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#88 - Oh great, now I don't know when to light the flame thrower. 9 hours ago on admin first post challenge 0
#133 - Well, see what the Swedish feminists suggested. Picture related. 13 hours ago on Sverige ja 0
#13 - I'm friend with schnizel, remember? I gotta have a few Nazis l… 14 hours ago on Black Hitler Month 0
#100 - He was drafted, one of the 29.000 Danish nationals living sout… 14 hours ago on Stereotyping in Europe 0
#10 - Relax, we still haven't gotten to dancing tranny midgets.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Black Hitler Month 0
User avatar #11 - mrselfdestruct (10/20/2014) [-]
i still remember that shit from Filthy Frank
#5 - I see your ********** and raises with a midget …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Black Hitler Month 0
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (10/20/2014) [-]
Niggernazi has a mini-me?

shit just got real
#13 - caffeinecommissar (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm friend with schnizel, remember? I gotta have a few Nazis lying around.
#9 - mrleague (10/20/2014) [-]
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
SO EDGY HURR DURR
#10 - caffeinecommissar (10/20/2014) [-]
Relax, we still haven't gotten to dancing tranny midgets.
User avatar #11 - mrselfdestruct (10/20/2014) [-]
i still remember that shit from Filthy Frank
#10 - One hundred years ago, the Germans took my great grandfather, …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Stereotyping in Europe +15
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Was he drafted or deported?
User avatar #100 - caffeinecommissar (14 hours ago) [-]
He was drafted, one of the 29.000 Danish nationals living south of the border following the defeat in 1864. He fought throughout the whole war and was present at the Battle of Verdun - the one that took ten months to fight and ten years to rebuild.

Sadly enough they have mostly been ignored by Denmark following the reunification in 1920, but it seems public opinion is changing to the better now, following the war of 1864's popularity.
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (23 hours ago) [-]
he MARCHED towards FRANCE....
he was drafted otherwise we would have taken the train towards poland
#47 - What the **** broderland?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Sverige ja +3
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#133 - caffeinecommissar (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, see what the Swedish feminists suggested. Picture related.
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#409 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [+] (43 replies)
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Nationbuilder Sticky Thread   
   
Basically to discuss the Nationbuilder game, discussion everything. Everyone is considered welcome at default.   
   
Now, ecomp and feelythefeel where were we before the down time?
Nationbuilder Sticky Thread

Basically to discuss the Nationbuilder game, discussion everything. Everyone is considered welcome at default.

Now, ecomp and feelythefeel where were we before the down time?
#79 - syrianassassin ONLINE (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #410 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
*shaves Caffeine's head for the hell of it*
User avatar #411 to #410 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [-]
Great, now I can save time by not washing my hair.

But now I have to throw out my shampoo.

Wait, I'll still have hair other places.

Everything is in order, proceed.
User avatar #412 to #411 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
*pours minoxidil on caffy's crotch to make it grow into a 70's afro then pours a jar of fleas into it*
User avatar #413 to #412 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh, time to throw out my shampoo.

I really liked it.
User avatar #414 to #413 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
hmmmm
*pours hair removal cream all over you so all hair including eyebrows an eyelashes fall out*
User avatar #415 to #414 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [-]
Are you trying to turn me into a snake-kin now? Didn't know you were a scale-fag.
User avatar #416 to #415 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
id put on a blindfold and **** Medusa's snakey ass

as for you...now youre hairless ill cover you in wax and let brendon fraser use you as a surfboard
#417 to #416 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [-]
This just keeps getting better and better.
This just keeps getting better and better.
#418 to #417 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
is Caffy a homo
#419 to #418 - caffeinecommissar (10/10/2014) [-]
You still intend on giving me the D though?
You still intend on giving me the D though?
#403 - Jackyi (09/29/2014) [-]
5. You're a huge faggot.
#406 to #405 - caffeinecommissar (09/29/2014) [-]
I know, you're the only one honest enough to remind me how much of a blight on this world I am.
I know, you're the only one honest enough to remind me how much of a blight on this world I am.
#407 to #406 - Jackyi (09/29/2014) [-]
Haha.
#408 to #407 - caffeinecommissar (09/29/2014) [-]
I really appreciate it though.

