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    You are a gentleman and a scholar. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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    Inglip's challenger? Inglip's challenger?
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    SOON Chameleon SOON Chameleon
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#296 - Thank you kindly sir, 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 2 +1
#292 - Does anybody have the Ronald McDonald picture, says thing…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 2 0
#293 - thecharliesheen (06/17/2014) [-]
Hamburgle harder, faggot.
User avatar #296 - candlejackismyhomi (06/17/2014) [-]
Thank you kindly sir,
#9050355 - I don't think that's the one, but thanks. 06/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9050330 - Does anybody have the picture with Ronald Mcdonald, "…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on sfw random board +2
#9050338 - phanact (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9050355 - candlejackismyhomi (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the one, but thanks.
#8861508 - I've been better than I thought I would be. How about yourself…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on sfw random board +1
#8863805 - sherlyholmes (05/28/2014) [-]
I missed you too! Just passed my A-levels and trying to... ugh... act like I have a life again?
#8742702 - Hello lovely.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2014 on sfw random board +1
#8749503 - sherlyholmes (05/14/2014) [-]
Commander! I am so glad to see you again! How have you been?
User avatar #8861508 - candlejackismyhomi (05/28/2014) [-]
I've been better than I thought I would be. How about yourself? I've missed you a great deal.
#8863805 - sherlyholmes (05/28/2014) [-]
I missed you too! Just passed my A-levels and trying to... ugh... act like I have a life again?
#205 - I try. 05/07/2014 on Hey Guys, Faces of FJ +1
#131 - Oh okay. I don't have a lot of exposure to the Army. E-3, US Navy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Hey Guys, Faces of FJ 0
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
Hah, you can't say your rank is not confusing. Navy still confuses the shit out of me.
#129 - Thanks. I'm used to seeing chevrons. Confused the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Hey Guys, Faces of FJ 0
#130 - griffmaster (05/07/2014) [-]
thats another version of E-4 corporal
User avatar #131 - candlejackismyhomi (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh okay. I don't have a lot of exposure to the Army.
E-3, US Navy.
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
Hah, you can't say your rank is not confusing. Navy still confuses the shit out of me.
#127 - What rank is that?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Hey Guys, Faces of FJ 0
#128 - griffmaster (05/07/2014) [-]
E-4 Specailist
Army
User avatar #129 - candlejackismyhomi (05/07/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm used to seeing chevrons. Confused the shit out of me.
#130 - griffmaster (05/07/2014) [-]
thats another version of E-4 corporal
User avatar #131 - candlejackismyhomi (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh okay. I don't have a lot of exposure to the Army.
E-3, US Navy.
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
Hah, you can't say your rank is not confusing. Navy still confuses the shit out of me.

