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#150 - yas for the celtic top  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Best disguise ever 0
User avatar #209 - turtlepoop (08/28/2012) [-]
yay for there being no point in your league anymore
User avatar #246 - cammyT (08/28/2012) [-]
there barely had any point in it in the first it was mainly the old firm keeping it barely alive now its completely fucked
User avatar #253 - turtlepoop (08/28/2012) [-]
i hope a team shows up out of the blue and wins it, like Hearts or someone
User avatar #254 - cammyT (08/28/2012) [-]
yeah its going to be so boring without any proper competition
User avatar #255 - turtlepoop (08/28/2012) [-]
doesnt matter how bad it is, still won't be as boring as barcelona
#22 - i know humans are animals as well but you knew fine well what … 08/28/2012 on seriously wtf +11
#10 - there's something called decaying 08/28/2012 on seriously wtf +18
#109 - **cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #57845 at … 08/28/2012 on It's Hot Outside 0
#40 - Picture 08/28/2012 on When you remember you have... 0
#7 - the weird thing is i can stand morbid and gore very easily it …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/28/2012 on seriously wtf +161
#191 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
I could care less about animals
User avatar #290 - brianhanerjr (08/29/2012) [-]
Really? You could care less? Let's see you do it then
#84 - trenchman (08/29/2012) [-]
Allow me to explain a bit...

When we see another human get hurt or killed, we see it as something that's part of the world, something to be expected.

When we see animals die, we see something innocent and unconscious that doesn't understand what's going on. In a sense, we're seeing innocence die every time we see an animal get killed. That's why it hurts more.
User avatar #233 - dsand (08/29/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the famous joker quote that ends with "Every one loses their minds"
#105 - TigerMann (08/29/2012) [-]
I... um... but.......

...holy shit this man is a genius...
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User avatar #54 - CookinMamaTyler (08/28/2012) [-]
I agree with this guy. Us humans are selfish pieces of shit. Animals are just doing what they need to survive nothing more, or less.
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#29 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
When i see gore on here and it's a person i don't think anything of it, until i start thinking a bout the family that was left behind
#21 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
dead humans are dead animals
#67 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
only niggers are animals
User avatar #22 - cammyT (08/28/2012) [-]
i know humans are animals as well but you knew fine well what i was talking about
#3 - Comment deleted 08/28/2012 on Well fuck... 0
#2 - courage the cowardly dog 08/28/2012 on Morbid for all things +1
#76 - **cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #698922 at… 08/27/2012 on Salt Vs. Pepper 0
#131 - Comment deleted 08/27/2012 on The fuck is this? 2 0
#115 - Picture 08/27/2012 on James Holmes +4
#126 - Picture 08/27/2012 on so much respect for him +11
#53 - reminds me of toy story 08/27/2012 on Confused duck +5
#1 - or google will correct you 08/27/2012 on Am sooo guilty of this.. +9
#125 - **cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Be… 08/26/2012 on Scenes From A Hat +20
#685 - **cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at So …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on Badluck Brian 0
#688 - shatt (08/26/2012) [-]
#65 - Picture 08/26/2012 on oh portals +7
#33 - thats my fetish 08/24/2012 on Imagine getting kicked in... 0
#2 - HOLLY **** 08/24/2012 on Animals +1
#129 - have an ass you deserve it 08/24/2012 on Dont look behind you +17
#597 - **cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Im… 08/24/2012 on Mystery package (read... -1
#335 - lets take that test...... **** YOU … 08/24/2012 on 'Merica +2
#334 - did the shirt really have to come off?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2012 on 'Merica +15
#382 - VongolaX (08/24/2012) [-]
It makes us feel more alpha.
User avatar #370 - symphonyofspecters (08/24/2012) [-]
Is that a real question?
User avatar #347 - Nignigs (08/24/2012) [-]
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#1 - bruce wayne or tony stark GO! i prefer bruce wayne  [+] (48 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Batsy & Tony +9
#97 - xmonke (08/24/2012) [-]
I vote for Batman. I think people really don't understand how awesome Batman is, he doesn't need to kill Ironman, he'd figure out how to take him down without killing.
User avatar #57 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
seeing as batman moraly cant kill anyone and tony has no problem with blowing a motherfucker into smithers tony wins
User avatar #77 - wrongen (08/24/2012) [-]
Clearly never read any graphic novel or comic with Tony stark in.
User avatar #150 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
first ironman movie terrorist have innocent civilians as hostages suit targets the terrorist and shoots all of them at once to free the hostages
User avatar #161 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman could do that without robbing little children from their (terrorist) dads.
User avatar #47 - redwolfradolf (08/24/2012) [-]
Roran Stronghammer
User avatar #95 - Bad Man (08/24/2012) [-]
Fucking this.
User avatar #176 - redwolfradolf (08/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
Stark. Ironman would have knocked Bane's block off.
User avatar #108 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
I have no idea who the fuck thumbed this down. Bane may be able to throw a punch, but not enough to injure billionaire man-steak inside a suit of armor.

