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#12 - can't tell if really long gif or repeating over … 02/27/2012 on optimistic cat +3
#227 - **cancerousiguana rolls 65** eat a a taco bell taco supreme …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on Don't let this get lost in... +1
User avatar #514 - whyunolaugh (02/28/2012) [-]
Thanks to uberdoogeetwo your comment shall be honored despite the lack of dubs. Fuck yeah! Tacos!
#96 - Alpha fail: >Sophomore year >Cute Girl broke her… 02/27/2012 on Alpha fails +5
#2 - You have AIDs -A Doctor. (trust me, It's the… 02/27/2012 on isomtimesfart's profile 0
#20 - not sure if talking about me... 02/26/2012 on Iguanas +1
#22 - I carry the gene for Polycystic Kidney Disease so donating spe… 02/26/2012 on Sperm Towel +1
#69 - <--- what you may as well have posted. 02/26/2012 on It's true +3
#14 - Will he become twice as big or disappear completely? 02/26/2012 on Game Over Man! +1
#221 - It looks cool, but it honestly doesn't look or sound very deli…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2012 on Coolest drink ever! +1
#222 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2012) [-]
i mean is it ever really delicious





User avatar #237 - icedmantwo (02/26/2012) [-]
a good glass of crown royal just tastes amazing
#48 - i know how much it hurts, i've been shot in the back of the he…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on Ow. +1
#49 - Mattyowl (02/25/2012) [-]
I got shot in between the fingers by my own teammate (there was blood everywhere, and paint in the blood).

I swear to God, there is more friendly fire in paintball than actual suppressive fire.
#34 - fukken saved.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on British Internet? +5
#36 - ALEXisJEBUS (02/25/2012) [-]
why thank you my good man
#27 - paintball gun  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Ow. +5
#29 - Mattyowl (02/25/2012) [-]
A paintball from 10 meters away still hurts like fuck.
Being hit in the balls is the worst possible place to get hit.

Shoot yourself in the balls from 20cm away = Motherfucking agonizing.
User avatar #48 - cancerousiguana (02/25/2012) [-]
i know how much it hurts, i've been shot in the back of the head plenty of times (wearing a full front mask, not thinking my team would fail so hard at aiming.)

but never in the balls. I would fucking cry.
#49 - Mattyowl (02/25/2012) [-]
I got shot in between the fingers by my own teammate (there was blood everywhere, and paint in the blood).

I swear to God, there is more friendly fire in paintball than actual suppressive fire.
#27 - IT DID CHANGE! I was going ******* crazy… 02/25/2012 on Subtle Changes +8
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on Hats +5
User avatar #98 - FizzleFazzle (02/25/2012) [-]
*not trying to be a badass*
#34 - The stickers are part of the hat, in a way. It's like, if you …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Hats +1
User avatar #43 - computermaster (02/25/2012) [-]
Thumb'd just for the image. That thing is nice.
User avatar #41 - joshlol (02/25/2012) [-]
it's just funny how people will go absolutely batshit crazy about the stickers being taken off on a stupid hat they paid £30 for, it's ridiculous I think anyway
#51 - takingittoofar (02/25/2012) [-]
i think its funny, when other people thinks its funny when people get offended when you fuck with their shit

i leave the small sticker on because i paid good money for it, some people get fake ones so if your hat doesnt have a sticker, that shits fake

ive had stickers torn off by people,
<<(MFW)
why do they give a fuck about my sticker? and why do they think its fine to take my shit from me and mess with it?


riddle me that uber-cunt
User avatar #59 - joshlol (02/25/2012) [-]
that shits fake? is it not a real hat then without a little sticker?

"Excuse me sir that hat is fake, it's actually just painted on to your head" trofl
#389 - takingittoofar (02/25/2012) [-]
no,its fake in the sense that its not really new era or whatever, it means they got it for a fiver off some fucker on o'connell street,
while i paid upwards of 30 quid for mine

you still havent explained why its okay for someone to fuck with someones shit, or why people care so much
you just focused on one aspect of what i said, an aspect that didnt really have anything to do with the overall point i was making
so bravo ar-tard
User avatar #409 - joshlol (02/25/2012) [-]
why does the brand of a hate even matter? if I'm going to pay a lot of money for clothing it's going to be something smart and respectable not something that makes me look like a chav
User avatar #426 - takingittoofar (02/25/2012) [-]
ooh wow "chav" i'll go cry
thats what i like to wear and how i like to wear it why does it concern you?
you also still have not answered why you think its okay to mess with other peoples stuff
your mother didnt raise you right, probably

and just on a side note whens the last time a "chav" could form a coherent argument? obviously you're someone who judges books by them covers
User avatar #428 - joshlol (02/25/2012) [-]
It's a part of basic human nature to judge people, if you didn't want to be judged then it probably wouldn't be such a big deal to you to keep the stickers on your hat to inform random members of the general public that your hat is made by a certain company.

Anyway this is the most ridiculous argument ever I honestly couldn't care less how you dress.
#431 - takingittoofar (02/25/2012) [-]
well then...

good morrow sir
#295 - ...related? 02/24/2012 on Mom's Laptop +3
#35 - I'm not saying she's hot or anything. I'm just sayin, with a b…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2012 on Snookie +11
User avatar #186 - hemming (02/24/2012) [-]
You need 1 cm thick condoms to avoid all the stuff thats up in her...
#36 - WrightVGC (02/24/2012) [-]
Most things are bangable really if you think about it. Every hole is a goal. She is still an atrocious bint though and I can't bring my self to even say I would shag her.
#27 - When you do this, she doesn't look as bad.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2012 on Snookie +31
#31 - WrightVGC (02/24/2012) [-]
I respectfully fucking disagree.
#35 - cancerousiguana (02/24/2012) [-]
I'm not saying she's hot or anything. I'm just sayin, with a bag over her head (and possibly duct tape over her mouth), she's bangable.
User avatar #186 - hemming (02/24/2012) [-]
You need 1 cm thick condoms to avoid all the stuff thats up in her...
#36 - WrightVGC (02/24/2012) [-]
Most things are bangable really if you think about it. Every hole is a goal. She is still an atrocious bint though and I can't bring my self to even say I would shag her.
#150 - This country's got a lot of other **** to worry a… 02/24/2012 on 18 years old? -1
#149 - I have a few underage friends and family in the military, and … 02/24/2012 on 18 years old? -2
#80 - Unfortunately, Ron Paul will probably never win the presidency…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2012 on Rick Santorum Compilation 0
User avatar #135 - durkadurka (02/24/2012) [-]
I must admit, I'm not very sure about some of the things he supports. However, he's not corrupt like the rest and has been right about many things in the past, so I'm fine with giving him an opportunity to put his policies in place.
User avatar #96 - mffinmanu (02/24/2012) [-]
you ever thought that maybe the reason that no one will lobby or vote for him is because he is a fucking idiot?
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#78 - (he was referring to Obama's contraception healthcare law when… 02/23/2012 on Rick Santorum Compilation +8
#41 - Picture 02/23/2012 on Great Revenge +5
#86 - There's a rainbow road near me, and I took it once to see what… 02/23/2012 on Rainbow Road 0
#346 - I hate laptops with these arrow keys. I use them for scrolling… 02/23/2012 on Razer Blade laptop. DO WANT +6

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User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (01/19/2013) [-]
HI.
Be my friend.
I'm bored. Do it please? :)
-MM.

Ohh..Such a yummy comment virginity...
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