1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

Yes, but there is a popular urban legend that he was frozen in an attempt to save him for a resurrection (or treatment, depends on the legend you hear) to be performed in the future.

"urban legend". i dont think i need to say anymore.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

1-Okay?
2-That's why I listed him as a fictional character and never specified him as a main character. This debunks the rest of your comment, so I'll just say work on your interpretation skills.
3-(Fuck this is fun) I have not once lied, nor do I prefer penile shafts to vaginal canals. Intelligent conversations are quite possible to maintain while still being hostile, provided both parties possess a shred of wit. In fact, it is one of my favorite hobbies.
4- Yes he is. Now bite the bullet.

1-seventeen

2- In context to the rest of out conversation, which YOU might need to sharpen your interpretation skills on, all examples have been from real life books. You can use god for any example. ANY. Example. Now write another response to number two!

3- Sodomy as in your copulate with animals.

4- There are too many replys to this, whatever you may think of us "retarded stoners", ive got better things to do than slam my head into my keyboard all night. GOOD NIGHT, SER.

1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

Thank you, I enjoyed writing that. As for the simile I used earlier it was more to establish an easy to understand counterpoint than to hold any semblance of accuracy. If you desire I shall craft a more suitable comparison to suit your tastes. How's this: "chiller than Walt Disney's corpse"?

Walt disney was a powerful and very rich man, he could have had any funeral arrangements he desired, heated coffin, sleeping bag, the boiling blood of cthulu. Also he was cremated so the last remnants of his corpse were pretty fucking warm.

Yes, but there is a popular urban legend that he was frozen in an attempt to save him for a resurrection (or treatment, depends on the legend you hear) to be performed in the future.

"urban legend". i dont think i need to say anymore.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

I duno, i feel fine, but like the hulk my seething rage knows no bounds!

That wasn't even spelled correctly.

Because I am attempting to have an intelligent conversation with someone and hope they prove they are more than just another retarded stoner. And if we're citing fictional characters as our personal acquaintances to answer each other's questions, then I'm gonna go with god. He made the universe from nothing, I think he can make a 'cool 3D moving object out of smoke'.

1- False. Bears are best.

2- God isn't real, and is not the main protagonist in any novels, your weak counter point leads me to believe it is YOU who may not only be "another retarded stoner", but a cantankerous stereotyping asshat! Do not bring religion into this. Do not.

3- You are a liar... and a vagabond who enjoys sodomy. Harumph. Intelligent conversation you say, but you and your snide comments have started this arguement and theres no turning back now!

4- God dammit man Gandalf is a fictional character! Stop feeding me ammo!

1-Okay?
2-That's why I listed him as a fictional character and never specified him as a main character. This debunks the rest of your comment, so I'll just say work on your interpretation skills.
3-(Fuck this is fun) I have not once lied, nor do I prefer penile shafts to vaginal canals. Intelligent conversations are quite possible to maintain while still being hostile, provided both parties possess a shred of wit. In fact, it is one of my favorite hobbies.
4- Yes he is. Now bite the bullet.

1-seventeen

2- In context to the rest of out conversation, which YOU might need to sharpen your interpretation skills on, all examples have been from real life books. You can use god for any example. ANY. Example. Now write another response to number two!

3- Sodomy as in your copulate with animals.

4- There are too many replys to this, whatever you may think of us "retarded stoners", ive got better things to do than slam my head into my keyboard all night. GOOD NIGHT, SER.

1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

I see, and tell me good sir how you came to acquire this knowledge of the nature of northern natives nads?

mmm dat alliteration. well sonny let me tell you about this magical place called yellowknife! Far to the north where the spit freezes in the air, and your eyeballs frost if you dont blink fast enough, you will find these brave men. And you will find they are just like you and me, and dont all think seal eyeballs "taste like icecream". They dont want a cold penis anymore than you or I my friend.

Thank you, I enjoyed writing that. As for the simile I used earlier it was more to establish an easy to understand counterpoint than to hold any semblance of accuracy. If you desire I shall craft a more suitable comparison to suit your tastes. How's this: "chiller than Walt Disney's corpse"?

Walt disney was a powerful and very rich man, he could have had any funeral arrangements he desired, heated coffin, sleeping bag, the boiling blood of cthulu. Also he was cremated so the last remnants of his corpse were pretty fucking warm.

Yes, but there is a popular urban legend that he was frozen in an attempt to save him for a resurrection (or treatment, depends on the legend you hear) to be performed in the future.

