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|#15 - Probably one of the smartest things said by a fake character. …||11/10/2013 on That boy aint right||0|
|#16 - Jokes on you ****** !||11/10/2013 on HA||+3|
|#53 - ************* I had long hair ever since i got ou… [+] (12 new replies)||11/09/2013 on drift compatible||0|
#71 - dagold (11/09/2013) [-]
Awe, a comment about how many women someone else has slept with, adorable. I've been with the same woman for years and I'm quite happy having only one source of sex. The amount of pussy you get is not a status symbol. You can't put it on a resume, it isn't a survival quality, it isn't going to increase your ability to succeed in society. All it is going to bring you is higher chance of disease and child support payments.
In short, congratulations! You run a higher risk of disease, horrible death and financial hardship than most of the people on this site. I commend you for your magnificent pussy getting talent.
#74 - dagold (11/09/2013) [-]
does it though? Anyone can get off, hell somebody can get off just by eating something really god damn delicious. That isn't the point the, you seem to think you pumping more jizz out of your body than someone else makes you better than them, when in fact it just makes you a sleezball. You are being mr 'I'm better than you' on the internet, but it seems to me that you still have enough time between all those bitches you be fucking to amuse some random person on the internet.
|#116 - The thing is, she wasn't a prostitute. She's actually a body b…||11/09/2013 on Oooooooh||0|
|#11 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||11/07/2013 on Feels inbound||+18|
|#87 - Dragon's face when there's a Fairy type.||11/07/2013 on GTFO||+5|
|#9 - HFW You touched a butt man...||11/07/2013 on Butt Genie||+4|
|#146 - **cactusupthebutt rolls 79** Seen it. Wasn't my fav…||11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies||0|
|#145 - **cactusupthebutt rolls 86** [+] (1 new reply)||11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies||0|
|#1528 - No I didn't. I found it on Google.||11/04/2013 on description||0|
|#1505 - Uhm...Well then... Assassin's Creed 4 and Pokemon Y [+] (2 new replies)||11/04/2013 on description||+1|
|#60 - Some fat people, like me, do try to lose weight. But it can be… [+] (5 new replies)||11/03/2013 on unpopular opinion #1||+11|
#148 - anonymous poster (11/03/2013) [-]
Same with shaking addictions or avoiding them.
I'm surprised how few people know about how important genetics and upbringing is and just instantly blame the person.
#106 - anonymous poster (11/03/2013) [-]
350 pounds and you eat healthy all here.
Hard to believe.
If their is truly something that wrong with you at least go to a GP to find out what it and see if they can do anything to help.
I'm glad you believe you are eating healthy but stop looking for excuses for why its not working.
#85 - RemNinja (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm 160 pounds and 5'7" and I'm female, and people treat me like shit.
I have Cushing's Syndrome and I'm on a strict diet, and have been for quite some time. Not everyone is 100% in control, and you don't deserve to treat people like shit because you're more physically attractive than they are.
|#8 - I know this might be passed off as a 'cool story'. But I'm hap… [+] (2 new replies)||10/31/2013 on Lol||+6|
|#15 - Would you change your mind if this was his mega-evolution? [+] (1 new reply)||10/30/2013 on Get out da way!!||+4|
|#15 - Picture||10/28/2013 on Team Rocket Truth||+5|
|#21 - [Praising Externally]||10/27/2013 on Ireland discovered the sun||+2|
|#14 - And this is why I hate Kanye...Cause he's a ******* …||10/23/2013 on Ruthless||0|
|#28 - Picture||10/23/2013 on Simply Mr. Rogers.||+11|
|#45 - What he needs is the AwesomeAuger. Only 19.95. [+] (1 new reply)||10/23/2013 on Screwed||+13|
|#195 - Picture||10/19/2013 on A gun||0|
|#193 - But it can still be pointed at you. And you will never know. [+] (2 new replies)||10/18/2013 on A gun||0|
|#157 - But what if when you turn it away the gun is still pointed at you? [+] (4 new replies)||10/18/2013 on A gun||+8|
|#16 - It is taking every fiber of my being not to chuckle...How I hate you.||10/16/2013 on Tijuana||+4|
|#16 - Aaaaaand...I'm feeling. [+] (3 new replies)||10/11/2013 on Titan feel||+16|
|#264 - Personally one of my favorite Gijinka ( It's Ag…||10/10/2013 on If Pokemon Were HUman||-1|