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#11 - **cactusphalus rolled user phanact **  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Troubles of group projects +447
#38 - luquaz (06/12/2014) [-]
what is this sorcery?
#25 - dudewitharake (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - invshika (06/12/2014) [-]
top comment here you come
#18 - isradam (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
You're my hero.
User avatar #17 - cactusphalus (06/12/2014) [-]
thank you, random citizen
#13 - TheFixer (06/12/2014) [-]
**TheFixer rolled user fizzor **
#12 - betars (06/12/2014) [-]
#23 - not even remotely related to the content, but still 06/12/2014 on Low Budget Pixar Movie +14
#96 - I cut it from a comic that was posted here a while ago... othe… 06/12/2014 on How to parent correctly 0
#27 - is that the same guy?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on How to parent correctly +28
#95 - musichead (06/12/2014) [-]
Source on this one?
User avatar #96 - cactusphalus (06/12/2014) [-]
I cut it from a comic that was posted here a while ago... other than that I've got nothing
#40 - I rarely spoke to my trainer at the gym... he'd pass me the se…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on anon works out +14
#49 - oxki (06/11/2014) [-]
What a bro.
#59 - There's no Taco Bell where I live 06/09/2014 on yo quiero taco bell +1
#20 - you must be canadian 06/09/2014 on Hey Ref 0
#69 - I'm feely because that kid draws better than me 06/07/2014 on Sometimes even small things... +3
#25 - "PS4 controller" that was weirdly specific  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on See Desc +20
#30 - 4chan refugee (06/07/2014) [-]
Because no consumer with an ounce of self respect would buy micrococks sad excuse for a console.
#507 - you gon' get banned, ***** ! 06/07/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#49 - nnnggh 06/06/2014 on BURN! 0
#52 - that's konnichi wa? Wouldn't that be "kyou wa"?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/02/2014 on that's waisis! +1
User avatar #167 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
Yes and yes too.
Kanjis have more than one reading, context is the key.
User avatar #169 - ilovetocuddle (06/02/2014) [-]
How would you read that in the correct context tho? jw
#173 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
If the word stands alone on the top of a WoT then you can assume it's a salutation, therefore it's "konnichi wa". Like this :

今日は。
今週の授業では、なぜユダヤ人を殺すのは必要なのか、教 てやる。

If it's at the beginning of a sentence then it's most probably a time indicator, so it's safe to assume it's"kyou wa", like that :

今日はゲイな事を皆でやろう!

And if someone want to say "konnichi wa" at the beginning of a sentence and don't want people to misread it well then refrain from using kanjis and goes for こんにちは, just like that :

こんにちは、母さん。ね、陰茎をしゃぶってくれない?

easy peasy
User avatar #174 - ilovetocuddle (06/02/2014) [-]
I personally know ASL, then learnt English. Can't even fathom how people think English is more difficult than that shit. shit English was hard enough as it is.
User avatar #176 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
I always wanted to learn a new language, and when I became able to I hesitated between Japanese, Russian and FSL (french SL, I'm a frogfag).
I thought then (and still think, maybe out of ignorance) that SL is scarier than any other language. How on earth do you go on speaking with your arms ?
Dats crazy man
User avatar #177 - ilovetocuddle (06/02/2014) [-]
its the same concept, just symbols. once your good at in its not awkward either, and just gets really fluid and fast, sometimes to fast. with emotion and shit like that.
Hell my teacher could sign 2 different people one hand each and hold both conversations.

Then I look at Korean/Chinese/Japanese and... just wat.
User avatar #178 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
Korean is easy to learn but pretty uninteresting as a language.

Japanese is easy to learn but hard to speak properly (spoken language have a gazillion rules that are written nowhere but you have to respect anyway).

Chinese is extremely hard to learn and flatly impossible to speak properly. Don't even try. It's impossible.
User avatar #182 - ilovetocuddle (06/02/2014) [-]
pretty sure I couldn't speak it if I tried m8, if you catch my drift.
User avatar #213 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
There I go.

Speaking english is like touching someone's arm with your finger and moving it around. It's fluid, there is no break of contact, and it's hard to be misunderstood. Like, saying "dog" is signing little circles, and saying "cat" is making little lines : hard to mistake one for the other.

Korean is the same as english.

Japanese would be like standing in front of someone and poking him with a stick. The words' meaning is easily carried : like, "dog" is three pokes and "cat" is four. It makes the conversation kind of slow, and somewhat jerky, but in the end you get your message across. The problem is that you have 100+ sticks, all different sizes; and you must chose your stick before saying a single word, on the basis of who is the other person, how intimate you are, what are the hierarchy links between you, etc. etc. And if you chose a stick only a little bit too short or too long, the other person will be offended.
That is to say, you can study Japanese grammar for years and be a master at it, if you don't know how to chose the right stick, then your Japanese is useless.

Funny enough JSL doesn't have the stick problem and is actually much much easier to learn and use than actual Japanese.

Now, Chinese.
Speaking Chinese is like hitting each other with a soap bar rolled into a wet towel. For each word, there is multiple aspects that carry meaning : the place of the body where your hit lands, the angle from which you strike, the force of the blow, even the wetness and the temprature of the towel. If you get one of these slightly wrong then the word have a completely different meaning and your sentence will make no sense.
It makes conversations messy, slushy, with a lot of misplaced hits and misunderstood words.
Like, it's totally possible to try to say "Hello there !" and end up saying "I fist my pets" because the towel was too cold and you hit the knee instead of the thigh.
For any westerner it's a nightmare.
User avatar #191 - nao (06/02/2014) [-]
I catch it bro, pardon my goldfish brain.