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User avatar #92 - joshwontwon (02/10/2014) [-]
I just wanted to thank you for your services to the Country. I know a lot of people may not show their thanks, but we all appreciate that **** . So yeah... thanks and stuff!
#91 - sherlyholmes (09/26/2013) [-]
I suppose you're gone already... but wherever you are at the moment, I hope you're safe and fine.
I suppose you're gone already... but wherever you are at the moment, I hope you're safe and fine.
User avatar #90 - dropitlikeitshot (07/29/2013) [-]
BUT THEN WHO WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LAST 3 OVAS :C
User avatar #88 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
see ya buddy
User avatar #86 - secretgiver (07/24/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #87 to #86 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #89 to #87 - secretgiver (07/24/2013) [-]
hey twi twi
User avatar #84 - Nightelfbane (07/06/2013) [-]
thank yooouuu
User avatar #85 to #84 - candlejackismyhomi (07/06/2013) [-]
No problem. I'm off to bed now. Good luck with all that jazz.
#72 - sherlyholmes (04/22/2013) [-]
Commander Badass, what's new with you?
Commander Badass, what's new with you?
#73 to #72 - sherlyholmes (04/22/2013) [-]
Today I read all available Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Oh lawd, I guess I am addicted.
Today I read all available Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Oh lawd, I guess I am addicted.
User avatar #74 to #73 - candlejackismyhomi (04/22/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club. ♥
Also; I've missed you young lady.
#75 to #74 - sherlyholmes (04/23/2013) [-]
Same here. How have you been?
Same here. How have you been?
User avatar #76 to #75 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been fine gorgeous, and you?
#77 to #76 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Just about the same, I'd say.
Just about the same, I'd say.
User avatar #78 to #77 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
I always do enjoy talking to you. ♥
#79 to #78 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Who says you are the only one enjoying himself?
Who says you are the only one enjoying himself?
User avatar #80 to #79 - candlejackismyhomi (04/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though, I don't imagine I'm much to talk to.
#81 to #80 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
#83 to #82 - sherlyholmes (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah you:3
Ah you:3
User avatar #69 - candlejackismyhomi (04/07/2013) [-]
**candlejackismyhomi rolls 9**
#68 - sherlyholmes (02/15/2013) [-]
Flaweless victory.
Flaweless victory.
#46 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Seems I ran out of reply space.
Seems I ran out of reply space.
#47 to #46 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I will sing you a song, okay?
I will sing you a song, okay?
#48 to #47 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, it's not like you can stop me now.
Well, it's not like you can stop me now.
#49 to #48 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... actually, I can't sing.
... actually, I can't sing.
#50 to #49 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Just imagine this to sound like a dying cat, aye?
Just imagine this to sound like a dying cat, aye?
#51 to #50 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I love cats.
I love cats.
#52 to #51 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And snakes. Snakes are awesome!
And snakes. Snakes are awesome!
#53 to #52 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Are you still reading this?
Are you still reading this?
#54 to #53 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
If yes, then... wow.
If yes, then... wow.
#55 to #54 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I had a date today. With myself. We went to a little sweet shop and to every goddamn bookstore in my city.
I had a date today. With myself. We went to a little sweet shop and to every goddamn bookstore in my city.
#56 to #55 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I spend everything on books and I regret nothing.
I spend everything on books and I regret nothing.
#57 to #56 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And this is exactly why can't we have nice things.
And this is exactly why can't we have nice things.
#58 to #57 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
MFW reading. I really like poetry, especially 'Lake Poets' like Keats or Wordsworth. And Victor Hugo. He wrote some wonderful poems that always make one cry.
MFW reading. I really like poetry, especially 'Lake Poets' like Keats or Wordsworth. And Victor Hugo. He wrote some wonderful poems that always make one cry.
#59 to #58 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Keats said that a really, really good poem should be like a long forgotten memory. Something you know all along, but need someone else to say it. Do you know what I mean?
Keats said that a really, really good poem should be like a long forgotten memory. Something you know all along, but need someone else to say it. Do you know what I mean?
#60 to #59 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And I like drama. Like Pygmalion. I keep reading their scripts but never go to see them played in theatres. Isn't it silly? Yes, I guess it is.
And I like drama. Like Pygmalion. I keep reading their scripts but never go to see them played in theatres. Isn't it silly? Yes, I guess it is.
#61 to #60 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe once.
Maybe once.
#62 to #61 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Our school holds a huge ball, but I am not allowed to dance, because I am one of the people who organise it. Well, damn.
Our school holds a huge ball, but I am not allowed to dance, because I am one of the people who organise it. Well, damn.
#63 to #62 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
well, I hope that our guests will have fun if nothing.
well, I hope that our guests will have fun if nothing.
#64 to #63 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess that I am reaching my reply limit soon....
I guess that I am reaching my reply limit soon....
#65 to #64 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So... have a nice day, will you?
So... have a nice day, will you?
#67 to #65 - candlejackismyhomi (02/15/2013) [-]
.... This honestly made my day. You've made this the most wonderful day I've had in a very, very long time. Thank you love. ♥

I hope you had a great day, and an even better one tomorrow.
With love,
CJ. ♥
#66 to #65 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Because that would be awesome.
Because that would be awesome.
#25 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I guess we won't meet today, so I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.   
That's all...
I guess we won't meet today, so I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
That's all...
#26 to #25 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... but actually I feel like spamming...
... but actually I feel like spamming...
#27 to #26 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... so I will just talk about random stuff...
... so I will just talk about random stuff...
#28 to #27 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... maybe I can even make you smile?
... maybe I can even make you smile?
#29 to #28 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Because that would be awesome! Do you know what else is awesome?
Because that would be awesome! Do you know what else is awesome?
#30 to #29 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Hugs. And explosives.
Hugs. And explosives.
#31 to #30 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So have some. Hugs, not explosives.    
   
I guess I will run out of reply space, before I run out of gifs.
So have some. Hugs, not explosives.

