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#58 - Except a bunch of minerals, huge amounts of fresh water, and oil..  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Canada Don't Give a Shit 0
User avatar #75 - Conquistador (03/17/2014) [-]
So does Russia.

Not like everybody would kiss canada's ass when the Earth's resources become diminished.
User avatar #89 - trevcars (03/17/2014) [-]
So they would kiss Russia's ass?
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#171 - Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol 02/03/2014 on candance's profile 0
#169 - So what do you like to do with your days?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on candance's profile 0
User avatar #170 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol
#167 - We had a rainy summer  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on candance's profile 0
User avatar #168 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not so good I like the warm weather
User avatar #169 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
So what do you like to do with your days?
User avatar #170 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol
#165 - hahah yeah, when it hit like -5 C here people were in shorts. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on candance's profile 0
User avatar #166 - joshlol (02/02/2014) [-]
Here it's mostly just rainy weather or such which isn't so nice. Last year we had a fantastic summer for the first time in a good few years though, so maybe we'll get lucky 2 years in a row.
User avatar #167 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
We had a rainy summer
User avatar #168 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not so good I like the warm weather
User avatar #169 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
So what do you like to do with your days?
User avatar #170 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol
#163 - Why would I though? And its cold. Snow banks are almost all ta…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2014 on candance's profile 0
User avatar #164 - joshlol (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm from the UK, I think it's pretty cold here at 5 Celsius but that's probably barbeque weather for a Canadian lol
User avatar #165 - candance (02/02/2014) [-]
hahah yeah, when it hit like -5 C here people were in shorts. In January the average is probably around -25 where I am, but sometimes we have cold waves, like last year there was a solid week of -50C or colder which was not fun at all. XP
User avatar #166 - joshlol (02/02/2014) [-]
Here it's mostly just rainy weather or such which isn't so nice. Last year we had a fantastic summer for the first time in a good few years though, so maybe we'll get lucky 2 years in a row.
User avatar #167 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
We had a rainy summer
User avatar #168 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not so good I like the warm weather
User avatar #169 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
So what do you like to do with your days?
User avatar #170 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol
#161 - Hayyy 1. It just so happens I love making new friends…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/28/2014 on candance's profile 0
User avatar #162 - joshlol (01/28/2014) [-]
lol that was a slightly satirical post and I expected you to block me for it but cool, how's Canada?
User avatar #163 - candance (01/29/2014) [-]
Why would I though? And its cold. Snow banks are almost all taller than me at this point. And I havent been able to see the lines on the roads in like months. But other than that it pretty good. aha. Where are you from?
User avatar #164 - joshlol (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm from the UK, I think it's pretty cold here at 5 Celsius but that's probably barbeque weather for a Canadian lol
User avatar #165 - candance (02/02/2014) [-]
hahah yeah, when it hit like -5 C here people were in shorts. In January the average is probably around -25 where I am, but sometimes we have cold waves, like last year there was a solid week of -50C or colder which was not fun at all. XP
User avatar #166 - joshlol (02/02/2014) [-]
Here it's mostly just rainy weather or such which isn't so nice. Last year we had a fantastic summer for the first time in a good few years though, so maybe we'll get lucky 2 years in a row.
User avatar #167 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
We had a rainy summer
User avatar #168 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not so good I like the warm weather
User avatar #169 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
So what do you like to do with your days?
User avatar #170 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol

