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#36 - Yea but it means him as a person not what other people did to him. 11/09/2013 on Church in my city 0
#26 - Perhaps more explosives? 11/09/2013 on Spider 0
#20 - That was a line from fight club. 11/09/2013 on If you want... 0
#6 - I want to hear more about the sheriff and the house fire.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on I hope she dies 0
User avatar #7 - grayrhino (11/09/2013) [-]
Well, a bit of back story.

So my step dad was a cop, and one of the best on the entire force in the very small town. Now because he was such a good cop, the sheriff at the time thought that my step dad was going to take his job away from him. The sheriff tried every way to get rid of us from "random police calls" to checking the house when he knew my parents were out of the house and it was only me and my brother. One time, my parents were on a date and the sheriff just happens to stop by looking for my mom, and then just parks his ass on the sofa (and because we were only 5 (me) and 7 (brother) at the time, we didn't know he couldn't do that.

So as time went on, my step dad got raises, made it good with the mayor, and all that stuff, so one day (and this is from the stories my mom told me about when I asked her about the old town and why we moved) the sheriff poured lighter fluid in our old rabbit cage outside on a dry day, and dropped a match into it thinking the entire house would go up in flames. Unfortunately for him, there wasn't enough stuff to burn in the rabbit cage to spread to the house, so it just burn the cage to hell.

We quickly moved after that, but not after my step dad slammed the extremely heavy solid steel door on the sheriff's hand.


Funny thing though that we found out last year.

He died. In a fire accident. While working in an illegal chop shop for stolen cars. The motor oil spilled on him, he lit on fire, and burned to death.

Karma is a great thing sometimes.
#5 - The second to last one isn't that stupid.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Yeah, he said this. +25
#48 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
i don't like his judgmental tone. the 'real' question is what he is now? he, now, is an arrogant douche thats too good to give a strait answer.
User avatar #196 - afterdelete (11/09/2013) [-]
So he is a politician?
User avatar #23 - punnyjunky (11/09/2013) [-]
It's still pretty stupid. "What do you want to be when you're older?" "The real question is what am I now?" "Umm.. A pupil?"
User avatar #85 - fuckyeahxd (11/09/2013) [-]
i acctualy liked this one. insted of looking to the futer and loosing the moment stay real and do stuff. dont look at it as YOLO, but as seize the day or live the moment.
i'm ready for the red rain and being called stupid "hipster"
User avatar #96 - redcookiemonster (11/09/2013) [-]
orrr maybe he's already some rich fucknugget with millions in the bank account next to daddy? Yea. that's probably it.
User avatar #99 - fuckyeahxd (11/09/2013) [-]
maybe so, he say's he allready has what he wants and he's not gridy.
User avatar #101 - redcookiemonster (11/09/2013) [-]
o_o Jesus fuck, are you drunk...? Your spelling is atrocious

