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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/31/2010
Last Login:3/09/2013
Location:behind you lurking in the shadows like a friggin ninja
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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I'm part of the bro army, obviously. Uhhhh.... I got a dog who plays dead when you say "Bang!" and uhhh..shit I'm horrible with these...IDK ask away!!!

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#196 - GOD DAMMIT!! EVERY FUCKING TIME I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN BEFO… 02/14/2012 on Jesse's Girl +6
#87 - How does she know which part of her ass is going to touch the … 02/13/2012 on Caught Fapping 0
#1 - Not bad... and i don't like rap. But, the asian kid was a litt… 02/13/2012 on I... Don't Even Know 0
#2 - Saw it happening as soon as you said Female and from Scotland... 02/13/2012 on Omegle Chat +1
#1 - who is this? 02/13/2012 on fucking awesome 0
#24 - **calientechica rolls 59** kay! 02/13/2012 on *NO TITLE* 0
#35 - Yes but what about this? 02/13/2012 on Epic Do Want Comp 0
#36 - ...Free sex and a hotel?! Good deal he sure knows how to haggle! :D 02/12/2012 on Greek Hotel Prank Call +9
#35 - BOOM! he's just been dickslapped!!! 02/12/2012 on Greek Hotel Prank Call +4
#16 - Stand back guys, I got this shit topped.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on Old Man Shuffling +5
#28 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2012) [-]
when i saw this i was listening to this [url deleted] made it all even more epic
#16 - That was fuckin' amazing o.o 02/12/2012 on Dovahkiin vs link +2
#46 - I just used to tell them that I was Satanic...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on When you See It 0
#49 - N. Korean citizen (02/12/2012) [-]
i'd invite them in full well knowing they were going to ask to say a prayer. i'd say as long as you don't mind me praying with you. they'd agree and start their prayer. i do all the same motions as them but then start talking like, what i assume a demon sounds like. they ask what was that about? .....I'm a satanist!
#135 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on Omegle +9
#140 - bloobtoob (02/12/2012) [-]
#311 - Picture 02/11/2012 on We All Loose Once Again +12
#67 - I'm too lazy to make a gif... 02/10/2012 on Y U NO HAVE WITTY TITLE 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Y U NO HAVE WITTY TITLE +21
#48 - xoxocowfuckerxoxo (02/09/2012) [-]
challenge accepted.
#67 - calientechica (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm too lazy to make a gif...
#140 - Tell him we'll give him a treat if he moves his fat over a smi… 02/03/2012 on Troll Boomer 0
#134 - yea but wouldn't that throw off the balance of the bus?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Troll Boomer 0
User avatar #136 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
aw shit.. yeah... Do you have any Idea for this madness? D:
#141 - fozzoul (02/03/2012) [-]
point at some random guy and scream "FREE DONUTS!" then run like fuck.
User avatar #140 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
Tell him we'll give him a treat if he moves his fat over a smidgen?...and yes we have to say smidgen

#132 - damnit we must find a way to stop this...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Troll Boomer 0
User avatar #133 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
Hmm... yeah... Could try to throw rest of the food on the floor. Then maybe he will stand up and pick it up?
User avatar #134 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
yea but wouldn't that throw off the balance of the bus?
User avatar #136 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
aw shit.. yeah... Do you have any Idea for this madness? D:
#141 - fozzoul (02/03/2012) [-]
point at some random guy and scream "FREE DONUTS!" then run like fuck.
User avatar #140 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
Tell him we'll give him a treat if he moves his fat over a smidgen?...and yes we have to say smidgen

#129 - ahh good point and i guess if you tried to climb over you my l…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Troll Boomer +1
User avatar #130 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah. Too much risk
User avatar #132 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
damnit we must find a way to stop this...
User avatar #133 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
Hmm... yeah... Could try to throw rest of the food on the floor. Then maybe he will stand up and pick it up?
User avatar #134 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
yea but wouldn't that throw off the balance of the bus?
User avatar #136 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
aw shit.. yeah... Do you have any Idea for this madness? D:
#141 - fozzoul (02/03/2012) [-]
point at some random guy and scream "FREE DONUTS!" then run like fuck.
User avatar #140 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
Tell him we'll give him a treat if he moves his fat over a smidgen?...and yes we have to say smidgen

#120 - That's where you push them aside and say "Move, bitch!&qu…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Troll Boomer +1
User avatar #127 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
That's a problem with there. They might weigh 400 KG ++
User avatar #129 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
ahh good point and i guess if you tried to climb over you my lose a leg or get suck in by the black hole they call their belly button...
User avatar #130 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah. Too much risk
User avatar #132 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
damnit we must find a way to stop this...
User avatar #133 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
Hmm... yeah... Could try to throw rest of the food on the floor. Then maybe he will stand up and pick it up?
User avatar #134 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
yea but wouldn't that throw off the balance of the bus?
User avatar #136 - SirMartin (02/03/2012) [-]
aw shit.. yeah... Do you have any Idea for this madness? D:
#141 - fozzoul (02/03/2012) [-]
point at some random guy and scream "FREE DONUTS!" then run like fuck.
User avatar #140 - calientechica (02/03/2012) [-]
Tell him we'll give him a treat if he moves his fat over a smidgen?...and yes we have to say smidgen

#38 - Damien walters....me gusta 02/02/2012 on This is how I go to bed +1
#85 - >being in 9th grade science class >idiotic girl next… 02/02/2012 on Have slept in class since +2
#73 - First time I've laughed today. Thank you. 02/02/2012 on Have slept in class since 0
#673 - For you, anything ;) : Bitch please my manager's boyfriend… 01/30/2012 on Best Birthday Ever +3
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