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#32 - I knew a girl like that who wouldn't ever reply, or if she did… 14 hours ago on when girls say they are lonely +1
#29 - That **** pisses me off so much. People always do that …  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on when girls say they are lonely +1
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#31 - alucord (14 hours ago) [-]
She was just a bad texter in general, not just to me, and insisted she wanted to hear from me, but then would just ignore them
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#32 - cacti (14 hours ago) [-]
I knew a girl like that who wouldn't ever reply, or if she did she would just say "K". She ended up intensely making out with my girlfriend, invading my bros house and punching him among other things.
#126 - Thanks, mate. Papa is so talented. I legitimately enjoy his music. 01/10/2016 on 62 year old streamer... 0
#124 - Is there a full song to this?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on 62 year old streamer... 0
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#125 - patriotpenguin (01/10/2016) [-]
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#126 - cacti (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks, mate. Papa is so talented. I legitimately enjoy his music.
#123 - Can't you get arrested for making public death threats? 01/10/2016 on 62 year old streamer... +8
#101 - You certainly have an odd collection of images and videos.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on You can become anything 0
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#102 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
nah its really not.
#90 - At first I thought it was a girl. Then it turned out to be two…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on You can become anything 0
#100 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
does cute need a purpose?
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#101 - cacti (01/05/2016) [-]
You certainly have an odd collection of images and videos.
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#102 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
nah its really not.
#87 - What the **** is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on You can become anything 0
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#89 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
a fuck boy.
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#90 - cacti (01/05/2016) [-]
At first I thought it was a girl. Then it turned out to be two guys filming themselves combing a very girly guys hair. And then pretend kissing him. How did you even come into possession of this? It looks like the kind of video you would find in the memory of a discarded camera someone used in highschool. Is there even any purpose to it??

#100 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
does cute need a purpose?
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#101 - cacti (01/05/2016) [-]
You certainly have an odd collection of images and videos.
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#102 - dogziller (01/05/2016) [-]
nah its really not.
#21 - >TFW you can't have two first kisses 01/03/2016 on Update 0
#56 - Could this technically be considered **** if those were… 12/30/2015 on Womens Problems +6

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#10 - andranadu ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
stickied by cacti
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
#6 - burntcheesey (01/18/2014) [-]
stickied by cacti
#141 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #162 to #141 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Really?

The thread or whatever got too long so I had to continue the convo here.
User avatar #163 to #162 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Mhm. I've only had one irl friend. Then I moved states last year and havent made a friend since.
User avatar #164 to #163 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Do you still talk to your other friend?
User avatar #165 to #164 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Rarely... He's always busy...
User avatar #166 to #165 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
I hate that. I have a REALLY good friend that I used to talk to every day on skype. Now we skype once or twice a week and barely see each other. Feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #167 to #166 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Im sorry...
User avatar #168 to #167 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Well i'm actually texting her right now, so it's all good. She just can't skype me because her boyfriend is jealous of how close we are hehehe.
User avatar #169 to #168 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh I see.
User avatar #170 to #169 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Well my day's actual better than I thought it'd be. I don't have conversations with peeps on FJ often.
User avatar #171 to #170 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
oh thats good.
User avatar #142 to #141 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Herro
User avatar #143 to #142 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #144 to #143 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Not bad. Listening to music and wasting my day on FunnyJunk. I could be doing homework right now but that **** is overrated. hbu?
User avatar #145 to #144 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh nice what music?
User avatar #146 to #145 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Not something I listen to often. I've been trying to expand my musical library recently. Trying to accept different styles and all that shiz. I've found that the more I listen to a certain song the more I begin to like it. And I've started liking stuff I never thought I would have.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0piGVgcUEeE

