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#11 - Decent story  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2016 on STEAK +2
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#12 - prozacjellybeans (01/24/2016) [-]
thanks boss
#9 - Go for it  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2016 on STEAK 0
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#10 - prozacjellybeans (01/24/2016) [-]
Righty tighty. A couple of years ago I was in Paris for a family wedding. My dad booked a river cruise and dinner on a boat down the Seine so he could get some pussy we could see the sights. Upon learning of the Parisians' attitude towards foreigners I took it upon myself to calmly explain to the nice French people that we weren't English, we were New Zealanders. We hate the English too. Anyway, we sat down on this boat, marveling at the city lights (Paris is dank at night) and the waiters came up to us and asked us for our orders. The rest of my family ordered very comfortably, well-done steaks and the like. Until it got to me, and I figured, if you can't beat them, join them. I looked the waiter (who was putting on this whole flowery French act to impress the tourists) dead in the eye and said unflinchingly "blue, 3 seconds each side. Wipe its ass, cut its throat and bring it out, mate" The waiter recoiled slightly, taken aback by the manner in which no tourist had ever ordered a steak so blue before. I look back on it now in similarity to those greentexts about people holding doors open for feminists. I can feel my New Zealand kinsmen beating their chests and sheep roaring "She'll be right mate, steady the bloody ship" as I steamroll this Frenchman at his own game. Being gay about food.

Not a top tier story, you really had to be there to see this guy's face tho, I'll try find a pic tho
#13 - prozacjellybeans (01/24/2016) [-]
Kinds like this
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#11 - camslayer (01/24/2016) [-]
Decent story
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#12 - prozacjellybeans (01/24/2016) [-]
thanks boss
#9 - >here's my design, is it what you want? >no >… 01/21/2016 on Graphic Design +13
#28 - Well fair enough for your area. 01/20/2016 on Unusual / funny street signs 0
#26 - Why not?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2016 on Unusual / funny street signs +1
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#27 - mralice (01/20/2016) [-]
Its only because of the area that I live in. Over 40% of the outdoor feline population has FIV, 5% FeLV, and the feral colony populations are out of control. Having an outdoor cat here means it will probably get FIV.

If not in danger of other cats, then people can be a probablem. There are many trappers in the area. Some will just neutrer and release the cat with an ear tip, but others will take the cat to a shelter. Some get the cat tested for FIV/FeLV and if either is positive, gets the cat euthanized.

TL;DR- Its a bad place to have an outdoor cat where I live, so I have the bias of 'cats should be kept indoors or leashed if outside'
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#28 - camslayer (01/20/2016) [-]
Well fair enough for your area.
#8 - I think dogs look ******* weird and I have 2 01/18/2016 on Daddy's Girl +3
#29 - It takes some will power that is true, you have to actually wa… 01/18/2016 on Fatphobia is not real +1
#55 - No, he's pretty good for giving reasons from what I have seen.… 01/18/2016 on sex reviews +1
#53 - a critic should say " i like/ dislike this game and here'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2016 on sex reviews +1
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#54 - leifbunny (01/18/2016) [-]
Does.... he not? I honestly don't know the guy. I'm playing devil's advocate for the sake of a second perspective.
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#55 - camslayer (01/18/2016) [-]
No, he's pretty good for giving reasons from what I have seen. He actually tries to give more objective points so you can form your own opinion however he usually reviews objectively shit games anyway.
#52 - It will always be subjective but I agree you should list as ma… 01/18/2016 on sex reviews 0