All the homo.
#401 - Jackyi (09/29/2014) [-]
4. You're a huge faggot. I wasn't home yesterday you vagina.
#402 to #401 - caffeinecommissar (09/29/2014) [-]
You just called me a faggot AND a cunt? You've just made up for the missed day.
You just called me a faggot AND a cunt? You've just made up for the missed day.
#399 - Jackyi (09/26/2014) [-]
3. You're a huge faggot.
#400 to #399 - caffeinecommissar (09/28/2014) [-]
Didn't realise you were only going to keep going for as long as I kept responding.   
   
How the 						****					 am I supposed to be motivated enough to kill myself now?
Didn't realise you were only going to keep going for as long as I kept responding.

How the **** am I supposed to be motivated enough to kill myself now?
#392 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
that commissar is stalking me!!!!!
#393 to #392 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
>Senpai doesn't love me any more.   
   
 Writing up the story on your profile  ~  Yes, I called you "senpai", you're twelve years my senior. If that doesn't make you "senpai", I need a Danish-Japanese dictionary to find out what "senpai" actually means.
>Senpai doesn't love me any more.

Writing up the story on your profile ~ Yes, I called you "senpai", you're twelve years my senior. If that doesn't make you "senpai", I need a Danish-Japanese dictionary to find out what "senpai" actually means.
User avatar #394 to #393 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
Senpai
It originates from anime and manga. It's someone older than you. Someone you look up to. If they give the slightest attention to you, you sort of explode. They are just really admired by you and if you are a senpai, bask in it!
User avatar #395 to #394 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
>Older than me.
Check.
>I look up to you.
Check.
>I get a fuzzy feeling when you pay attention to me.
...
Well, you don't ask for my opinion on religion like Syrianassassy, we don't talk about drugs like Turtly and you don't have any extremist opinions like Schnizzy.

So to be honest, I have no idea why you need or want me as your friend. I guess that is why I get a bit of a fuzzy feeling when you write to me.

That... and the original "Caffeine Commissar" persona is supposed to work for the East German NVA.

So check.

Yeah, I guess you are senpai on a platonic level.
User avatar #396 to #395 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
i cant even remember how we meet, but given that yorue a sane and rational person in this *********** of a site, yorue worth keeping
User avatar #398 to #396 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
By the way, your profile isn't public, right?
#397 to #396 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
Good to hear, though most of the time I think I'm slowly losing my sanity. Rest assured I have no plans to unfriend you.   
   
Who doesn't need an Ostalgic person on their friend list anyway?
Good to hear, though most of the time I think I'm slowly losing my sanity. Rest assured I have no plans to unfriend you.

Who doesn't need an Ostalgic person on their friend list anyway?
#391 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
I can't believe my "happy birthday" picture is one year old today. How time flies.
#386 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
2. You're a huge faggot.
#387 to #386 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
I almost thought you had forgotten, I'm really relieved. Thanks for yet another daily reminder.
I almost thought you had forgotten, I'm really relieved. Thanks for yet another daily reminder.
#388 to #387 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
I'll be back tomorrow for Round 3.
#389 to #388 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
Love you bae.
Love you bae.
#390 to #389 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure.
#378 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
1. You're a huge faggot.
#379 to #378 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
I love this arrangement already.
I love this arrangement already.
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#381 to #380 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
This is even better than expected, keep up the good work.
This is even better than expected, keep up the good work.
#382 to #381 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
For some reason it deleted itself, and yeah, I will keep it up.
#383 to #382 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
Good to hear, haven't had the ball to kill myself yet, but with a daily remind my desire to live on will vanish before we realise it.
Good to hear, haven't had the ball to kill myself yet, but with a daily remind my desire to live on will vanish before we realise it.
#384 to #383 - Jackyi (09/24/2014) [-]
Okay, sounds good. Do you have Skype?
#385 to #384 - caffeinecommissar (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm a busy man, no need to give me a call. I can wait for your messages on my profile instead.    
   
That is all I need, a bit of honesty.
I'm a busy man, no need to give me a call. I can wait for your messages on my profile instead.