Unless English isn't your first language... if that's the case, I apologize.
User avatar #154 - fuckyeahxd (11/09/2013) [-]
not even my third language....
User avatar #14 - riverofchex (11/09/2013) [-]
Well, you know how it is: even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then.
#3 - I believe that is Black Science Man 11/07/2013 on School in a nutshell +67
#32 - Never heard of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on I can draw a mean stick figure 0
User avatar #33 - bobsuruncle (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh right, it's a Yugioh monster and my all time favorite, weak as shit but I didn't care, it looks so happy I mean just look at its face, it knows it's just going to die but it smiles anyway
#29 - What is it?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2013 on I can draw a mean stick figure 0
#30 - bobsuruncle (11/05/2013) [-]
Bitch that's motherfucking Petit Dragon
User avatar #32 - camslayer (11/05/2013) [-]
Never heard of it.
User avatar #33 - bobsuruncle (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh right, it's a Yugioh monster and my all time favorite, weak as shit but I didn't care, it looks so happy I mean just look at its face, it knows it's just going to die but it smiles anyway
#4 - A pedophile, tight or a terrorist 11/04/2013 on Interesting -1
#5 - Yea but then you just slash the last one and the insurance can…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Oh Tumblr +11
User avatar #12 - xalidan (11/04/2013) [-]
Yes but now you have this knowledge and they don't, and once they report what happened they will most likely tell the insurance company that only 3 of their tires were slashed and then they would have to tell them that their insurance does not cover that. Once they have reported that it would be oddly suspicious if the 4th one got magically harmed.
#7 - creepycreeper (11/04/2013) [-]
Isn't that called insurance fraud?
User avatar #10 - messerauditore (11/04/2013) [-]
How are they going to prove you did it? If someone's going to slash your tires, chances are they don't know to only slash 3.
#13 - ifihaveto (11/04/2013) [-]
You know some tire slashing expert would come in and analyze the hell out of the cuts. Angles, blade type, thickness of cuts, etc...
User avatar #55 - spartusee (11/04/2013) [-]
Record them slashing the last one so they get slapped with credit fraud.
User avatar #59 - afjhahsdsl (11/04/2013) [-]
Woah calm down satan.
User avatar #99 - nickypickle (11/04/2013) [-]
did you just
User avatar #105 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/04/2013) [-]
i can't
User avatar #129 - afjhahsdsl (11/05/2013) [-]
i'm so done
#11 - creepycreeper (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm sure they have their ways.
#29 - "Fat **** " works pretty well. 11/02/2013 on Men like curves 0
#111 - touche 11/02/2013 on Clever title related to... 0
#44 - Bad depth perception.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Clever title related to... 0
User avatar #58 - hugsforfree (11/01/2013) [-]
You close one eye to use a sniper.
User avatar #111 - camslayer (11/02/2013) [-]
touche
#13 - What about a huge house full of cool **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on Awesome Celebrity Houses 0
User avatar #16 - Iseewhatudidthar (10/26/2013) [-]
Eh, idk, probably if I had a lot of different friends that liked different things, that way I can always entertain them
#105 - But if it was due something like father absent, have to drop o… 10/26/2013 on fetus chucking +2
#2 - Thats actually quite a good song, congrats op. 10/24/2013 on read description. 0
#9 - You can tell. 10/23/2013 on A decision was made here +1
#6 - Farewell to you as well my friend Its a shame this had to … 10/23/2013 on that crippling feel +2
#4 - Gods speed old chap I must admit all I usually see is crap…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on that crippling feel +2
#5 - fjraps (10/23/2013) [-]
My thanks to you then, slayer of cams
I'm glad you've enjoyed my little display
So, I will bid you adieu for now, my friend
And I hope you will have a very nice day
User avatar #6 - camslayer (10/23/2013) [-]
Farewell to you as well my friend
Its a shame this had to come to an end
#6 - If that worm had gone back in while torn in half he could have died. 10/23/2013 on Colon Cleanse +1
#2 - Your poetry is pretty good but why here?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2013 on that crippling feel +1
#3 - fjraps (10/23/2013) [-]
Mostly out of boredom, I'll admit
But I also got tired of seeing the same old shit
I wanted to spice up the comments just a little bit
So I planned to write some poems, full of humor, feels, or wit
User avatar #4 - camslayer (10/23/2013) [-]
Gods speed old chap
I must admit all I usually see is crap
keep up the good work
while I continue to lurk
Maybe I'll join the club
However you just earned a sub
#5 - fjraps (10/23/2013) [-]
My thanks to you then, slayer of cams
I'm glad you've enjoyed my little display
So, I will bid you adieu for now, my friend
And I hope you will have a very nice day
User avatar #6 - camslayer (10/23/2013) [-]
Farewell to you as well my friend
Its a shame this had to come to an end
#32 - Won't the hammer still do its thing if there is no bullet?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Kaiba Motherfuckin Seto 0
User avatar #74 - ianus (10/22/2013) [-]
i have two safeties at my gun. first the hammer itself. if it isn't up i have to press with about 2.5kg on the trigger (that's quiet alot), without only about 500gramm (i think ^^). second is a little metalpiece inside the weapon. it is lowered when the trigger is pushed (so the weapon can't go off when it's falling on the floor or something like that)

if the card is hard enough it does the job of the metalpiece outside the wapon.
#14 - Hey that salad dressing stings. 10/21/2013 on Really Bad Tweets 0
#17 - It did didn't it?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Limbo +5
User avatar #21 - JohnE (10/14/2013) [-]
For about 10 seconds, then something was very different.
User avatar #35 - yojo (10/14/2013) [-]
what was very different??
User avatar #66 - JohnE (10/14/2013) [-]
Spoilers: He finds what we believe to be his sister at the end, in an area similar to that of the start of the game
#38 - uglychino (10/14/2013) [-]
Didn't the boy die in the end? Along with the girl.
User avatar #65 - yojo (10/14/2013) [-]
Shit I don't know I only played it through once.
are you saying that if I play it again they'll die?
#72 - Brain.exe has had a critical failure. 10/14/2013 on Teacher vs. Teacher +1
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