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Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/24/2014
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#9 - When your zipper gets caught on your DICK  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Everyday problems 0
User avatar #20 - bitchitroll (10/24/2013) [-]
oh god i remember when that happened for the first time. only time i have ever had to deal with a bleeding cock
User avatar #14 - ragingspacepanda (10/24/2013) [-]
hmm... sounds like a serious problem... have you tried wearing underwear?
#15 - callofvikings (10/24/2013) [-]
What do you think I am?

Straight?
User avatar #52 - ghostytrickster (10/25/2013) [-]
I mean this in the most inoffensve way, but is it popular with gay guys not to wear underwear? My friend doesn't, and neither does his boyfriend half the time. .-.
User avatar #16 - ragingspacepanda (10/24/2013) [-]
ah... valid argument... I see your point!! Carry on with your odd habits and curious rituals
#12 - Then they opened the door, Got on the floor, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on required +5
User avatar #17 - Blarge (10/24/2013) [-]
those subs have diving ports that fill with water, then they close the outer door, pump out the water and open the inner door
#6 - try some fireball whisky then 10/21/2013 on Trying Wiskey 0
#34 - Except you know, someone out there who genuinely believes that… 10/12/2013 on YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS! +1
#459 - I worked at Wal Mart over the summer and did Cart Pushing, … 09/29/2013 on Salute to Customer Service +1
#8 - Picture 09/19/2013 on I don't even know how I... +1
#18 - callofvikings has deleted their comment Hah… 09/19/2013 on Prediction failure -3
#7 - What is my life?! 09/19/2013 on just got the latest ios 7 -2
#2 - Playing age of empires 2 ****** enemies built… 09/19/2013 on A simple peasant's life 0
#5 - Wow I like how this is a "Fun" Fact 09/19/2013 on So soft +4
#12 - Friend and I just got the blue eyes structure and its pretty e… 09/19/2013 on Clarence +1
#6 - Picture 09/14/2013 on I have no idea what im doin +2
#22 - **** you it's not a real snake, In fact I have th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Phytons are cute +6
User avatar #277 - deathstare (08/29/2013) [-]
furthermost bottom pic looks like snivy
#17 - Obtain this cheerful ************ Wear him as…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Phytons are cute +60
#21 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
I think ??? is "Realise it isn't a real snake".
#22 - callofvikings (08/29/2013) [-]
Fuck you it's not a real snake, In fact I have the link to prove it's real
AND I WOULD WEAR THAT SNAKE AS A BELT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahaetulla_nasuta
User avatar #277 - deathstare (08/29/2013) [-]
furthermost bottom pic looks like snivy
#52 - I have a fetish of someone giving me a handjob with their feet  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Nah, can't be. 0
User avatar #60 - jeffthellamaking (02/13/2013) [-]
Would the "someone" you mentioned happen to be some form of primate?
Because that iss the only way the act you have described could even remotely be anatomically possible.
#56 - pjnona (02/13/2013) [-]
**pjnona rolled a random image posted in comment #419305 at Friendly ** The girl can do that, its not wierd. Just pleasure-us
User avatar #53 - myrtille (02/13/2013) [-]
You mean a footjob?
#12 - You know, he can't ever use a straw again. 02/10/2013 on That half smile +4
#150 - I would show this to both of them. 01/26/2013 on Thump up if you support hot... 0
#95 - your name holds up to its reputation. 01/20/2013 on statistically.. +3
#2 - MFW "Keep your stupid comments in your pocket" … 01/13/2013 on Can you photoshop a jungle... +12
#26 - my irrational fear is getting turned into stone, seriously. … 12/28/2012 on My irrational childhood fear +1
#23 - Level him up to level 8, Negates spells dude. 12/27/2012 on Sounds Familiar? ~NOT 0
#32 - I ******* hate that fish, I forgot where (Gotta g… 12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter +1
#130 - No but that sounds awesome! 12/19/2012 on The Most Dangerous Gamer 0
#105 - OK this shall be a simple question here. Does anyone …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on The Most Dangerous Gamer 0
#125 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
That game is the shiz. Have you seen the Star Trek version?
#130 - callofvikings (12/19/2012) [-]
No but that sounds awesome!
#43 - My personal favorite is castle in the sky.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2012 on When I Watch Spirited Away 0
User avatar #60 - blarghagh (12/18/2012) [-]
which one was the one with the racoons?
User avatar #73 - infamoustrapper (12/18/2012) [-]
pom poko. but im not sure if that was a studio ghibli movie. i think it may have just had similiar animation
User avatar #80 - blarghagh (12/18/2012) [-]
no that was studio ghibli. thanks anyways

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User avatar #8 - jabsgreywarden (03/12/2013) [-]
Hello callofvikings! Just wanted to say hello and to tell you that I apologize for not saying much to you. Just wanted to see how you were doing.
#9 to #8 - callofvikings (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm doing good.
#7 - callofvikings (08/09/2012) [-]
Happy Account Birthday
#4 - delitedperv (08/06/2012) [-]
happy early anniversary
#5 to #4 - callofvikings (08/06/2012) [-]
I did not even realize this, but wow Whoever you are, Whatever caused you to notice this on my page, I thank you.
I did not even realize this, but wow Whoever you are, Whatever caused you to notice this on my page, I thank you.
#3 - holdonwaitwut (05/30/2012) [-]
Tisroc here.
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#2 to #1 - callofvikings (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait i am so confused by your statement but whoever you are, i wanted to let you know that you're a funny person, and you deserve to be on this site. i thought i would let you know that.
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