That is all I need, a bit of honesty.
User avatar #374 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
*sets caffy on fire and roasts marshmallow on the flames*
#375 to #374 - caffeinecommissar (09/17/2014) [-]
#r00d Not offering me any marshmallows that is. I'm pretty used to people wanting me to burn to death by now.
User avatar #376 to #375 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
i never said i wouldnt share, of course since youre helping to get some

and some smores
#377 to #376 - caffeinecommissar (09/17/2014) [-]
In that case keep the fire burning as the world is turning, and invite as many people as possible.
User avatar #372 - turtletroll (09/13/2014) [-]
How do you get the 90 days of colored text?
User avatar #373 to #372 - caffeinecommissar (09/13/2014) [-]
Step 1. Make OC.
Step 2. Upload it on FJ.
Step 3. Hope you get 1000 green thumbs.
Step 4. www.funnyjunk.com/Dear+Admin/funny-pictures/5070720/
Step 5. PROFIT
User avatar #361 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
You should stop doing drugs like me

Have you even seen this video? Comebacks to Drugs
#362 to #361 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
I dunno, must be some heavy **** to get my notifications ****** up like this, picture related.

>Ten seconds in
Damn those kids needs some drugs, they must be bored out of their minds to play billiard. It's like the gayest sport ever: Every player has a huge stick and the objective is to get the balls to touch.
User avatar #363 to #362 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
"Would you like some drugs"
"No I have enough problems without drugs"
"Okay I was just joking"

These kids are the very meaning of fun
#364 to #363 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
"Hey baby can't way for the party tonight."   
   
What the 						****					 am I even watching? I've seen undertakers go to work in the morning with more enthusiasm than that.   
   
 And the guy she is saying it to is quite clearly on some mind sedating 						****					, look how calmly he is making an angry point.
"Hey baby can't way for the party tonight."

What the **** am I even watching? I've seen undertakers go to work in the morning with more enthusiasm than that.

And the guy she is saying it to is quite clearly on some mind sedating **** , look how calmly he is making an angry point.
#365 to #364 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
"Want some weed"
"No I use video games to escape my reality"

#366 to #365 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA*   
   
*If you live in the Chernobyl reactor that is.   
   
 Yes, I 						******					 up the speed, be happy that the gif is shorter.
HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA*

*If you live in the Chernobyl reactor that is.

Yes, I ****** up the speed, be happy that the gif is shorter.
User avatar #368 to #366 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
Have you learnt the errors of your ways?

Drugs are bad for you
#367 to #366 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
The people who made this abomination did seem retarded

Also how do you make gifs
#369 to #367 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
First you download an abhorrent video.   
   
Then you regret you downloaded it.   
   
 Seriously, you need:   
1. GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program)   
2. GAP (GIMP Animation Package)   
3. KeepVid or similar plug-in for your browser.   
4. A video editor to cut the videos and add text (Windows Movie Maker is fine, but not ideal).   
   
And the patience to learn how to use it.
First you download an abhorrent video.

Then you regret you downloaded it.

Seriously, you need:
1. GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program)
2. GAP (GIMP Animation Package)
3. KeepVid or similar plug-in for your browser.
4. A video editor to cut the videos and add text (Windows Movie Maker is fine, but not ideal).

And the patience to learn how to use it.
User avatar #370 to #369 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
lol in that gif he didnt even hit the white ball first.

Also that sounds like way too much effort
#371 to #370 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
It is really only useful for reaction images.     
   
Although if you can photoshop, the results become quite... "interesting".  Can't be arsed to fix his shadow in the background.
It is really only useful for reaction images.

Although if you can photoshop, the results become quite... "interesting". Can't be arsed to fix his shadow in the background.
User avatar #340 - ecomp (08/18/2014) [-]
when is seshin 3
User avatar #339 - MrDeadiron (08/15/2014) [-]
Are you okay?
User avatar #310 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
soooo
how do i catch up from 17 missed turns?
User avatar #311 to #310 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Mentioning tmstyrant as well since he send me a PM earlier.

This is going to sound retarded, but the best thing to do is keep playing.

Yes your nation has missed 17-20 rounds, you've barely expanded beyond your starting dot and no technology has been researched. Most of these things don't matter.

First and foremost when we resume the game, your rolls will be a bit more effective - to help you catch up, I'm not talking having a 3 having the same effect as a 9, but still bumped up ever so slightly that it will not be obvious at first, and should cease once it becomes obvious. Alandria for example missed some rounds but then rolled a 13 or something on surveying for metals and found both copper and tin in one round which helped him catch up to the other players technology wise.