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User avatar #160 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #161 to #160 - candance (01/28/2014) [-]
Hayyy
1. It just so happens I love making new friends, so that's alright with me. :3
2. I'm Candace (in case you couldn't figure it out).
3. It takes much more than a friend request to intimidate me. ;)
User avatar #162 to #161 - joshlol (01/28/2014) [-]
lol that was a slightly satirical post and I expected you to block me for it but cool, how's Canada?
User avatar #163 to #162 - candance (01/29/2014) [-]
Why would I though? And its cold. Snow banks are almost all taller than me at this point. And I havent been able to see the lines on the roads in like months. But other than that it pretty good. aha. Where are you from?
User avatar #164 to #163 - joshlol (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm from the UK, I think it's pretty cold here at 5 Celsius but that's probably barbeque weather for a Canadian lol
User avatar #165 to #164 - candance (02/02/2014) [-]
hahah yeah, when it hit like -5 C here people were in shorts. In January the average is probably around -25 where I am, but sometimes we have cold waves, like last year there was a solid week of -50C or colder which was not fun at all. XP
User avatar #166 to #165 - joshlol (02/02/2014) [-]
Here it's mostly just rainy weather or such which isn't so nice. Last year we had a fantastic summer for the first time in a good few years though, so maybe we'll get lucky 2 years in a row.
User avatar #167 to #166 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
We had a rainy summer
User avatar #168 to #167 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not so good I like the warm weather
User avatar #169 to #168 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
So what do you like to do with your days?
User avatar #170 to #169 - joshlol (02/03/2014) [-]
Mostly just focusing on uni work right now, but nothing too special : )

how about you?
User avatar #171 to #170 - candance (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha. Me too. Id rather not be though lol
User avatar #158 - YeYouKnoMe ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Day 39
Stalking complete.
User avatar #159 to #158 - candance (01/07/2014) [-]
You were pretty successful. I didn't notice a thing. lol
#155 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Sure is quiet around here...
User avatar #156 to #155 - candance (12/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess I havent been around much lately.
User avatar #157 to #156 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
Heh, I can see that.
User avatar #154 - YeYouKnoMe ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I stalked you for a good 20 mins, I hope you take that as a compliment.
Enjoy your day, Ciao~
#127 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Hi! Guess who turned 21!?
Hi! Guess who turned 21!?
User avatar #128 to #127 - candance (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh happy birthday! Happy Birthday II
User avatar #129 to #128 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks. The cake was delicious!
User avatar #148 to #129 - candance (08/10/2013) [-]
Im a strong believer of an ex is an ex for a reason, and you shouldnt go back there
User avatar #149 to #148 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, she did. No idea why, it's probably for the best anyway, one guy said you'll know when you find the right one. I guess I have to put some hope into that.
User avatar #150 to #149 - candance (08/10/2013) [-]
I don't think you can know until you've dated someone. The "knowing" will come from learning who they are, trusting them, sharing with them and deciding they are someone you could spend your life with. That's how you know theyre the right one. It's not an instantaneous thing. Anyway, what I'm saying is in the future make sure you dont overlook someone bc you don't feel they are 'the right one" right away. Gotta know someone first.
User avatar #151 to #150 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
You're exactly right, but man is that gonna take time!
User avatar #152 to #151 - candance (08/10/2013) [-]
Yupp.
User avatar #153 to #152 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Still, it's got to be worth the wait.
User avatar #130 to #129 - candance (08/08/2013) [-]
Lucky! I want cake. lol
User avatar #131 to #130 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Aww, if I could I'd give you cake. And maybe something else~
User avatar #132 to #131 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
aha. It's ok, i just baked peanut butter cookies :3
User avatar #133 to #132 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you sure? I have something that's not as soft as cake, but it has a cream filling.
User avatar #134 to #133 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
bahahahahahahahah. That was the worst.
User avatar #135 to #134 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Eh, You're right. It'd be better if I just showed you!
User avatar #136 to #135 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
Why so frisky?
User avatar #137 to #136 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Well, when you're someone like me with a very dirty imagination, it's hard not to have 'fun'

I wouldn't be this bad if I just got some.
User avatar #138 to #137 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
I suggest going out, and getting laid. lol. However, that's a short term solution, bc you'll just want it again and again, so maybe go out, and meet a girl.
User avatar #139 to #138 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not in that much of a hurry, plus I want to make it special. Thing is, I'm not into the whole girls drinking/smoking thing, so it makes it a lot harder for me. But if I know 2 people who have girls that don't then surely it's possible!
User avatar #140 to #139 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
Awkward... You really wouldnt like me then .
User avatar #141 to #140 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I'd still consider....you know.

