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#323 - Thanks based zaperzero. You've changed my perspective on things.  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Double standard bitches +2
User avatar #368 - zaperzero (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't thank me, thank rape.
#281 - 6'1" 3" >tfw I have to have the…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Double standard bitches +2
User avatar #306 - zaperzero (7 hours ago) [-]
As a wise man once said...
"8 inches moving at normal speed may be intimidating, but 3 inches moving at 150 mph is hell by comparison."
User avatar #323 - cacti (6 hours ago) [-]
Thanks based zaperzero. You've changed my perspective on things.
User avatar #368 - zaperzero (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't thank me, thank rape.
#21 - Drifting in the wind  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on come at me brah +10
User avatar #36 - jewsburninindaoven (6 hours ago) [-]
You messed it up. How'd you mess up the line? It is literally 4 words. Drifting through the wind
User avatar #23 - ohhh (8 hours ago) [-]
Wanting to start again.
#26 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
User avatar #35 - tomainstream (7 hours ago) [-]
like a house of cards
#167 - no way... 18 hours ago on After seeing posts lately 0
#159 - I spent the money on clothes, but these are my skiing penguin pajamas  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on After seeing posts lately 0
User avatar #162 - meek (18 hours ago) [-]
Woah woah woah, wait, I think I might have gotten that exact same pair.
User avatar #167 - cacti (18 hours ago) [-]
no way...
#150 - Bro... I got penguin pajamas and $50 bucks  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on After seeing posts lately 0
#157 - meek (18 hours ago) [-]
#159 - cacti (18 hours ago) [-]
I spent the money on clothes, but these are my skiing penguin pajamas
User avatar #162 - meek (18 hours ago) [-]
Woah woah woah, wait, I think I might have gotten that exact same pair.
User avatar #167 - cacti (18 hours ago) [-]
no way...
#149 - I got $150 for a gig on Christmas eve and then $50 for Christm… 18 hours ago on After seeing posts lately 0
#148 - I actually kinda want the hot dog maker. Cuz i'm lazy and I li… 18 hours ago on After seeing posts lately +1
#29 - Oh. I didn't know who Ashton Kutcher was. 18 hours ago on Jackie and Kelso 0
#27 - Yeah I'd like to think he is has mints. It's much more common …  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Jackie and Kelso 0
User avatar #28 - gmarrox (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, I mean, it is Ashton Kutcher we're talking about. A pot grinder almost seems more likely in his case.
User avatar #29 - cacti (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh. I didn't know who Ashton Kutcher was.

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#10 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
stickied by cacti
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
I got bored, so enjoy this cactus gif and possibly a seizure.
#6 - burntcheesey ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
stickied by cacti
User avatar #113 - cacti (12/02/2014) [-]
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#107 to #106 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
BRO ******* ADDS KEEP POPPING UP EVERY OTHER PAGE I VISIT...



And yeah is that comment rank considered good?
#108 to #107 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
*cough* get adblock ***** *cough*

and yeah, thats #6000
is all neat and tidy even if it is ****
User avatar #109 to #108 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
true.. I hope it stays that way.
User avatar #110 to #109 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
lol it wont
that far down the rankings it's a miracle for you to stay in the same hundred
User avatar #111 to #110 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
Oh well at least you got a picture of it..
User avatar #112 to #111 - cacti (10/31/2014) [-]
Admin just replied to me bro. I've never felt more enlightened
User avatar #102 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Will you gift me your chest and key? Here's my favorite moose
#103 to #102 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
It didn't post the first time... weird..
User avatar #104 to #103 - cacti (07/01/2014) [-]
I guess i'm a bit late but yeah I can.
How do I give it to you?
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#105 to #100 - misanthrizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
you mite wanna slow down there pal
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User avatar #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
t
User avatar #80 to #79 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Yay I'm celebrating colored text with myself.
User avatar #78 to #77 - cacti (06/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** you weren't lying.
User avatar #74 - luluwho (06/16/2014) [-]
COOL new avatar bro
User avatar #75 to #74 - cacti (06/16/2014) [-]
Actually had it for a while, just decided Admins muscles needed to be the center of attention for a little while.
#73 - datmine ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - lizardnigger (06/06/2014) [-]
gr8 roll m8
User avatar #70 to #69 - cacti (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you rate it 8/8?
User avatar #71 to #70 - lizardnigger (06/09/2014) [-]
i forgot that
people will begin to deb8 my gr8 8/8 skills
User avatar #48 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
oewww, Nice Muscle
User avatar #49 to #48 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
That is Admins muscle. All praise to glorious leader.
#50 to #49 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN,   PARTY MASTER !!!
ALL HAIL DJ ADMIN, PARTY MASTER !!!
#51 to #50 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
I had no Admin gifs. I think I need to stockpile.
#52 to #51 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I can help with that   I save every good one I see.
I can help with that I save every good one I see.
#54 to #53 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
which is not really that many
which is not really that many
#55 to #54 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
lol, this one.
lol, this one.
#57 to #55 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Game Item as Santa
Game Item as Santa
User avatar #56 to #55 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
This is best.
#58 to #56 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree   (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
I agree (I have some rood ones from the old days, but I better not ;)
#60 to #58 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
not politically correct, flesh made this one.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
Rood ones? You have my interest.
#61 to #59 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
This one is not really porn, I can show this.  flesh make the best gifs ever.
This one is not really porn, I can show this. flesh make the best gifs ever.
#63 to #61 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Out of GIFs, but this is about addy asking for donations, lol. Still fairly new pic.
User avatar #62 to #61 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
haha I remember there being one from a comic some guy made where it was admin with I think a speedo on and he was super muscular. Was freaking hilarious.
#64 to #62 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
OH I remember that, I wish I had saved it. Here's a muscle one
User avatar #65 to #64 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]
All I see is
User avatar #66 to #65 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
huh ? Yes, I've decided to keep you Thanx for accepting.
User avatar #67 to #66 - cacti (05/15/2014) [-]


