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#29 - I like your thinking 01/12/2014 on you did it wrong +1
#84 - "Alright, My time to shine..." … 01/12/2014 on 420 +5
#53 - Former Wally World Cart Pushing Associate reporting in (Had to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on My first OC +17
User avatar #61 - nemesisapoc (01/10/2014) [-]
The second one is one of the coolest boss stories I've heard in a while. Good coworkers and management can make a crappy job a bearable one instead.
#30 - Needle worm is part of an obscure One Turn Kill in yugioh  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2014 on It's the little things... 0
#35 - thebaseballexpert (01/08/2014) [-]
explain?
User avatar #36 - ratytang (01/08/2014) [-]
And because what he said made no sense to the post what so ever, vegeta is running because he hates needles
User avatar #38 - thebaseballexpert (01/08/2014) [-]
1- Vegeta is afraid of worms, Goku is afraid of needles

2- i want im to explain the one turn kill in yugioh involving nedleworm
#40 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
Did some very quick google searching. Basically, you just need a trap card called "all-out attack", morphing jar #2, and needleworm. You get needleworm on the field, all out attacks in your traps, and flip morphing jar. You want your deck to be thin at this point, where the morphing jar #2 and needleworm are the only monsters. Morphing jar's flip effect forces both you and your opponent to shuffle in all monsters on the field, and then draw however many cards it takes to find the same number of monsters. 4 star and below are special summoned, the rest go in the graveyard. All-out-attack then forces you to flip over any special summons immediately, triggering the effect again. in the mean time, needleworm's flip effect forces your opponent to draw and discard the top 5 cards from their deck. An infinite loop is created, and eventually, your opponent runs out of cards to draw.
User avatar #43 - tormain (01/08/2014) [-]
That's a dick move to play
User avatar #39 - deadnannersreturns (01/08/2014) [-]
i couldnt find specifics of it but it's kinda like the king mukla banana strategy in hearthstone in that you use in this case the needleworm and other cards to deplete your opponents library or deck or whatever its called thus losing them the duel because they have no cards left
#35 - Ice Beast Zerofyne is ridiculous (Wrecks my Madolches hardcore…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on It's not easy 0
User avatar #36 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool, I think I have that card somewhere. It will be extremely helpful for my deck too. I think with card trader though, it has to do with luck as well. I was in a tournament a while ago against someone who does them a lot (basically travels around Queensland to battle and enters the ones with high prize money) We were both running fairies though he had a better structured deck than me at the time. We were told to finish it in 5 minutes because it was taking ages, and his last move swarmed the field, leaving me with just 1 monster. I drew a marshmalon, which I knew he would just destroy, so I tried a redraw with card trader, and got the Saturn agent card out. Luckily for me I had twice his lifepoints and won it.

I've since stopped with tournaments though, the smell there for a bit... bad
#32 - Yeah those were the days. I got back into the game last septem… 01/07/2014 on It's not easy 0
#31 - I've got Harpies, Madolches, Fairies, and relinquished built b…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on It's not easy 0
User avatar #44 - zetsumeitaka (01/07/2014) [-]
meanwhile the only fairies I run is a Dark Valhalla. it serves me well, as most people don't expect it.
User avatar #33 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
with your fairies, I know a lot of people call it a dead draw, but get a card trader in it. In your standby phase, you can shuffle 1 card from your hand into your deck, and then draw another one. It does help to get some better cards in your hand.

