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#852452 - Stick of Truth is FANTASTIC.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#852481 - godshandshake (03/04/2014) [-]
it looks pr good
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#852457 - hirollin (03/04/2014) [-]
pretend we like sports or buildings and give us the highlights.
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#852456 - Gonnafly (03/04/2014) [-]
It looks fantastic.
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#852455 - squalllionhart (03/04/2014) [-]
what makes it fantastic? im curious about buying it
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#852454 - DCat (03/04/2014) [-]
Did you go to the bathroom yet? Best part so far. Then again, I've only played five minutes.
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#852453 - youngneil (03/04/2014) [-]
Is there anything that makes it stand out from any other Turn-Based game out there? It just looked like a turn-based RPG with shit and fart jokes to me.
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#852687 - cadaverbox (03/04/2014) [-]
Well the turn-based combat is really interactive as you have to block your opponents attacks with the right timing in order to be truly successful. It goes without saying that this game is based on South Park, so if you don't like the show for whatever reason, odds aren't slim that you'll feel the same way about the game, as there are so many South Park-style jokes and different references that I'm actually impressed.
#582391 - Your invite to battle Pokémon is inappropriate, beneficial on…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Pokemon 0
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#582405 - scytherkris (03/04/2014) [-]
"Sorry Barry, but I need this." I pushed him against a tree, sliding his belt off in one smooth motion. With his pants at his ankles, I slipped his underwear off and found his member was already getting hard. I couldn't believe just how horny I was now. He wasn't the most impressive, but he certainly had the energy.
As I licked at the shaft, he started to moan with pleasure. But when I put his dick in my mouth, he nearly choked on it. While I sucked, I slipped two fingers into my pussy, which had already soaked my panties through. I moaned as I was finally starting to feel good while Barry's knees began to shake. This was a good sign as I could taste precum. I sucked harder, knowing that he was man enough to take it.
He put his hands on the back of my head, hoping to put himself deeper down my throat. I accepted and rubbed myself even harder while he pumped his cock in my mouth. Because I lacked a gag reflex, he forced himself all the way down to his balls. I used my now-free hand to grab my breast and played with my nipple for a bit. This felt so good, but I needed more. After a couple minutes, it was just too much for him as I wrapped my tongue around his dick and sucked as hard as I could.
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#582408 - scytherkris (03/04/2014) [-]
Just as his legs started to shake, I knew it was time and pulled off him. He looked at me like I had just betrayed him at his moment of glory. I've done this before, but I knew what made him happy. I gave him a sloppy kiss on the tip, which was all it took to push him over the edge. I popped his member back in my mouth and sucked with all I could muster. He let out a loud groan as he shot hot cum down my throat. I swallowed all I could and licked my lips as he slipped to the ground. Sweat was dripping from his face and he was breathing heavily, but he would live.
"Wow, Dawn, that was-"
"Oh no you don't, I'm not done just yet." I slipped my wet panties off and tossed them into his face. The smell woke him while I was busy stroking him. He didn't resist as I pumped his dick until he was hard again. It didn't take long because he had so much energy still left in him. One just had to know how to tap into it. Once he was ready, I turned my back to him and lowered myself down.
#582516 - jadewest (03/04/2014) [-]
i came twice and defeated putin as a result of this
#582484 - elitefourcaitlin (03/04/2014) [-]
u wot
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#582420 - ancientchaos (03/04/2014) [-]
9/10
#582419 - stadic (03/04/2014) [-]
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#582426 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
slut
#582428 - nomora (03/04/2014) [-]
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#582414 - lolmasterx (03/04/2014) [-]
Man, I just fapped.
#582410 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
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#582404 - allnamesrtaken (03/04/2014) [-]
I tried to read that
#582403 - stadic (03/04/2014) [-]
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#582398 - makotoitou (03/04/2014) [-]
is this a shitty copypasta?
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#582393 - gothictomato (03/04/2014) [-]
wat
#1954 - That's a damn shame, bro, but fortunately for me, the flippin'… 03/03/2014 on MillionsKnives's profile 0
#1952 - Where do you work where you have to get up this early?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on MillionsKnives's profile 0
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#1953 - MillionsKnives (03/03/2014) [-]
I got laid off from my normal job because of lack of work (I'll be back for sure, it's just they didn't have enough work to support everyone and I was the newest person), so I've been helping out a friend. Going out shoveling 30 different properties.

Apparently the guy who was suppose to pick me up had his van shit out on him, so I get to wait here for another 30 minutes....fun. Could've slept more.
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#1954 - cadaverbox (03/03/2014) [-]
That's a damn shame, bro, but fortunately for me, the flippin' snow got my classes cancelled today so I'm not complaining.
#3199 - quit spamming the uploads with your socialist ********* faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on schnizel's profile 0
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#3200 - schnizel (03/03/2014) [-]
make me
#2 - Comment deleted 03/03/2014 on anime sucks -2
#3 - how callous 03/03/2014 on no idea what to put here... 0
#1950 - hey knives whats good my man  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2014 on MillionsKnives's profile 0
#1951 - MillionsKnives (03/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, just got up and getting ready to leave for work in a few minutes. How about you?
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#1952 - cadaverbox (03/03/2014) [-]
Where do you work where you have to get up this early?
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#1953 - MillionsKnives (03/03/2014) [-]
I got laid off from my normal job because of lack of work (I'll be back for sure, it's just they didn't have enough work to support everyone and I was the newest person), so I've been helping out a friend. Going out shoveling 30 different properties.

Apparently the guy who was suppose to pick me up had his van shit out on him, so I get to wait here for another 30 minutes....fun. Could've slept more.
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#1954 - cadaverbox (03/03/2014) [-]
That's a damn shame, bro, but fortunately for me, the flippin' snow got my classes cancelled today so I'm not complaining.
#851817 - I have every weapon (aside from the exceptionally rare ones li…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#851965 - mondominiman (03/03/2014) [-]
i had majority of the weapons available before the i stopped playing, over 1200 hours of playtime. I agree when you say that each weapon allows for different play styles, not everyone plays the same but what I was trying to get it is that both players have an equal chance to beat the other in a 1v1 match.
#851762 - I'll assist you.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#852062 - dtox (03/03/2014) [-]
sorry if this is late

I managed to find someone who traded me a haunter for my own haunter last night. It's not exactly the gender I want nor can I rename it from "Gengar", but I'm fine with it.

Thanks though.