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#23 - how so?  [+] (5 replies) 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this +4
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#54 - wdparsell (05/17/2016) [-]
She flirted with everyone, it drove me insane. I told her about it, she would stop for a week, then do it again. >>#33 >>#26 >>#24

It was mainly a combination of my low self esteem with that though, "here's you, a great person who willing to date any attractive person boy or girl - and you date me, a worthless fat fuck."
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#61 - solinvictus (05/17/2016) [-]
Realy don't think its your fault, bro. Bi people are generally fucking whores, it would have been inevitable that she cheated on you and not just with chicks. You're better off being out of such an unhealthy relationship.
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#64 - wdparsell (05/17/2016) [-]
Thanks for the comforting words, but I don't she was like that. You knowhow you might make gay jokes with your friends? The kind that you just throw out there "You keep talking like that and I'll eat your asshole" it's funny because everyone knows your not gay. well, fyi, it doesn't work well when you are gay/bi.
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#117 - thesecretbear (05/17/2016) [-]
Can confirm, have a bi friend and i'm not sure when he's joking or not.
It's often times terrifying to me.
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#118 - gloriousthighs (05/17/2016) [-]
You should give him a spoon so he can eat your ass.
#3 - neither is gyarados  [+] (1 reply) 05/17/2016 on tfs +8
#5 - BoSvNCR (05/18/2016) [-]
That's the joke. The real version is much longer and he comes back, makes fun of them, then wrecks their shit
#2 - Charizard isn't even dragon type  [+] (4 replies) 05/17/2016 on tfs +12
#14 - volksworgen (05/18/2016) [-]
**volksworgen used "*roll picture*"**
**volksworgen rolled image**mega charizard X is.
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#13 - douthit (05/18/2016) [-]
shush now

no words just dreams
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#3 - camslayer (05/17/2016) [-]
neither is gyarados
#5 - BoSvNCR (05/18/2016) [-]
That's the joke. The real version is much longer and he comes back, makes fun of them, then wrecks their shit
#8 - a great grandfather of mine was captured by the Japanese  [+] (13 replies) 05/16/2016 on Epic Fact Compilation +24
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#133 - nerozerohero (05/20/2016) [-]
It's not world war 1 but my grandfather who passed away two years ago was a paratrooper, he got shot in the stomach. Great man.
#28 - neoexdeath (05/17/2016) [-]
#9 - itsjustabaitbro (05/16/2016) [-]
Why would the japanese capture your great grandfather?
Isn't that illegal?
#80 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
Hey dude with mental problems that put pictures of children cartoons.
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#17 - damnusername (05/16/2016) [-]
Most likely he was Captured as a POW. I know that my grandfather was a Japanese POW for example.
#19 - itsjustabaitbro (05/16/2016) [-]
Why are you adding punch sound effects
That aside, maybe they captured him because he did something wrong
#117 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
Do you HAVE to post bait on everything?
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#20 - damnusername (05/16/2016) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaand I just saw your name. I'm going down with this fucking ship, but I blame stellaris for keeping me up for days in a row.
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#85 - blackmageewizardt (05/17/2016) [-]
Oh so you got also addicted to it?... Someone has to push the illithid to be the xenophobic religious psionic √úberspecies of the entire galaxy i guess... and if no one does i will... now i stood there for... 6-8 hours straight? not sure... oh how i miss Mistress Nocturne...
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#116 - damnusername (05/17/2016) [-]
yup, I got bit hard by it, I'm up to about 110 hours with no signs of slowing down.
#25 - averageniceguy (05/17/2016) [-]
#21 - corporations (05/16/2016) [-]
This was mildly amusing though. I hoped you wouldn't notice so I could come back to see any advancements tomorrow.
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#22 - damnusername (05/16/2016) [-]
I can't really blame you, it would have been amusing for 5 or 6 posts most likely.
#7 - >wear wool 05/16/2016 on paradox 0
#14 - I have the same case  [+] (1 reply) 05/06/2016 on Neat PC Setup Comp. 0
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#30 - fargfive (05/06/2016) [-]
It's a nice case. I'm not quite in love with weird sideways HDD mountings but it was an acceptable sacrifice to get a case that actually fit on my desk.
#89 - I might, although I am bit of a steak puritan.  [+] (1 reply) 05/06/2016 on Oh, don't mind me. Just... 0
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#90 - tariv (05/06/2016) [-]
Hey, give it a shot. You never know.