As for my harpies, I just need some Harpie Dancers to make it complete. I use chancellor to get an extra one of the field, and if its Dancer, I can then get another one out as well (judging I have harpies in my hand) Scrapiron scarecrow and dark bribe help stop attacks and traps to ensure I keep my dragon, and I have another card that I cant for the life of me remember its name (you may know it) but it negates your opponents cards effects, and then gains attack for each card on the field or something. When those two are out on the field, its pretty much a free win.
#35 - callofvikings (01/07/2014) [-]
Ice Beast Zerofyne is ridiculous (Wrecks my Madolches hardcore) but it's very useful as a card. Try running Magical hats in harpies, it's amazing. Card Trader isn't as useful as you think. I actually tried lighten the load but it is just way too slow.
User avatar #36 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool, I think I have that card somewhere. It will be extremely helpful for my deck too. I think with card trader though, it has to do with luck as well. I was in a tournament a while ago against someone who does them a lot (basically travels around Queensland to battle and enters the ones with high prize money) We were both running fairies though he had a better structured deck than me at the time. We were told to finish it in 5 minutes because it was taking ages, and his last move swarmed the field, leaving me with just 1 monster. I drew a marshmalon, which I knew he would just destroy, so I tried a redraw with card trader, and got the Saturn agent card out. Luckily for me I had twice his lifepoints and won it.

I've since stopped with tournaments though, the smell there for a bit... bad
#27 - This is the Anime style card. Overpowered as balls. It gives t…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2014 on It's not easy 0
User avatar #30 - EnergizierAnon (01/07/2014) [-]
eh, i don't keep up with the cards. seem's the game keeps getting more rediculous. i like it when it was still in the yugi moto / seto kiaba era of cards.
#32 - callofvikings (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah those were the days. I got back into the game last september and am pretty decent (I have an invite to nationals for a childrens card game) But nowadays its just "Search, Search, Special summon, Search. Ok you can cut or tap my deck. Oh shit I wasn't done searching!." yeah kinda like that.
User avatar #28 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
I have 2 decks I use now, my fairies, and my harpies. My fairy deck has agents in it, and is made up to use quite a few strategies in it, so it always keeps my opponent guessing. My Harpies are used to get out the phantasmal dragon, which is pretty OP in its own way too.
#31 - callofvikings (01/07/2014) [-]
I've got Harpies, Madolches, Fairies, and relinquished built bro! Phantasmal is good late game once you get mirror force and dark hole out of the way. I main Madolches but my fairies are based on getting herald of perfection out with tethys as a draw engine.
User avatar #44 - zetsumeitaka (01/07/2014) [-]
meanwhile the only fairies I run is a Dark Valhalla. it serves me well, as most people don't expect it.
User avatar #33 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
with your fairies, I know a lot of people call it a dead draw, but get a card trader in it. In your standby phase, you can shuffle 1 card from your hand into your deck, and then draw another one. It does help to get some better cards in your hand.

As for my harpies, I just need some Harpie Dancers to make it complete. I use chancellor to get an extra one of the field, and if its Dancer, I can then get another one out as well (judging I have harpies in my hand) Scrapiron scarecrow and dark bribe help stop attacks and traps to ensure I keep my dragon, and I have another card that I cant for the life of me remember its name (you may know it) but it negates your opponents cards effects, and then gains attack for each card on the field or something. When those two are out on the field, its pretty much a free win.
#35 - callofvikings (01/07/2014) [-]
Ice Beast Zerofyne is ridiculous (Wrecks my Madolches hardcore) but it's very useful as a card. Try running Magical hats in harpies, it's amazing. Card Trader isn't as useful as you think. I actually tried lighten the load but it is just way too slow.
User avatar #36 - VincentKing (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool, I think I have that card somewhere. It will be extremely helpful for my deck too. I think with card trader though, it has to do with luck as well. I was in a tournament a while ago against someone who does them a lot (basically travels around Queensland to battle and enters the ones with high prize money) We were both running fairies though he had a better structured deck than me at the time. We were told to finish it in 5 minutes because it was taking ages, and his last move swarmed the field, leaving me with just 1 monster. I drew a marshmalon, which I knew he would just destroy, so I tried a redraw with card trader, and got the Saturn agent card out. Luckily for me I had twice his lifepoints and won it.

