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#33 - Well at least i'm a fatass that isn't going to die any time so… 07/20/2014 on Bulls 0
#30 - I think it's pretty self explanatory. I mean it is called the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Bulls 0
User avatar #32 - stickyjam (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you even know why they do the Running of the Bulls?

It's not just a tourism sport.

Ignorant people judging me for having experienced something incredible while they're sitting at home fat and unadventurous annoy me.
User avatar #33 - cacti (07/20/2014) [-]
Well at least i'm a fatass that isn't going to die any time soon. Oh and by the way, you don't have to put your life in extreme danger to have fun and experience the greatness of life.

If you want to get your testicles ripped off and your stomach gored by a rampaging bull go ahead. I'm sorry I guess it isn't in my place to judge people for doing stupid things.
#25 - You sir are a dumbass.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Bulls 0
User avatar #29 - stickyjam (07/19/2014) [-]
Explain why?
User avatar #30 - cacti (07/19/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty self explanatory. I mean it is called the Running of the Bulls.
User avatar #32 - stickyjam (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you even know why they do the Running of the Bulls?

It's not just a tourism sport.

Ignorant people judging me for having experienced something incredible while they're sitting at home fat and unadventurous annoy me.
User avatar #33 - cacti (07/20/2014) [-]
Well at least i'm a fatass that isn't going to die any time soon. Oh and by the way, you don't have to put your life in extreme danger to have fun and experience the greatness of life.

If you want to get your testicles ripped off and your stomach gored by a rampaging bull go ahead. I'm sorry I guess it isn't in my place to judge people for doing stupid things.
#140 - That dog in the back looks really weird. 07/07/2014 on Dogs are better than people +3
#1523 - Soldier Boy In My Ass -Pelvis Presley 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#56 - RUNESCAPE 07/04/2014 on nuts 0
#3882 - Oh.... Well at least I get to go out doing what I love. … 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#3878 - **cacti rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
User avatar #3882 - cacti (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh.... Well at least I get to go out doing what I love.
Raping people.
The zombies.
#5 - What the fuck? 07/03/2014 on Chaiktus 0
#65 - Aren't you just supposed to play games and have fun doing it? … 07/02/2014 on PC gamers +6

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#10 - andranadu ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
stickied by cacti
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
#6 - burntcheesey (01/18/2014) [-]
stickied by cacti
User avatar #102 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Will you gift me your chest and key? Here's my favorite moose
#103 to #102 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
It didn't post the first time... weird..
User avatar #104 to #103 - cacti (07/01/2014) [-]
I guess i'm a bit late but yeah I can.
How do I give it to you?
User avatar #81 - cacti (06/25/2014) [-]
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#105 to #100 - misanthrizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
you mite wanna slow down there pal
User avatar #101 to #100 - cacti (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
t
User avatar #80 to #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Yay I'm celebrating colored text with myself.
User avatar #78 to #77 - cacti (06/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit you weren't lying.
User avatar #74 - luluwho (06/16/2014) [-]
COOL new avatar bro
User avatar #75 to #74 - cacti (06/16/2014) [-]
Actually had it for a while, just decided Admins muscles needed to be the center of attention for a little while.
#73 - datmine ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - lizardnigger (06/06/2014) [-]
gr8 roll m8
User avatar #70 to #69 - cacti (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you rate it 8/8?
User avatar #71 to #70 - lizardnigger (06/09/2014) [-]
i forgot that
people will begin to deb8 my gr8 8/8 skills
User avatar #48 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
oewww, Nice Muscle
User avatar #49 to #48 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
That is Admins muscle. All praise to glorious leader.
#50 to #49 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN,   PARTY MASTER !!!
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN, PARTY MASTER !!!
#51 to #50 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
#52 to #51 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I can help with that   I save every good one I see.
I can help with that I save every good one I see.
#54 to #53 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
which is not really that many
which is not really that many
#55 to #54 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
lol, this one.
lol, this one.
#57 to #55 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Game Item as Santa
Game Item as Santa
User avatar #56 to #55 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
This is best.
#58 to #56 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree   (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
I agree (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
#60 to #58 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
Rood ones? You have my interest.
#61 to #59 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
This one is not really porn, I can show this.  flesh make the best gifs ever.
This one is not really porn, I can show this. flesh make the best gifs ever.
#63 to #61 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Out of GIFs, but this is about addy asking for donations, lol. Still fairly new pic.
User avatar #62 to #61 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
haha I remember there being one from a comic some guy made where it was admin with I think a speedo on and he was super muscular. Was freaking hilarious.
#64 to #62 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
OH I remember that, I wish I had saved it. Here's a muscle one
User avatar #65 to #64 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
All I see is
User avatar #66 to #65 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
huh ? Yes, I've decided to keep you Thanx for accepting.
User avatar #67 to #66 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]


I'll see you later I have to go about my day now
User avatar #68 to #67 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I understand, I'm off to do Items Game myself. Nice playing with you
User avatar #42 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
So, i've been getting quite a bit of fame recently. What've you been up to?
User avatar #43 to #42 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to comment on your latest .gif.
Keep it up, I sure as hell can't do that kind of stuff.
User avatar #44 to #43 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
And to think i'm younger than you... it's really weird isn't it? And I taught myself everything - it's ridiculous. ^^

The people love me - and I love them.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I saw your comment about not wanting to make a .gif tutorial because you didn't like the sound of your voice.
I know the truth.
mwuhahahaha!!!
User avatar #46 to #45 - andranadu ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nah, my voice has been fairly low for a while
It's just that I have a lisp
It's fairly evident
User avatar #47 to #46 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
aah.
I have a bit of a lisp as well. Not too bad, but it makes me sound kind of like the main villain from the kickass movies
User avatar #34 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious? I have never seen someone mention me so many times a day. Jeez.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Dayum... How long you been on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
3 marvelous years.
User avatar #37 to #36 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Do you partake in the playing of cello?
User avatar #39 to #37 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
No, it's my name. I am fond of the music, though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Well i appreciate your name. Although I wish i could have it.
#8 - aerosol (02/07/2014) [-]
I like your name. It's a nice name.
User avatar #9 to #8 - cacti (02/07/2014) [-]
When I made this account I thought this name would have already been taken. It surprised me to say the least when it allowed me to have it.
Btw What is aerosol exactly? I forgot.
#15 to #9 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
An aerosol is a colloid of fine solid particles or liquid droplets, in air or another gas. Examples include haze, dust, air pollutants and smoke. But generally, aerosol usually refers to an aerosol spray that delivers a consumer product from a can or similar container.

I basically just copy pasta'd that straight form wikipedia. But I'll be honest, before you asked I wasn't even sure what it was. Kinda glad I looked it up. Thank you for asking.
#17 to #15 - include ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, aerosol.
User avatar #18 to #17 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
It just wouldn't be as much fun if I hadn't involved you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
...I think I set that up wrong
User avatar #20 to #19 - include ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Good one, never heard that before.
User avatar #7 - fatalkill (01/24/2014) [-]
Mention me when you post in NSFW.
#1 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
how often do you get notifications for being mentioned in a comment?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
To be honest, not very often. Usually around 1-3 a day.
#3 to #2 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
are they on boards or what? i'm just wondering
User avatar #4 to #3 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
They're usually on boards, but every now and then I'll get a few from content. One time someone was discussing cacti with his friend. Apparently collecting cacti was their hobby or something kind freaked me out. Another time someone confessed to having a cacti fetish. You see some weird shit out there.
#5 to #4 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
huh. alright weird
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