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Date Signed Up:6/16/2009
Last Login:10/15/2013
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#4 - Mins betur fagut 02/11/2013 on Cockinmouth.com 0
#3 - Dat description 02/11/2013 on Cockinmouth.com 0
#3 - I love you so much... 01/21/2013 on BALLS NOW 0
#2 - Picture 01/21/2013 on BALLS NOW +1
#5 - Comment deleted 01/04/2013 on field cannot be empty +1
#174 - This is where i come to be an ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on nigga this a title -8
#175 - Absolute Madman (01/01/2013) [-]
Then just kill yourself.
#158 - The fourth month of the 20th year dumbass  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2013 on nigga this a title -9
#173 - Absolute Madman (01/01/2013) [-]
No need to be a dick bro.
User avatar #174 - calebite (01/01/2013) [-]
This is where i come to be an ass.
#175 - Absolute Madman (01/01/2013) [-]
Then just kill yourself.
#3 - I kinda ****** up all of my chances. mostly because i'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2013 on I fucking did it. 0
User avatar #28 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/01/2013) [-]
I wanna help a bro out, so I'm gonna share a story of mine, and it will be a long one.

I moved into my grandma's house in 7th grade, was a wealthy, preppy district. Nobody liked me. Infact, I was probably talked about behind my back a lot. I didn't think there was any point in trying; I was chubby, never combed my hair, and my facial structure wasn't exactly what most would call a sexy stud, infact even now I'd probably just consider myself average. I met this girl in 7th grade, and I never actually became friends with her until 8th grade. I was an insecure little shit, got bullied by the most popular kid in school in early 8th grade, eventually got sick of it and fought him. After some weird turn of events, eventually I became the most well-liked kid in the school, even surpassing the dick-nugget who bullied me. My first and only ex-girlfriend whom I dated in early 8th grade broke up with me without me knowing (facebook) and treated me like shit before I became popular. Eventually she came crawling back and of course, my reaction was nope.jpg. I moved back to my old district freshman year and made a fair amount of friends, nothing to scoff at, but we haven't talked about the 7th grade girl yet; she dated one of my friends in 8th grade, but the guy started to change, he became a dick who I only associate with when I have to. Nothing really important happened in 9th grade, so let's skip to the present, 10th grade (yeah, inb4 newfag, been on this site for a good 7 years, 4 as an anon, my old account was deleted) Sophomore year, I had more friends, was actually moderately popular, was friends with a fair amount of popular kids, but like I said, I was just average. I was actually pretty depressed though; I had friends, but I was insecure because I had tried (and failed many times) for a girlfriend, but on November 1st, 2012, that girl from 7th grade messaged me. We exchanged feelings, I had no idea. We're now happy together. Just try, it'll be ok. (no characters left)
User avatar #29 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/01/2013) [-]
(cont for more characters) Anyway, my point is that I was as insecure as insecure came, but when I took chances, they worked in my favor. I went from depressed and on meds to being as happy as can be. Life works fucking weird, just take your cards and deal them bro, you never know how life may turn out.
#2 - Taking our guns, and encouraging the gay s... 'Mercas becomi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on Me when FJ discusses gun laws 0
User avatar #3 - TheHutchie (01/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have some "alpha-male" issues.
#419 - They keyword is 'First' You jackass.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on 2013 +10
#426 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2012) [-]
Lol crazy Internet
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