I've since stopped with tournaments though, the smell there for a bit... bad
#26 - Later on they get together on route 34  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Madafakin' cant! +3
#37 - newsuperyoshi (01/05/2014) [-]
#5 - "Press E to medic" 01/01/2014 on Such a good game 0
#65 - You got a problem with that? 12/29/2013 on Want to prepare for a fight? +1
#586 - A friend of mine just built Geargia and its insanely fun, we o… 12/23/2013 on yu-gi-oooooooooooooo 0
#370 - Here is my build at the moment (The Rainbow Dragons … 12/23/2013 on yu-gi-oooooooooooooo +1
#323 - Also Competetive player here, 90% of our locals are college st… 12/23/2013 on yu-gi-oooooooooooooo +1
#322 - I'm Insanely Excited for Angelly, Mew and Her just make the mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on yu-gi-oooooooooooooo +1
User avatar #583 - legitimately (12/23/2013) [-]
Yaa, it's nutty. I myself play Geargia's, I can't wait for the new support to come out, MK-3 and Geargiauger are amazing!
#586 - callofvikings (12/23/2013) [-]
A friend of mine just built Geargia and its insanely fun, we often see eachother in the top 4
#321 - Madolche For Life! Excited for Angelly?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on yu-gi-oooooooooooooo +1
User avatar #368 - swarthywaffles (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh hell yes! It's gonna be pretty fun incorporating her into my deck. Gonna have to make a couple changes but otherwise it'll be a damn good time.
#370 - callofvikings (12/23/2013) [-]
i.imgur.com/VJzXro9.png

Here is my build at the moment (The Rainbow Dragons are Angelly proxies) and goddamn it works amazing! Glad to say i'll probably play it at nationals with my invite!
#6 - Baskins Robbins  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on old but gold +30
#25 - pappathethird (12/18/2013) [-]
mfw my comment gets reposted for the third time
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
It was funnier the first three times.
#26 - Inappropriate Microsoft Just inappropriate.... 12/10/2013 on A bit OTT..... +10
#13 - Definitely met one of those kinds of guys at the hookah bar th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Bro 0
User avatar #21 - slapchoppin (12/10/2013) [-]
thats a different kind of douchebag than i would expect to be at a hookah bar
#67 - You have lovely handwriting  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Pencil art'ish +1
User avatar #75 - mizzdepp (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks !
#13 - Air Traffic Controller in training, hopefully we will be on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on airplanes +1
#44 - anonymous (11/19/2013) [-]
N69FJ declaring emergency fuel
#22 - Upside/Deeply Disturbing other upside Boop 11/11/2013 on EuphoriaTube 0
#17 - "Airplane" With Leslie Neilson Go … 11/05/2013 on BOOOOOOM 0
#85 - I like the taste of Fago and know where to buy it and I get j…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Well, I like ICP 0
User avatar #139 - lacklusterpelican (11/04/2013) [-]
I feel you Shoppers?
#15 - What do you think I am? Straight?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Everyday problems 0
User avatar #52 - ghostytrickster (10/25/2013) [-]
I mean this in the most inoffensve way, but is it popular with gay guys not to wear underwear? My friend doesn't, and neither does his boyfriend half the time. .-.
User avatar #16 - ragingspacepanda (10/24/2013) [-]
ah... valid argument... I see your point!! Carry on with your odd habits and curious rituals

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User avatar #8 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Hello callofvikings! Just wanted to say hello and to tell you that I apologize for not saying much to you. Just wanted to see how you were doing.
#9 to #8 - callofvikings (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm doing good.
#7 - callofvikings (08/09/2012) [-]
Happy Account Birthday
#4 - delitedperv (08/06/2012) [-]
happy early anniversary
#5 to #4 - callofvikings (08/06/2012) [-]
I did not even realize this, but wow Whoever you are, Whatever caused you to notice this on my page, I thank you.
I did not even realize this, but wow Whoever you are, Whatever caused you to notice this on my page, I thank you.
#3 - holdonwaitwut (05/30/2012) [-]
Tisroc here.
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#2 to #1 - callofvikings (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait i am so confused by your statement but whoever you are, i wanted to let you know that you're a funny person, and you deserve to be on this site. i thought i would let you know that.
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