN: JP-AT0730
Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2736
Comment Ranking:#2249
Highest Content Rank:#2749
Highest Comment Rank:#1953
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Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
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Content Views:73365
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:5101
FJ Points:1145

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User avatar #102 - maybetraffy (04/09/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by candlejackismyhomi
you need to get banned
User avatar #111 - slashtrey (04/23/2015) [-]
what items do you have
User avatar #114 to #112 - slashtrey (04/23/2015) [-]
can i trade you
#109 - Ken M Comment deleted by candlejackismyhomi [-]
#108 - nogf has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 - nogf (04/16/2015) [-]
You are ugly as **** in your irl
User avatar #106 to #104 - candlejackismyhomi (04/16/2015) [-]
I feel like you're not even trying
User avatar #93 - murrlogic (01/20/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #94 to #93 - candlejackismyhomi (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh God this is on my profile.

Hello.
User avatar #95 to #94 - murrlogic (01/20/2015) [-]
I've seen that character

Isn't he friend's with the man who owns the Gyarados named Mr. Fish
#96 to #95 - candlejackismyhomi (01/20/2015) [-]
That'd be Commander Badass. Jared is the man who owns Mr. Fish.
#97 to #96 - murrlogic (01/20/2015) [-]
Art style looks familiar
User avatar #98 to #97 - candlejackismyhomi (01/20/2015) [-]
I can see the resemblance in body structure, but the faces are off, for me.
User avatar #99 to #98 - murrlogic (01/20/2015) [-]
So how's your day been?
User avatar #100 to #99 - candlejackismyhomi (01/21/2015) [-]
It's been mediocre at best, how about yourself?
User avatar #101 to #100 - murrlogic (01/21/2015) [-]
Just waiting to get some art projects done
User avatar #92 - joshwontwon (02/10/2014) [-]
I just wanted to thank you for your services to the Country. I know a lot of people may not show their thanks, but we all appreciate that **** . So yeah... thanks and stuff!
User avatar #105 to #92 - nogf (04/16/2015) [-]
suck his dick some more.. I think you missed a spot

>Thanking welfare-queens

yeah, no
User avatar #107 to #105 - joshwontwon (04/16/2015) [-]
***** why do you even care?
#91 - sherlyholmes (09/26/2013) [-]
I suppose you're gone already... but wherever you are at the moment, I hope you're safe and fine.
I suppose you're gone already... but wherever you are at the moment, I hope you're safe and fine.
User avatar #90 - dropitlikeitshot (07/29/2013) [-]
BUT THEN WHO WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LAST 3 OVAS :C
User avatar #88 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
see ya buddy
User avatar #86 - secretgiver (07/24/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #87 to #86 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #89 to #87 - secretgiver (07/24/2013) [-]
hey twi twi
User avatar #84 - Nightelfbane (07/06/2013) [-]
thank yooouuu
User avatar #85 to #84 - candlejackismyhomi (07/06/2013) [-]
No problem. I'm off to bed now. Good luck with all that jazz.
#72 - sherlyholmes (04/22/2013) [-]
Commander Badass, what's new with you?
Commander Badass, what's new with you?
#73 to #72 - sherlyholmes (04/22/2013) [-]
Today I read all available Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Oh lawd, I guess I am addicted.
Today I read all available Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Oh lawd, I guess I am addicted.
User avatar #74 to #73 - candlejackismyhomi (04/22/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club. ♥
Also; I've missed you young lady.
#75 to #74 - sherlyholmes (04/23/2013) [-]
Same here. How have you been?
Same here. How have you been?
User avatar #76 to #75 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been fine gorgeous, and you?
#77 to #76 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Just about the same, I'd say.
Just about the same, I'd say.
User avatar #78 to #77 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
I always do enjoy talking to you. ♥
#79 to #78 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Who says you are the only one enjoying himself?
Who says you are the only one enjoying himself?
User avatar #80 to #79 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though, I don't imagine I'm much to talk to.
#81 to #80 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
#83 to #82 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah you:3
Ah you:3
User avatar #69 - candlejackismyhomi (04/07/2013) [-]
**candlejackismyhomi rolls 9**
#68 - sherlyholmes (02/15/2013) [-]
Flaweless victory.
Flaweless victory.
#46 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Seems I ran out of reply space.
Seems I ran out of reply space.
#47 to #46 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I will sing you a song, okay?
I will sing you a song, okay?
#48 to #47 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, it's not like you can stop me now.
Well, it's not like you can stop me now.
#49 to #48 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... actually, I can't sing.
... actually, I can't sing.
#50 to #49 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Just imagine this to sound like a dying cat, aye?
Just imagine this to sound like a dying cat, aye?
#51 to #50 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I love cats.
I love cats.
#52 to #51 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And snakes. Snakes are awesome!
And snakes. Snakes are awesome!
#53 to #52 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Are you still reading this?
Are you still reading this?
#54 to #53 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
If yes, then... wow.
If yes, then... wow.
#55 to #54 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I had a date today. With myself. We went to a little sweet shop and to every goddamn bookstore in my city.
I had a date today. With myself. We went to a little sweet shop and to every goddamn bookstore in my city.
#56 to #55 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I spend everything on books and I regret nothing.
I spend everything on books and I regret nothing.
#57 to #56 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And this is exactly why can't we have nice things.
And this is exactly why can't we have nice things.
#58 to #57 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
MFW reading. I really like poetry, especially 'Lake Poets' like Keats or Wordsworth. And Victor Hugo. He wrote some wonderful poems that always make one cry.
MFW reading. I really like poetry, especially 'Lake Poets' like Keats or Wordsworth. And Victor Hugo. He wrote some wonderful poems that always make one cry.
#59 to #58 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Keats said that a really, really good poem should be like a long forgotten memory. Something you know all along, but need someone else to say it. Do you know what I mean?
Keats said that a really, really good poem should be like a long forgotten memory. Something you know all along, but need someone else to say it. Do you know what I mean?
#60 to #59 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And I like drama. Like Pygmalion. I keep reading their scripts but never go to see them played in theatres. Isn't it silly? Yes, I guess it is.
And I like drama. Like Pygmalion. I keep reading their scripts but never go to see them played in theatres. Isn't it silly? Yes, I guess it is.
#61 to #60 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe once.
Maybe once.
#62 to #61 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Our school holds a huge ball, but I am not allowed to dance, because I am one of the people who organise it. Well, damn.
Our school holds a huge ball, but I am not allowed to dance, because I am one of the people who organise it. Well, damn.
#63 to #62 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
well, I hope that our guests will have fun if nothing.
well, I hope that our guests will have fun if nothing.
#64 to #63 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess that I am reaching my reply limit soon....
I guess that I am reaching my reply limit soon....
#65 to #64 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So... have a nice day, will you?
So... have a nice day, will you?
#67 to #65 - candlejackismyhomi (02/15/2013) [-]
.... This honestly made my day. You've made this the most wonderful day I've had in a very, very long time. Thank you love. ♥

