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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #2383 |
| Comment Ranking: | #225 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
| Content Thumbs: | 3909 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 54753 |
| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259972 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 528 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
| FJ Points: | 37289 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
latest user's comments
| #2 - canyou not? [+] (7 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on When soraka builds AD | +3 |
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| #13 - windows 10 ...eh, you know..... race. [+] (35 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on linux | +30 |
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anon (01/07/2016) [-] I regret installing Win 10. Fucking Cortana won't close and wastes memory for no reason. Fucking Disable her in settings. Jesus anon, and get Spybot anti beacon as you're at it. >>#61, Kinda sorta www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Aedollon/350249/Demon-Hunter-Leah-folio-available If you wanna support the artist you can buy the pack. It's like $9. If not, then you gotta wait because my copy is at the house and I'm at work right now. I don't trust Windows 10, nothing is free Plus 7 works fine for me #118 -
josephkirk (01/07/2016) [-] not true for some reason i have had no luck with any windows OS after 7. Win 8, 8.1, and 10 have all had an issue with 100% disc usage its not my HDD shut up i have tried many new HDD's and they all do the same thing yes i have tried Sdd's also...shit doesnt work foo every five seconds and the computer freezes/stutters everytime happens in game also and really that is the only reason why i havnt downgraded to Win 10 yet. Specs AMD Fx 6300 5 core 3.5Ghtz, 12Gb G Skill RAM, Nvidia Geforce GTX 460 1Gb, all sitting on a Biostar TA 970 MoBo Watch out bro, some anon is gonna come and say your computer is shit, regardless of the fact that those issues are only happening in Win 8 / 8.1 / 10. The logic of these idiots is nonexistent. Yea its what ever. But now that I think about it, my sisters new "sll in one pc" that came from the retailer with win 8.1 did the same thing and she got win 10 and it fixed itsself, but iv seen my buddies laptop run Windows 8 like a champ...ifk maybe it's tempermental It's really random... I tried Win10 on several PC's, all of them had a bunch of their own unique issues as well as a few common ones. But in the end I've never had any issues with Win7, and always went back to it eventually. It's just way more stable and reliable, and honestly who the hell needs a few new gimmicky features? True story, I love Windows 7 and I hate the new task manager of 8 and 10 I've had no problems with GTA V on Win 10, unless they're really subtle / meaningless ones that you'd need to explain. I had Win10 on my main desktop for a little over a month. Even then I still couldn't run it for more than 10-20 minutes without crashing, or the FPS suddenly locking to 10 (how ironic). On top of that, SLI scaling was awful. I've been running Win7 again ever since and it's much better. Still got Win10 on my laptop (which is where I initially tried the game on release, under Win7), even with the single GPU it's not scaling nearly aswell as it did in Win7. FPS often drops below 50 on normal/high settings at 1080p, where I'd play at 1440p high with the same FPS. Not to mention it was a lot more consistent. tl;dr: Lots of crashes and worse performance And yes, I always made sure to have the latest drivers, updates, verified game files, etc. #20 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] Sounds like a personal issue with your build. I rarely dip below 60. In fact, upgrading to Windows 10 actually stopped an Nvidia driver crash issue that I had with Windows 7. So it's alright by me. #22 -
sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-] If you spent one minute to read what I said, you'd know it's not an issue with my PC. To clarify again: it had tons of issues while running on Win10, but everything went back to being perfectly in order in Win7. Because maybe a new OS with tons of bugs compatibility issues in it causes problems with games? Who knew? Inb4 "You didn't install Win10 properly" or something similar. FYI there too, I did a clean install, all my drivers were in order, everything up to date, clean installs of every game too. This anon's stupidity amazes me... Anon is right for saying it's a problem on your PC build. My shitty laptop with shitty ass GT 540M with windows 10 (not even clean install) can run GTA 5 without crashing. I'll be honest the FPS even won't go higher than 45 fps on med-low but at least it never crashed. Also, "build" is a very bad choice of words. That is implying either weak hardware or some kind of defect, which is absolutely not the case. Right now as it is in Win7 running at 1440p, my FPS almost never strays outside of the 100-144 range (144 being my refreh rate cap). I can even run it at 4K and still get a solid 80-120 FPS. Basically what you guys are doing is saying there's something wrong with a taxi (the actual vehicle) after it's got a new driver that doesn't know his way around the city as well as the old driver did. Mate, it has nothing to do with specs. It seems you aswell did not read what I said. -Before Win10 came out, I was using Win7. I could play GTA 5 just fine at 1440p very high settings and average ~110 FPS. -When 10 came out, I upgraded to it with a clean install, did clean installs of drivers, programs, and all my games. GTA 5 crashed more than half of the times I tried launching it, it crashed ingame too. And when it did run, performance