I guess I will run out of reply space, before I run out of gifs.
#32 to #31 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
This is starting to be funny...
This is starting to be funny...
#33 to #32 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... well, at least for me.
... well, at least for me.
#34 to #33 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
But how to make you smile?
But how to make you smile?
#35 to #34 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Maybe with a really bad joke?
Maybe with a really bad joke?
#36 to #35 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
So...    
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."   
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.   
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."   
"Well, then we have to kill you."   
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."   
"And the third?"   
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
So...
One mafia boss is dying and he is ready to make his last wish. So he tells his guys: "Ye know what? i want the pope to have sex."
Mafians come to the pope then and tell him about it.
The pope says: "No, really, this is impossible, I cannot."
"Well, then we have to kill you."
"Oh... okay, I will do so then, but I require three things. The first - the woman I will have sex with must be blind, so she won't recognise me. The second - she must be deaf, so she won't recognise my voice."
"And the third?"
"Well, I want her to have nice tits."
#37 to #36 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... not so good, I know.
... not so good, I know.
#38 to #37 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I am not very funny when I want to be.
I am not very funny when I want to be.
#39 to #38 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
But I am hilarious when 						****					 gets serious.
But I am hilarious when **** gets serious.
#40 to #39 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
Anyway, how are you?
Anyway, how are you?
#41 to #40 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
I hope you are well. Enjoying yourself and stuff.
I hope you are well. Enjoying yourself and stuff.
#42 to #41 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I am nearly not running out of these gifs?
What if I told you that I am nearly not running out of these gifs?
#43 to #42 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... because it's true. Oh, what am I doing with your wall...
... because it's true. Oh, what am I doing with your wall...
#70 to #43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/19/2013) [-]
This was SO CUTE / MY WATCHERS GATHERING
#71 to #70 - sherlyholmes (04/19/2013) [-]
W-what?
W-what?
#44 to #43 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
... cool stuff. That's exactly what I am doing.
... cool stuff. That's exactly what I am doing.
#45 to #44 - sherlyholmes (02/14/2013) [-]
And no, you are not allowed to argue:3
And no, you are not allowed to argue:3
#19 to #18 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
'At's a new .gif. I like it.

Also; Overthrow the state? No. World domination or nothing. Go hard or go home.
#20 to #19 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
You... here...   
   
Well, I would like to try my powers on chaos on a state first... you know... everyone needs to learn somehow.
You... here...

Well, I would like to try my powers on chaos on a state first... you know... everyone needs to learn somehow.
#21 to #20 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
That's entirely reasonable. Start small. So how're you love?
#22 to #21 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
I am just getting over some weird stuff and post-Les Misérables feels. How about you?
I am just getting over some weird stuff and post-Les Misérables feels. How about you?
#23 to #22 - candlejackismyhomi (02/03/2013) [-]
Post Persona 4-feels. Drowning in all this snow. It just won't stop. Like, ever.
#24 to #23 - sherlyholmes (02/03/2013) [-]
Feels... feels everywhere...
Feels... feels everywhere...
#15 - sherlyholmes (01/18/2013) [-]
Damn... I miss you.
Damn... I miss you.
#16 to #15 - candlejackismyhomi (01/19/2013) [-]
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing about you.
Sorry I haven't been on much lately.
#17 to #16 - sherlyholmes (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh, never mind, I was quite busy as well:)
Oh, never mind, I was quite busy as well:)
#9 - thesilentphantom **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]
Well hello.
What's up with the random add, if I may ask?
#10 to #9 - candlejackismyhomi (08/01/2012) [-]
Saw you in a comment. Looked at your reaction pictures. Clicked your profile. Looked at reaction pictures for a good while. Realized I love all your reaction pictures. I'm not entirely sure how much more random it could get... but... Howdy stranger.
#11 to #10 - thesilentphantom **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the interesting character...   
Most of my pictures come from My Little Pony, by the way.   
Like, thousands.   
The rest are from anime.   
Why are you so interested in reaction pics, though?
Well aren't you the interesting character...
Most of my pictures come from My Little Pony, by the way.
Like, thousands.
The rest are from anime.
Why are you so interested in reaction pics, though?
#12 to #11 - candlejackismyhomi (08/01/2012) [-]
I honestly wish I could answer that question myself. Sadly, I can't. More so than generic reaction pics (see feature) I like the ones like you, and other themed users, use.
#13 to #12 - thesilentphantom **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]
I have a large amount of mascots.   
 Shiro, this girl, was my first, and my favorite.   
Little Albino girl...
I have a large amount of mascots.
Shiro, this girl, was my first, and my favorite.
Little Albino girl...
User avatar #14 to #13 - candlejackismyhomi (08/01/2012) [-]
Like the first reaction pic I used, I hope one day to find a character, or, suite of images as consistently creepy as that.
#8 - DJFatcat (07/31/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
User avatar #5 - synystyr ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday (from the east coast, I don't know your time zone)!
User avatar #6 to #5 - candlejackismyhomi (07/30/2012) [-]
Thanks stranger, I'm an eastfag too.
User avatar #7 to #6 - synystyr ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
You're very welcome. I remembered from your comment a few weeks ago, I was the one researching a picture
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2012) [-]
im thumbing all of your **** down because your a huge faggot!
#4 to #2 - candlejackismyhomi (06/26/2012) [-]
Anon you're so sweet. ♥
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2012) [-]
your a huge faggot kill yourself
User avatar #3 to #1 - candlejackismyhomi (06/26/2012) [-]
Oh Anon. ♥
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