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cactusphalus

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:4/19/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6907
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
Content Thumbs: 4341 total,  4713 ,  372
Comment Thumbs: 6331 total,  6899 ,  568
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:215161
Times Content Favorited:417 times
Total Comments Made:1818
FJ Points:8888

latest user's comments

#71 - let's see... when I was 13 I blew an older guy in a publ… 11/07/2014 on Somethings should not be... -3
#40 - you're anon... chanes are you'll never see this again, but ok.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Whem Mom Isn't Home +1
#46 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Admittingly after failing to reply to the right person the first time I just decided to google it. I knew it was Full Metal Alchemist, but other than that I knew virtually nothing about it so I read the general premise. As such I understand what this picture represents, but having not watched the anime the joke seems pretty lame.
#28 - I like this family 11/06/2014 on ew +4
#32 - if the person doesn't know the source of this is FMA then how …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Whem Mom Isn't Home +3
#36 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Except there are people who don't know what is going on, like myself. And since there is no existing explanation as to what this image is showing, then care to explain since you're assuming otherwise?
User avatar #40 - cactusphalus (11/06/2014) [-]
you're anon... chanes are you'll never see this again, but ok...

Full Metal Alchemist

The mom is dead and the kids are trying to bring her back to live using alchemy. Let's just say things don't go very well
#46 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Admittingly after failing to reply to the right person the first time I just decided to google it. I knew it was Full Metal Alchemist, but other than that I knew virtually nothing about it so I read the general premise. As such I understand what this picture represents, but having not watched the anime the joke seems pretty lame.
#37 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
My apologies, I meant that for the other person.
#33 - imsugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
>Well there is good reason for him to assume most would get it.
#15 - "Cancer: The Sun will rise tomorrow and the crows will fl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Trust Issues 0
#47 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
fucking the crows?
#12 - "cute asian guys" they all look girly to me 11/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#28 - Those kids... do they have spray tan lines?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Britney Spears 0
#31 - bollenn (11/06/2014) [-]
Nah, they've actually been out in the sun, believe it or not.
#122 - Julio Iglesias - Neofascism suuuuuuure 11/06/2014 on Sex, Drugs & Worse 0
#163 - but anything with "porn" in the name gets censored b… 11/05/2014 on fj #2 domain idea +4
#45 - it's a single user... and by the name I'm pretty sure he or sh… 11/05/2014 on Vladimir "Will Smith" Putin +3
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on sonic fast +5
User avatar #26 - deviousdanish (11/04/2014) [-]
You glorious fuck, I was going to post this if someone hadn't.
#128 - oh man thanks for the reminder... I was just about to fap 11/04/2014 on It begins 0
#35 - The game I have most hours played on Steam is Civ V at a whoop… 10/30/2014 on Git gud 0
#43 - HFW 10/29/2014 on Gotta go fast +8
#52 - I don't understand anymore 10/29/2014 on Forgot to check their... +3
#58 - and to top it off, she's underage 10/28/2014 on i'll take anything going 0
#45 - 'cause that's how quotes go. Surname, Name at l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Check it +1
#46 - Spikeydeath (10/28/2014) [-]
Ah, cool. Was just curious
#44 - Comment deleted 10/28/2014 on Check it 0
#40 - "Can nobody be free unless we're all free. There's no 'me…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Check it +4
#43 - Spikeydeath (10/28/2014) [-]
Why did you make it Ali,Brother?
User avatar #45 - cactusphalus (10/28/2014) [-]
'cause that's how quotes go. Surname, Name

at least where I'm from
#46 - Spikeydeath (10/28/2014) [-]
Ah, cool. Was just curious
#44 - cactusphalus has deleted their comment.
#63 - "platform shoe" doesn't that make you a CD…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Rape is funny 0
#70 - DrollHumor (10/28/2014) [-]
It was probably a creeper, like this. Not a pair of pumps aka platform high heels.
#199 - I don't usually complain about reposts... but I saw this yesterday 10/28/2014 on When mom isn't home 0
#121 - not exactly what happened, in my case it was more like: … 10/28/2014 on that bitch +1
#53 - no 10/28/2014 on Slut up 0
#15 - Xzibit.jpg 10/28/2014 on suffocation warning stickers +1
#55 - I think Imma lay down... 10/27/2014 on Mr. Skeltal at Target 0

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