Its likely there was a translation issue. In the original text, written in whateverthefuck language, the word used for "day" was in fact just a general term for an undefined unit of time. But I mean, couldn't God have like made everything and then after awhile been like now I wanna make humans evolve?
I mean, why does evolution disprove anything?

At one time when I was high or drunk. Maybe just deeply philosophical. I realized that God is not an entity, but TIME AND SPAAAACE! God is evolution, The Big Bang and tamagochis.

What's even more interesting is that the order in which life evolved is almost identical to how it's listed in the bible. The birds are out of place and microorganisms weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but both dictate that plants came first, then fish, then reptiles, mammals and last humans. That's pretty much evolution up till humanity.

I don't know about all that. Honestly, despite being Catholic, I'm not an expert on theology. I'm certainly no expert on evolution. I just don't see how evolution contradicts the Bible, at all

No, it really wasn't a translation issue. In the original hebrew it says "יום", which has always meant just one day.
You can either pretend it's a metaphor to try and twist the bible to fit reality, or you can accept that the people who wrote it were talking out of their asses.

Or you could, you know, let people believe what they want, and respect them, and then ask for same in return.
Insulting people's beliefs is just showing how narrow minded you are.