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#335 - lets take that test...... **** YOU AMERICA!!!!! 08/24/2012 on 'Merica +2
#334 - did the shirt really have to come off?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2012 on 'Merica +15
#382 - VongolaX (08/24/2012) [-]
It makes us feel more alpha.
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#370 - symphonyofspecters (08/24/2012) [-]
Is that a real question?
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#347 - Nignigs (08/24/2012) [-]
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#1 - bruce wayne or tony stark GO! i prefer bruce wayne  [+] (48 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Batsy & Tony +9
#97 - xmonke (08/24/2012) [-]
I vote for Batman. I think people really don't understand how awesome Batman is, he doesn't need to kill Ironman, he'd figure out how to take him down without killing.
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#57 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
seeing as batman moraly cant kill anyone and tony has no problem with blowing a motherfucker into smithers tony wins
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#77 - wrongen (08/24/2012) [-]
Clearly never read any graphic novel or comic with Tony stark in.
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#150 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
first ironman movie terrorist have innocent civilians as hostages suit targets the terrorist and shoots all of them at once to free the hostages
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#161 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman could do that without robbing little children from their (terrorist) dads.
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#47 - redwolfradolf (08/24/2012) [-]
Roran Stronghammer
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#95 - Bad Man (08/24/2012) [-]
Fucking this.
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#176 - redwolfradolf (08/25/2012) [-]
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#45 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
Stark. Ironman would have knocked Bane's block off.
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#108 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
I have no idea who the fuck thumbed this down. Bane may be able to throw a punch, but not enough to injure billionaire man-steak inside a suit of armor.

Bane ends up being killed by a blast from the bat cycle driven by catwoman. Now think about the fact that tony has a shit ton of blasts that powerfull in his gadgets, PLUS reactor blasts.

Also, why did no one ever shoot at bane in tdkr. like, ever. thats retarded.
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#111 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, bane had a bullet-proof vest, Ironman has near impenetrable armor and repulsor blasts that can go through a tank. No challenge here.
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#162 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Yet Mickey Rourke can cut through the suit with a whip like it's a butter. Also, one batarang at the arc reactor (which isn't protected) and metal begins piercing Tony's heart.

I'm not saying that Iron man would definately lose to Batman, but don't take Batman to lightly. He always thinks ahead, something that stark doesn't.
#177 - definately (08/25/2012) [-]
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#180 - redblueyellow (08/25/2012) [-]
Whoops, sorry -.-'
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#175 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2012) [-]
That "whip" was a beam of concentrated energy similar to what's in the repulser blast, and it didn't cut through the armor like butter, it scorched the surface, seeing as how Ironman wrapped himself in it. And the ARC reactor doesn't need to be protected, it's almost solid freaking metal.
#8 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
stark ftw
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#3 - shadowmilf (08/23/2012) [-]
Tony is a dick
#2 - kanatana (08/23/2012) [-]
Bruce Wayne would beat Tony Stark in a fight. Batman would beat Tony Stark in a fight. Ergo, DC is better than Marvel.

Amalgam is a different story.
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#78 - dracory (08/24/2012) [-]
i'm confused then u say one thing but i clearly c Ironman taking the Green Laterns power and making even more badass, sure batman has used it before as well but only Ironman can take it cross universe
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#10 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
If Tony Stark became the enemy of Batman, I don't doubt that Batman would use his stealth skills to assassinate the shit out of Tony while he was vulnerable.
But if they just decided to have a fight in the street, both suited up, Ironman would pulverize Batman like he was nothing.
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#12 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
See my reply to #9, please.
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#13 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
Again, if they just decided to have a fight in the street, Ironman would pulverise Batman like he was nothing.
Batman would not get away.
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#14 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
Perhaps, but I don't think it would be that clean-cut. I'd give it about a 50/50 shot, at least.
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#15 - aldheim (08/24/2012) [-]
Frickin. Lasers.
Nuff' said.
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#164 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batarang to the arc reactor, metal pierces tony's heart. He's out.

Firepower isn't everything you know.
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#179 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure a blade weapon is going to accomplish what bullets, missiles and advanced alien weaponry couldn't do.
The Ironman suit isn't made out of glass.
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#181 - redblueyellow (08/25/2012) [-]
No one actually hit the arc reactor, which would be the most vulnerable part. Batman could definitely find a way to hit it or otherwise to outsmart Tony (yes, I know Tony is a genius and all that, but he isn't much of a planner).

Do you really think Batman would go fight a guy in a suit of armor with all that weaponry without a plan?
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#182 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
I'm only going to say this once more, so read my non-lips.
If Tony Stark became the enemy of Batman, I don't doubt that Batman would use his stealth skills to assassinate the shit out of Tony while he was vulnerable.
But if they just decided to have a fight in the street, both suited up, Ironman would pulverize Batman like he was nothing.
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#187 - redblueyellow (08/26/2012) [-]
You do know Batman also has multiple suits of armor of his own, right?

The only edge Tony would then have over Batman is a little more firepower, but again, it's my opinion that a little more firepower can't beat Batman's wits and planning.