Second, since stats are very limited in the game and the only one openly kept track of is territory you still have a chance to repel any attackers.

But most importantly, this was only the first session - in my experience I've seen the entire power balance of the world shift in three rounds. The nations who tends to be the most successful are the ones who don't quit.

All in all the way I see the game is, that there is no penalty for being absent (other than missing ones turn) and I don't kick absent players, but if you - or tmstyrant - are serious about withdrawing, I'll shut up. But in my opinion, you can still catch up.

Doubly so if you do the same action for more than one round, or spend more than one roll on an action.

I hoped this helps, because I really don't want to retcon everything.
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
hmmmm what countries havent been taken yet?

have the others been mostly keeping to europe?

#313 to #312 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Alandria tried - and expected to fail - to colonize America, but they got most of the islands between Iceland, Great Britain and Norway. Everyone else stayed in Europe. In your case I'd probably expand to America since there are no other nations there yet.

I'd try to upload the map, but I think the pictures in comments are bugged at the moment.
User avatar #315 to #313 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
yeah i was gonna go west from greenland into canada and spread down

< hopefully play this out

World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic
User avatar #314 to #313 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Weird, the preview gave an "This picture has not been uploaded yadda yadda" picture. But I can see it, can you see it?
User avatar #316 to #314 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
i can see it okay.....
loks like i have yet to secure iceland and greenland
User avatar #317 to #316 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much yeah.
User avatar #318 to #317 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
are there any limits in this game....turtletroll mentioned hes already at chemical warfare level
User avatar #322 to #318 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Only logical limits, strictly speaking it was chemical warfare, less strictly speaking it was hilarious: He managed to grow huge fields of Opium which he then tried to get Schnizel addicted to, Schnizel hadn't posted his actions yet, so instead his actions were to get rid of the Opium... and succeeded so that round was entirely wasted.

You're playing a demon-nation of sorts, so for example if you went about summoning the Devil himself I'd probably say no, unless you manage to summon lesser demons first.

I gave ecomp and example at a point:
Splitting the atom - wouldn't require a that high roll when the players are on a modern-level, probably a 7. But if the nation is industrial-revolution level it would require a 10. Outright impossible in the stone age.
User avatar #323 to #322 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
yeah i kinda figured we'd all be on the early civilization stage for a long time

like bricks and mortar...blacksmiths....catapults ,etc


since youre game master id say you should make it clear where people are in the techs
User avatar #324 to #323 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't really affect the gameplay at the present moment.

But I can understand where you're coming from I told this to the others during the game in a skype convo, but I know somewhat how to implement stats in the game, but problem is that explaining the rules for those would take up a lot of space, and I'd rather keep the game simple and then elaborate on it when more people are interested than dumping a 10+ pages thick rule book and expect them to read.

I mean, yes Epirus has opium and Rome has siege weapons but as long as you roll well, you could defeat them.
User avatar #325 to #324 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
counting down from now how long till gametime
User avatar #326 to #325 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
10 hours and 40 minutes... Don't forget the rules in the meantime.

pastebin.com/Ntt5Qbru
User avatar #327 to #326 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
*tears hair out*
in 10 hours 40 it'll be 5 in the morning for me....so how do i play
User avatar #329 to #327 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Wait, what?

Where do you live?
User avatar #330 to #329 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
right now down in new zealand

so....how di i play if its limited to american time
User avatar #331 to #330 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Legitimately out of ideas, you're like 10 hours ahead of me, sorry.

If you want to drop out now it is okay, because I really don't know when I'd be able to host the game without either of us being sleeping, working or both.
User avatar #333 to #331 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
could have it you slow it down so you wait tilll everybody has responded, then update the situation
#334 to #333 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Seeing as how we have three new players, I wouldn't expect that to be a problem. On the contrary I'm worried I'll be taking too long to write the stuff.

Let's see what happens, I'll let out drop out if you want, but anyway, I can wait for your posts if you want to participate.

Also turtletroll or schnizel or whoever may be able to add you to the skype convo.
User avatar #337 to #334 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
best just remove me and keep me in mind next time
User avatar #338 to #337 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Okay doke, I'll remove your nation eventually.
User avatar #335 to #334 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
this has gone onto skype now?

i dont have that, best i drop out and wait for you to start a new game later
User avatar #336 to #335 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
Okay, should I remove you entirely or would you like to remain as an observer?
User avatar #319 to #318 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
All I did is send slaves with contagious diseases into rome.

