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camslayer

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Date Signed Up:8/10/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
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#17 - FTL : Faster Than Light 06/22/2015 on the important questions +3
#143 - here is a good video o the Burgess folding shotgun 06/22/2015 on Pointblankhits gun... 0
#26 - they probably didn't put those in because the flying controls …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on dick jerk algorithm -1
User avatar #34 - norkasthethird (06/22/2015) [-]
and the award for the most retarded reason to cut content goes to...
#11 - the original one 06/19/2015 on How I play the Batman games 0
#10 - If you dropped them the steel would fall faster because its smaller. 06/19/2015 on What's heavier..? 0
#6 - its true. I'm a fraud 06/17/2015 on Forever Alone 0
#45 - I've only just scratched the surface then 06/17/2015 on Orem Onyango, Man of Sorrow 0
#43 - I've dug so deep into the pits of this sites to find content l…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Orem Onyango, Man of Sorrow 0
User avatar #44 - fjaggot (06/17/2015) [-]
I sometimes do shit like going to comments from 2010 and replying to them but no one ever answers
User avatar #45 - camslayer (06/17/2015) [-]
I've only just scratched the surface then
#41 - holy **** hahahahahahahahahahaha  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Orem Onyango, Man of Sorrow 0
User avatar #42 - fjaggot (06/17/2015) [-]
bit late for the show m8
User avatar #43 - camslayer (06/17/2015) [-]
I've dug so deep into the pits of this sites to find content long forgotten.
User avatar #44 - fjaggot (06/17/2015) [-]
I sometimes do shit like going to comments from 2010 and replying to them but no one ever answers
User avatar #45 - camslayer (06/17/2015) [-]
I've only just scratched the surface then
#45 - This story literally wouldn't work if they could just text each other. 06/14/2015 on The book of cringe +1
#21 - Bruh his account theme is literally a monster from monster hunter  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2015 on Timing 0
User avatar #30 - upyourarsinal (06/14/2015) [-]
as you can tell, i havent seen this monster yet
#28 - mrdeviljho (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh, crap, I've been discovered!
#95 - well clearly he can't actually float like that 06/09/2015 on Neat -1
#55 - I believe they took a bunch of people and had them colour in t… 06/07/2015 on What emotions do to the... 0
#46 - well I suppose they would just last longer before they started… 06/07/2015 on Life tips 0
#58 - Dude that castration play is ****** up 06/05/2015 on Oh god 0
#54 - Make some story's that can one day be in a comp just like this. 06/05/2015 on DnD Compilation 3 +2
#69 - Joss Whedon did make a pretty **** joke there, I can to…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Tumblr logic or lack of. -3
User avatar #79 - derpthefifth (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah that might have been in bad taste but ffs it's the internet. Rule no.1 is you will be offended.
If you're really so pissed off you always have the freedom to leave/block/unfollow/unsubscribe. Beyond that i don't understand how the issue got any more complex than men have dicks and women have vaginas (If you're a man who got his Wang cut off you're a unic).... I mean you can debate philosophy all fucking day but ultimately you need some basis in reality from which to operate.
It's like you can say "What if we're in the matrix and we'd never know" and while i can't disprove that, we do still need to accept that we're not in the fucking matrix for the sake of getting on with our day to day lives because when people honestly try to argue that kind of unanswerable shit it just ends in headaches for everyone.


TL;DR- When someone says they are a woman i assume they have a vagina. Apparently that's wrong now and i'm oppressing a whole minority of guys who like to dress up as women and pretend to be women by not calling them women.
As the saying goes, wish in one hand and shit in the other.
User avatar #71 - stifflimb (06/05/2015) [-]
Maybe it wasn't a good joke, I'm torn on it cause it actually did cause the reaction the joke was about the way I took it, but why get extremly offended rather than just go "Meh, did not find it funny, gonna check some other tweets."
#46 - Just remember while you can't control the players you can cont…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on DnD Compilation 3 +1
User avatar #51 - victorydanceofc (06/05/2015) [-]
Yes, sir
User avatar #54 - camslayer (06/05/2015) [-]
Make some story's that can one day be in a comp just like this.
#10 - That was just to obvious 06/04/2015 on /fit/ +3
#19 - So what do you do with it? browse FJ? 06/04/2015 on Da Facts 0
#146 - >wife clearly wearing heels 06/04/2015 on heels 0
#30 - I'm sure a small sip won't get you drunk 06/03/2015 on My precious booze +1
#28 - drink it and find out  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on My precious booze +1
User avatar #29 - sketchE (06/03/2015) [-]
i have to pick up my roommate at the airport
User avatar #30 - camslayer (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm sure a small sip won't get you drunk
#11 - You just get to the point where your like " **** it" 06/02/2015 on DARE +1
#12 - What the **** was that story  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2015 on How to get a round of drinks +37
User avatar #49 - ilikeweed (06/03/2015) [-]
it's called the "Aristocrats" joke.
there's documentary on it on netflix if i'm not mistaken. idk if they took it off because i saw it like a year ago and they're always updating that shit. but basically it'a joke where the build up is up to your imagination. but the punchline is always the same. basically you explain a really gross disturbing act you have to a talent agent and then call it the aristocrats. like as if it's fancy. that's the joke. but the best part is that based on whoever is telling the joke, the act is completely different and up to their own imagination. sometimes it's short and sweet. sometimes it's long and intricate and super gross. regardless i find it funny depending on who's telling it.
#21 - kez (06/03/2015) [-]
There is a joke amoung comedians who try to tell a story based on that setup.

Family doing crude and taboo things for a talent agency.

Always disgusting and the punchline is always "the Aristocrats"

Its basically comedians try to tell their version of this shit joke and make it work. Its really hard for it to be successful or entertaining considering the tastelessness of it so its respected if a comedian gets it to work.
#20 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Look up "the aristocrats" joke.
#14 - jengafag (06/02/2015) [-]
normal evening at my house.

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User avatar #1 - mcassio ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
What time and date works best for you for Pathfinder? Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - camslayer (02/25/2015) [-]
Uk, preferably a reasonable time on the weekend.
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