Bane ends up being killed by a blast from the bat cycle driven by catwoman. Now think about the fact that tony has a shit ton of blasts that powerfull in his gadgets, PLUS reactor blasts.

Also, why did no one ever shoot at bane in tdkr. like, ever. thats retarded.
User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, bane had a bullet-proof vest, Ironman has near impenetrable armor and repulsor blasts that can go through a tank. No challenge here.
User avatar #162 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Yet Mickey Rourke can cut through the suit with a whip like it's a butter. Also, one batarang at the arc reactor (which isn't protected) and metal begins piercing Tony's heart.

I'm not saying that Iron man would definately lose to Batman, but don't take Batman to lightly. He always thinks ahead, something that stark doesn't.
#177 - definately (08/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #180 - redblueyellow (08/25/2012) [-]
Whoops, sorry -.-'
User avatar #175 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
That "whip" was a beam of concentrated energy similar to what's in the repulser blast, and it didn't cut through the armor like butter, it scorched the surface, seeing as how Ironman wrapped himself in it. And the ARC reactor doesn't need to be protected, it's almost solid freaking metal.
#8 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
stark ftw
User avatar #3 - shadowmilf (08/23/2012) [-]
Tony is a dick
#2 - kanatana (08/23/2012) [-]
Bruce Wayne would beat Tony Stark in a fight. Batman would beat Tony Stark in a fight. Ergo, DC is better than Marvel.

Amalgam is a different story.
User avatar #78 - dracory (08/24/2012) [-]
i'm confused then u say one thing but i clearly c Ironman taking the Green Laterns power and making even more badass, sure batman has used it before as well but only Ironman can take it cross universe
User avatar #10 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
If Tony Stark became the enemy of Batman, I don't doubt that Batman would use his stealth skills to assassinate the shit out of Tony while he was vulnerable.
But if they just decided to have a fight in the street, both suited up, Ironman would pulverize Batman like he was nothing.
User avatar #12 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
See my reply to #9, please.
User avatar #13 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
Again, if they just decided to have a fight in the street, Ironman would pulverise Batman like he was nothing.
Batman would not get away.
User avatar #14 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
Perhaps, but I don't think it would be that clean-cut. I'd give it about a 50/50 shot, at least.
User avatar #15 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
Frickin. Lasers.
Nuff' said.
User avatar #164 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batarang to the arc reactor, metal pierces tony's heart. He's out.

Firepower isn't everything you know.
User avatar #179 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure a blade weapon is going to accomplish what bullets, missiles and advanced alien weaponry couldn't do.
The Ironman suit isn't made out of glass.
User avatar #181 - redblueyellow (08/25/2012) [-]
No one actually hit the arc reactor, which would be the most vulnerable part. Batman could definitely find a way to hit it or otherwise to outsmart Tony (yes, I know Tony is a genius and all that, but he isn't much of a planner).

Do you really think Batman would go fight a guy in a suit of armor with all that weaponry without a plan?
User avatar #182 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
I'm only going to say this once more, so read my non-lips.
If Tony Stark became the enemy of Batman, I don't doubt that Batman would use his stealth skills to assassinate the shit out of Tony while he was vulnerable.
But if they just decided to have a fight in the street, both suited up, Ironman would pulverize Batman like he was nothing.
User avatar #187 - redblueyellow (08/26/2012) [-]
You do know Batman also has multiple suits of armor of his own, right?

The only edge Tony would then have over Batman is a little more firepower, but again, it's my opinion that a little more firepower can't beat Batman's wits and planning.

