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cactusphalus

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:7/23/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2205
Comment Ranking:#4809
Highest Content Rank:#937
Highest Comment Rank:#1186
Content Thumbs: 5411 total,  5832 ,  421
Comment Thumbs: 9640 total,  10435 ,  795
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:260714
Times Content Favorited:531 times
Total Comments Made:2559
FJ Points:12139
Favorite Tags: fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#40 - well, i am laughing at your thumbs 04/28/2016 on Let me hug +13
#75 - it's the future 04/28/2016 on stoner pie +1
#24 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 04/28/2016 on Not used to women being so... +5
#2119 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 04/27/2016 on your date unzips her pants 0
#32 - it I had a boyfriend... when I was a teen I could suck m…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on doesn't seem to defeeted... 0
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#33 - thebadspellir (04/27/2016) [-]
I thought that was a myth, didn't know it was real I replied to the wrong person btw, thats why I deleted my comment
#30 - I can still do it, can put my foot behind my head  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on doesn't seem to defeeted... 0
#31 - thebadspellir has deleted their comment.
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#32 - cactusphalus (04/27/2016) [-]
it I had a boyfriend... when I was a teen I could suck my own dick. masturbation game off the charts
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#33 - thebadspellir (04/27/2016) [-]
I thought that was a myth, didn't know it was real I replied to the wrong person btw, thats why I deleted my comment
#91 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 04/27/2016 on Tales of a sex shop worker 0
#64 - Tusura is FJ's pizza delivery man  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +2
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#72 - Tusura (04/28/2016) [-]
The only difference here, is I deliver people to pizza. Not the other way around.
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#75 - cactusphalus (04/28/2016) [-]
it's the future
#14 - I'm always ready for pizza  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2016 on THAT TIME LIMIT THO +2
#52 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
is his face photoshopped?
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#71 - cactusphalus (04/28/2016) [-]
my face
and yes
#32 - I'm happy you called and all... but those PizzAvengers look disgusting  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Just do it +1
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#33 - Tusura (04/26/2016) [-]
Yes they do.
I'd still eat them though.