I hope you had a great day, and an even better one tomorrow.
With love,
CJ. ♥
#66 to #65 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Because that would be awesome.
Because that would be awesome.
#25 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess we won't meet today, so I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.   
That's all...
I guess we won't meet today, so I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
That's all...
#26 to #25 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... but actually I feel like spamming...
... but actually I feel like spamming...
#27 to #26 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... so I will just talk about random stuff...
... so I will just talk about random stuff...
#28 to #27 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... maybe I can even make you smile?
... maybe I can even make you smile?
#29 to #28 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Because that would be awesome! Do you know what else is awesome?
Because that would be awesome! Do you know what else is awesome?
#30 to #29 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Hugs. And explosives.
Hugs. And explosives.
#31 to #30 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So have some. Hugs, not explosives.    
   
I guess I will run out of reply space, before I run out of gifs.
So have some. Hugs, not explosives.

I guess I will run out of reply space, before I run out of gifs.
#32 to #31 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
This is starting to be funny...
This is starting to be funny...
#33 to #32 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... well, at least for me.
... well, at least for me.
#34 to #33 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
But how to make you smile?
But how to make you smile?
#35 to #34 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe with a really bad joke?
Maybe with a really bad joke?
#36 to #35 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So...    
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."   
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.   
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."   
"Well, then we have to kill you."   
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."   
"And the third?"   
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
So...
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."
"Well, then we have to kill you."
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."
"And the third?"
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
#37 to #36 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... not so good, I know.
... not so good, I know.
#38 to #37 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I am not very funny when I want to be.
I am not very funny when I want to be.
#39 to #38 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
But I am hilarious when 			****		 gets serious.
But I am hilarious when **** gets serious.
#40 to #39 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Anyway, how are you?
Anyway, how are you?
#41 to #40 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I hope you are well. Enjoying yourself and stuff.
I hope you are well. Enjoying yourself and stuff.
#42 to #41 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I am nearly not running out of these gifs?
What if I told you that I am nearly not running out of these gifs?
#43 to #42 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... because it's true. Oh, what am I doing with your wall...
... because it's true. Oh, what am I doing with your wall...
#70 to #43 - Ken M (04/19/2013) [-]
This was SO CUTE / MY WATCHERS GATHERING
#71 to #70 - sherlyholmes (04/19/2013) [-]
W-what?
W-what?
#44 to #43 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... cool stuff. That's exactly what I am doing.
... cool stuff. That's exactly what I am doing.
#45 to #44 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And no, you are not allowed to argue:3
And no, you are not allowed to argue:3
#19 to #18 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
'At's a new .gif. I like it.

Also; Overthrow the state? No. World domination or nothing. Go hard or go home.
#20 to #19 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
You... here...   
   
Well, I would like to try my powers on chaos on a state first... you know... everyone needs to learn somehow.
You... here...

Well, I would like to try my powers on chaos on a state first... you know... everyone needs to learn somehow.
#21 to #20 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
That's entirely reasonable. Start small. So how're you love?
#22 to #21 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
I am just getting over some weird stuff and post-Les Misérables feels. How about you?
I am just getting over some weird stuff and post-Les Misérables feels. How about you?
#23 to #22 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
Post Persona 4-feels. Drowning in all this snow. It just won't stop. Like, ever.
#24 to #23 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
Feels... feels everywhere...
Feels... feels everywhere...
#15 - sherlyholmes (01/18/2013) [-]
Damn... I miss you.
Damn... I miss you.
#16 to #15 - candlejackismyhomi (01/19/2013) [-]
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing about you.
Sorry I haven't been on much lately.
#17 to #16 - sherlyholmes (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh, never mind, I was quite busy as well:)
Oh, never mind, I was quite busy as well:)
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