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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5330
Comment Ranking:#4220
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
Content Thumbs: 4341 total,  4713 ,  372
Comment Thumbs: 5979 total,  6514 ,  535
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:214741
Times Content Favorited:419 times
Total Comments Made:1662
FJ Points:8605

latest user's comments

#47 - it was already hard enough for my pc to play a sinlge .gif in … 08/22/2014 on Uploader Improved 0
#15 - I think there's an "F" missing on that headline. … 08/22/2014 on triggers incoming 0
#18 - man I so wanna be rich and famous so I can get away with this … 08/22/2014 on why havent we heard of this... +1
#24 - Since FJ has only talked about this for the last couple of day…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on zoe +3
#28 - intrepidy (08/22/2014) [-]
I am fairly certain she has nudes.
#413 - admin, does the amazon FJ link work for purchases not made wit… 08/21/2014 on Games 0
#20 - I hope he's not high enough to not realise he's drowning  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on "Be yourself" is not the... +14
User avatar #46 - elcreepo (08/22/2014) [-]
He can hold his breath, plus toward the end he inches his head more to the left so he can breath
#28 - or... 08/16/2014 on Simpsons +6
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on X-files shitting on CSI +3
User avatar #32 - historia (08/16/2014) [-]
Perfect.
#61 - speaking of images, does anyone have that Tinder one where the… 08/14/2014 on missing images and other bugs 0
#60 - you rack* 08/14/2014 on missing images and other bugs +3
#66 - I feel so inferior 08/08/2014 on i got this 0
#85 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Wisdom trumps expectations +7
User avatar #89 - sabcy (08/05/2014) [-]
can you drink it externally?
User avatar #90 - medewu (08/05/2014) [-]
No, that would be silly.
#63 - You sir, are a God amongst men  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on beating a dead horse 0
User avatar #64 - nonathan (08/05/2014) [-]
Hey man no problem, glad I could help.
User avatar #65 - rawryrawr (08/07/2014) [-]
could i have one too
#13 - is he cooking meth? 08/04/2014 on YA BOY BILL NYE -1
#36 - "rumpy pumpy" are you ******** me?! 08/03/2014 on brits 0
#47 - I didn't cringe. I was literally crying as I read through it 08/03/2014 on The autist league 0
#15 - what kind of "natural instinct" is that supposed to be?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Anons natural instict kicks in +12
User avatar #25 - randacc (08/04/2014) [-]
fighting off predators while furiously masturbating
#17 - A half naked Lois? Point me the way  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2014 on beating a dead horse +21
User avatar #36 - nonathan (08/04/2014) [-]
I'll Message you a naked Lois instead..
#63 - cactusphalus (08/04/2014) [-]
You sir, are a God amongst men
User avatar #64 - nonathan (08/05/2014) [-]
Hey man no problem, glad I could help.
User avatar #65 - rawryrawr (08/07/2014) [-]
could i have one too
User avatar #38 - dasbrot (08/04/2014) [-]
me too plz.
User avatar #39 - nonathan (08/04/2014) [-]
Sent it in the inbox
User avatar #41 - dasbrot (08/04/2014) [-]
thanks m800
User avatar #47 - jarredzz (08/04/2014) [-]
can you share?
User avatar #62 - nonathan (08/04/2014) [-]
I sent it man.
User avatar #42 - nonathan (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey man I do what I can...
#46 - jarredzz has deleted their comment.
#51 - is tumblr taking over us or did I miss something? 08/02/2014 on (1) Tumblr 0
#51 - no.... because I don't care enough 08/01/2014 on ... +1
#32 - no, wait... scratch that... yes there is 08/01/2014 on Bad Luck Tortise +1
#31 - to be completely honest, I don't think my language has a difer…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Bad Luck Tortise 0
#32 - cactusphalus (08/01/2014) [-]
no, wait... scratch that... yes there is
#126 - > teoric classes are over so people just appear to work on …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on my opinion can't be that... 0
User avatar #130 - vrthbvyfa (08/01/2014) [-]
Bring a laptop and play tetris/minesweeper...
#106 - okay... what just happened?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Shrekler -2
#114 - robbayyy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - isolovegames (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#68 - I've done it with a couple of cousins, no biggie 07/31/2014 on Still counts 0
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