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#4 - Watch out for those spine and heart problems that ust tall people get  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anon won the genetic lottery 0
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#10 - atheisttsiehta (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh joy, that's something to watch out for.
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#8 - vivified (01/11/2016) [-]
Wait you mean i should check my hearth as well?
#15 - Well, it was cringy looking but I'll be damned if it didn't work 01/10/2016 on New Metal Gear +48
#11 - Got u fam  [+] (28 new replies) 01/09/2016 on somethin somethin..9gag +4
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#15 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Should make a deck of only wisps and cards that let you draw more cards
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#20 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
but you can't.
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#21 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Is there a limit on how many of em you can have in your deck?
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#22 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah only two of each card unless it's a legendary in which case you can only put in one.
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#23 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Shame
#25 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
They'd just be wiped out by whirlwind anyway.
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#26 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Put one extra card in your deck with a totem or something that gives you +1 defence or hp or whatever its called
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#27 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
It'd still be defeated pretty easily.
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#48 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
No it wouldn't , stop talking shit
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#53 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
you shut.
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#55 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
M-Mean...
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#56 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Do you play hearthstone?
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#57 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwww no , i'm not a fucking nerd , get a life loser , elves and gnomes DON'T EXIST
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#28 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Only if you specifically prepared to face that one deck, would be fun doing randoms though
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#29 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Nah most other decks would easily beat it, you wouldn't be doing much damage with the wisps and even if the person you were against just went for face damage they'd beat you quicker.
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#30 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you can summon infinite amounts of em, so you can just shave the enemies down whenever they put em out of their miseries
How malfa beat Archimonde
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#37 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
You'd be doing 8 damage every turn with a full board so not from turn one, and it's not hard for your opponent to play decent minions and keep good board control early on since you wouldn't be playing that many wisps.
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#38 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
If your deck is only wisps, buffs and draw more cards you gonna have a full board every turn
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#39 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Not early turns cause draw cards cost mana. For example arcane intellect wouldn't be able to be used until turn 3.
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#31 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
You can only have a certain number on the board at once though and you'd be wasting most of the wisps on taking out enemy minions as opposed to doing actual damage to the enemy hero, it really wouldn't work.
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#32 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
As long as you can keep the max amount out at all times the enemies would have a real hard time getting creeps out and you would shave em down
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#84 - YllekNayr (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm gonna have to point out that you're clearly not familiar with Hearthstone, as you asked about the deck limits for cards.

This is really just not a feasible strategy at all.
Especially since wisps have 1 hp, so if they kill anything at all, they also die.
#69 - killerofcows (01/09/2016) [-]
even with a lot of draw card card, you would more than once end up wit a round you only get 1 wisp out, and if the can place 1 good taunt or a sweep move then there is no comming back, but cant tell for sure havent played hearstone for so long
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#35 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah and as I said before then you're wasting all of your minions on destroying theirs even if you had lot's of draw cards then you'd still just run your deck out. Plus when they start playing stronger minions or buffing some of their minions then you wouldn't be able to destroy them even if you had a full board as you'd be doing a max of 8 damage per turn.
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#36 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
If you do 8 damage every turn you chances are you can destroy people before they get to that round, also depending on how you do the deck you can bring in some shaman buffs too, make em hit hard like a motherfucker, or if theyre druid specific theres probably some nice buffs there as well
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#33 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
What do you mean? If you're board was full the enemy would still just keep doing face damage, I don't understand how you think this would work.
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#34 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Every round they put out shit and you can just kill it instantly with 5 or 6 wisps, unless theyre charge fags they would have a damn hard time getting their creeps out to do damage in the first place
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#12 - shruika (01/09/2016) [-]
am disappoint ;-;
#9 - Happy feast of winterveil  [+] (31 new replies) 01/09/2016 on somethin somethin..9gag +4
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#13 - miia (01/09/2016) [-]
that ended days ago gawd
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#10 - shruika (01/09/2016) [-]
didn't get shit, minion pls drop for me
#11 - cagetheelophant (01/09/2016) [-]
Got u fam
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#15 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Should make a deck of only wisps and cards that let you draw more cards
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#20 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
but you can't.
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#21 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Is there a limit on how many of em you can have in your deck?
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#22 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah only two of each card unless it's a legendary in which case you can only put in one.
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#23 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Shame
#25 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
They'd just be wiped out by whirlwind anyway.
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#26 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Put one extra card in your deck with a totem or something that gives you +1 defence or hp or whatever its called
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#27 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
It'd still be defeated pretty easily.
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#48 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
No it wouldn't , stop talking shit
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#53 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
you shut.
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#55 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
M-Mean...
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#56 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Do you play hearthstone?
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#57 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwww no , i'm not a fucking nerd , get a life loser , elves and gnomes DON'T EXIST
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#28 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Only if you specifically prepared to face that one deck, would be fun doing randoms though
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#29 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Nah most other decks would easily beat it, you wouldn't be doing much damage with the wisps and even if the person you were against just went for face damage they'd beat you quicker.
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#30 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you can summon infinite amounts of em, so you can just shave the enemies down whenever they put em out of their miseries
How malfa beat Archimonde
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#37 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
You'd be doing 8 damage every turn with a full board so not from turn one, and it's not hard for your opponent to play decent minions and keep good board control early on since you wouldn't be playing that many wisps.
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#38 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
If your deck is only wisps, buffs and draw more cards you gonna have a full board every turn
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#39 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Not early turns cause draw cards cost mana. For example arcane intellect wouldn't be able to be used until turn 3.
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#31 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
You can only have a certain number on the board at once though and you'd be wasting most of the wisps on taking out enemy minions as opposed to doing actual damage to the enemy hero, it really wouldn't work.
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#32 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
As long as you can keep the max amount out at all times the enemies would have a real hard time getting creeps out and you would shave em down
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#84 - YllekNayr (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm gonna have to point out that you're clearly not familiar with Hearthstone, as you asked about the deck limits for cards.

