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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
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#44 - its because he lifts 1 hour ago on A cut with a high note 0
#60 - well **** 1 hour ago on to all the short people out... 0
#70 - assumptions? your 100 % right 4 hours ago on Smooth as fuck +4
#8 - thank god i still have this.  [+] (14 new replies) 10 hours ago on Supersonic volcanic eruption +101
#23 - fefe (3 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, I had been looking for this. Saved.
User avatar #11 - jokerjack (7 hours ago) [-]
How far away are they? Damn

Also, the "careful, the shock's coming" was pretty funny

How often does this happen that he knew it that calmly?
User avatar #27 - krabface (3 hours ago) [-]
Because that's how sound works..
I don't understand what you're asking
User avatar #17 - killerzerg (6 hours ago) [-]
They are about 2.5 miles away i believe
#12 - jonball (6 hours ago) [-]
You know, basic knowledge?

You learn shit like this on school fyi.
#20 - dubstroyer (4 hours ago) [-]
I think it would take some experience to know when something like that would happen despite knowing when/how it occurs and recognize it.
User avatar #34 - alleksi (2 hours ago) [-]
Jonball's right. It's pretty fucking intuitive to guess when the shockwave is coming. You can physically see how fast it's going thanks to it directly affecting its surroundings.

Shockwave is moving this fast. We are standing this far away from it. It will take about this long for it to hit us. It's simple intuition that anyone can do when they see large explosions like that.
#29 - jonball (2 hours ago) [-]
i could nearly pinpoint when the shock wave was about to hit just by watching the video.
Honestly, it's not hard at all.
#40 - fennis (1 hour ago) [-]
"Honestly, it's not hard at all."

Neger. I've have heard some stupid shit on fj...
#44 - ocdrawer (15 minutes ago) [-]
Being able to anticipate a shock wave traveling over a distance when you can visibly see it traveling is hard? I mean you're not gonna be guaranteed that you'll pinpoint the exact moment without being able to see it travel over land but fuck me, mate, it's not hard when you can literally see the shock wave travelling to anticipate it coming.

I think even without the assistance of being able to see it anyone with basic knowledge would be able to brace themselves with the understanding that the force/sound will hit them within a few seconds at a distance, it really isn't that fucking hard when you're not a bumbling fucking idiot.

I'm not calling you can idiot mate but saying that's dumb shit is completely fucking stupid in itself, even if we were to talk about instinctual reaction you'd be apprehensive after seeing an explosion and most likely tense up and brace yourself out of reaction alone, you may not grab onto something but you'd certainly tense up and acknowledge the fucking explosion you've just witnessed.
#41 - jonball (1 hour ago) [-]
kæm i hælvete kalle du neger din jævel?
Må æ ta å rævpule nåkka vet oppi skåltn på dæ?
#42 - fennis (1 hour ago) [-]
#30 - dubstroyer (2 hours ago) [-]
>"honestly, it's not hard at all"

What kind of fucking digression was that? What would happen if everyone randomly started talking about their erections? Get your shit straight man...
#35 - jonball (2 hours ago) [-]
you obviously haven't been on /b/ or the NSFW section.
#22 - i never/ almost never cry during shows and anime. the only… 10 hours ago on koreans watching angel beats +3
#9 - damn thats smoother than the skin of a baby.  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Smooth as fuck +247
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User avatar #34 - hackhazardly (6 hours ago) [-]
And just what would you know about smooth?jk, I won't make assumptions about your sex life.
#70 - calvintroll (4 hours ago) [-]
your 100 % right
#45 - fefe (6 hours ago) [-]
#22 - you think your accent is bad? have you ever heard dutch pe… 10 hours ago on As a traveler, this is 100%... 0
#50 - **** i can see myself in her 11 hours ago on Uhh 0
#21 - awww yeahhhg 12 hours ago on stuff me full +15
#227 - im starting to get into anime a lot but those vids man. like 04/23/2015 on Cringe #35 - Weeaboo +2
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