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#42 - Comment deleted 12/10/2011 on Slut vs Nerd 0
#1 - am gonni pump yer maw 12/10/2011 on Chezzy The Chav +1
#3 - yep you made that i believe you 12/10/2011 on Skyrim Meme Comp. 0
#12 - this programme makes me sad to look at 12/07/2011 on Jersey Shore +1
#130 - hes trying to suck is dick, turns out its his tail 12/07/2011 on Cat defence techniques +3
#258 - i hate that saying thats just like, if somebody gets shot dead… 12/06/2011 on The Age Old Question -1
#62 - either youre sad enough to start a fight over the internet or …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2011 on Forever alone 0
User avatar #63 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
im not starting a fight...
im just saying that rangers are 4 points clear in a jesting manner

ya cunt
#54 - **** yeah  [+] (14 new replies) 12/06/2011 on Forever alone -2
#58 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
*cough* 4 points clear
User avatar #65 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
*cough* shit league. Other than rangers and celtic all of the teams in the SPL are league 1 standard while rangers and celtic are like lower half prem league teams.
User avatar #103 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
is that why rangers beat liverpool recently?
is that why rangers and celtic have proved to be a force in europe over decades?
yeah real lower EPL teams...
User avatar #106 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
oh yes rangers who failed to beat malmo in qualifying. and they are lower prem teams. just try beatingthe likes of utd, city, spurs, arsenal, chelsea, villa, everton etc. you play against crap teams every week so it makes you think you're amazing....
User avatar #113 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
well how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the amount of money that you greedy english bastards get for coming in the top 4. you get paid shit lods more than the spl and i can guarantee that if the SPL had the same amount of money in it then the teams would be on par. scottish football relies on scottish players where as english football is full of foreigners. chelsea has 8 english players out of 27 squad members. man utd has 11 english out of 32 squad members . arsenal has 4 english players out of 29 squad members. english football? its hardly english
User avatar #117 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
i can't speak for any english PL teams because i support swansea and we have a lot of brittish players. only 2-3 of our starting 11 is from overseas.. which is about the same as rangers. we're not as rich as the other clubs and we in league 2/division 3 only 8 years ago and before we won promotion to the prem had barley any money. record transfer was £1m
User avatar #119 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
so how the fuck can you take the piss out of rangers and celtic when you support swansea? all i said was that rangers were 4 points clear of celtic and you got on your fucking high horse. yeah malmo beat a poor rangers side but when the fuck were swansea last in the champions league?
User avatar #121 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
when was the last time rangers got anywhere in the champions league? when was the last time they played shit teams every week? when was the last time they were up against the likes of man utd, chelsea, man city, liverpool, arsenal, spurs, villa, everton, newcastle? never. rangers only qualifiy because the other teams are to shit to. i'd like to see rangers even get in the top half of the premier league.
User avatar #122 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
rangers have played the top tier in football last fucking year when they were in THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE playing MANCHESTER UTD and VALENCIA. they came third in the group stage and went into the europa cup where they reached the last 16. its all well and good to say that you play big teams but you get fucked by them every time u play. just look at rangers history in europe because i cbf explaining to you. i guarantee that if swansea played rangers then rangers would beat them no bother
User avatar #127 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
man utd always play their 2nd side against you where you drew and lost. you only qualify from other teams being crap. hearts lost 5-0 to spurs at home. and no if you played us you wouldnt necessarily beat us. we are crap away but have the best defensive record at home in the whole league. better than man city. we have let in 2 goals at home all season and one was an own goal.

rangers are not crap but the rest of the teams are
User avatar #129 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
well done with that defensive record im sure that you will pick up a trophy for that
User avatar #131 - benanners (12/06/2011) [-]
well we didnt get to the premier league letting in loads of goals did we? and i'm sure if rangers were in the english league system you would win the league and cups every year just like you do in the scottish league? shows how 1 sided it is when the last team to win the SPL was aberdeen in like 1980
User avatar #62 - cammyT (12/06/2011) [-]
either youre sad enough to start a fight over the internet or yer just fuckin aboot having a laugh
User avatar #63 - trampballs (12/06/2011) [-]
im not starting a fight...
im just saying that rangers are 4 points clear in a jesting manner

ya cunt
#53 - Comment deleted 12/06/2011 on Forever alone 0
#105 - i feel sad now 12/06/2011 on ugly truth +17
#49 - im not a liverpool supporter but pretty **** result las…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2011 on Forever alone +4
#66 - Komic (12/06/2011) [-]
#1 - dubsteps' so **** its not even proper music it just sou… 12/01/2011 on Dubstep +2
#1 - this is so ******* gay 11/29/2011 on Dubstep 0
#7 - i laughed so hard at the end 11/24/2011 on My skyrim experience +17
#20 - Picture 11/23/2011 on Sandstorm Toy Trumpet +7
#99 - Picture 11/23/2011 on I cry, every time. +10
#166 - we call it heads down thumb s up 11/23/2011 on Heads Up 7 Up +6
#66 - Picture 11/23/2011 on Next stop? 0
#47 - i loved that bit, the kids' a ****** arsehole 11/23/2011 on WIN! 0
#561 - Comment deleted 11/23/2011 on Beer Compilation 1 0
#560 - dont want to sound like a dick and all but imagine gettin piss…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2011 on Beer Compilation 1 0
#635 - superfluous (11/23/2011) [-]
If I want to get drunk, I opt for straight up shots of hard liquor. With beer... I usually end up too full and having to pee, before I get drunk.
#594 - anon (11/23/2011) [-]
lol seriously, it takes me at least 30 beers in a couple hours to get sloshed
#580 - thekaizer (11/23/2011) [-]
cheap night out
#128 - **cammyT rolled a random image** what i taught my dog  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2011 on Learning how to catch +15
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#130 - juggalobryce (11/20/2011) [-]
Yep, sounds about right.
#122 - Comment deleted 11/20/2011 on Perfume Department and... -3
#112 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2011 on SNAKE? +6
User avatar #119 - ishouldplayzelda (11/20/2011) [-]
#358 - what are the ****** chances 11/20/2011 on Can't describe +17


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