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#162 - judging from the frontline, I don't even think she has a butt 12/05/2014 on Yes 0
#127 - >heard that >got sad >masturbated furiously …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Does This Smell Like... +2
User avatar #180 - mrsixinch (12/06/2014) [-]
I like the cut of your jib, kid
#32 - **cactusphalus rolls 324** like this? 12/02/2014 on 911 -1
#72 - since when typewritters have so many colors? Mine had only bla… 12/02/2014 on Respect 0
#138 - well I also read that Osiris was not really a god... rather a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on That cat's a what now? 0
#143 - oinos (12/02/2014) [-]
You missed the point about Pharaohs being gods.
They were conceptualized as gods to their people, just as Kim Jong Un is to his people. We love you Admin.

Many cultures and religions support men as being godlike or gods during their ascension. Most of those in Rome or Greece often claimed on their victories that they were descended of Hercules or other gods to support themselves as being divine. Egypt is no different. Old legends of Egypt though also recount that the utterance of the name of the dead retains them in life. So talking of Osiris means he is still about. When his name is forgotten then so might he be.

Osiris was the 3rd Pharoah to my knowledge, and he was also the one to bring Egypt out of cannibalism as he abolished it's practice. Yes, he was also as the story goes ripped into pieces to prevent his return, but Isis being the loving wife she was found the pieces and bandaged them back together to hold him in one piece. Hence his appearance also as a Mummy. This is how the old tale recants it : "And so he was scattered unto the four winds, yet Seth could not destroy him." If anything Horus avenged his father well when he came later to find Seth. Horus was a royal asskicking in a can, and man did he ever show that sorry fuck what was up. Anyways the story of this is long, and it is perhaps better told in another thread or on another time.

A truely odd fact.... Before Ra was king of the Gods, Osiris was. Osiris's worship over the era waned and he ended up placed under Ra in the Pantheon after some centuries in such states. Also the rituals of burial of the dead in low chambers deep beneath the pyramids may be tied to Osiris's being within the tree.
#315 - I'm going to save this image... I don't know when I'm gonna us… 12/01/2014 on New Awakening 0
#345 - **cactusphalus rolled comment #2 ** : >pos… 11/30/2014 on OC maker appreciation day 0
#256 - this picture makes me wanna hug him... you can see him hiding … 11/29/2014 on Gender equality goes both... 0
#56 - I forgot if this was in Bolivia or Peru... I guess both countr… 11/27/2014 on Sleeping Beauty 0
#39 - I should be doing an assignment about the entire history of ja… 11/26/2014 on Yik Yak: College Edition 0
#65 - I wank that Zelda/Akira in a better resolution 11/23/2014 on The Vinyl Ass 0
#31 - not happening 11/20/2014 on GET READY! +1
#27 - you really think so? 11/20/2014 on I doubt it though +1
#25 - oh you will be in my dreams... not the good ones though 11/20/2014 on I doubt it though 0
#23 - oatmeal content ***** ! tha **** are you doing? 11/20/2014 on I can't computer +3
#43 - yes... welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet 11/19/2014 on It's sad because it's true! 0
#2043 - I've never posted on this threads before... but here we go 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#69 - an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch +3
#48 - Oh god chris, wth are you doing? 11/19/2014 on Golly, you're the best. 0
#63 - what god forsaken language is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Ballin 0
#66 - mrlalman (11/19/2014) [-]
This is the... beautiful and eh... elegant language known as Norwegian!
#29 - BOOM headshot! 11/18/2014 on Matt Taylor +6
#119 - some of those look like they were made by this chick  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Another '4chan Makes Guns'... +2
#134 - paulthehero (11/17/2014) [-]
#53 - guess you're not white then  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on White people +9
User avatar #56 - wellimnotsure (11/17/2014) [-]
he's just a faggot, dont worry about it
#83 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Some people eh?
#54 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Bad guess. I'm white. but racism is retarded none the less.
#33 - "qualified white people" ALL white people a…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/17/2014 on White people +17
#49 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
How does race = qualification?
#122 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
I think he's exaggerating, but the fact that he may well not be... that in itself tells you something pope flatulence.
#71 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Uh, you don't *get* to be white without a permit, although that's not a full set of qualifications. Every white person gets their Temporary Permit for Being White at the local DMV, government office, or GAP clothing store. The only real downside of your temporary permit is you have to keep renewing it every couple of years.

Getting your full qualifications requires a 6 month weekly course in exercising privilege, an up-to-date photo, and another credentialled white person to vouch for you (such as a dentist or chevy truck owner).

I'm actually training to become a Qualified White Person. Among other things, I'm looking forward to the discounts at Ikea and 40% off of jail time.
#123 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
So this is you right now, not even going to wait until you get to graduation day? How White of you.
#76 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Trying to be funny but still retarded...
User avatar #78 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Jeez, somebody failed their white people test. You need to review chapter three. It's all about how everyone's race and privileges (or lack of them) are the result of their own hard work and good character (or lack of it). I know, it *seems* like maybe we're born into a system with built-in inequality, but you have to train yourself to ignore that.

I mean, the indignation and insults like "retarded" are good start, but they're just not enough to make you a fully Qualified White Person.
#124 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
You just made me fall in love with Velma purely by association with those words... now I'm hearing it in her voice...

Thank you twisted, wood thing... thank you.
#82 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
You have just demonstrated that you are a retarded troll. Have fun with that.
User avatar #87 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see how there's definitely a troll in this conversation by the way they're posting unnecessarily insulting and angry comments in an attempt to start shit.
oh, wait.
Look, down below you're annoyed about the racism, and I'm clearly trying to take it on in a way that incorporates some sarcasm. Pick what you're mad about and explain it, or stop shitposting already.
#125 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
Now they've seen Veronica and are amazed!
#91 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll pick what I'm mad about if you strive to fix your horrendous grammar.

I am no troll.

I am a bringer of enlightenment.

Fairy tale followers...BEWARE!

#107 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
All is clear now.

I have been enlightened.
#126 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]

Veronica be habben dem dirty thoughts....
User avatar #129 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Actually, the source is Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" Comics, in particular, a comic in the first arc called "24 hours".
A deranged villain with mind controlling powers holds the people in a diner hostage for 24 hours, over the course of which he drives them mad and causes them to kill themselves/ each other.
If you want to read something well made and seriously fucked up, I can't recommend it enough.
#53 - cactusphalus (11/17/2014) [-]
guess you're not white then
User avatar #56 - wellimnotsure (11/17/2014) [-]
he's just a faggot, dont worry about it
#83 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Some people eh?
#54 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Bad guess. I'm white. but racism is retarded none the less.
#106 - that kid on the bottom right looks like a lagging NPC from AC Unity 11/16/2014 on Safety First 0


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