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#20 - Well I did say couples. 11/25/2013 on Look Mittens +2
#16 - If all possible couples are made there will always be one left.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Look Mittens +1
#195 - xxmemosxx (11/26/2013) [-]
3. There will be 3 women left over for every 97 couples
User avatar #216 - camslayer (11/26/2013) [-]
Well being gay is becoming more prevalent so I didn't want to step on any toes by saying that.
#217 - xxmemosxx (11/26/2013) [-]
well played...
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (11/25/2013) [-]
Polygamy is legal in that one place that I don't care enough about to memorize.
User avatar #20 - camslayer (11/25/2013) [-]
Well I did say couples.
#1 - Comment deleted 11/22/2013 on Noobs and Knights +1
#27 - Thats a shame  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn +1
User avatar #29 - matexius (11/21/2013) [-]
Yup,... though some people call 1.7 m quite tall...
Looking around at some of my friends... I have to disagree...
There's a guy that's 1.94 m tall and is still growing...
#25 - Just dress like Alucard, chicks love Alucard.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn +3
User avatar #26 - matexius (11/21/2013) [-]
I would gladly (trust me on this), but I'm not particularly tall so I'd look ridiculous...
I
User avatar #27 - camslayer (11/21/2013) [-]
Thats a shame
User avatar #29 - matexius (11/21/2013) [-]
Yup,... though some people call 1.7 m quite tall...
Looking around at some of my friends... I have to disagree...
There's a guy that's 1.94 m tall and is still growing...
#5 - It'll make us millions 11/19/2013 on What The FUUUUUAAACK ? 0
#5 - tzar [zɑː] n (Historical Terms) a less common spelli…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on justin bieber rocks 0
User avatar #6 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
oh, a troll, eh? keep it at 0 guys
#3 - Nope tzar is allowed  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on justin bieber rocks +1
User avatar #4 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
nonono,the russian tyrant is spelt Tsar. go read a book
User avatar #5 - camslayer (11/19/2013) [-]
tzar [zɑː]
n
(Historical Terms) a less common spelling of tsar
tzarism n
User avatar #6 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
oh, a troll, eh? keep it at 0 guys
#64 - Thanks 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
#75 - A Man-whore 11/18/2013 on Hah, gay! +1
#62 - The player situation is a bit of a mess so i'll get back to you  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #63 - EmoHairflip (11/18/2013) [-]
I have patience, take your time bud
User avatar #64 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks
#61 - Not particularly but there are sometimes quite a few things to… 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
#24 - Most of the stuff about side effects is ******** anyway. 11/18/2013 on Religion 0
#59 - Is there anything the group should know like ground rules?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #60 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I reward good roleplaying and punish meta-gaming. Having fun is critical, avoid cliche's, be creative blah blah blah etc. lol.

Don't constantly roll for basic stuff, I get a lot of newbies who "Rolling to tell him 'Blaah!' 17! What happens?!".... Speaking, and any normal movements ie. I jump on the table, I drawn my weapon, I spit in his general direction etc. Don't require rolls unless you're prompted to. I want you to ROLEPLAY not dice rape your character.

Which bring me to the "What happens?!" part... As the GM it is my job to tell you the story and adjust it based on the world you all interact with, and as the player it's yours to experience it and change it as happenstance and diceroll decides. Don't nag me with "What's happening?" Unless you truly have no clue anyway; It might take a bit as I'd likely be editing something or making a note, I will tell you all of every development your character knows, it's that simple.

After the game has started ALL dice rolls have an effect, no "random" or "for fun" dice rolling... If you don't know what you rolled for, than I get to choose! Sometimes that's funny and other times it's crippling .

Optional Rule for vid/voice chat. Have a different voice for your character! This will be the difference between you asking me something, or your character asking an NPC. It's not required but it makes making remarks/jokes a lot easier to dechiper as to WHO is making tem....

I think that's all...
#58 - I'll get on that. 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
#56 - I'm happy with that, it may take me a day or to to finalize th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #57 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd like no less than 3 no more than 6 please and thank you.
User avatar #59 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
Is there anything the group should know like ground rules?
User avatar #60 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I reward good roleplaying and punish meta-gaming. Having fun is critical, avoid cliche's, be creative blah blah blah etc. lol.

Don't constantly roll for basic stuff, I get a lot of newbies who "Rolling to tell him 'Blaah!' 17! What happens?!".... Speaking, and any normal movements ie. I jump on the table, I drawn my weapon, I spit in his general direction etc. Don't require rolls unless you're prompted to. I want you to ROLEPLAY not dice rape your character.

