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Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
Last Login:12/06/2013
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#182 - Picture 06/08/2012 on Fj +5
#126 - Picture 06/08/2012 on Damn Nature you scary +9
#307 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs +13
#99 - Is she eating a potato chip?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Bloods and Crips +24
#105 - dalemc (06/08/2012) [-]
#28 - Cat texts owner asking if he is awake Because …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on texts from cat 2 +4
User avatar #29 - iamwoodman (06/04/2012) [-]
but you dont question the texting cat....
#62 - I keep trying to play Skyward Sword but it's upsetting because…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Legend of Zelda comp +1
User avatar #92 - troloool (06/04/2012) [-]
Dude, are you playing on a DS-screen?
I havn't even got a widescreen, and I belive it got some good controlls.
#85 - seamonkey (06/04/2012) [-]
Exactly! I finished it, but it sucks that you have to play a great game that relies on broken motion controls. Gamecube version of Twilight Princess ftw.
#33 - Every day at work I stare at my coworker and try to will him i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Dwight never disappoints +26
User avatar #53 - apillow (06/04/2012) [-]
hahah what episode is that?
#129 - Picture 06/04/2012 on Joke Is On Her! +1
#186 - Oh man, my dog barks at everything. Sometimes he farts himself…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Pet Logic Comp +2
#197 - mattandstuff (06/02/2012) [-]
#193 - spazzmaster has deleted their comment.
#251 - She asked him to answer with the response yes or no, but it wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on blondes +3
User avatar #254 - cullenatorguy (06/02/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD! FUCK ME! I am officially mentally retarded
User avatar #263 - rellergert (06/02/2012) [-]
perfect roll, though.
#372 - I do not really like these posts a whole lot. Don't get me wro…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Women Logic Comp +22
User avatar #475 - sacredmagic (05/31/2012) [-]
I think the problem is that attractive women KNOW they're attractive and learn to abuse it.
#423 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
The reason I dislike these comps is because I don't consider this woman logic; I consider it moronic-person-who-happens-to-be-a-woman logic.

Being an idiot has nothing to do with being a specific gender.
#415 - aquamarch (05/31/2012) [-]
You're a genius.
I think it goes the other way around too, girls fall for pretty boys that end up being asses.
But I like the whole "don't think every girl is perfect" theory, you got it spot on
<-- gif for you :P
#399 - walkingdisaster (05/31/2012) [-]
I didn't even read your comment because that picture made me laugh
User avatar #378 - nycdood (05/31/2012) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, know that I'm a guy, and I don't think this is 100% true (although I think there's a grain of truth in it). I think most girls are just like us: odd. But that's just being human, right? Anyway, I like it when girls are all effeminate like.. As in, I don't mind them being a bit naive or looking to me to solve their problems. I mean, I don't want my baby acting too much like a guy.
#94 - Dream dude: A tall male that is willing to come over at ra…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on Women logic -11
User avatar #209 - tkfourtwoone (05/30/2012) [-]
Soooo basically you're dick-hungry who obviously can't find or doesn't have the resources to go beyond the superficial and actually commit; you want fuck-friends and think you deserve them on the sole reason you have a vagina and smoke weed and "play video games"

Nope, no self-respect found here
User avatar #100 - xquadzcheckemx (05/30/2012) [-]
You sound like a stupid McDonalds employee... loljustsayin
#95 - anonymous (05/30/2012) [-]
I don't smoke weed, therefore I don't live up to your standards
#52 - Man, this happens to me all the time. I have to watch myself i… 05/29/2012 on Effects of /b/ +28
#335 - This isn't Country Kitchen Buffet!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on 10 points for style! +16
#341 - anonymous (05/29/2012) [-]
hahah.
#101 - Oh my gosh, I actually grinned and chuckled at this. Well done… 05/29/2012 on hope +14
#39 - Oh my god, THAT ****** I HATE HIM SO MUCH 05/23/2012 on The End. 0
#27 - Picture 05/20/2012 on Smile +1
#132 - And 5 girls became twenty bucks richer that day. 05/20/2012 on swag on +13
#48 - I skip and don't vote most of the time because I only think t… 05/14/2012 on What has become of you fj +1
#9 - No, you will take that exit if you damn well please.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on best way to leave a job +113
#10 - grimmwaters (05/11/2012) [-]
LEEEEROOOYYYYY!
#23 - pistro (05/11/2012) [-]
#58 - Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Fire, Water, Earth... +7
#75 - paulpogba (05/11/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here and give you a thumb.
#79 - "...and other reasons even FEWER would laugh at!" 05/11/2012 on Win? or Fail? 0
#399 - Sorry, I was just trying to contribute. I've learned my l… 05/06/2012 on And boom goes the dynamite -1
#386 - Wow, the fact that I immediately recognized the top photo as t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2012 on And boom goes the dynamite -2
#422 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, how dare you forget that being female and watching porn is strictly forbidden! You're supposed to lie about it and pretend you don't! Especially on the internet. If you must comment, you may not ever include the fact that you are a girl.
Dumb bitch.
#396 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4133 at Pokemon Thread ** implying you are a girl with some kind of interest in porn.....i smell a thumb whore.
#401 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
#399 - callitchickensalad (05/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, I was just trying to contribute.
I've learned my lesson.
#15 - HAHAHA, brilliant! It's so much better when women are honest a… 05/02/2012 on Women, Always telling us... 0
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#10 - waffies (10/03/2012) [-]
hello. is this a random friend invite or have we met?
User avatar #4 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Sorry, do I know you? I normally try to make sure I've had some conversation with the person before I add them to my friends list.
#6 to #4 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
No, just saw you were a fellow houstonfag from your comment. I replied but wasn't logged in. No worries if you don't want to!
User avatar #7 to #6 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh. Nice. Unfortunately I'm currently in Northern California for school though. But it's still fun.
#8 to #7 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
Man, I would not call that unfortunate! Not that houston isn't lovely or anything...
User avatar #9 to #8 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's unfortunate because I haven't seen my friends in family for a few weeks, and won't for several months.
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