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|Date Signed Up:||2/17/2013|
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|Highest Comment Rank:||#1308|
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|Comment Thumbs:||6218 total, 6782 , 564|
|Content Level Progress:|| 48% (48/100) |
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Comment Level Progress:|| 41% (41/100) |
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
|Times Content Favorited:||417 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1784|
latest user's comments
|#48 - Oh god chris, wth are you doing?||11/19/2014 on Golly, you're the best.||0|
|#63 - what god forsaken language is this? [+] (1 new reply)||11/19/2014 on Ballin||0|
|#29 - BOOM headshot!||11/18/2014 on Matt Taylor||+6|
|#119 - some of those look like they were made by this chick [+] (1 new reply)||11/17/2014 on Another '4chan Makes Guns'...||+2|
|#53 - guess you're not white then [+] (3 new replies)||11/17/2014 on White people||+9|
|#33 - "qualified white people" ALL white people a… [+] (18 new replies)||11/17/2014 on White people||+17|
#71 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Getting your full qualifications requires a 6 month weekly course in exercising privilege, an up-to-date photo, and another credentialled white person to vouch for you (such as a dentist or chevy truck owner).
I'm actually training to become a Qualified White Person. Among other things, I'm looking forward to the discounts at Ikea and 40% off of jail time.
#78 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Jeez, somebody failed their white people test. You need to review chapter three. It's all about how everyone's race and privileges (or lack of them) are the result of their own hard work and good character (or lack of it). I know, it *seems* like maybe we're born into a system with built-in inequality, but you have to train yourself to ignore that.
I mean, the indignation and insults like "retarded" are good start, but they're just not enough to make you a fully Qualified White Person.
#87 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see how there's definitely a troll in this conversation by the way they're posting unnecessarily insulting and angry comments in an attempt to start shit.
Look, down below you're annoyed about the racism, and I'm clearly trying to take it on in a way that incorporates some sarcasm. Pick what you're mad about and explain it, or stop shitposting already.
#129 - twistedwoodthing (11/17/2014) [-]
Actually, the source is Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" Comics, in particular, a comic in the first arc called "24 hours".
A deranged villain with mind controlling powers holds the people in a diner hostage for 24 hours, over the course of which he drives them mad and causes them to kill themselves/ each other.
If you want to read something well made and seriously fucked up, I can't recommend it enough.
|#106 - that kid on the bottom right looks like a lagging NPC from AC Unity||11/16/2014 on Safety First||0|
|#95 - >How the **** does he does it? >... doe…||11/16/2014 on Adam Sandler||+1|
|#79 - We got our first computer when I was 14... it was already the …||11/16/2014 on Remember?||0|
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|#244 - Nothing against his shirt, but that didn't look like the place…||11/15/2014 on Fuck Feminism, read the...||+2|
|#64 - so this is walmart... we don't have those here [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2014 on People of Walmart Comp. 1||0|
|#26 - I'm aware of rule 34 but c'mon!||11/15/2014 on The Bank Job||+8|
|#27 - they make fun of themselves||11/15/2014 on Description||+2|
|#28 - I like how they had to assemble the word "his" but &…||11/15/2014 on he wasn't ready.||+2|
|#72 - this vieo reminds me of my life before the internet... …||11/15/2014 on Gif Dump - Part 6||0|
|#116 - I mean, some of it was funny... but it's dead now... leave it this way||11/15/2014 on New Junk; Moon-Moon.||0|
|#24 - thank you||11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1||-1|
|#20 - I haven't played either so my curiosity remains unsatiated [+] (2 new replies)||11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1||0|
|#16 - I'm curious about 5NaF2 main menu now [+] (4 new replies)||11/15/2014 on Steam Review compilation #1||0|
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