"urban legend". i dont think i need to say anymore.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

I concede the point on the 'pipeweed', for as I mentioned before I wasn't sure. Second, how many people do you know that have decapitated a goblin? Third, I'd prefer you keep your sarcastic misuse of grammar to yourself.

y dun u leik me tlak dis wai? pinaplepepul pls! pinaplepepul! stahp!! Ive read my fair share of books involving the decapitation of goblins... Rook Barkwater from the edge chronicles for one. And i completely meant it to be taken as weed, because tis what it be! "your love of the halflings weed has slowed your mind gandalf!" - Saruman. How many people do YOU know that can make cool 3D moving object out of smoke? (any kind)

I duno, i feel fine, but like the hulk my seething rage knows no bounds!

That wasn't even spelled correctly.

Because I am attempting to have an intelligent conversation with someone and hope they prove they are more than just another retarded stoner. And if we're citing fictional characters as our personal acquaintances to answer each other's questions, then I'm gonna go with god. He made the universe from nothing, I think he can make a 'cool 3D moving object out of smoke'.

1- False. Bears are best.

2- God isn't real, and is not the main protagonist in any novels, your weak counter point leads me to believe it is YOU who may not only be "another retarded stoner", but a cantankerous stereotyping asshat! Do not bring religion into this. Do not.

3- You are a liar... and a vagabond who enjoys sodomy. Harumph. Intelligent conversation you say, but you and your snide comments have started this arguement and theres no turning back now!

4- God dammit man Gandalf is a fictional character! Stop feeding me ammo!

1-Okay?
2-That's why I listed him as a fictional character and never specified him as a main character. This debunks the rest of your comment, so I'll just say work on your interpretation skills.
3-(Fuck this is fun) I have not once lied, nor do I prefer penile shafts to vaginal canals. Intelligent conversations are quite possible to maintain while still being hostile, provided both parties possess a shred of wit. In fact, it is one of my favorite hobbies.
4- Yes he is. Now bite the bullet.

1-seventeen

2- In context to the rest of out conversation, which YOU might need to sharpen your interpretation skills on, all examples have been from real life books. You can use god for any example. ANY. Example. Now write another response to number two!

3- Sodomy as in your copulate with animals.

4- There are too many replys to this, whatever you may think of us "retarded stoners", ive got better things to do than slam my head into my keyboard all night. GOOD NIGHT, SER.

1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

Yes it is a gif. And both your alternative titles for the grey wizard were marijuana related. You literally could have used anything he ever did, but you chose marijuana, which (though I may very well be wrong) was never specified as the plant in the pipe.

....They use pipeweed which is tobacco. A legal drug.

I am not well versed in the many varieties or flammable, recreational plants, as I have no interest in using them.

Tolkien specifically stated later on that the material being smoked was tobacco, NOT marijuana. I love how stoners make a big deal out of it, as if 'weed' automatically means 'pot'.

Because Tolkien knows how much the public enjoys their wacky tobacky! Hey, you may be right. I may be right. We may both be wrong and its magical pixie dust. Who said anything about it being pot? Your the first person bringing that up ser. All context to weed was in reference to LOTR, and whatever the substance may be! While everyones combined efforts are indeed turning this into a "big deal", I just enjoyed the connections you could make between the ravenous always hungry hobbits, their love of weed & other quirky jests in the movies. Har!

He chopped off some goblins head.

omg su moch betur.

they call it pipeweed in the movie, refer to The fellowship extended edition scene 5. and LORD HELP ME IF IM WRONG BUT PERHAPS THEY USE THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM!

I concede the point on the 'pipeweed', for as I mentioned before I wasn't sure. Second, how many people do you know that have decapitated a goblin? Third, I'd prefer you keep your sarcastic misuse of grammar to yourself.

y dun u leik me tlak dis wai? pinaplepepul pls! pinaplepepul! stahp!! Ive read my fair share of books involving the decapitation of goblins... Rook Barkwater from the edge chronicles for one. And i completely meant it to be taken as weed, because tis what it be! "your love of the halflings weed has slowed your mind gandalf!" - Saruman. How many people do YOU know that can make cool 3D moving object out of smoke? (any kind)

I duno, i feel fine, but like the hulk my seething rage knows no bounds!

That wasn't even spelled correctly.

Because I am attempting to have an intelligent conversation with someone and hope they prove they are more than just another retarded stoner. And if we're citing fictional characters as our personal acquaintances to answer each other's questions, then I'm gonna go with god. He made the universe from nothing, I think he can make a 'cool 3D moving object out of smoke'.

1- False. Bears are best.

