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#39 - I cannot triforce... I shall remain a newfag for the remainder…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on how to tri-force 0
#51 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2014) [-]
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Doesn't look right on funny junk. Alt+30 makes ▲ alt+255 spaces.
So 255 255 30 enter 30 255 30
User avatar #40 - joekerr (09/16/2014) [-]
look at #28
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#24 - The Snake is solid 09/16/2014 on don't lose your nature 0
#16 - Picture 09/16/2014 on The world needs more... 0
#197 - "sometimes" 09/10/2014 on now we're asking the real... 0
#68 - "ciabata is godtier" 09/05/2014 on /fit/ in a nutshell 0
#451 - This Amazon posts are like a guilt trip 'cause I'm neither in … 09/05/2014 on Cheap candy and gaming... +1
#136 - you clever bastard 09/01/2014 on Phanact dun goofd 0
#43 - Picture 08/31/2014 on booty 0
#31 - isn't season 4 the one they made for Netflix after the show wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Gob is the best bluth 0
User avatar #33 - McFuckUp (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah. Like eight years after it ended.
#121 - All this glorious hair and I'm just sitting here going bald be… 08/31/2014 on you cringe/rage you lose 0
#48 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Stakes have never been higher +1
#29 - * roll picture * - to roll image * roll user * - to roll u…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Phanact dun goofd +8
#123 - infotechexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
**infotechexplain rolled image** You don't put spaces next to the asterixs, but between roll and whatever.
I'm guessing to roll a comment, it's *roll comment*.
User avatar #125 - infotechexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
**infotechexplain rolled comment #56 ** :

You also need to put the *roll x* in the very beginning of the comment, else it won't work.
#120 - infotechexplain has deleted their comment.
#116 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
*poll ricture*
User avatar #67 - zeroqp (08/30/2014) [-]
don't forget *roll comment* to roll a random comment.
User avatar #35 - chiopet (08/30/2014) [-]
*rollpicture* am i doing it right
#136 - cactusphalus (09/01/2014) [-]
you clever bastard
#77 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** the space between roll and picture must remain
#68 - thenewerbooks (08/30/2014) [-]
space between roll and picture *roll picture*
User avatar #61 - spyisspy (08/30/2014) [-]
No Vivvy
#18 - nobody goes with my D 08/30/2014 on Logic 0
#28 - I haven't ****** any woman, but I sure have seen … 08/28/2014 on Perspective +7
#200 - sooo... Tinder matched me with a chick from Finland... I live … 08/26/2014 on Are You Alone? +2
#46 - although I think Dr. Who is crap, that sounds like some good writting  [+] (18 new replies) 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... +54
User avatar #122 - messerauditore (08/25/2014) [-]
It has its moments. I love the show, but it has some annoyingly large plot holes.
#110 - fcrocker (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah the show did have some really fucking good episodes, Somme of the recurring plot devices are pretty good too.
And then you get the sappy bullshit episodes which remind me why I stopped watching this shit. I think it's because the show has many different writers, with very different styles.

Also most of the humor and characters are cheesy, immature and complete shit, which can be expected really as it's marketed for children. Hence why most of the fanboys are immature Tumblr fucks who buy in to this 10-year old directed humor.
User avatar #104 - rootsandwings (08/25/2014) [-]
Although that I would disagree with you about dr. who the two parter that he is in I think in season 5 is fantastic and worth the watch.
User avatar #97 - jordanish (08/25/2014) [-]
No matter what else you say about the series it can have some really poignant moments, usually when someone is about to die and has a few moments to say their piece
User avatar #61 - BmanX (08/25/2014) [-]
I have little to no interest in Dr. Who, except for the Weeping Angels episodes. The idea behind them sounds really cool. Not enough to make me watch the show though.
#48 - ilikethisusername (08/25/2014) [-]
he's just speaking his opinion, and its not bad either. why is this thumbed down?
#99 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2014) [-]
Because this site is dominated by Dr Who fanboys.
I fucking hate the show, i've watched it multiple times and its embarrassing to the sci-fi genre.
Whoever designs the creatures wants firing, they either slap some animal head onto a humanoid body, just pick a fucking inanimate object like a stature or window mannequin, or blatantly steal from other sci-fi's like the new Garrus rip off.
And holy fucking shit is it stupidly PC, watched the new episode last night, BTW GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT LIZARD CHICK AND HER MAID WERE LESBIANS?!
I would have not have guessed if they hadnt mentioned it every 5 fucking minutes...

Those are genuine criticisms, but lets watch the shitstorm below...
User avatar #120 - broswagonist (08/25/2014) [-]
"genuine criticisms"
insults and mocks the entire time
I have no problem with criticism as long as you aren't a dick as well.
#134 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2014) [-]
Cry some more...
#135 - broswagonist (08/25/2014) [-]
Wow, it's actually the same anon.
Don't be a cunt.
User avatar #116 - akkere (08/25/2014) [-]
The show could honestly be legitimately good through and through if it wasn't cluster fucked with such goofy designs and consistently bad attempts at being silly.
If it took anything after it's spin-off Torchwood, it would be light years ahead by having respectable antagonists, a grounded story, and a balance between humor and plot development.
#56 - robdabob (08/25/2014) [-]
Because the show isn't crap, almost every big moments like one of these for examples are equally emotional, so it's bullcrap and that show is soo friggin good, and so is Torchwood, god i miss that show.
User avatar #115 - akkere (08/25/2014) [-]
It's a mediocre show that's dominated by gold scenes here and there, but even those are blown out of proportion. The core plot itself could be manifested much better, but it's cursed by poor execution.
Torchwood's at least different because it isn't cluster fucked by goofy premises and clunky characters. It's essentially a spin-off that's exponentially better than its predecessor.
User avatar #83 - ugottanked (08/25/2014) [-]
Or, or...he could just not like the show? Y'know, opinions and whatnot.
User avatar #57 - ilikethisusername (08/25/2014) [-]
Torchwood? oh goodie, a new show for me to watch ! tell me all about it.
User avatar #58 - robdabob (08/25/2014) [-]
Sooo much to say,

Captain Jack Harkness, the former Time Agent and con man from the 51st century last seen traveling with the Doctor, ventures to early 21st century Cardiff. There, he becomes a member of Torchwood Institute, a renegade criminal investigation group founded by Queen Victoria to battle hostile extraterrestrial and supernatural threats. -Imdb

But that should sum it pretty good, it's a spin-off of Doctor Who.
#80 - lordtowelie (08/25/2014) [-]
Torchwood is also an anagram of Doctor Who Just a little mini fact for you
User avatar #59 - ilikethisusername (08/25/2014) [-]
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#18 - man I so wanna be rich and famous so I can get away with this … 08/22/2014 on why havent we heard of this... +1
#24 - Since FJ has only talked about this for the last couple of day…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on zoe +3
#28 - intrepidy (08/22/2014) [-]
I am fairly certain she has nudes.
#413 - admin, does the amazon FJ link work for purchases not made wit… 08/21/2014 on Games 0
#20 - I hope he's not high enough to not realise he's drowning  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on "Be yourself" is not the... +14
User avatar #46 - elcreepo (08/22/2014) [-]
He can hold his breath, plus toward the end he inches his head more to the left so he can breath
#28 - or... 08/16/2014 on Simpsons +6
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on X-files shitting on CSI +3
User avatar #32 - historia (08/16/2014) [-]
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