was wonky as shit and my FPS was all over the place. Sometimes it even locked itself to 10 FPS out of the blue. -So then I reinstalled Win7, and what do you know? All my games run fine again. So what logic went into your conclusion that my PC is shit? And if you'd really want to know my specs: i7-5820K @ 4.2Ghz 2x GTX 980 SLI @ 1500mhz 16GB DDR4 2400mhz 500GB 840 EVO SSD (game installed here) -Yes, I tried with SLI disabled. Didn't help. -Yes, I had the newest drivers. -Yes, I did [insert every obvious troubleshooting tip here] #82 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] If I DON'T have a problem and I'm running windows 10, and you DO have a problem, then clearly it's not an across the board issue and the problem lies with your specific build having compatability issues. HENCE "SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM" Fucktard thinks having an account means you're smart. Anon: "I don't have the issue, so anyone that does have it must have shitty hardware" Either log in, or shut the fuck up. I did use the "Windows 10 ready" GPU drivers, but it could be that too. The GPU Tweak program for my 970 updated itself when 10 came out, and made my second monitor stop working. Reverting it back to the previous version fixed everything, no problems since | ||
| #11186593 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11186000 - I don't do futa soraka. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11185997 - well, that was weirdly specific. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #117 - I stand by my statment | 01/06/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #11185976 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11185972 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11185969 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11185957 - Alright, i may hire Sinner for a Soraka piece but I'm not enti… [+] (17 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11185930 - The **** was that? | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11184662 - I might touch back on soraka. Any other suggestions on what to… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11184658 - >puns no thanks | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11184657 - Never heard of the last 3. got any links? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/06/2016) [-] Spazkid is the other artist that people do or don't like on Shadbase due to all of his commitions, www.shadbase.com/category/archiveall/spazkid/ Sinner's work is pretty good to look at, wonderful detail. www.shadbase.com/girlfriends/ Speedosausage is a personal favorite of mine because i love his animations and his artstyle is cute and hot speedosausage.tumblr.com/tagged/art | ||
| #11184643 - come on, guys. This is a chance for you to support one of your… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11184637 - hmm I can see haram of feral animals plus BDSM. | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11184633 - that sounds like a funny idea but not a perverted idea. | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11184622 - i don't know. between either Leah or Soraka. Got any perverted… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| Besides compationate and consensual straight sex ? A harem of feral animals wanting to breed erotic Asphyxsiation BDSM Yandere rape Vore | ||
| #11184617 - I kinda want to hire another artist for a porn piece but I don… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/06/2016) [-] Spazkid is the other artist that people do or don't like on Shadbase due to all of his commitions, www.shadbase.com/category/archiveall/spazkid/ Sinner's work is pretty good to look at, wonderful detail. www.shadbase.com/girlfriends/ Speedosausage is a personal favorite of mine because i love his animations and his artstyle is cute and hot speedosausage.tumblr.com/tagged/art Besides compationate and consensual straight sex ? A harem of feral animals wanting to breed erotic Asphyxsiation BDSM Yandere rape Vore | ||
| #11184610 - yeah, where else did you throw this link? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| this place, backroom also anime and video games boards for no reason | ||
| #11184606 - and where did you tally the vote? [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| this place, backroom also anime and video games boards for no reason | ||
| #11184604 - Alright, back to work. At least I don't have college classes t… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11 - hahahaha oh my god, they actually made 3 more episodes? What t… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on can confirm | +15 |
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anon (01/06/2016) [-] nah there isnt really a happy ending all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old | ||
| #7 - there were two episodes, right? I didn't even bother watching … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on can confirm | +8 |
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trevanman (01/06/2016) [-] 6. until february 2016 myanimelist.net/anime/10851/Euphoria?q=euphoria #22 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] nah there isnt really a happy ending all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old | ||
| #5 - When that first chick bit the dust the way she did, I lost my … [+] (14 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on can confirm | +43 |
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trevanman (01/06/2016) [-] 6. until february 2016 myanimelist.net/anime/10851/Euphoria?q=euphoria #22 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] nah there isnt really a happy ending all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old | ||
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