2- God isn't real, and is not the main protagonist in any novels, your weak counter point leads me to believe it is YOU who may not only be "another retarded stoner", but a cantankerous stereotyping asshat! Do not bring religion into this. Do not.

3- You are a liar... and a vagabond who enjoys sodomy. Harumph. Intelligent conversation you say, but you and your snide comments have started this arguement and theres no turning back now!

4- God dammit man Gandalf is a fictional character! Stop feeding me ammo!

1-Okay?
2-That's why I listed him as a fictional character and never specified him as a main character. This debunks the rest of your comment, so I'll just say work on your interpretation skills.
3-(Fuck this is fun) I have not once lied, nor do I prefer penile shafts to vaginal canals. Intelligent conversations are quite possible to maintain while still being hostile, provided both parties possess a shred of wit. In fact, it is one of my favorite hobbies.
4- Yes he is. Now bite the bullet.

1-seventeen

2- In context to the rest of out conversation, which YOU might need to sharpen your interpretation skills on, all examples have been from real life books. You can use god for any example. ANY. Example. Now write another response to number two!

3- Sodomy as in your copulate with animals.

4- There are too many replys to this, whatever you may think of us "retarded stoners", ive got better things to do than slam my head into my keyboard all night. GOOD NIGHT, SER.

1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

chill out slut

it's just a joke.

At this point, becoming more chill is a physical impossibility. I am currently as chill as an eskimo's nutsack.

Which is a body part they like to keep nice and toasty thank you very much. what, do they run around the great north with their willies hanging out? your groin is also one of the warmest/biggest heat producing area on your body.

I see, and tell me good sir how you came to acquire this knowledge of the nature of northern natives nads?

mmm dat alliteration. well sonny let me tell you about this magical place called yellowknife! Far to the north where the spit freezes in the air, and your eyeballs frost if you dont blink fast enough, you will find these brave men. And you will find they are just like you and me, and dont all think seal eyeballs "taste like icecream". They dont want a cold penis anymore than you or I my friend.

Thank you, I enjoyed writing that. As for the simile I used earlier it was more to establish an easy to understand counterpoint than to hold any semblance of accuracy. If you desire I shall craft a more suitable comparison to suit your tastes. How's this: "chiller than Walt Disney's corpse"?

Walt disney was a powerful and very rich man, he could have had any funeral arrangements he desired, heated coffin, sleeping bag, the boiling blood of cthulu. Also he was cremated so the last remnants of his corpse were pretty fucking warm.

Yes, but there is a popular urban legend that he was frozen in an attempt to save him for a resurrection (or treatment, depends on the legend you hear) to be performed in the future.

"urban legend". i dont think i need to say anymore.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

This is the most retarded arguement on funnyjunk I have seen

Your on the internet, what do you expect? I could find even more mentally challenged arguments if you fancy. not hard really, you have to wade through a dozen to reach the real comment section gold.

Really? Of all the badassery Gandalf and furthermore Ian McKellen is composed of, you chose to idolize his ability to inhale a burning plant? Really?

Have you seen those smoke rings?

ITS A GIF YOU TWAT! thats not idolization, its a fucking ship going through a hoop. And no im not going to remind you of all the much more badass shit he did, i know, you know, and so does everyone else

Yes it is a gif. And both your alternative titles for the grey wizard were marijuana related. You literally could have used anything he ever did, but you chose marijuana, which (though I may very well be wrong) was never specified as the plant in the pipe.

....They use pipeweed which is tobacco. A legal drug.

I am not well versed in the many varieties or flammable, recreational plants, as I have no interest in using them.

Tolkien specifically stated later on that the material being smoked was tobacco, NOT marijuana. I love how stoners make a big deal out of it, as if 'weed' automatically means 'pot'.

Because Tolkien knows how much the public enjoys their wacky tobacky! Hey, you may be right. I may be right. We may both be wrong and its magical pixie dust. Who said anything about it being pot? Your the first person bringing that up ser. All context to weed was in reference to LOTR, and whatever the substance may be! While everyones combined efforts are indeed turning this into a "big deal", I just enjoyed the connections you could make between the ravenous always hungry hobbits, their love of weed & other quirky jests in the movies. Har!

He chopped off some goblins head.

omg su moch betur.

they call it pipeweed in the movie, refer to The fellowship extended edition scene 5. and LORD HELP ME IF IM WRONG BUT PERHAPS THEY USE THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM!