Before I try my hands at making sensory analogies, may I ask if it is possible to ask you a couple of questions about ASL and deaf culture via PM ?
I'm quite curious about a number of things, and as I know no deaf person, I've never had my knowledge thirst quenched.
Don't hesitate to decline, I'll understand if you don't have time to lose with a troublesome white cis non-deaf scum. I know that you must be asked questions quite often already.

I'll post my briliant attempt at bringing touch into the debate in another comment in a min.
User avatar #218 - ilovetocuddle (06/02/2014) [-]
sure ask away man, although not sure what kind of interest there is in it aha
#177 - Oh how relevant is my name right now 06/01/2014 on Are You Brave Enough? +108
#16 - The only Pokémon Gen I haven't played is GEN4 and GEN6 …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon. 0
User avatar #23 - unlithe (05/31/2014) [-]
gen four was okay at best. gen 6 is incredible. holy shit like seriously everything is just so much more polished and enjoyable. theres even diagonal movement
User avatar #46 - monswine (05/31/2014) [-]
Gen 4 is my personal least favourite. I just find it slow, and it happens to be sandwiched between Hoenn and the Kanto remake. That being said Diamond has probably clocked the longest playtime of any of my pokemon games.
User avatar #47 - unlithe (05/31/2014) [-]
yeah. it was so fucking boring and took a lot of meaning out of the title of legendary. like 15 fucking legendary pokemon what the actual fuck. plus the enviroments and characters were bland.
#36 - 4chan refugee (05/31/2014) [-]
who gives a fuck about the movement. why play pokemon for the movement. gen 6 sucks big donkey balls and is most likely the worst one ever.
User avatar #45 - unlithe (05/31/2014) [-]
it helps the immersion wonderfully and i thoroughly enjoyed it.
User avatar #44 - monswine (05/31/2014) [-]
diagonal movement is blissful. The games are perfectly enjoyable though the league was supremely disappointing and the post-game questline was buried so deep I had to crack open the guidebook to find it. In my opinion the graphics have reached the uncanny valley and it's all starting to kind of break down a little.
#2444 - **cactusphalus rolled image ** 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#64 - I can't get over how hot that Mario looks... even with that nose 05/31/2014 on The Evolution of Super... 0
#64 - at least someone likes calculus 05/30/2014 on anon on antidepressants 0
#133 - Comment deleted 05/29/2014 on Blind Kid Vs 50 Cent 0
#59 - just my backpack is usually around 10kg 05/27/2014 on Morbid for self-concious... -1
#39 - I know some of these words.gif 05/27/2014 on im mad life -1
#30 - in my case it's bats smashing against my window or entering th… 05/25/2014 on Best Reason To Own A Pet +1
#535 - I have summoned a *********  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Real Equality -1
#575 - 4chan refugee (06/02/2014) [-]
Yes, all the hysterical bigots are here with their giant sized mouths and undersized brains. Congrats
#508 - unless it's a newborn... you know, breastfeeding  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Real Equality -1
User avatar #535 - cactusphalus (05/24/2014) [-]
I have summoned a shitstorm
#575 - 4chan refugee (06/02/2014) [-]
Yes, all the hysterical bigots are here with their giant sized mouths and undersized brains. Congrats
#523 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2014) [-]
Since lots of women like to infest their bodies with all sorts of chemicals from botox to alcohol and nicotin, I rather have my children get their nutrition from clean formulas than those pesticide infested milk-jugs.
User avatar #524 - timmywankenobi (05/24/2014) [-]
but breast milk contain antibodies and many other nutrients that formula cannot provide.
#527 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2014) [-]
Then you have to choose.

Milk that comes with whatever elements the girl inhaled, drank or ate that didn't get to react and excrete in her life till shortly before breastfeeding

or

Clean formula without any anti-bodies.
User avatar #533 - timmywankenobi (05/24/2014) [-]
yep.
#528 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2014) [-]
That example is for notorious women that smoke and drink a lot. If you have a girl-friend that isn't a complete idiot and you are damn sure about it, go ahead and breastfeed.
#530 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2014) [-]
Formula-anon here. I agree. It was meant for those chubby flab-steaks of industrial excretion (McDonald's regulars) and skinny skin-lotion dippers and chemical wrinkle ironers.

If the girl is nothing of the above, breastfeeding should give the advantages you seek.
User avatar #521 - beasert (05/24/2014) [-]
Formula with required nutrients.
#512 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2014) [-]
[thumbs up internally]

Very good point, mate.
User avatar #511 - painmann (05/24/2014) [-]
You don't have to breast feed.
User avatar #525 - timmywankenobi (05/24/2014) [-]
but you should since breast feed babies are always stronger and get sick less and have less allergies later on.
#241 - that sounded as vague as a brony hoverhanding a photoshopped pony 05/24/2014 on Half Life 3 announced, for... 0
#39 - I do... when it's not pointy at the end 05/23/2014 on Firstworldproblems comp #3 0
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