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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:11/24/2014
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Content Ranking:#5226
Comment Ranking:#4164
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
Content Thumbs: 4341 total,  4713 ,  372
Comment Thumbs: 5965 total,  6499 ,  534
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:214611
Times Content Favorited:419 times
Total Comments Made:1629
FJ Points:8591

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#14 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Schrödingers Dog +4
#9255920 - Picture 07/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#340 - I learned to accept the fact that I'm flunking college  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#353 - ehzio (07/11/2014) [-]
I can't lie to this one either
#339 - I second that emotion  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +2
#512 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2014) [-]
You mean notion, right?
Or motion, at least.
Are there really people out there who think that it's emotion?
The fuck, man.
#528 - celestialsin (07/11/2014) [-]
The want to shit in someones eyes is in a twisted way an emotion (or at the very least controlled by one) so emotion could be the right word. Notion would be fine as well, but motion would mean he literally seconds his shitting in s eyes... which I suppose could be true as well. English is fun
#22 - it's only for 7 days though 07/10/2014 on yes, yes it would. +1
#60 - I could name 5 Peppers songs even if I didn't like them  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on I now understand +3
User avatar #68 - larrynonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Do you have green text because you are a dank kush 420 man?
#125 - will PTSD be the new RAPE for tumblr? 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy +2
#35 - he paints with ******* SMOKE ?! 07/10/2014 on Soot Art 0
#16 - I am now a green cactus! proceed with the comment section  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on yes, yes it would. +3
User avatar #21 - psyachu (07/10/2014) [-]
That is legit a cool story and I shall take you in as my bro. No sarcasm, That's pretty cool, imo.
User avatar #22 - cactusphalus (07/10/2014) [-]
it's only for 7 days though
#42 - I can see myself as a giraffe 07/10/2014 on Animal facts. 0
#87 - hyperventilating... yeah, I did that 07/10/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey -1
#26 - this guy has over 3000 comics... how ******* prol… 07/10/2014 on Make a wish. 0
#8 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Do you think this is a game? +25
#6 - oh... thanks 07/09/2014 on Doucheland #2 +1
#4 - TYS?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Doucheland #2 +1
User avatar #5 - nicolascagelover (07/09/2014) [-]
Germany is called "Tyskland" in Norwegian, so it says "TYS"
User avatar #6 - cactusphalus (07/09/2014) [-]
oh... thanks
#20 - we don't speak spanish goddammit 07/09/2014 on No more :( -1
#44 - I haven't actually seen anyone say that, in fact they wouldn't… 07/09/2014 on (untitled) +4
#47 - and some of them are on this site right now 07/09/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... +5
#89 - finally I'm gonna get my life straight! gonna start l…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on i'm shuttin down FJ 0
#261 - pleuradispensor (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks for new background, I was using this in tile formation.... do what you will with it
#20 - the dogs have more human sounding names than the kids 07/09/2014 on I want candy 0
#95 - I actually don't like "desserts" (cakes, pies, ice c… 07/09/2014 on Personality test +1
#11 - Picture 07/09/2014 on not a chance +32
#117 - and just how does that prove your uncle owns a dr. seuss origi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on dr. seuss aint have'n you shit 0
User avatar #118 - mondprinzessin (07/09/2014) [-]
>_> VERY WELL THEN, ONE DAY, MAYBE NOT EVEN THIS YEAR ILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH IT, WITH ALL THE USUALL JUNK TO PROVE MY AUTHENTICITY
YOULLLLL SEEEE
#43 - but this is the smart kind 07/09/2014 on bachelor hack +1
#23 - oh this content is going down the drain 07/09/2014 on suicide and happiness +5
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