You're still smoking hot after all.
User avatar #142 to #141 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
Ahah how kind
User avatar #143 to #142 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Awkwardly kind, in the face of prettiness I don't always tend to think with my brain.
User avatar #144 to #143 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
Lol, it's ok
User avatar #145 to #144 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
It must be kinda annoying being hounded all the time, huh?
User avatar #146 to #145 - candance (08/09/2013) [-]
It wouldnt be so bad if it was in person. Everyone on the internet wants in my pants but I can't get a decent date irl to save my life.
User avatar #147 to #146 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Damn, I know that feel, except I doubt there are many girls who want in my pants. I can't get a date either, and the one chance I do she goes off, gets drunk and decides to visit her ex, and now it seems like she's back with him.
#116 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Hey, you still around. I feel bad for not checking up on ya'!
Hey, you still around. I feel bad for not checking up on ya'!
User avatar #117 to #116 - candance (07/30/2013) [-]
Lol, dont feel bad! Yeah I'm still around. And doing well, thanks! You?
User avatar #118 to #117 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Eh, not so good. Mostly just girl trouble, the trouble being I can't get one! Heh. Sorry for the slow reply, just got outta the shower!
User avatar #119 to #118 - candance (07/30/2013) [-]
That was a super fast response And that's my life too. Dont worry. . Ps. go to my profile and look at the picture i just uploaded on here. My brand new tat
User avatar #120 to #119 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I usually reply faster, and nice tatto!

Nice leg too, wouldn't mind seeing the rest =P
User avatar #121 to #120 - candance (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you and ahaha maybe in the future.
User avatar #122 to #121 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Then that's for future me to worry about. I have a friend on here who's from Canada too. He told me apparently if I go there, the girls love foreigners. Sure would be nice. He said most girls are hot, and you're living proof of that.
User avatar #123 to #122 - candance (07/30/2013) [-]
Lol every Canadian girl loves a cute accent. Every.one
User avatar #125 to #124 - candance (07/30/2013) [-]
It's a nice accent.
User avatar #126 to #125 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, sounds strange to me though. I can't even stand hearing my own voice. It just sounds...weird :/
#115 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Hi, how you doing?
Hi, how you doing?
#108 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
♫Walkin' up in your profile like, what up? I got a big cock!♫

Hey, how's it going?
User avatar #109 to #108 - candance (06/14/2013) [-]
Not bad not bad. Just hangin out. You?
User avatar #110 to #109 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Bleh, my internet derped up last night, but I've been good.
User avatar #111 to #110 - candance (06/15/2013) [-]
Awe that's good. And as long as it's working now!
User avatar #112 to #111 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, things have been strange lately. So watcha up to now?
User avatar #113 to #112 - candance (06/15/2013) [-]
Just watching some tv before cleaning my room
User avatar #114 to #113 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Ugh, chores. Well it's real late, so Imma leave you to it, have a good one!
User avatar #100 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
Hey Candance!

How's life?
User avatar #101 to #100 - candance (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh hello good sir!! It's ok I guess, just kinda bored. You?
User avatar #102 to #101 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
Ditto. Just brainstorming my next comic T:
User avatar #103 to #102 - candance (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh cute. Any ideas so far?
User avatar #104 to #103 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
Not really. I was thinking of making one called "Magic trick"

Slesta is leaning on a wall by an alley, then a magician comes out of the alley and says, "Wanna see a magic trick?" Slesta says yes, then the magician pulls back a curtain to reveal a prostitute doing magic.

Get it? Magic trick...

