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Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:1/29/2015
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#77 - duuuuuude, noooo..... 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... 0
#132 - **cactusphalus rolled image ** MFW i'll never be part of th… 12/06/2014 on Trying To Fit In On FunnyJunk +4
#63 - I've seen this a million times and never realised it was an ass 12/05/2014 on pec or ass 0
#162 - judging from the frontline, I don't even think she has a butt 12/05/2014 on Yes 0
#127 - >heard that >got sad >masturbated furiously …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Does This Smell Like... +2
User avatar #180 - mrsixinch (12/06/2014) [-]
I like the cut of your jib, kid
#32 - **cactusphalus rolls 324** like this? 12/02/2014 on 911 -1
#72 - since when typewritters have so many colors? Mine had only bla… 12/02/2014 on Respect 0
#138 - well I also read that Osiris was not really a god... rather a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on That cat's a what now? 0
#143 - oinos (12/02/2014) [-]
You missed the point about Pharaohs being gods.
They were conceptualized as gods to their people, just as Kim Jong Un is to his people. We love you Admin.

Many cultures and religions support men as being godlike or gods during their ascension. Most of those in Rome or Greece often claimed on their victories that they were descended of Hercules or other gods to support themselves as being divine. Egypt is no different. Old legends of Egypt though also recount that the utterance of the name of the dead retains them in life. So talking of Osiris means he is still about. When his name is forgotten then so might he be.



Osiris was the 3rd Pharoah to my knowledge, and he was also the one to bring Egypt out of cannibalism as he abolished it's practice. Yes, he was also as the story goes ripped into pieces to prevent his return, but Isis being the loving wife she was found the pieces and bandaged them back together to hold him in one piece. Hence his appearance also as a Mummy. This is how the old tale recants it : "And so he was scattered unto the four winds, yet Seth could not destroy him." If anything Horus avenged his father well when he came later to find Seth. Horus was a royal asskicking in a can, and man did he ever show that sorry fuck what was up. Anyways the story of this is long, and it is perhaps better told in another thread or on another time.




A truely odd fact.... Before Ra was king of the Gods, Osiris was. Osiris's worship over the era waned and he ended up placed under Ra in the Pantheon after some centuries in such states. Also the rituals of burial of the dead in low chambers deep beneath the pyramids may be tied to Osiris's being within the tree.
#315 - I'm going to save this image... I don't know when I'm gonna us… 12/01/2014 on New Awakening 0
#345 - **cactusphalus rolled comment #2 ** : >pos… 11/30/2014 on OC maker appreciation day 0
#256 - this picture makes me wanna hug him... you can see him hiding … 11/29/2014 on Gender equality goes both... 0
#56 - I forgot if this was in Bolivia or Peru... I guess both countr… 11/27/2014 on Sleeping Beauty 0
#39 - I should be doing an assignment about the entire history of ja… 11/26/2014 on Yik Yak: College Edition 0
#65 - I wank that Zelda/Akira in a better resolution 11/23/2014 on The Vinyl Ass 0
#31 - not happening 11/20/2014 on GET READY! +1
#27 - you really think so? 11/20/2014 on I doubt it though +1
#25 - oh you will be in my dreams... not the good ones though 11/20/2014 on I doubt it though 0
#23 - oatmeal content ***** ! tha **** are … 11/20/2014 on I can't computer +3
#43 - yes... welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet 11/19/2014 on It's sad because it's true! 0
#2043 - I've never posted on this threads before... but here we go 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#69 - an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch +3
#48 - Oh god chris, wth are you doing? 11/19/2014 on Golly, you're the best. 0
#63 - what god forsaken language is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Ballin 0
#66 - mrlalman (11/19/2014) [-]
This is the... beautiful and eh... elegant language known as Norwegian!
#29 - BOOM headshot! 11/18/2014 on Matt Taylor +6
#119 - some of those look like they were made by this chick  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Another '4chan Makes Guns'... +2
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