This is really just not a feasible strategy at all.
Especially since wisps have 1 hp, so if they kill anything at all, they also die.
#69 - killerofcows (01/09/2016) [-]
even with a lot of draw card card, you would more than once end up wit a round you only get 1 wisp out, and if the can place 1 good taunt or a sweep move then there is no comming back, but cant tell for sure havent played hearstone for so long
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#35 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah and as I said before then you're wasting all of your minions on destroying theirs even if you had lot's of draw cards then you'd still just run your deck out. Plus when they start playing stronger minions or buffing some of their minions then you wouldn't be able to destroy them even if you had a full board as you'd be doing a max of 8 damage per turn.
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#36 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
If you do 8 damage every turn you chances are you can destroy people before they get to that round, also depending on how you do the deck you can bring in some shaman buffs too, make em hit hard like a motherfucker, or if theyre druid specific theres probably some nice buffs there as well
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#33 - compared (01/09/2016) [-]
What do you mean? If you're board was full the enemy would still just keep doing face damage, I don't understand how you think this would work.
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#34 - admiralen (01/09/2016) [-]
Every round they put out shit and you can just kill it instantly with 5 or 6 wisps, unless theyre charge fags they would have a damn hard time getting their creeps out to do damage in the first place
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#12 - shruika (01/09/2016) [-]
am disappoint ;-;
#25 - Idk kansas city is pretty great.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2016 on America +1
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#32 - fabiform (01/05/2016) [-]
the Kansas half maybe.
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#42 - frankwest (01/05/2016) [-]
Have you been to the Kansas half of KC? It's basically Mexico. The Missouri side is way better. What with the Midland and all that
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#43 - fabiform (01/05/2016) [-]
Actually you're probably right, I avoid the Kansas part of KC like the plague, so I haven't been there in ages.
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#45 - frankwest (01/05/2016) [-]
Last time I was there was last year and it was a mistake
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#46 - fabiform (01/05/2016) [-]
It seems like if you start in Kansas, and drive to Missouri there's a sudden switch from "Nothing but mexicans" to "Nothing but white guys acting like country folk, and incest"
but that's just my take on the whole thing.
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#47 - frankwest (01/05/2016) [-]
Now the black guys are acting like Country folk too. And I'm in Independence. We're 10 minutes from the fucking city and they act like they're from Tennessee. Faggots
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#51 - tennessee (01/08/2016) [-]
You're the only ten I see.
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#50 - fabiform (01/05/2016) [-]
I'm in Platte City, about half of the black dudes act like country people, and half the 'country people' act like black dudes.
This town is a shithole, so tbh I don't know much about the rest of the state. I hope it's only this bad around KC
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#236 - hankhillofthe (12/22/2015) [-]
Sometimes in life, we have to belay our personal feelings in favor of allowing someone else's. I have no doubt that at the time of me falling in love with both of those girls, I was not ready for a relationship, nor could I have been a good boyfriend, especially not as good as the ones they have/had.

But that's not the point. After I confessed to Sarah, I remember part of the conversation I had with Paul. He told me:

"It's not that you can't have my girlfriend because of X and Y, you can't have my girlfriend because she's MY girlfriend!"

He has a point. I can't just have whoever I want just because I love them. Imagine if the roles were reversed? Imagine if you had a girlfriend and some guy fell in love with her and she just up and left you just because she felt sorry for him. That's fucked. What I was trying to do was fucked.

So it's okay. I don't even want a relationship with Sarah anymore. We aren't really that compatible, I just really like her. Alice on the other hand is a different story!
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User avatar #4 - masterbetty (10/20/2015) [-]
I saw that comment you little **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - cagetheelophant (10/20/2015) [-]
I'm retarded I thought it was bill Cosby pls I've had so little sleep...
User avatar #2 - aherorising (11/17/2014) [-]
congratulations! your first profile comment
just wanted to say you made a valid point in your discussion. I never truly considered anyone's curvature to be an actual issue or source of insecurity. Partly because I regard such aspects as static and unchangeable. It's hard to explain, but after personally having to undergo multiple corrective surgeries, I have adapted a certain mindset that simply shrugs any thoughts about things I can't change, but sometimes I forget that few people have this mindset.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cagetheelophant (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh **** sorry if I upset you in any way in our conversation. But yeah. I just assumed that for most men their body's looks are ultimately up to them, while females have to deal with the hand their dealt. Sorry to break it to you, this isn't my first. My first was some anon saying **** you faggot teemo is the best.
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