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Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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- I do not really like these posts a whole lot. Don't get me wro…
Women Logic Comp
I think the problem is that attractive women KNOW they're attractive and learn to abuse it.
The reason I dislike these comps is because I don't consider this woman logic; I consider it moronic-person-who-happens-to-be-a-woman logic.
Being an idiot has nothing to do with being a specific gender.
You're a genius.
I think it goes the other way around too, girls fall for pretty boys that end up being asses.
But I like the whole "don't think every girl is perfect" theory, you got it spot on
<-- gif for you :P
I didn't even read your comment because that picture made me laugh
If it makes you feel any better, know that I'm a guy, and I don't think this is 100% true (although I think there's a grain of truth in it). I think most girls are just like us: odd. But that's just being human, right? Anyway, I like it when girls are all effeminate like.. As in, I don't mind them being a bit naive or looking to me to solve their problems. I mean, I don't want my baby acting too much like a guy.
- Dream dude: A tall male that is willing to come over at ra…
Soooo basically you're dick-hungry who obviously can't find or doesn't have the resources to go beyond the superficial and actually commit; you want fuck-friends and think you deserve them on the sole reason you have a vagina and smoke weed and "play video games"
Nope, no self-respect found here
You sound like a stupid McDonalds employee... loljustsayin
I don't smoke weed, therefore I don't live up to your standards
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- Oh my gosh, I actually grinned and chuckled at this. Well done…
- Oh my god, THAT ****** I HATE HIM SO MUCH
- And 5 girls became twenty bucks richer that day.
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What has become of you fj
- No, you will take that exit if you damn well please.
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