As in the slang term for whore?
User avatar #105 to #104 - candance (06/11/2013) [-]
lol! yes I understood
User avatar #106 to #105 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
Is it good?
User avatar #107 to #106 - candance (06/11/2013) [-]
I think it's funny. But I am probably a bad person to ask because I generally find most things to be funny
#39 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Ey bby, wan sum fuk?
User avatar #40 to #39 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
What kind of question is that? Obvi.
User avatar #60 to #40 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
By the way, if you run out of reply space, just start a new one here up top!
User avatar #98 to #60 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
Im really surprised youre a virgin. Youre a pretty good looking guy, and seem pretty nice. I would think someone snatched you up by now (no pun intended)
User avatar #99 to #98 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks. But yeah, it's probably because I'm just shy, and don't have many friends who are girls.
User avatar #80 to #60 - candance (06/09/2013) [-]
What exactly is the bbc?
User avatar #81 to #80 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
big, black...I'll let you figure out the rest~
User avatar #82 to #81 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhh lol. awkward. lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Uh-huh, it's pretty big alright.

I can show you if you want...
User avatar #84 to #83 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
lol maybe another time
User avatar #85 to #84 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I'll remember that. So, how are you?
User avatar #86 to #85 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
tired but good. thanks. you?
User avatar #87 to #86 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
That depends, if I can get distracted with video games I'm fine. Otherwise, horny.
User avatar #88 to #87 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
How unsurprising, seeing as you just offered to show me your cock. lol
User avatar #89 to #88 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Err, yeah. Heh, I tend to be 'on' most of the time...
User avatar #90 to #89 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
I feel as though most young people are. Youre not a virgin right?
User avatar #91 to #90 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
A 20 year old virgin, yeah.
User avatar #92 to #91 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
Oh that's so nice. I wish I still was
User avatar #93 to #92 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Why does everybody say that? Sometimes it feels horrible, especially when you feel like the only one
User avatar #94 to #93 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
Well I say it because I did wait to have sex, I was 18, but once I had it once I kinda got slutty . lmfao but when I was a virgin I didn't sleep with people bc I didn't want to just lose it to anyone
User avatar #95 to #94 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Well, I don't wanna just lose it to anyone either. I want to be in a committed relationship, but I guess the wait is gonna be ages!
User avatar #96 to #95 - candance (06/10/2013) [-]
Well you've come this far might as well wait it out
User avatar #97 to #96 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, waiting...-_-
User avatar #61 to #60 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Haha. It's stupid that you can only reply so many times
User avatar #62 to #61 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
There was a max of 50 replies to a thread, but thank god that was removed! So then, how are you doing?
User avatar #63 to #62 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
ok I guess. just having a lazy day. yourself?
User avatar #64 to #63 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Heh, it's day where you are I guess. For me it's night time, and yeah, just a lazy one. Been trying to sort out why my computer keeps rebooting randomly, very frustrating!
User avatar #65 to #64 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
well it is 7. so not exactly day but not late yet
User avatar #66 to #65 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, timezones are very annoying though. Not helpful when you have distant friends to talk to.
User avatar #67 to #66 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
I think its only a 5 hour difference between us no? that isn't so bad
User avatar #68 to #67 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's like that for most people I talk to. I still can't believe you got ditched, that really sucks.
User avatar #69 to #68 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Im over it. Last weekend I got with my best friend/high school crush since grade 9 who is super gorgeous and I thought I had no chance with so my ego has grown like 10000 points
User avatar #70 to #69 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
That's great to hear! Looks like things are looking up for you at least, and they should!

I think the spell is working
User avatar #71 to #70 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
lmfao!!!! I hope so.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, you already know what to do, so I guess it's smooth sailing from there. Looks like I'm still stuck by myself for the moment though, oh well.
User avatar #73 to #72 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
haha it was a one time thing. don't worry.
User avatar #74 to #73 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Ah, I never realised. I'm sure that was enjoyable.
User avatar #75 to #74 - candance (06/08/2013) [-]
It was, very much so, but he doesn't want to **** up our friendship so. You know, guys complain about the friendzone but then I have all these issues with guys who want to keep themselves there
User avatar #77 to #75 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, let them if they want to. But don't you plan to have a partner some day?
User avatar #78 to #77 - candance (06/09/2013) [-]
Meh. Maybe. Im not really good with relationships. Not looking for a life partner that's for sure, but I could do for a good, semi long relationship.
User avatar #79 to #78 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
If I lived where you did, I'd be your partner for as long as possible. Heck it'd be my first, but with a hot chick like you I ain't complaining. And I'd definitely give you the bbc~
#41 to #40 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Wow, funny how my friends said with the way I look, I could walk up to any girl and say that, and they'd say yes. I guess it does work! Hehe~
User avatar #42 to #41 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Or I'm just a slut. Awks. ahahahaha. But no, seriously. Change that to "wanna go get some drinks" make a move and I guarantee pussy. lol
#43 to #42 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
I'd take you out anywhere you please~