If you want to really solely on Starks firepower, fine, but don't forget Batman has more than just firepower (Batmobile, Batmotor, Batwing etc).
User avatar #188 - aldheim (08/26/2012) [-]
A little more firepower?
Any one of Ironman's attacks, a punch included, would outright kill batman.
Not to mention that all of batman's advanced hand to hand skills become utterly useless against the hardness of the Ironman suit.
You're also forgetting that Stark is as much a genius as Wayne, he's not going to get caught off guard very easily.
And any one of Batman's gadgets or vehicles pales in comparison to the tech behind the Ironman suit.
User avatar #189 - redblueyellow (08/26/2012) [-]
Iron Man would first need to hit Batman, which is quite a task. Again, with BatmanĀ“s own suit, he survived multiple hits from Superman, THE MAN OF STEEL! If he can survive a punch from Superman he can definitely survive a hit from Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genis, but not a planner and master strategist. Batman is. Tony does everything at the moment itself.

Again, E-Fucking-M-P. Iron man's suit still runs on some form of electricity, so it would shut of the suit, maybe even the arc-reactor (which would kill Stark almost instantly). Batman has numerous gadgets for every situation, while Stark only has the suit.
User avatar #9 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
How in fucks name would batman beat Iron man?

Both heroes suited up, Iron man would fucking curbstomp batman, as much as I love him. Tony is nearly untouchable in his suit, you need heavy shit to hurt him. I honestly cant think of something batman could do hurt tony in his suit. plus, iron man can fly around.

BUT in a fistfight, Batman wins, due to training with the league of shadows.
User avatar #29 - vikingfaen (08/24/2012) [-]
It depends, if it were indoors Batman would definetly win. But I still think Batman could have a winning chance against Iron Man. Remember, the worlds greatest detective and got shitloads of gadgets. Everyone has a weakness, even Iron Man. But I think it could be a close match. And Batman also has a batarang with an inbuilt EMP. And if that takes out Tony's ark reactor he's up shit creek. In my opinion, Batman would win. But it would be a close fight.
User avatar #18 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
Three words: E-M-P

And I'm pretty sure there's one of those in the form of a mini-bomb in the all-potent utility belt...
User avatar #183 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
I don't know for certain, but I'm fairly sure the Ironman suit is hardened against EMP.
User avatar #106 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
You're implying batman would fin the fight like a faggot though. Batman doesnt fight like a bitch.
User avatar #109 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman doesn't fight like a faggot; Batman doesn't fight like a bitch.

Batman fights to win
User avatar #110 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
Using an EMP to end the fight is pretty bitch.

also, tony is totally unharmed within the suit, therefore, it is a draw, until the suit reboots.
User avatar #165 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
using an emp to win a fight is bitchy, but shooting lazers is ok?

Yeah, seems logical
#28 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
The emp wouldn't take out the arc reactor,therefore all an emp would do is momentarily hinder stark.Iron could also just laser him from a distance and have it over with.
User avatar #31 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
A EMP would fry any electrical circuits. Stark would be trapped in his own armor.
User avatar #11 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, are we assuming that Batsy and Iron Man just suddenly meet up one day and are forced to fight? Or are we assuming that there is some kind of buildup to the whole ordeal? Because, let's face it, Batman has taken down foes of FAR greater power than Iron Man before. Yeah, he may have the "run away and live to fight another day" mentality, but if you gave him one day to prepare, with at least SOME knowledge of Iron Man's technology, he'd find a way to take him down. Don't forget, Bruce Wayne is, canonically, one of the smartest humans in the world, with MULTIPLE degrees in various sciences, including the hardware and software field. In the latest Batman and Robin title, he USED HIS OWN SUPER SUIT to fight off a guy with his own super suit. C'mon, don't you think he'd have his own armor at the ready, just in case?
User avatar #168 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Indeed my good sir! Batman is all about planning, while stark relies on his firepower. Take away the firepower, and he's done for.
User avatar #170 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]

Batman has beaten gods with less than one day's worth of planning. There are hints that he has material to blackmail JEHOVAH HIMSELF should it come to that. I don't think, if they were both fighting at full ability, using all their strengths, Stark would have a chance.
#173 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman is SECOND on the list of all super heroes! Only Superman is better. Batman could, if needed, take out probably the whole Justice league because he has a plan! Last time I checked, JL was bigger than the Avengers. People always write Batman of because he has no power. BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE FREAKING POINT OF BATMAN! Him being able to do almost all the stuff all the other heroes do, without powers. It's his own determination and willpower that keeps him going and makes him come out on top. Not a fancy suit (which he can get and already has, I believe). He relies on other stuff. Better stuf. His wits.
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User avatar #152 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
i remember this i think i was infirst grade but theytook marvel heros anddc heros and mixed them
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
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