I literally don't even know who this artist is lol. I just brought it up on YouTube last night and started listening to it. It ain't bad tbh.
User avatar #147 to #146 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Modest mouse is my favorite band.
User avatar #148 to #147 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Favorite song from them?
User avatar #149 to #148 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I like parting of the sensory a lot.
User avatar #150 to #149 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm listening to it now
Never heard of this band before.
User avatar #151 to #150 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I like them a lot.
User avatar #152 to #151 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Well it's not my cuppa tea, but I can respect them for their talent and style.
User avatar #153 to #152 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Mhm eheh
User avatar #154 to #153 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
What are you up to rn?
User avatar #155 to #154 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Nothing really. browsing and stuff.
User avatar #156 to #155 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
Yee. Didn't Admin say he was gonna have a party soon? I gotta get my funk on damn.
User avatar #157 to #156 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Idunno..
I dont go to the fj parties much anymore.
User avatar #158 to #157 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
I haven't been to one since he first started doing them because I have such a good social life and no time to do so.

Who am I kidding? Myself.
User avatar #159 to #158 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Its ok.. Im basically a shutin..
User avatar #160 to #159 - cacti (04/19/2015) [-]
You know what's sad? I have a lot of friends, but no one ever invites me anywhere. And they never accept my invitations. It makes me wonder how many of those friends actually think i'm a creep and they're just trying to be nice.
User avatar #161 to #160 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I literally don't have a single IRL friend.
User avatar #140 to #139 - cacti (03/21/2015) [-]
Heh. Thanks.
User avatar #134 - andra ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
ey do you remember what site your avatar is from bby
i need it for a minecraft thing
you can join the server im playing on if you want other fj people are there
User avatar #138 to #134 - cacti (03/14/2015) [-]
Yo what's the server?
User avatar #135 to #134 - cacti (03/13/2015) [-]
I'll try to find it. I can't get it right now because i'm ote n abote
User avatar #136 to #135 - andra ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
i found it dont you worry your lil head bae
User avatar #137 to #136 - cacti (03/13/2015) [-]
I actually have an abnormally large head babykinz
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#106 - andranadu ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
cool
#107 to #106 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
BRO ******* ADDS KEEP POPPING UP EVERY OTHER PAGE I VISIT...



And yeah is that comment rank considered good?
#108 to #107 - andranadu ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
*cough* get adblock ***** *cough*

and yeah, thats #6000
is all neat and tidy even if it is ****
User avatar #109 to #108 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
true.. I hope it stays that way.
User avatar #110 to #109 - andranadu ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
lol it wont
that far down the rankings it's a miracle for you to stay in the same hundred
User avatar #111 to #110 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
Oh well at least you got a picture of it..
User avatar #112 to #111 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
Admin just replied to me bro. I've never felt more enlightened
User avatar #102 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Will you gift me your chest and key? Here's my favorite moose
#103 to #102 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
It didn't post the first time... weird..
User avatar #104 to #103 - cacti (07/01/2014) [-]
I guess i'm a bit late but yeah I can.
How do I give it to you?
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#105 to #100 - misanthrizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
you mite wanna slow down there pal
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User avatar #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
t
User avatar #80 to #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Yay I'm celebrating colored text with myself.
User avatar #78 to #77 - cacti (06/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** you weren't lying.
User avatar #74 - luluwho (06/16/2014) [-]
COOL new avatar bro
User avatar #75 to #74 - cacti (06/16/2014) [-]
Actually had it for a while, just decided Admins muscles needed to be the center of attention for a little while.
#73 - datmine ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - lizardnigger (06/06/2014) [-]
gr8 roll m8
User avatar #70 to #69 - cacti (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you rate it 8/8?
User avatar #71 to #70 - lizardnigger (06/09/2014) [-]
i forgot that
people will begin to deb8 my gr8 8/8 skills
User avatar #48 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
oewww, Nice Muscle
User avatar #49 to #48 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
That is Admins muscle. All praise to glorious leader.
#50 to #49 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN,   PARTY MASTER !!!
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN, PARTY MASTER !!!
#51 to #50 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
#52 to #51 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I can help with that   I save every good one I see.
I can help with that I save every good one I see.
#54 to #53 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
which is not really that many
which is not really that many
#55 to #54 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
lol, this one.
lol, this one.
#57 to #55 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Game Item as Santa
Game Item as Santa
User avatar #56 to #55 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
This is best.
#58 to #56 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree   (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
I agree (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
#60 to #58 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
Rood ones? You have my interest.
#61 to #59 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
This one is not really porn, I can show this.  flesh make the best gifs ever.
This one is not really porn, I can show this. flesh make the best gifs ever.
#63 to #61 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Out of GIFs, but this is about addy asking for donations, lol. Still fairly new pic.
User avatar #62 to #61 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
haha I remember there being one from a comic some guy made where it was admin with I think a speedo on and he was super muscular. Was freaking hilarious.
#64 to #62 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
OH I remember that, I wish I had saved it. Here's a muscle one
User avatar #65 to #64 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
All I see is
User avatar #66 to #65 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
huh ? Yes, I've decided to keep you Thanx for accepting.
User avatar #67 to #66 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]