Which bring me to the "What happens?!" part... As the GM it is my job to tell you the story and adjust it based on the world you all interact with, and as the player it's yours to experience it and change it as happenstance and diceroll decides. Don't nag me with "What's happening?" Unless you truly have no clue anyway; It might take a bit as I'd likely be editing something or making a note, I will tell you all of every development your character knows, it's that simple.

After the game has started ALL dice rolls have an effect, no "random" or "for fun" dice rolling... If you don't know what you rolled for, than I get to choose! Sometimes that's funny and other times it's crippling .

Optional Rule for vid/voice chat. Have a different voice for your character! This will be the difference between you asking me something, or your character asking an NPC. It's not required but it makes making remarks/jokes a lot easier to dechiper as to WHO is making tem....

I think that's all...
User avatar #58 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'll get on that.
#54 - What system will we be using?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #55 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
4.0 if everyone's alright with it.
User avatar #56 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm happy with that, it may take me a day or to to finalize the group. How many would you like?
User avatar #57 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd like no less than 3 no more than 6 please and thank you.
User avatar #59 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
Is there anything the group should know like ground rules?
User avatar #60 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I reward good roleplaying and punish meta-gaming. Having fun is critical, avoid cliche's, be creative blah blah blah etc. lol.

Don't constantly roll for basic stuff, I get a lot of newbies who "Rolling to tell him 'Blaah!' 17! What happens?!".... Speaking, and any normal movements ie. I jump on the table, I drawn my weapon, I spit in his general direction etc. Don't require rolls unless you're prompted to. I want you to ROLEPLAY not dice rape your character.

Which bring me to the "What happens?!" part... As the GM it is my job to tell you the story and adjust it based on the world you all interact with, and as the player it's yours to experience it and change it as happenstance and diceroll decides. Don't nag me with "What's happening?" Unless you truly have no clue anyway; It might take a bit as I'd likely be editing something or making a note, I will tell you all of every development your character knows, it's that simple.

After the game has started ALL dice rolls have an effect, no "random" or "for fun" dice rolling... If you don't know what you rolled for, than I get to choose! Sometimes that's funny and other times it's crippling .

Optional Rule for vid/voice chat. Have a different voice for your character! This will be the difference between you asking me something, or your character asking an NPC. It's not required but it makes making remarks/jokes a lot easier to dechiper as to WHO is making tem....

I think that's all...
User avatar #58 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'll get on that.
#52 - we were thinking on this.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #53 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I am familiar with it, already have an account. Okay I've already got multitudes of stories written, I'll get to crackin' on NPC'S and enemies. How many in this group? Oh and Starting level is going to be 3. No restrictions to class, race, back ground or theme. I have a strong motto of playing the character you WANT to play, as oppossed to playing the character you "should" play. ie If there's already a cleric but you wana play a cleric...do it... Idc it honestly makes things more interesting when there's gaps in the characters experiences.
User avatar #54 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
What system will we be using?
User avatar #55 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
4.0 if everyone's alright with it.
User avatar #56 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm happy with that, it may take me a day or to to finalize the group. How many would you like?
User avatar #57 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd like no less than 3 no more than 6 please and thank you.
User avatar #59 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
Is there anything the group should know like ground rules?
User avatar #60 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I reward good roleplaying and punish meta-gaming. Having fun is critical, avoid cliche's, be creative blah blah blah etc. lol.

Don't constantly roll for basic stuff, I get a lot of newbies who "Rolling to tell him 'Blaah!' 17! What happens?!".... Speaking, and any normal movements ie. I jump on the table, I drawn my weapon, I spit in his general direction etc. Don't require rolls unless you're prompted to. I want you to ROLEPLAY not dice rape your character.

Which bring me to the "What happens?!" part... As the GM it is my job to tell you the story and adjust it based on the world you all interact with, and as the player it's yours to experience it and change it as happenstance and diceroll decides. Don't nag me with "What's happening?" Unless you truly have no clue anyway; It might take a bit as I'd likely be editing something or making a note, I will tell you all of every development your character knows, it's that simple.

After the game has started ALL dice rolls have an effect, no "random" or "for fun" dice rolling... If you don't know what you rolled for, than I get to choose! Sometimes that's funny and other times it's crippling .

Optional Rule for vid/voice chat. Have a different voice for your character! This will be the difference between you asking me something, or your character asking an NPC. It's not required but it makes making remarks/jokes a lot easier to dechiper as to WHO is making tem....

