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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #225 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259961 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 528 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
| FJ Points: | 37289 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
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| #3 - The game that let me create a 10 foot tall, beefed up, anthrop… [+] (15 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on I like this | +12 |
| Yeah both pure and non pure do that, It would be fine if the Succubi Milk didn't shrink it. Never mind it's too tough for me right now. I need to level up more. Ok I'll look through the swamp. Back in 30 mins see how much I get during the grind. | ||
| #3 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on GIF not JIF | +1 |
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| #20 - I just said the art was nice if you like the style. Don't get … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on (untitled) | -1 |
| But he was responding to the description of this post that says the artstyle is bad | ||
| #5 - Isn't that like the point of his character? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on i`m sorry | +5 |
| You're probably the kind of person that if the movie had him be a complete/fully trained bad ass from the start, would complain just as hard that his character had no potential to expand and grow and develop. His entire point as a character is that he hasn't fully given in to the dark side...he is under trained (most knowledge of combat technique is lost by the original New Hope anyway) and he is more than likely arrogant as hell as he clearly underestimates Rey and Fin. We will more than likely see him become the bad ass leader that he has potential to be (seeming as he didn't start like that leaving his character no were to go..like you seemed to want -_- ) The argument of mental weakness can be made for almost any Jedi turned sith...The general consensus is that after killing his father[spoiler] and having his ass whooped he is pretty much certain to continue being the protagonist. Otherwise [spoiler] Han solo's death is nothing more than Harrison Ford saying "I'm done with this shit, kill me | ||
| #1 - Are burgers made out of failure or something? [+] (11 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on eat people | +73 |
| at least I was planned when I was brought in this world. at least my parents didn't write "fucking mistake" on my birth certificate. at least I wake up each morning with purpose in my life and ambition instead of trying to make other people feel like shit on the internet for those dank green thumblerinos. | ||
| #7 - I don't even know what kids talk about nowadays. I'm usually j… | 01/05/2016 on 4000 | 0 |
| #5 - They've actually up'd the price recently so they can start add… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on 4000 | +1 |
| It's a monthly I'm assuming. Alright, thank you much! <3 if you'd like to add my on steam to discuss the game or whatever kids nowadays do steamcommunity.com/id/neverluckyalwaystired/ | ||
| #4 - I've come to accept that Tumblr just draws weird noises. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | +26 |
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| #3 - Basically, you get a physical copy of an indiegame with a bunc… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on 4000 | +1 |
| That's awesome, how much does it cost? I might check it out, it seems really cool. They've actually up'd the price recently so they can start adding more stuff and artwork in the boxes so the price is probably going to be under $30. It's not cheap for an indiegame but it is limited edition, if that means anything, and if you are into this sort of thing it is fun. The price hike is for new subscribers so I don't have to pay extra. It's a monthly I'm assuming. Alright, thank you much! <3 if you'd like to add my on steam to discuss the game or whatever kids nowadays do steamcommunity.com/id/neverluckyalwaystired/ | ||
| #1 - I think that's the next game I'm getting rom Indiebox. [+] (6 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on 4000 | +1 |
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cactaur (01/05/2016) [-] Basically, you get a physical copy of an indiegame with a bunch of goodies to go along with it. They usually come with the Soundtrack from the game, a newsletter from the company, little items and knick-knacks that are tied with the game. And it all comes in this art design box. One of the indiegame I got came with a neat little statue. Last game I got was Armello. It's fun if you really enjoy collecting things. Plus if you're one of those collectors that refuse to open the package, it comes with a code you can put in steam and leave the package untouched. That's awesome, how much does it cost? I might check it out, it seems really cool. They've actually up'd the price recently so they can start adding more stuff and artwork in the boxes so the price is probably going to be under $30. It's not cheap for an indiegame but it is limited edition, if that means anything, and if you are into this sort of thing it is fun. The price hike is for new subscribers so I don't have to pay extra. It's a monthly I'm assuming. Alright, thank you much! <3 if you'd like to add my on steam to discuss the game or whatever kids nowadays do steamcommunity.com/id/neverluckyalwaystired/ | ||
| #2 - The "humantale" characters are drawn alright if you'… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | +41 |
| But he was responding to the description of this post that says the artstyle is bad They're not fundamentally bad, but I always question why most of them have noses that you could plow a fucking field with. | ||
| #377 - Oh, I don't play LOL all that much anymore. I think it's going… | 01/05/2016 on Diablo 3 giveaway | 0 |
| #32 - If there's a lewd image of soraka, good chance I had a hand in… | 01/05/2016 on Roll to Intimidate | 0 |
| #30 - thanks for the notice but I'm aware of this lewd crop. … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Roll to Intimidate | 0 |
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| #1327 - wow ew [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| /nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image | ||
| #1325 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| /nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image | ||
| #11181767 - Picture | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11181746 - No, it's 2:12. [+] (7 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11181743 - Alright I'm in the Nerd phase but I don't really fall into eit… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #6 - well, **** . Guess I should throw this away. Thought I w… | 01/05/2016 on OC i just made | 0 |
| #161 - Hear me out, mang. Thick... and fit. | 01/05/2016 on Good Lawd | 0 |
| #160 - something larger for ya | 01/05/2016 on Good Lawd | 0 |
| #11181553 - I don't know. Like I said, I'm curious of the outcome. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11181538 - this stupid thing. I'm already taking zinc and L-Arg… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11181529 - well, couldn't find it at the store so I ended up buying it on… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Stalk people in public bathrooms to unleash the string of pearls on them from above. /Operation+white+christmas/text/5782441/ this stupid thing. I'm already taking zinc and L-Arginine. Those, at least, I can make an excuse for other than simply perverted curiosity. | ||
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