Also I grew loads of Opium and sent it all into Rome to make them all addicts
User avatar #320 to #319 - konradkurze (08/14/2014) [-]
you sent amy winehouse to rome...

***** !!!!!!

#321 to #320 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Romes fw
Romes fw
#328 to #321 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
I think I play a huge part in that war going on... picture related.
I think I play a huge part in that war going on... picture related.
#307 - konradkurze (08/13/2014) [-]
< the game of turtletroll and schnizel according to Caffeinecommissar
User avatar #332 to #307 - schnizel ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #309 to #307 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Forgetting my attempts at chemical warfare in the stoneage
User avatar #308 to #307 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
I'll post a reaction image when comment pictures are working.
#286 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey soupsergeant.

Remember me? Probably not.
Anyways. Wanna help me think of game parody names?

The post about Game Dev Tycoon got me playing it and its actually pretty addicting.



Hyuk.
#288 to #286 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
>soupsergeant

Oh hey, I remember you, what's up dude?

Let's see.

Some of the classics:
>Call of Doody (Call of Duty)
>Battlefeel (Battlefield)
>Medal of Horror (Medal of Honor)
>Age of Umpires (Age of Empires)
>Rise of Stations (Rise of Nations)
>Whorecraft (Warcraft)
>MeinKraft (Minecraft, I actually call it MeinKraft irl)
>Gotta Whore (God of War)
>Dank Souls (Dark Souls)
>Devil May Fry (Devil May Cry)

Either way, you need to remake this classic in Game Dev, picture related.
User avatar #290 to #288 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm trying to come up with names using the game/technique you showed me. thumbsup.gif

Is there an NDS version in game dev?
User avatar #294 to #290 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Otherwise when I play it, I usually develop a "flag ship" series based on two or three topic-variations, usually BRWLR (for fighter, think Street Fighter), WAR (for shooter, think the late 90'es and early 00'es trend with historic shooters, but continued into present day), [My Name]'s Nation Builder (strategy, name is homage to Sid Meier and the Nation Builder style forum games).

I also give them different numbering systems.
BRWLR I, II, III...
WAR: Trenches (First World War), Lightening War (Second World War), Global War (Cold War) - and to get further confusing, when I make remakes I then give them subtitles with different numberings, just to screw up the chronology.
[Name]'s Nation Builder 1.0, 1.1 (if on same engine), 2.0 (if on a new engine), 1.0 (if on a new system).

I troll my players with the numbering.
User avatar #291 to #290 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Yep, the game spans to our next generation of consoles. I believe it is called the "Gameling".
User avatar #293 to #291 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Wait. Does it have to do bad as well? ahaha
User avatar #292 to #291 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nvm. Ninvento just announed it. Its the Ninvento GS kek.

Im working on it right now.
#295 to #292 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Wish me luck...
User avatar #296 to #295 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
You're actually making it? Awesome.
#298 to #296 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
My fall out series is doing 'ok' though.


I just found this game a few hours ago. I haven't stood up from my chair since. o.o

ow my back
#297 to #296 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Well it did better than in real life.

I gotta say. I pulled up all the charts and graphs on the interwebs for this one. Still it wasn't salvageable.
User avatar #299 to #297 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
ROFL, but you tried, when you make a sequel you make a gritty reboot and suddenly it is a Mature Zombie Shooter.
User avatar #301 to #299 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
The reboot I did a couple hours ago was the best one. Wait I'll go look for it.
User avatar #300 to #299 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm just suggesting by the way. ;-)
#302 to #300 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
However now every time I try, it gets bad reviews.

Ive even tried spin off series' with new engines.
User avatar #304 to #302 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Remember to analyse the games.
#303 to #302 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
like this. :c
User avatar #305 to #303 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Sometimes making the same type of game twice in a row brings bad reviews.
User avatar #306 to #305 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Oh wait, the previous was James Bond nevermind.
#258 - caffeinecommissar (08/11/2014) [-]
Caffeinecommissar's Nation Builder Thread   
   
Sometimes players has questions to the game when the game is not on, sometimes new players want to join a game when the game is not on, sometimes people just want to discuss the game.   
   