I think that's all...
User avatar #58 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'll get on that.
#49 - So you would like to DM?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #51 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
Sure! Just few questions first. How we doing this? Over FJ? Skype? Or what?
User avatar #52 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
roll20.net we were thinking on this.
User avatar #53 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I am familiar with it, already have an account. Okay I've already got multitudes of stories written, I'll get to crackin' on NPC'S and enemies. How many in this group? Oh and Starting level is going to be 3. No restrictions to class, race, back ground or theme. I have a strong motto of playing the character you WANT to play, as oppossed to playing the character you "should" play. ie If there's already a cleric but you wana play a cleric...do it... Idc it honestly makes things more interesting when there's gaps in the characters experiences.
User avatar #54 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
What system will we be using?
User avatar #55 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
4.0 if everyone's alright with it.
User avatar #56 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm happy with that, it may take me a day or to to finalize the group. How many would you like?
User avatar #57 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd like no less than 3 no more than 6 please and thank you.
User avatar #59 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
Is there anything the group should know like ground rules?
User avatar #60 - dstone (11/18/2013) [-]
I reward good roleplaying and punish meta-gaming. Having fun is critical, avoid cliche's, be creative blah blah blah etc. lol.

Don't constantly roll for basic stuff, I get a lot of newbies who "Rolling to tell him 'Blaah!' 17! What happens?!".... Speaking, and any normal movements ie. I jump on the table, I drawn my weapon, I spit in his general direction etc. Don't require rolls unless you're prompted to. I want you to ROLEPLAY not dice rape your character.

Which bring me to the "What happens?!" part... As the GM it is my job to tell you the story and adjust it based on the world you all interact with, and as the player it's yours to experience it and change it as happenstance and diceroll decides. Don't nag me with "What's happening?" Unless you truly have no clue anyway; It might take a bit as I'd likely be editing something or making a note, I will tell you all of every development your character knows, it's that simple.

After the game has started ALL dice rolls have an effect, no "random" or "for fun" dice rolling... If you don't know what you rolled for, than I get to choose! Sometimes that's funny and other times it's crippling .

Optional Rule for vid/voice chat. Have a different voice for your character! This will be the difference between you asking me something, or your character asking an NPC. It's not required but it makes making remarks/jokes a lot easier to dechiper as to WHO is making tem....

I think that's all...
User avatar #58 - camslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
I'll get on that.
#43 - Msg me with what you decide. 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
#42 - I hear you, most of what we have are noobs anyway so they need… 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
#40 - But will you GM the proposed game because we have 5 people and no GM  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #41 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
I'll need some time to think about it, and set up a campaign. I'm in a few games right now, myself, not to mention college work.
#38 - Sounds pretty cool actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #39 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh it is. Just highly complicated. I would not run that game unless I got paid.
#36 - Only for incredibly die-hard role players  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #37 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, Rifts is a system where Earth has been turned into a Hud for interdimensional travel. There are portals all over the planet where random ass things come in. The books are fairly necessary, just to keep up with how much shit comes into the planet.
User avatar #43 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
Msg me with what you decide.
User avatar #42 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
I hear you, most of what we have are noobs anyway so they need training
User avatar #40 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
But will you GM the proposed game because we have 5 people and no GM
User avatar #41 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
I'll need some time to think about it, and set up a campaign. I'm in a few games right now, myself, not to mention college work.
User avatar #38 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty cool actually.
User avatar #39 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh it is. Just highly complicated. I would not run that game unless I got paid.
#34 - Wow that seems excessive.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/17/2013 on DnD opportunity. 0
User avatar #35 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
It's not excessive. It's actually necessary.
User avatar #36 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
Only for incredibly die-hard role players
User avatar #37 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, Rifts is a system where Earth has been turned into a Hud for interdimensional travel. There are portals all over the planet where random ass things come in. The books are fairly necessary, just to keep up with how much shit comes into the planet.
User avatar #43 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
Msg me with what you decide.
User avatar #42 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
I hear you, most of what we have are noobs anyway so they need training
User avatar #40 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
But will you GM the proposed game because we have 5 people and no GM
User avatar #41 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
I'll need some time to think about it, and set up a campaign. I'm in a few games right now, myself, not to mention college work.
User avatar #38 - camslayer (11/17/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty cool actually.
User avatar #39 - GamerMandrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh it is. Just highly complicated. I would not run that game unless I got paid.
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