You know you want them.

Pawn Stars is actually filled with knowledge!

i dont give a flying chinese fuck about how much george washingtons underpants will sell for :D

You know you want them.

It may have been a day time rain storm where the owners were not home and came home to find a poor wet dog.

Also it could have been a summer storm and the dog may not have minded.

it also could have been recently tranquilized and laid in the position, then sprayed over with a hose to imitate rain. There are all sorts of possibilities! I just fear the worst.

i sware on me mum ile nok ur teeth in
do u evn lft fgt?
i lift 50 ponds
ile lift u tell ur ded

What the fhtagn did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my sect in Innsmouth, and I've been involved in numerous secret rites of R'lyeh, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in ritual sacrifice and I'm the the most prodigious student of our orginization. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will horrify you the fuck out with terrors the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Lovecraftian overlords across R'lyeh and your lifeforce is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the Necronomicon. Not only am I extensively trained in dark magic, but I have access to the entire power of the Almighty Evil Cthulhu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit terror all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sacrificed, kiddo.

and then? please devine of skyrim, what do i do then?

Giant toes and wheat makes a very powerful but semi common potion that gives you a rather large amount of alchemy exp first find all the giant camps in skyrim and a few farms for the wheat. Whiterun and Eastmarch have the most farms and they give ya the most wheat. Get the best forfity alchemy enchant on your head/hands/ring/neck. Drink fortify enchanting before you do, and use all stronger enchanting potions you make to increase alchemy fortifying % further. Keep doing this fill your brain fills with rot and your eyes turn into jelly!

how did you get your alchemy 100? that takes like forever

Giants Toes mate.

and then? please devine of skyrim, what do i do then?

Giant toes and wheat makes a very powerful but semi common potion that gives you a rather large amount of alchemy exp first find all the giant camps in skyrim and a few farms for the wheat. Whiterun and Eastmarch have the most farms and they give ya the most wheat. Get the best forfity alchemy enchant on your head/hands/ring/neck. Drink fortify enchanting before you do, and use all stronger enchanting potions you make to increase alchemy fortifying % further. Keep doing this fill your brain fills with rot and your eyes turn into jelly!

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op delivers!

I SHALL DELIVER... BUT NOT TODAY!

you win the internets if you know this guy