I'll see you later I have to go about my day now
User avatar #68 to #67 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I understand, I'm off to do Items Game myself. Nice playing with you
User avatar #42 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
So, i've been getting quite a bit of fame recently. What've you been up to?
User avatar #43 to #42 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to comment on your latest .gif.
Keep it up, I sure as hell can't do that kind of stuff.
User avatar #44 to #43 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
And to think i'm younger than you... it's really weird isn't it? And I taught myself everything - it's ridiculous. ^^

The people love me - and I love them.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I saw your comment about not wanting to make a .gif tutorial because you didn't like the sound of your voice.
I know the truth.
mwuhahahaha!!!
User avatar #46 to #45 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nah, my voice has been fairly low for a while
It's just that I have a lisp
It's fairly evident
User avatar #47 to #46 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
aah.
I have a bit of a lisp as well. Not too bad, but it makes me sound kind of like the main villain from the kickass movies
User avatar #34 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
Are you ******* serious? I have never seen someone mention me so many times a day. Jeez.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Dayum... How long you been on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
3 marvelous years.
User avatar #37 to #36 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Do you partake in the playing of cello?
User avatar #39 to #37 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
No, it's my name. I am fond of the music, though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Well i appreciate your name. Although I wish i could have it.
#8 - aerosol (02/07/2014) [-]
I like your name. It's a nice name.
User avatar #9 to #8 - cacti (02/07/2014) [-]
When I made this account I thought this name would have already been taken. It surprised me to say the least when it allowed me to have it.
Btw What is aerosol exactly? I forgot.
#15 to #9 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
An aerosol is a colloid of fine solid particles or liquid droplets, in air or another gas. Examples include haze, dust, air pollutants and smoke. But generally, aerosol usually refers to an aerosol spray that delivers a consumer product from a can or similar container.

I basically just copy pasta'd that straight form wikipedia. But I'll be honest, before you asked I wasn't even sure what it was. Kinda glad I looked it up. Thank you for asking.
#17 to #15 - include (02/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, aerosol.
User avatar #18 to #17 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
It just wouldn't be as much fun if I hadn't involved you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
...I think I set that up wrong
User avatar #20 to #19 - include (02/09/2014) [-]
Good one, never heard that before.
User avatar #7 - fatalkill (01/24/2014) [-]
Mention me when you post in **** .
#1 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
how often do you get notifications for being mentioned in a comment?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
To be honest, not very often. Usually around 1-3 a day.
#3 to #2 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
are they on boards or what? i'm just wondering
User avatar #4 to #3 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
They're usually on boards, but every now and then I'll get a few from content. One time someone was discussing cacti with his friend. Apparently collecting cacti was their hobby or something kind freaked me out. Another time someone confessed to having a cacti fetish. You see some weird **** out there.
#5 to #4 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
huh. alright weird
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