Hmm, you haven't seen what I look like yet. I should change that.
User avatar #44 to #43 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Ive creeped your profile pictures. lol
#45 to #44 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, what do you think?

I had a look through yours, too. Damn sexy indeed, especially your eyes!

That's a more updated one of me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Very attractive. Pretty black. lol. Lookin good
And thank you!
User avatar #47 to #46 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Thank you! Heh, you got my imagination going~
User avatar #48 to #47 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #49 to #48 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Thinking about you, of course. Nice rack, pretty face, and most likely a nice butt too =P
User avatar #50 to #49 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
It is pretty great.
User avatar #51 to #50 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it is.
User avatar #52 to #51 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
lol I like that you haven't seen it but you just assume it is. You've got a good imagination eh?
User avatar #53 to #52 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, not good enough to imagine things I haven't seen~
User avatar #54 to #53 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
hint hint lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Hmm, did you have something in mind?
User avatar #56 to #55 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
not at all . I am not much of a, show nude pictures on funnyjunk kind of girl
User avatar #57 to #56 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Lol, I didn't exactly mean that. But does that only apply to funnyjunk? :3
User avatar #58 to #57 - candance (06/07/2013) [-]
Haha it pretty much applies to my whole life. Sorry.
User avatar #59 to #58 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
No worries, I respect that. Unlike others who would just lose interest, I'm still gonna be your friend either way!
#32 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #33 to #32 - candance (06/01/2013) [-]
Hi! I'm great thanks!! You?
User avatar #34 to #33 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Felt like crap yesterday, that girl I asked out, the date never happened. Now I might be seeing her at work. Another chance at having a close girl friend possibly gone.
User avatar #35 to #34 - candance (06/01/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better I pretty much just got ditched. Annoyed.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
That doesn't make me feel better at all, if anything just makes me hate humans more. Why on earth would anybody ditch you? I mean, I'm not the best in the looks department, but you've got it going for you!
User avatar #37 to #36 - candance (06/01/2013) [-]
baha. thanks but idk our plans just always fall through.
User avatar #38 to #37 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
That's how life's going to treat us, just for being good people. It's a shame, you seem like a really decent girl, if it makes you feel better I'd date you in a heartbeat. That way I'd definitely know I'm not getting ditched.
#11 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I didn't expect the comments section would be so empty here. Unless you've been doing cleaning!
User avatar #12 to #11 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
Nope, just unpopular lol. hence my lack of friends also
#13 to #12 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, I can always be there if you need someone to talk to, have you got a Skype?
User avatar #14 to #13 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
haha that's very nice of you and I do however 1. I wouldn't post it publicly here. and 2. I generally don't give it out right away. Gotta talk to someone a little bit first. However, I give out my kik if youd like that
#15 to #14 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
kik? I'm not familiar with that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
It's an app for a smart phone, and it uses the internet to instant message . so its kinda like texting or bbm without the fees to text outta country
#17 to #16 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh, so like whatsapp?

And pardon me for not introducing myself. I'm a 20 year old college student with 2 part time jobs, I like writing, computing and being with my best friends. I get really geeky with the whole computer thing though.
User avatar #18 to #17 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
ya! And your intro didn't include your name aha. Im Candace, a 19 y/o university student with one full time job. I enjoy movies, the flute, driving and being with my friends :3. The geekiest I get is probably measured by how often I am on here, and by how into an anime I get. Plus the whole flute thing aha.
#19 to #18 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
It's just that I prefer my internet name. So you're in Uni? That's cool, plenty of people to meet and hang out with right? Same could be said for your job too, except most of the time you're surrounded by people that become inconveniences.