This is for all of that, basically whenever you want to discuss the game I encourage you to do it in this thread.   
   
Partially to avoid clogging up /tabletop/ with our faggotry (/tg/ on 4chan at one point had a small Nation Builder community who had to avoid running more than one games), but mostly it is to improve the flow of the game.   
   
So anything related to the Nation Builder I'm running, goes here.
Caffeinecommissar's Nation Builder Thread

Sometimes players has questions to the game when the game is not on, sometimes new players want to join a game when the game is not on, sometimes people just want to discuss the game.

This is for all of that, basically whenever you want to discuss the game I encourage you to do it in this thread.

Partially to avoid clogging up /tabletop/ with our faggotry (/tg/ on 4chan at one point had a small Nation Builder community who had to avoid running more than one games), but mostly it is to improve the flow of the game.

So anything related to the Nation Builder I'm running, goes here.
#341 to #258 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
When I ended session 3, I asked people what times they'd like to have the sessions. Since I wanted to give everyone a chance to respond, I waited 48 hours before responding, this is the response to that.

I compared people's responses with my own schedule and found that the following game times would be the best:
Tuesday 17.00 (GMT 0)
Saturday 17.00 (GMT 0) - but would be cancelled if it is one of the thrice-a-year chance I have to be with my parents outside a major holiday.

"So next session is Tuesday the 19th at 17.00 GMT? - Got it, see you then."

No! THE NEXT SESSION IS TUESDAY THE 26th AT 17.00 (GMT 0)!!

"What? What about tomorrow or Saturday the 23rd?"

Saturday the 23rd is out, I can not host the game that day because this coming weekend is one of the thrice-a-year chance to see my parents outside of major holidays.

Tomorrow is cancelled due to complications, remember how session 3 ended?

Session 3 smacked my **** so hard that the occasionally bits of turd is still dropping down from the sky.

Total utter chaos, the Skype chat turned very nasty - though not an utter flame war - and it was clear that more indepth rules were needed, and I promised I would not run the next session until I had sorted that out and generated player stats from reading through the logs.

I can not possibly have those rules ready by then. The good news however is that most of my old work should still be on the computer so I could have had them ready by Saturday, but again, parents take priority.

So in conclusion, the next time I'll be able to run the game is on Tuesday the 26th at 17.00 GMT - however, to make up for it, I'll run the game extra long (I don't have any lessons on Wednesday until around 8.00-9.00 GMT) if people are interested.

Now, there are a few questions I've been asked recently, and some that I suspect I may be asked soon anyway:

Can I run a Nation Builder too?
I don't know why you are asking me permission for that, but please do. I didn't invent the game (I believe some dude called Skargan did that) and everything used to put together the blank map is, AFAIK and care, free.

How did you make the map?
I drank a pot of coffee, everything went blank, and when I woke up the map was finished and my hair had turned orange... apparently sold my soul to the devil. Seriously, I spent a **** load of time making it.

Can I use the map you use?
Sure, just find a blank version and save it, however I also have a *.XCF version of it with all the layers unmerged and the text fully editable - only downside is you need GIMP (which is free) to open it. Send me a PM and I'll send you a DL link.
Yes, I mean it - I spent hours making that map - if it helps you running a Nation Builder you can have it for free.
The rules I've promised to write will also be free of use.
And if you can improve upon any of it, go for it, only condition I'd put forth is that you also allow others to use your improvements, but I can not legally enforce that condition.

I missed a few rounds and...
No! If you missed a round in session 1-3, tough luck.
That being said, from session 4 onwards you'll be able to cash in on any and all missed rounds once the session has ended and before the next has started. There will be a condition, but that condition only affects expansion, there will be more on that in the rules, once they are published. ;-)

Aren't there preexisting rules?
Yes, but I've yet to find something I think is good enough that I haven't written myself. Send me a PM with a link if you believe you have found something useful.
User avatar #343 to #341 - feelythefeel (08/19/2014) [-]
So you have GIMP? Any chance you could make a quick GIF for me?
#346 to #343 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
Dude, it's three at night where I am, I should be sleeping. So no, I won't.
User avatar #347 to #346 - feelythefeel (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just a YouTube clip with a caption, but okay. Sorry.
User avatar #342 to #341 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
This is the short version, scroll up to find the long version.
Next game is on Tuesday the 26th at 17.00 (GMT 0), there will added a lot more rules, but as we play the game we can work together to have the game made more balanced.