I'll see you later I have to go about my day now
User avatar #68 to #67 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
I understand, I'm off to do Items Game myself. Nice playing with you
User avatar #42 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
So, i've been getting quite a bit of fame recently. What've you been up to?
User avatar #43 to #42 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to comment on your latest .gif.
Keep it up, I sure as hell can't do that kind of stuff.
User avatar #44 to #43 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
And to think i'm younger than you... it's really weird isn't it? And I taught myself everything - it's ridiculous. ^^

The people love me - and I love them.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
I saw your comment about not wanting to make a .gif tutorial because you didn't like the sound of your voice.
I know the truth.
mwuhahahaha!!!
User avatar #46 to #45 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nah, my voice has been fairly low for a while
It's just that I have a lisp
It's fairly evident
User avatar #47 to #46 - cacti (02/20/2014) [-]
aah.
I have a bit of a lisp as well. Not too bad, but it makes me sound kind of like the main villain from the kickass movies
User avatar #34 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
Are you ******* serious? I have never seen someone mention me so many times a day. Jeez.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Dayum... How long you been on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
3 marvelous years.
User avatar #37 to #36 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Do you partake in the playing of cello?
User avatar #39 to #37 - Cello (02/17/2014) [-]
No, it's my name. I am fond of the music, though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - cacti (02/17/2014) [-]
Well i appreciate your name. Although I wish i could have it.
#8 - aerosol (02/07/2014) [-]
I like your name. It's a nice name.
User avatar #9 to #8 - cacti (02/07/2014) [-]
When I made this account I thought this name would have already been taken. It surprised me to say the least when it allowed me to have it.
Btw What is aerosol exactly? I forgot.
#15 to #9 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
An aerosol is a colloid of fine solid particles or liquid droplets, in air or another gas. Examples include haze, dust, air pollutants and smoke. But generally, aerosol usually refers to an aerosol spray that delivers a consumer product from a can or similar container.

I basically just copy pasta'd that straight form wikipedia. But I'll be honest, before you asked I wasn't even sure what it was. Kinda glad I looked it up. Thank you for asking.
#17 to #15 - include (02/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, aerosol.
User avatar #18 to #17 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
It just wouldn't be as much fun if I hadn't involved you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (02/09/2014) [-]
...I think I set that up wrong
User avatar #20 to #19 - include (02/09/2014) [-]
Good one, never heard that before.
User avatar #7 - fatalkill (01/24/2014) [-]
Mention me when you post in **** .
#1 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
how often do you get notifications for being mentioned in a comment?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
To be honest, not very often. Usually around 1-3 a day.
#3 to #2 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
are they on boards or what? i'm just wondering
User avatar #4 to #3 - cacti (12/21/2013) [-]
They're usually on boards, but every now and then I'll get a few from content. One time someone was discussing cacti with his friend. Apparently collecting cacti was their hobby or something kind freaked me out. Another time someone confessed to having a cacti fetish. You see some weird **** out there.
#5 to #4 - silkydorito (12/21/2013) [-]
huh. alright weird
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