I concede the point on the 'pipeweed', for as I mentioned before I wasn't sure. Second, how many people do you know that have decapitated a goblin? Third, I'd prefer you keep your sarcastic misuse of grammar to yourself.

y dun u leik me tlak dis wai? pinaplepepul pls! pinaplepepul! stahp!! Ive read my fair share of books involving the decapitation of goblins... Rook Barkwater from the edge chronicles for one. And i completely meant it to be taken as weed, because tis what it be! "your love of the halflings weed has slowed your mind gandalf!" - Saruman. How many people do YOU know that can make cool 3D moving object out of smoke? (any kind)

I duno, i feel fine, but like the hulk my seething rage knows no bounds!

That wasn't even spelled correctly.

Because I am attempting to have an intelligent conversation with someone and hope they prove they are more than just another retarded stoner. And if we're citing fictional characters as our personal acquaintances to answer each other's questions, then I'm gonna go with god. He made the universe from nothing, I think he can make a 'cool 3D moving object out of smoke'.

1- False. Bears are best.

2- God isn't real, and is not the main protagonist in any novels, your weak counter point leads me to believe it is YOU who may not only be "another retarded stoner", but a cantankerous stereotyping asshat! Do not bring religion into this. Do not.

3- You are a liar... and a vagabond who enjoys sodomy. Harumph. Intelligent conversation you say, but you and your snide comments have started this arguement and theres no turning back now!

4- God dammit man Gandalf is a fictional character! Stop feeding me ammo!

1-Okay?
2-That's why I listed him as a fictional character and never specified him as a main character. This debunks the rest of your comment, so I'll just say work on your interpretation skills.
3-(Fuck this is fun) I have not once lied, nor do I prefer penile shafts to vaginal canals. Intelligent conversations are quite possible to maintain while still being hostile, provided both parties possess a shred of wit. In fact, it is one of my favorite hobbies.
4- Yes he is. Now bite the bullet.

1-seventeen

2- In context to the rest of out conversation, which YOU might need to sharpen your interpretation skills on, all examples have been from real life books. You can use god for any example. ANY. Example. Now write another response to number two!

3- Sodomy as in your copulate with animals.

4- There are too many replys to this, whatever you may think of us "retarded stoners", ive got better things to do than slam my head into my keyboard all night. GOOD NIGHT, SER.

1- Tralse
2- Are you implying the edge chronicles are based in real events? Or that the bible isn't a 'real life book?' Just wondering what you're saying before I tell you how wrong you are.
3- That's true. But I'm very picky. I only accept Homo Sapiens. (and a few close cousins)
4- I was merely making a play on words. I happen to like stoners a lot actually. My best friend is quite the, um, token pothead? I just don't like when people bring their inhaling/ exhaling habits into every facet of their lives. I suggest using your fingers next time. Good night Cameron.

chill out slut

it's just a joke.

At this point, becoming more chill is a physical impossibility. I am currently as chill as an eskimo's nutsack.

Which is a body part they like to keep nice and toasty thank you very much. what, do they run around the great north with their willies hanging out? your groin is also one of the warmest/biggest heat producing area on your body.

I see, and tell me good sir how you came to acquire this knowledge of the nature of northern natives nads?

mmm dat alliteration. well sonny let me tell you about this magical place called yellowknife! Far to the north where the spit freezes in the air, and your eyeballs frost if you dont blink fast enough, you will find these brave men. And you will find they are just like you and me, and dont all think seal eyeballs "taste like icecream". They dont want a cold penis anymore than you or I my friend.

Thank you, I enjoyed writing that. As for the simile I used earlier it was more to establish an easy to understand counterpoint than to hold any semblance of accuracy. If you desire I shall craft a more suitable comparison to suit your tastes. How's this: "chiller than Walt Disney's corpse"?

Walt disney was a powerful and very rich man, he could have had any funeral arrangements he desired, heated coffin, sleeping bag, the boiling blood of cthulu. Also he was cremated so the last remnants of his corpse were pretty fucking warm.

Yes, but there is a popular urban legend that he was frozen in an attempt to save him for a resurrection (or treatment, depends on the legend you hear) to be performed in the future.

"urban legend". i dont think i need to say anymore.

A comparison can play off of something that isn't necessarily true. If it couldn't poetry would be much duller.

I remember when I left the military and finally got back home. I did most of the crying. Not seeing my family for 10 years really had an impact.

true that bro

For real, she could give a fuck less if that was Adolf Hitler bringing them.

ya it glitched out, i dont know why. My screen spazed out and exited the browser.

Never have I been so happy to scroll through your comments. This was great

Jesus fucking christ, this made me burst into tears of laughter