From this point forward, there will be a session every Tuesday and Saturday at 17.00 (GMT 0) unless something comes up in which case I'll tell you ASAP.

Players: theseriousjoker ecomp turtletroll schnizel tmstyrant feelythefeel zomgrofimao MrDeadiron hermaeousmora finblob
Observers: commissarcrunch konradkurze sunsetshimmer syrianassasin undeadwill
User avatar #350 to #342 - schnizel ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #349 to #342 - konradkurze (08/19/2014) [-]
is this a new game?
User avatar #351 to #349 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
No, sorry, it is a continuation of session 3, but I can understand the confusion seeing how I wrote "the next game". Sorry about that.
User avatar #353 to #351 - konradkurze (08/19/2014) [-]
*slaps the **** out of you*
bad Caffy, raising my hopes like that

i wanna play the game how loing before you starta new one
User avatar #354 to #353 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
[Turd rain intensifies]
Aw crap, it was just clearing up too.

No idea to be honest, it depends a lot on how long the current game lasts.

But so far two people has asked me if it would be okay if they also ran nation builder games, so hopefully someone may run a game at a more humane hour for you.
#355 to #354 - konradkurze (08/19/2014) [-]
new game
new game
new game
new game
#356 to #355 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
Problem is, as long as you are in New Zealand you live ten hours ahead of me. It's 14.00 in Denmark and 0.00 in New Zealand, and when it is 14.00 in New Zealand it is 4.00 in Denmark, either way we turn it around one of us would have to get up in the morning.

I presume you're still in New Zealand.
User avatar #357 to #356 - konradkurze (08/19/2014) [-]
still in NZ but can get to fj several times a day

hence why i asked you slow th game down so you wait until all players have posted before you move the turns forwards
User avatar #358 to #357 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
I know, a good example of "tyranny by majority".
User avatar #359 to #358 - konradkurze (08/19/2014) [-]
aw jeez

here we go with Caffy crying "im so oppressed"
User avatar #344 to #342 - feelythefeel (08/19/2014) [-]
Is that the same time PST?
User avatar #348 to #344 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
PST is Pacific Standard Time
GMT is Greenwich Mean Time. It's what time it is at 0 degrees longitude.
Here's a handy converter so you can figure out what time he's talking about for future reference.
www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html
#264 to #258 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
theseriousjoker - Your country is still accepted, just mentioning you to keep you updated.

Ecomp - Accepted see picture related.

turtletroll - You might have to change colour if problems with the white colour occurs, but otherwise accepted.

konradkurze - Accepted, used your flag to generate a colour. It is dangerously close to black, but not unacceptably so.

schnizel - Kek'd. Okay, I get what you are hinting at, I used an alternate-history flag to generate your colour since neither flag nor colour was specified.

tmstyrant - Accepted, used your flag to generate a colour.

If anyone is unhappy or not satisfied with their colour, you can still change it.

If I missed anyone, I am deeply sorry, joshlol has been busy uploading reposts, so my notification system has gone beserk.

6 out of 6 Nation Builder players agree - Europe is the best cradle for civilisation.

DAILY REMINDERS: Game begins tomorrow at 14.00 (GMT 0), I'll probably be gone briefly to have dinner for about 30 minutes at some point, but otherwise the game will go on for as long as the players want.
User avatar #345 to #264 - feelythefeel (08/19/2014) [-]
Wait, are we restarting?
User avatar #352 to #345 - caffeinecommissar (08/19/2014) [-]
Check the date on the post. It is from before you joined the game.
User avatar #287 to #264 - ecomp (08/13/2014) [-]
If I don't make it to the game, then it's internet troubles.
User avatar #289 to #287 - caffeinecommissar (08/13/2014) [-]
Cool, I'll keep it in mind.
User avatar #267 to #264 - schnizel ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
****** just use the symbol of Rome
#268 to #267 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
The Aquila or the Capitoline Wolf? Guessing Aquila.

This was the flag I used BTW.
#272 to #271 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Problem is how many different symbols of the Roman Empire exists and how many different drawings of Aquila or **** .