I'm more into manga than anime myself, but I had to get back into anime after seeing Attack on Titan. The storyline is really good! I mostly read One Piece, Soul eater, Bleach (it's bad, I just wanna finish it!) and Fairy tail.

I used to play Piano, but kinda lost interest since computing took over.
User avatar #20 to #19 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
lol, not to sound full of myself, but I do have a lot of friends in person. Ive made a bunch in uni and kept a bunch from high school. I'm just unpopular on here aha.
I like manga because you get the full story where as a lot of animes just cut off, specially all the cutesy school life ones I love.

I always wanted to learn piano but never got around to it. Probably will one day since I know how to read treble and bass clef anyway
User avatar #21 to #20 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
That's rather strange, then again your picture did gain my attention. I like having people here to talk to though, especially when I can try to make them feel better.
User avatar #22 to #21 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, I always feel better making friends . And I am glad it did! The eyes draw you in and the mind keeps you here ;P
#23 to #22 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, yes. The eyes definitely drew me in (especially the glasses). Hey, what happened to Miss "I'm going to be forever alone"? You seem confident about one thing you have!
User avatar #24 to #23 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
I say forever alone because I cannot sustain a relationship/get a relationship to save my life. Not bc I have terrible self esteem and think I'm down right hideous. (only on bad days). Just basing it on my past experience of aloneness.
User avatar #25 to #24 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, don't let that get to you! I've always thought the same way, but now I'm literally nervous because I'm gonna be asking out this friend at work to the movies, just a friendly gesture so I get to know her better.

It's hard to believe, but just being yourself can one day help you find someone. There's nothing worse than trying to be someone you're not, and for that person to find out and ditch you for false advertising.

Seriously, though. One day all those doubts of yours will disappear, and you've already got it going easy for you!
User avatar #26 to #25 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh that's cute, good luck!! And thanks .
User avatar #27 to #26 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
And what do you know? She says yes, but seriously, if it weren't for my job I wouldn't be in this situation. It's all about socialising, and the best thing is one day you might not be expecting it, then you find yourself growing onto someone and the same for them!
User avatar #28 to #27 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
I honestly appreciate you attempting to pep talk me, it is super sweet. But you need not try so hard. I know it will probably happen eventually, just hasn't yet. And I am an extremely social person, and meet new people all the time. I'm just sick of waiting. But that doesn't mean I'm going to crawl into a hole and stop talking to everyone
User avatar #29 to #28 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Heh, sorry about going overboard. I'm used to a lot of people denying my small talks with them about possibilities, so I tend to go on.

Yeah, patience is a pain in the ass. At least you've got hopes though. Some people I speak to have no hope, and nothing gets through to them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - candance (05/28/2013) [-]
I like to think I am generally an optimistic person
User avatar #31 to #30 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Optimistic, and beautiful! Those eyes...
#10 - mr skeltal (05/20/2013) [-]
i saw your boobies cx
#9 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]






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User avatar #7 - thatnerdyguy (02/24/2013) [-]
Hi there! Rather sudden friend request, but I always like friends!
User avatar #8 to #7 - candance (02/24/2013) [-]
Well I don't really have many friends on here, kinda just a lurker, so I thought what the heck :)
User avatar #2 - johnconnorone (08/20/2012) [-]
hello
(comment hymen wasn't popped properly, luckally my comment is longer)
User avatar #3 to #2 - candance (08/20/2012) [-]
lmfao!!!! oh good. i do like the long ones
User avatar #4 to #3 - johnconnorone (08/23/2012) [-]
haha you made this so much better than i thought it would go
User avatar #5 to #4 - candance (08/23/2012) [-]
how did you think it would go? "Ew dont talk to me, you're disgusting! blahblah feminism, blah bitchbitch" ? lolol.
User avatar #6 to #5 - johnconnorone (08/24/2012) [-]
exactly!
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User avatar #76 to #1 - betta (06/08/2013) [-]
... But at what cost?

AT WHAT COST?!?!
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