If you want to really solely on Starks firepower, fine, but don't forget Batman has more than just firepower (Batmobile, Batmotor, Batwing etc).
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#188 - aldheim (08/26/2012) [-]
A little more firepower?
Any one of Ironman's attacks, a punch included, would outright kill batman.
Not to mention that all of batman's advanced hand to hand skills become utterly useless against the hardness of the Ironman suit.
You're also forgetting that Stark is as much a genius as Wayne, he's not going to get caught off guard very easily.
And any one of Batman's gadgets or vehicles pales in comparison to the tech behind the Ironman suit.
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#189 - redblueyellow (08/26/2012) [-]
Iron Man would first need to hit Batman, which is quite a task. Again, with BatmanĀ“s own suit, he survived multiple hits from Superman, THE MAN OF STEEL! If he can survive a punch from Superman he can definitely survive a hit from Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genis, but not a planner and master strategist. Batman is. Tony does everything at the moment itself.

Again, E-Fucking-M-P. Iron man's suit still runs on some form of electricity, so it would shut of the suit, maybe even the arc-reactor (which would kill Stark almost instantly). Batman has numerous gadgets for every situation, while Stark only has the suit.
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#9 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
How in fucks name would batman beat Iron man?

Both heroes suited up, Iron man would fucking curbstomp batman, as much as I love him. Tony is nearly untouchable in his suit, you need heavy shit to hurt him. I honestly cant think of something batman could do hurt tony in his suit. plus, iron man can fly around.

BUT in a fistfight, Batman wins, due to training with the league of shadows.
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#29 - vikingfaen (08/24/2012) [-]
It depends, if it were indoors Batman would definetly win. But I still think Batman could have a winning chance against Iron Man. Remember, the worlds greatest detective and got shitloads of gadgets. Everyone has a weakness, even Iron Man. But I think it could be a close match. And Batman also has a batarang with an inbuilt EMP. And if that takes out Tony's ark reactor he's up shit creek. In my opinion, Batman would win. But it would be a close fight.
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#18 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
Three words: E-M-P

And I'm pretty sure there's one of those in the form of a mini-bomb in the all-potent utility belt...
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#183 - aldheim (08/25/2012) [-]
I don't know for certain, but I'm fairly sure the Ironman suit is hardened against EMP.
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#106 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
You're implying batman would fin the fight like a faggot though. Batman doesnt fight like a bitch.
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#109 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman doesn't fight like a faggot; Batman doesn't fight like a bitch.

Batman fights to win
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#110 - tacobadger (08/24/2012) [-]
Using an EMP to end the fight is pretty bitch.

also, tony is totally unharmed within the suit, therefore, it is a draw, until the suit reboots.
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#165 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
using an emp to win a fight is bitchy, but shooting lazers is ok?

Yeah, seems logical
#28 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
The emp wouldn't take out the arc reactor,therefore all an emp would do is momentarily hinder stark.Iron could also just laser him from a distance and have it over with.
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#31 - tkfourtwoone (08/24/2012) [-]
A EMP would fry any electrical circuits. Stark would be trapped in his own armor.
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#11 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, are we assuming that Batsy and Iron Man just suddenly meet up one day and are forced to fight? Or are we assuming that there is some kind of buildup to the whole ordeal? Because, let's face it, Batman has taken down foes of FAR greater power than Iron Man before. Yeah, he may have the "run away and live to fight another day" mentality, but if you gave him one day to prepare, with at least SOME knowledge of Iron Man's technology, he'd find a way to take him down. Don't forget, Bruce Wayne is, canonically, one of the smartest humans in the world, with MULTIPLE degrees in various sciences, including the hardware and software field. In the latest Batman and Robin title, he USED HIS OWN SUPER SUIT to fight off a guy with his own super suit. C'mon, don't you think he'd have his own armor at the ready, just in case?
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#168 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Indeed my good sir! Batman is all about planning, while stark relies on his firepower. Take away the firepower, and he's done for.
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#170 - kanatana (08/24/2012) [-]

Batman has beaten gods with less than one day's worth of planning. There are hints that he has material to blackmail JEHOVAH HIMSELF should it come to that. I don't think, if they were both fighting at full ability, using all their strengths, Stark would have a chance.
#173 - redblueyellow (08/24/2012) [-]
Batman is SECOND on the list of all super heroes! Only Superman is better. Batman could, if needed, take out probably the whole Justice league because he has a plan! Last time I checked, JL was bigger than the Avengers. People always write Batman of because he has no power. BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE FREAKING POINT OF BATMAN! Him being able to do almost all the stuff all the other heroes do, without powers. It's his own determination and willpower that keeps him going and makes him come out on top. Not a fancy suit (which he can get and already has, I believe). He relies on other stuff. Better stuf. His wits.
#4 - kanatana (08/23/2012) [-]
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#152 - divinecreator (08/24/2012) [-]
i remember this i think i was infirst grade but theytook marvel heros anddc heros and mixed them
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