It will probably save us a lot of time if you can find exactly the flag/symbol you are thinking about and posting it, as opposed to me trying to guess what you're saying.
User avatar #273 to #272 - schnizel ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Use that one.
#275 to #273 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Okay, now that we've clear that up: Sorry 'bout me acting like a 'sperg.

Should I rename your nation "The Roman Empire" as well?
User avatar #276 to #275 - schnizel ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
ye *****
Thas rite
#277 to #276 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, now we just need for the game to start.
User avatar #278 to #277 - schnizel ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
YEP
User avatar #269 to #268 - schnizel ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Roman empire
#266 to #264 - theseriousjoker (08/12/2014) [-]
Looking forward to it

*sound of advancing Alandrian forces*
#274 to #266 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Looking forward to the players realising just how close they are to each other in relation to the world map.
User avatar #279 to #274 - theseriousjoker (08/12/2014) [-]
That might be an issue
User avatar #280 to #279 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Speaking from experience: Yeap. Don't worry, I have a back-up plan for that.
User avatar #281 to #280 - ecomp (08/12/2014) [-]
How does this impose a problem?
User avatar #282 to #281 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
It won't be long before the players realize how restricted they are due to being close to each other. Depending on how belligerent they are, one or two unlucky nations may perish at which I'll offer the players to reroll a new nation elsewhere.

They'll take me up on the offer and go straight for North America.
User avatar #283 to #282 - ecomp (08/12/2014) [-]
Good thing I can keep to the East.
#285 to #283 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Anyway, here is the newest version, the only changes is that Rome got a proper flag and was renamed "The Roman Empire".

Also added "The" to Alandria.
User avatar #284 to #283 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
And even then, if every nation "stays" at the size of Germany and instead colonize the rest of the world, it won't be a problem.

The game is exactly what the players make it.

One of the reasons you can't know how the game ends.

So far I'm pleased with the Nations, they are all semi-serious. Even though the "fluff" may not fit that we are starting in the Stone Age, it gives the reader an idea what it is about.
User avatar #259 to #258 - MrDeadiron (08/12/2014) [-]
So how does rolling a nation up work?
#260 to #259 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
1. Nation name.
2. Colour and/or flag, the flag is used to generate the colour if they are similar.
3. A brief description of the nation.
4. Location, mark it on a blank world map or use this.

Do you need an example?
User avatar #265 to #263 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Accepted, you should have received a mention with more info www.funnyjunk.com/tabletop/2395#2395 .
User avatar #261 to #260 - MrDeadiron (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes pleas
#262 to #261 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
The Confederacy of Carnica
A bureaucratic hell hole, ruled by an iron fist dictator. A land where it is a miracle anything can get done when you need to fill out a formulae to do anything, yet somehow they stand strong.

Location: Baltic
Colour: #BF0000
User avatar #252 to #251 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Took you long enough, did you die?
User avatar #253 to #252 - soundofwinter (07/31/2014) [-]
About 70 years ago, yeah
#254 to #253 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to technically accept that.
User avatar #243 - schnizel ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
LEts talk starategy ******
User avatar #244 to #243 - caffeinecommissar (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm contemplating running a (somewhat) modified Nation Builder game on Funnyjunk.

This is the best example of what I'll be trying to do: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17292014/

I've been sending out a mass PM asking if anyone was interested in playing it, but didn't get any responses, since I've seen you've played Rome II, I figured I'd ask for your opinion.
User avatar #245 to #244 - schnizel ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Let a rip
User avatar #246 to #245 - caffeinecommissar (07/30/2014) [-]
Elaborate?
User avatar #247 to #246 - schnizel ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Ask me anything
User avatar #248 to #247 - caffeinecommissar (07/30/2014) [-]
Well, basically just if you've tried playing a nationbuilder game before, and/or if you'd be interested to try to play it. Not anything in particular.
User avatar #249 to #248 - schnizel ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #250 to #249 - caffeinecommissar (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes, you've tried playing a nationbuilder before?
and
Yes, you're interested in playing?
User avatar #255 to #250 - schnizel ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #256 to #255 - caffeinecommissar (08/05/2014) [-]
Cool, that makes it two, maybe three, players so far. I'll update you on it when I get more players.
User avatar #257 to #256 - schnizel ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
ok
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