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#241 - Shit, this made me laugh really hard 08/31/2012 on stuff +4
#22749 - Hey there! About 19 months ago I was diagnosed with depr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #22755 - xenxio (08/27/2012) [-]
Well lets begin with this

Happiness is defined differently to person to person

Its kind of like...the definition if the word "Important" Sure we can go and look up the definition of the word, but that definition was made by a team of writers. The point is the dictionary is not our bible of vocabulary as much as we think it is.

Now back to the word "Important" you can go around and ask anyone what makes something important. They will most likely just say examples as in "Well my family is important, my education is important" and so forth. however they never REALLY define the word important. Its weird, we know WHATS important, we just dont know HOW its important. See what i mean? Were given answers before questions

Now your probably wondering, "How does this lead back to if ill be able to be happy?" Well you have to understand that the word "Important" is a status. Just as the word happy is. Further down the line you will find out what makes you happy, but you will never truly know why is makes you happy in the first place.

Basically when it comes down to it, you wont know when you'll become happy because you only know what makes you happy, not "how to be happy" if it opens your eyes a little i read a passage from a book. the passage talked about a woman living a good life, good husband, good kids, clean house, everything was peaceful. but then she looks at it all and thinks "Is this all there is to life?"

In theory your life could be so smooth sailing that you have no flavor in your life whatsoever. You might just have an empty void that you need to fill one day. Maybe try some new experiences in life or find some new hobbies, thats all i can really say.

in the end, its you who can only answer questions about yourself, i can only help you help yourself. why not add me and tell me how and when these thoughts come to your head throughout the week? im not going anywhere anytime soon ^^
#748 - You forgot the first rule of being an actual gamer girl: D… 08/26/2012 on Hello, my friends. 0
#70 - No, you're not the only one. It's just kind of an old person thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on GAMERS, YOUR HAND 0
User avatar #167 - synystyr (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess it is... Must explain my fedora, too.
#17 - moar of this young gentleman, please 08/24/2012 on Everytime I cook. 0
#83 - Oh god, you get all of my internets 08/21/2012 on Oh Ed +6
#110 - Guys, everyone calm down. OP is just canadian. 08/19/2012 on Fuck +9
#197 - STOP! You don't want to go down there. Trust me. Stay up …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on This one is pretty self... +13
#233 - hakusprite (08/19/2012) [-]
#209 - thebilliam (08/19/2012) [-]
Here, I'll give them a distraction so they don't go down any further
#288 - I did dressage for seven years. That shit is boring to watch a… 08/15/2012 on rumors 0
#279 - In middle school, someone started a rumor that I didn't wear s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on rumors +8
#347 - tjocksnorris (08/15/2012) [-]
i never wear socks...
#286 - Wow, I laughed really hard at "my buddy's step-aunt."… 08/15/2012 on Fans +8
#522 - Why didn't we kill it before it lay eggs?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Brb killing myself +18
User avatar #535 - Cainamogel (08/15/2012) [-]
Haha..hmade me laugh. Thumb.
User avatar #525 - allcontent (08/15/2012) [-]
theres still time
#367 - People still buy porn? 08/14/2012 on Receipt I found in roomates... +13
#20 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Shit Tyrone get it together +4
#172 - Picture 08/07/2012 on I like where this is going 0
#300 - I don't know why some girls are so weird about masturbating. … 08/07/2012 on Masturbation 0
#63 - "Like Cinderella: It doesn't matter where you come from o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2012 on Disney = reality +3
User avatar #99 - cinderella (08/09/2012) [-]
Thanks ;)
#33 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Damn Harry -1
#1759 - 99% of this is completely accurate, and he made some very stro…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on My high school life in a... 0
User avatar #2169 - thunderspeak (07/30/2012) [-]
laurastrauberry.tumblr.com/post/27891888724/confidentinmyskinn-rhosyncalypso

just fucking watch this. I know it's tumblr, but it's this hilarious anti-rape psa from scotland :D
User avatar #1779 - neoexdeath (07/29/2012) [-]
Well, women who dress like that should expect some attention, flirting, maybe a few offers to buy some drinks

My fellow men. See this woman? Nobody rape her. Alright? We good? Tyrone? Alright then.

Its really not rocket science to get society working.
#100 - Picture 07/05/2012 on punchlines 0
#98 - Picture 07/05/2012 on punchlines +13
#2 - Oh my gosh I FEEL SO VIOLATED 07/04/2012 on callitchickensalad's profile 0
#47 - He's not in the friendzone. Just sayin'. 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +13
#23 - I...have you read any of the other comments...? 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +5
#21 - I LOVE scratching my friend's heads. Boy hair is so nice! …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +41
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User avatar #45 - thedarkdefender (07/04/2012) [-]
Wow, he's so damn friendzoned
#44 - xbaconbitzx (07/04/2012) [-]
This nigga is forever stuck in the ffriendzone....he may just want you to play with his other head
#38 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
A friendship where the guy obviously wants the V
#35 - sweetgreenwolfette (07/04/2012) [-]
his face when he gets friendzoned...
#47 - callitchickensalad (07/04/2012) [-]
He's not in the friendzone. Just sayin'.
#34 - pizzaweed (07/04/2012) [-]
That sounds like an amazing relationship...




Might be even better if you slept with him.
#31 - creaturecat (07/04/2012) [-]
i have a feeling theirs more then one reason he puts his head on your lap and likes it when you put yours on his head
User avatar #27 - bluemando (07/04/2012) [-]
maybe you should also stroke his other head sometimes
User avatar #22 - iwanttodie (07/04/2012) [-]
when did story time begin?
#23 - callitchickensalad (07/04/2012) [-]
I...have you read any of the other comments...?
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#10 - waffies ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
hello. is this a random friend invite or have we met?
User avatar #4 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Sorry, do I know you? I normally try to make sure I've had some conversation with the person before I add them to my friends list.
#6 to #4 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
No, just saw you were a fellow houstonfag from your comment. I replied but wasn't logged in. No worries if you don't want to!
User avatar #7 to #6 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh. Nice. Unfortunately I'm currently in Northern California for school though. But it's still fun.
#8 to #7 - callitchickensalad (09/23/2012) [-]
Man, I would not call that unfortunate! Not that houston isn't lovely or anything...
User avatar #9 to #8 - commontroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's unfortunate because I haven't seen my friends in family for a few weeks, and won't for several months.
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