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camslayer

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Date Signed Up:8/10/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#16 - I picked Ashley because I heard you could **** her. No regrets.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Decisions +4
User avatar #17 - thechosentroll (06/10/2014) [-]
I accidentally ended up boning Liara. I didn't really know there was sex. I just have a habit of talking to everyone after each mission to see what they have to say. I know her species is pretty sexually active, but wanting to fuck Shepards' brains out after a total of half an hour of conversing is pretty........................ odd.
User avatar #29 - formidableguy (06/10/2014) [-]
in all fairness he did rescue her from a collapsed tunnel and a shitload of Geth.
#19 - camslayer (06/10/2014) [-]
Are you saying you wouldn't want to fuck Shepard?
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (06/10/2014) [-]
I know where he sticks that thing. I'm pretty sure no human can touch it without a biohazard suit.
#17 - My ********* friend did the same.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on macbook -2
User avatar #32 - spceinvdr (06/10/2014) [-]
fucking mac fanboys. And if he saved a little more he could have gotten a used macbook , like a full macbook pro instead of that thing
User avatar #126 - camslayer (06/11/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong macs aren't the worst thing in the world, they do the job. They are just so expensive for nothing special, its just money for a brand.
#23 - I live to please 06/09/2014 on Good Read 0
#131 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on don't pirate children +3
#140 - smokekusheveryday (06/09/2014) [-]
Actually i would....
and i probably photoshop the bear afterwards too for some hot anal
#143 - aulubear (06/09/2014) [-]
And this is why.
#144 - smokekusheveryday (06/09/2014) [-]
#2 - Thats 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 at night. 06/07/2014 on Competition 0
#7 - They were designed by Hugo Boss. 06/07/2014 on Nazis look fly as fuck +2
#94 - **camslayer rolls 9,366** 05/31/2014 on Of course the first time I... 0
#4 - "peanut untouchable" my sides  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on A white man's struggle! +1
User avatar #8 - britexplain (05/31/2014) [-]
Don't forget his higher ranking brother, Prince Untouchable. Funny, been accused of rape 7 times, but was always acquitted.
#7 - Multiple emulators on the psp? 05/30/2014 on Pokemon. 0
#45 - Its not even algebra. 05/30/2014 on You Will Learn Your Lesson -1
#33 - In the Japanese version they use gender neutral pronouns but t… 05/30/2014 on What are you? 0
#797 - **camslayer rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#32 - It was just the peasants, they may as well have been slaves bu… 05/28/2014 on Louis CK on human nature 0
#5292 - **camslayer rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#5283 - Comment deleted 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#32 - This was probably made before frozen. 05/25/2014 on Toy Story 2 0
#5 - There is vinegar in ketchup anyway. 05/23/2014 on Jim Gaffigan on British food 0
#67 - Isn't that what happened to that guy is the film SLC punk?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on 11 Awesome Random Facts 0
User avatar #101 - Tusura (05/21/2014) [-]
I've never seen SLC punk and have no idea what it is about.

#25 - Well the trick is not to eat much of it. 05/20/2014 on Oh, Dr. Lecter! 0
#4 - And the mop handle.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on This is one photo. 0
User avatar #7 - toiletpaper (05/01/2014) [-]
and the chair
#19 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
and the title
#9 - Its the support for the whole thing so if a OS breaking exploi… 05/01/2014 on Windows XP Has Stopped... 0
#6 - I think its becoming more female supremacists now. 05/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#26 - I find nothing with cleavers. 05/01/2014 on Bye Bye Balls 0
#22 - It would be easier however.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Bye Bye Balls 0
User avatar #23 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
its not. Type in "BME Pain Olypics" into google and watch the video.
User avatar #26 - camslayer (05/01/2014) [-]
I find nothing with cleavers.
#25 - spaceking (05/01/2014) [-]
And the #1 Castration Expert award goes to... You!
Hooray!
#27 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
its my biggest fear. I try to keep up to date.
User avatar #66 - burdenedsoul (05/01/2014) [-]
fine then

you name one
User avatar #68 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
Blunt force trauma is a decent way.

But the best way is a soak in very hot water, followed by the immediate removal of the scrotum with precision tools, followed by a few weeks of anti-biotics.
#20 - A cleaver.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Bye Bye Balls 0
User avatar #21 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
could bleed to death
User avatar #58 - acask (05/01/2014) [-]
cauterize the wound
User avatar #22 - camslayer (05/01/2014) [-]
It would be easier however.
User avatar #23 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
its not. Type in "BME Pain Olypics" into google and watch the video.
User avatar #26 - camslayer (05/01/2014) [-]
I find nothing with cleavers.
#25 - spaceking (05/01/2014) [-]
And the #1 Castration Expert award goes to... You!
Hooray!
#27 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
its my biggest fear. I try to keep up to date.
User avatar #66 - burdenedsoul (05/01/2014) [-]
fine then

you name one
User avatar #68 - drunkexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
Blunt force trauma is a decent way.

But the best way is a soak in very hot water, followed by the immediate removal of the scrotum with precision tools, followed by a few weeks of anti-biotics.

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User avatar #1 - mcassio ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
What time and date works best for you for Pathfinder? Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - camslayer (02/25/2015) [-]
Uk, preferably a reasonable time on the weekend.
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