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cactusphalus

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#7292
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
Content Thumbs: 4341 total,  4713 ,  372
Comment Thumbs: 6218 total,  6782 ,  564
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:215024
Times Content Favorited:417 times
Total Comments Made:1784
FJ Points:8795

latest user's comments

#48 - Oh god chris, wth are you doing? 11/19/2014 on Golly, you're the best. 0
#63 - what god forsaken language is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Ballin 0
#66 - mrlalman (11/19/2014) [-]
This is the... beautiful and eh... elegant language known as Norwegian!
#29 - BOOM headshot! 11/18/2014 on Matt Taylor +6
#119 - some of those look like they were made by this chick  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Another '4chan Makes Guns'... +2
#134 - paulthehero (11/17/2014) [-]
#53 - guess you're not white then  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on White people +9
User avatar #56 - wellimnotsure (11/17/2014) [-]
he's just a faggot, dont worry about it
#83 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Some people eh?
#54 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Bad guess. I'm white. but racism is retarded none the less.
#33 - "qualified white people" ALL white people a…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/17/2014 on White people +17
#49 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
How does race = qualification?
#122 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
I think he's exaggerating, but the fact that he may well not be... that in itself tells you something pope flatulence.
#71 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Uh, you don't *get* to be white without a permit, although that's not a full set of qualifications. Every white person gets their Temporary Permit for Being White at the local DMV, government office, or GAP clothing store. The only real downside of your temporary permit is you have to keep renewing it every couple of years.

Getting your full qualifications requires a 6 month weekly course in exercising privilege, an up-to-date photo, and another credentialled white person to vouch for you (such as a dentist or chevy truck owner).

I'm actually training to become a Qualified White Person. Among other things, I'm looking forward to the discounts at Ikea and 40% off of jail time.
#123 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
So this is you right now, not even going to wait until you get to graduation day? How White of you.
#76 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Trying to be funny but still retarded...
User avatar #78 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Jeez, somebody failed their white people test. You need to review chapter three. It's all about how everyone's race and privileges (or lack of them) are the result of their own hard work and good character (or lack of it). I know, it *seems* like maybe we're born into a system with built-in inequality, but you have to train yourself to ignore that.

I mean, the indignation and insults like "retarded" are good start, but they're just not enough to make you a fully Qualified White Person.
#124 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
You just made me fall in love with Velma purely by association with those words... now I'm hearing it in her voice...

Thank you twisted, wood thing... thank you.
#82 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
You have just demonstrated that you are a retarded troll. Have fun with that.
User avatar #87 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see how there's definitely a troll in this conversation by the way they're posting unnecessarily insulting and angry comments in an attempt to start shit.
oh, wait.
Look, down below you're annoyed about the racism, and I'm clearly trying to take it on in a way that incorporates some sarcasm. Pick what you're mad about and explain it, or stop shitposting already.
#125 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]
Now they've seen Veronica and are amazed!
#91 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll pick what I'm mad about if you strive to fix your horrendous grammar.

I am no troll.

I am a bringer of enlightenment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
Fairy tale followers...BEWARE!

#107 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
All is clear now.


I have been enlightened.
#126 - luciferusmaximus (11/17/2014) [-]



Veronica be habben dem dirty thoughts....
User avatar #129 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Actually, the source is Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" Comics, in particular, a comic in the first arc called "24 hours".
A deranged villain with mind controlling powers holds the people in a diner hostage for 24 hours, over the course of which he drives them mad and causes them to kill themselves/ each other.
If you want to read something well made and seriously fucked up, I can't recommend it enough.
#53 - cactusphalus (11/17/2014) [-]
guess you're not white then
User avatar #56 - wellimnotsure (11/17/2014) [-]
he's just a faggot, dont worry about it
#83 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Some people eh?
#54 - popeflatus (11/17/2014) [-]
Bad guess. I'm white. but racism is retarded none the less.
#106 - that kid on the bottom right looks like a lagging NPC from AC Unity 11/16/2014 on Safety First 0
#95 - >How the **** does he does it? >... doe… 11/16/2014 on Adam Sandler +1
#79 - We got our first computer when I was 14... it was already the … 11/16/2014 on Remember? 0
#156 - I once entered a mausoleum in a graveyard... took 5 steps … 11/16/2014 on Interesting find +4
#244 - Nothing against his shirt, but that didn't look like the place… 11/15/2014 on Fuck Feminism, read the... +2
#64 - so this is walmart... we don't have those here  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on People of Walmart Comp. 1 0
User avatar #82 - saltyfries (11/15/2014) [-]
good, they're cancer, not just the people
#26 - I'm aware of rule 34 but c'mon! 11/15/2014 on The Bank Job +8
#27 - they make fun of themselves 11/15/2014 on Description +2
#28 - I like how they had to assemble the word "his" but &… 11/15/2014 on he wasn't ready. +2
#72 - this vieo reminds me of my life before the internet... … 11/15/2014 on Gif Dump - Part 6 0
#116 - I mean, some of it was funny... but it's dead now... leave it this way 11/15/2014 on New Junk; Moon-Moon. 0
#24 - thank you 11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1 -1
#20 - I haven't played either so my curiosity remains unsatiated  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1 0
#24 - cactusphalus (11/15/2014) [-]
thank you
#16 - I'm curious about 5NaF2 main menu now  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1 0
User avatar #18 - mrforte (11/15/2014) [-]
It's pretty much the same as the first.
User avatar #20 - cactusphalus (11/15/2014) [-]
I haven't played either so my curiosity remains unsatiated
#24 - cactusphalus (11/15/2014) [-]
thank you
#15 - good lord you just rolled a roll  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Brock's Eyes +13
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#5630 - **cactusphalus rolls 726,522,166** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#5622 - **cactusphalus rolls 192,265,159** aww **** … 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
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#5606 - **cactusphalus rolls 825,834,519** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0

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