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#192 - Hey there fellow content viewer, just giving you a heads up th… 10/05/2012 on Well Damn +3
#194 - Strange. I live in Southern Texas and I've never met anyone wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on What i made this weekend. 0
User avatar #195 - phonerstonerboner (10/03/2012) [-]
Maybe it was just your luck.
#193 - Yeah, I call mine my pipe or my piece when I don't refer to it…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on What i made this weekend. 0
User avatar #196 - ehrcaduhrca (10/03/2012) [-]
I had a beauty of a bong a few years ago, and I had my mom convinced it was a flower vase cause it was colorful and long... One day my bitch of a sister-in-law told my mom it was a bong .. Still got to keep it though. Then I broke it. :(
#172 - I keep forgetting that a lot of people call pipes "bowls.…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/03/2012 on What i made this weekend. +2
#186 - phonerstonerboner (10/03/2012) [-]
In the South (TN, AL, SC, NC, MS, LA; places in which I have smoked) we call them pieces and bowls with a southern twang
#194 - callitchickensalad (10/03/2012) [-]
Strange. I live in Southern Texas and I've never met anyone who calls them bowls. Perhaps it's just my city (Houston)
User avatar #195 - phonerstonerboner (10/03/2012) [-]
Maybe it was just your luck.
User avatar #177 - ehrcaduhrca (10/03/2012) [-]
In Cali, we just call them our "piece".
#193 - callitchickensalad (10/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I call mine my pipe or my piece when I don't refer to it by her name (Janet).
User avatar #196 - ehrcaduhrca (10/03/2012) [-]
I had a beauty of a bong a few years ago, and I had my mom convinced it was a flower vase cause it was colorful and long... One day my bitch of a sister-in-law told my mom it was a bong .. Still got to keep it though. Then I broke it. :(
User avatar #182 - gsunny (10/03/2012) [-]
same in most places
User avatar #183 - ehrcaduhrca (10/03/2012) [-]
Did not know that. Ive only ever traveled between California and Mexico. Now I live in Texas, and I don't know a lot of people. The people I know don't smoke so I don't really know what they would call their smokesis devices..
User avatar #184 - gsunny (10/03/2012) [-]
alright just saiyan
#185 - ehrcaduhrca (10/03/2012) [-]
Fair enough... Enjoy this picture. IDK how she looks like that eating them burgers but I guess that's the fun of it.
#159 - mfw my black one runs slow 10/03/2012 on right back at you! +28
#89 - It's wonderful. They just put season two up on Netflix. I … 10/02/2012 on Description +1
#15 - Picture 09/24/2012 on scoobydoo..... +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on scoobydoo..... 0
#15 - callitchickensalad (09/24/2012) [-]
#8 - Man, I would not call that unfortunate! Not that houston isn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on callitchickensalad's profile 0
User avatar #9 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's unfortunate because I haven't seen my friends in family for a few weeks, and won't for several months.
#6 - No, just saw you were a fellow houstonfag from your comment. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2012 on callitchickensalad's profile 0
User avatar #7 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh. Nice. Unfortunately I'm currently in Northern California for school though. But it's still fun.
#8 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
Man, I would not call that unfortunate! Not that houston isn't lovely or anything...
User avatar #9 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's unfortunate because I haven't seen my friends in family for a few weeks, and won't for several months.
#25 - Where's Groose's pompadour when you need it? 09/22/2012 on Zelda +2
#93 - My border collie often has the same issue. The breeder offered… 09/22/2012 on Ears +7
#122 - Must be Ron Swanson 09/17/2012 on Bacon +9
#241 - Shit, this made me laugh really hard 08/31/2012 on stuff +4
#22749 - Hey there! About 19 months ago I was diagnosed with depr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #22755 - xenxio (08/27/2012) [-]
Well lets begin with this

Happiness is defined differently to person to person

Its kind of like...the definition if the word "Important" Sure we can go and look up the definition of the word, but that definition was made by a team of writers. The point is the dictionary is not our bible of vocabulary as much as we think it is.

Now back to the word "Important" you can go around and ask anyone what makes something important. They will most likely just say examples as in "Well my family is important, my education is important" and so forth. however they never REALLY define the word important. Its weird, we know WHATS important, we just dont know HOW its important. See what i mean? Were given answers before questions

Now your probably wondering, "How does this lead back to if ill be able to be happy?" Well you have to understand that the word "Important" is a status. Just as the word happy is. Further down the line you will find out what makes you happy, but you will never truly know why is makes you happy in the first place.

Basically when it comes down to it, you wont know when you'll become happy because you only know what makes you happy, not "how to be happy" if it opens your eyes a little i read a passage from a book. the passage talked about a woman living a good life, good husband, good kids, clean house, everything was peaceful. but then she looks at it all and thinks "Is this all there is to life?"

In theory your life could be so smooth sailing that you have no flavor in your life whatsoever. You might just have an empty void that you need to fill one day. Maybe try some new experiences in life or find some new hobbies, thats all i can really say.

in the end, its you who can only answer questions about yourself, i can only help you help yourself. why not add me and tell me how and when these thoughts come to your head throughout the week? im not going anywhere anytime soon ^^
#748 - You forgot the first rule of being an actual gamer girl: D… 08/26/2012 on Hello, my friends. 0
#70 - No, you're not the only one. It's just kind of an old person thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on GAMERS, YOUR HAND 0
User avatar #167 - synystyr (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess it is... Must explain my fedora, too.
#17 - moar of this young gentleman, please 08/24/2012 on Everytime I cook. 0
#83 - Oh god, you get all of my internets 08/21/2012 on Oh Ed +6
#110 - Guys, everyone calm down. OP is just canadian. 08/19/2012 on Fuck +9
#197 - STOP! You don't want to go down there. Trust me. Stay up …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on This one is pretty self... +13
#233 - hakusprite (08/19/2012) [-]
#209 - thebilliam (08/19/2012) [-]
Here, I'll give them a distraction so they don't go down any further
#288 - I did dressage for seven years. That shit is boring to watch a… 08/15/2012 on rumors 0
#279 - In middle school, someone started a rumor that I didn't wear s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on rumors +8
#347 - tjocksnorris (08/15/2012) [-]
i never wear socks...
#286 - Wow, I laughed really hard at "my buddy's step-aunt."… 08/15/2012 on Fans +8
#522 - Why didn't we kill it before it lay eggs?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Brb killing myself +18
User avatar #535 - Cainamogel (08/15/2012) [-]
Haha..hmade me laugh. Thumb.
User avatar #525 - allcontent (08/15/2012) [-]
theres still time
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#10 - waffies (10/03/2012) [-]
hello. is this a random friend invite or have we met?
User avatar #4 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Sorry, do I know you? I normally try to make sure I've had some conversation with the person before I add them to my friends list.
#6 to #4 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
No, just saw you were a fellow houstonfag from your comment. I replied but wasn't logged in. No worries if you don't want to!
User avatar #7 to #6 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh. Nice. Unfortunately I'm currently in Northern California for school though. But it's still fun.
#8 to #7 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
Man, I would not call that unfortunate! Not that houston isn't lovely or anything...
User avatar #9 to #8 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's unfortunate because I haven't seen my friends in family for a few weeks, and won't for several months.
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