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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:7/25/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1808
Comment Ranking:#1521
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1498
Content Thumbs: 4200 total,  4556 ,  356
Comment Thumbs: 5081 total,  5577 ,  496
Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:1
Content Views:206708
Times Content Favorited:415 times
Total Comments Made:1421
FJ Points:7895

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#138 - I told you before dude... there's gonna be a NSFW edition of t… 07/18/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 9 0
#5001 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#385 - I'm sad because I've clicked on that little heart by the comme… 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
#21 - in all that text, there's one comma and no dot or any other pu…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Bad ass level: 2nd grade... +35
#41 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
,ŋ.&žČ
#55 - wietion (07/18/2014) [-]
Tits or GTFO pic related
#58 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
don't have any
#60 - wietion (07/18/2014) [-]
Did i stutter?
#74 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
no, did i?
User avatar #76 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
is that u
#78 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
yup, stayed up 24 hours making hats from wool.
no make up, real beauty
User avatar #79 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
aren't you like 16
User avatar #80 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah.
what is your point?
tell me, i won't judge, i'm curious
User avatar #81 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
you look as young as me
User avatar #82 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
i had an "age spurt"
but yeah, i'm a Version 1.0 norwegian, we age weirdly
User avatar #83 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
fuck yeah
I have some norwegian on my grandmother's side
#84 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
gee, really? i have some norwegian on both my sides!
User avatar #85 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
i'll wreck you 12 year old
#86 - boomerpyro (07/18/2014) [-]
you can wreck me anytime senpai
#87 - alexthesiro (07/18/2014) [-]
#43 - whenever that happens, I just keep going 07/18/2014 on /fit/ talks about edging 0
#167 - **cactusphalus rolls 698** 07/18/2014 on Pokemon Comp! 0
#2410 - MFW I can't play FPS 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#51 - Picture 07/17/2014 on clever title 0
#59 - my kinky gay son 's parties tend to end badly... 07/17/2014 on DJ Admin's parties 0
#21 - that is one huge plate  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Boonanas 0
#23 - clazlo (07/17/2014) [-]
It's a platter
#47 - went to click on "NEXT", clicked the "Funny&quo… 07/17/2014 on borderplands 0
#91 - taxes man... 07/17/2014 on Man killed to death 0
#76 - that looks so fucking real 07/17/2014 on Tension in my house 0
#52 - seems you don't know my kind... 07/16/2014 on No need for a title 0
#84 - That movie sucked then and it sucks now 07/16/2014 on Napoleon Dynamite 0
#51 - **cactusphalus rolled image ** behold! what lies within' th… 07/16/2014 on Waynes World 0
#15 - I have more expression when I'm sleeping 07/15/2014 on High school musical 4 was... +2
#22 - Picture 07/15/2014 on *ISERT WITTY TITLE HERE* +3
#28 - soo... what happened to the "flag moderators" page?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on JunkFunky 0
User avatar #29 - huntergriff (07/15/2014) [-]
guess my big tittied mommy doesn't want people to masturbate to all the CP and digestive end product that's there.
#14 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Schrödingers Dog +4
#9255920 - Picture 07/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#340 - I learned to accept the fact that I'm flunking college  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#353 - ehzio (07/11/2014) [-]
I can't lie to this one either
#339 - I second that emotion  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +2
#512 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
You mean notion, right?
Or motion, at least.
Are there really people out there who think that it's emotion?
The fuck, man.
#528 - celestialsin (07/11/2014) [-]
The want to shit in someones eyes is in a twisted way an emotion (or at the very least controlled by one) so emotion could be the right word. Notion would be fine as well, but motion would mean he literally seconds his shitting in s eyes... which I suppose could be true as well. English is fun
#22 - it's only for 7 days though 07/10/2014 on yes, yes it would. +1
#60 - I could name 5 Peppers songs even if I didn't like them  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on I now understand +3
User avatar #68 - larrynonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Do you have green text because you are a dank kush 420 man?
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