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Gender: male
Steam Profile: eztarg3t
Consoles Owned: Xbone, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: Diablo 3 always
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.

Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0

I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/

Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.

latest user's comments

#2 - canyou not?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on When soraka builds AD +3
#16 - congthea (01/07/2016) [-]
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#14 - sirrawrsalot (01/07/2016) [-]
>blackhayato no
>blackhayato YES
#15 - blackhayato (01/07/2016) [-]
#4 - hxhmaniac (01/07/2016) [-]
#5 - cactaur (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm taking away your soraka porn privilege. I like to see you go a day without that!
#6 - hxhmaniac (01/07/2016) [-]
ill give you emone
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#3 - canyou (01/07/2016) [-]
#13 - windows 10 ...eh, you know..... race.  [+] (35 new replies) 01/07/2016 on linux +30
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#91 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Lmao
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#89 - kingultra (01/07/2016) [-]
So... uh, what is that picture from?
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#61 - bigstick (01/07/2016) [-]
yes but: I need source
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#90 - cactaur (01/07/2016) [-]
>>#64,

It's a portfolio piece with variations. Price tag is $9 to see it all. I might post some of them when I get back from work but I kinda want to support the artist.
#59 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I regret installing Win 10.
Fucking Cortana won't close and wastes memory for no reason.
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#73 - metacobalion (01/07/2016) [-]
Fucking Disable her in settings. Jesus anon, and get Spybot anti beacon as you're at it.
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#57 - notwalkingwaffles (01/07/2016) [-]
That picture seems very hentai-esque.
Got source?
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#64 - cactaur (01/07/2016) [-]
>>#61,

Kinda sorta
www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Aedollon/350249/Demon-Hunter-Leah-folio-available
If you wanna support the artist you can buy the pack. It's like $9.
If not, then you gotta wait because my copy is at the house and I'm at work right now.
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#65 - notwalkingwaffles (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks bruw. I think I'll check it out.
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#50 - andywazowski (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't trust Windows 10, nothing is free Plus 7 works fine for me
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#124 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
No need to fix what ain't broken.
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#14 - sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-]
You mean Grand Theft Auto V has stopped working race?
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#81 - dafuqisdisshit (01/07/2016) [-]
mine works perfectly.
#15 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
You mean your computer is shit race?
#118 - josephkirk (01/07/2016) [-]
not true for some reason i have had no luck with any windows OS after 7. Win 8, 8.1, and 10 have all had an issue with 100% disc usage its not my HDD shut up i have tried many new HDD's and they all do the same thing yes i have tried Sdd's also...shit doesnt work foo every five seconds and the computer freezes/stutters everytime happens in game also and really that is the only reason why i havnt downgraded to Win 10 yet. Specs AMD Fx 6300 5 core 3.5Ghtz, 12Gb G Skill RAM, Nvidia Geforce GTX 460 1Gb, all sitting on a Biostar TA 970 MoBo
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#123 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
Watch out bro, some anon is gonna come and say your computer is shit, regardless of the fact that those issues are only happening in Win 8 / 8.1 / 10.

The logic of these idiots is nonexistent.
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#128 - josephkirk (01/08/2016) [-]
Yea its what ever. But now that I think about it, my sisters new "sll in one pc" that came from the retailer with win 8.1 did the same thing and she got win 10 and it fixed itsself, but iv seen my buddies laptop run Windows 8 like a champ...ifk maybe it's tempermental
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#129 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
It's really random... I tried Win10 on several PC's, all of them had a bunch of their own unique issues as well as a few common ones.

But in the end I've never had any issues with Win7, and always went back to it eventually. It's just way more stable and reliable, and honestly who the hell needs a few new gimmicky features?
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#130 - josephkirk (01/08/2016) [-]
True story, I love Windows 7 and I hate the new task manager of 8 and 10
#16 - sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-]
It works perfectly in Windows 7, so no
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#17 - TheHutchie (01/07/2016) [-]
I've had no problems with GTA V on Win 10, unless they're really subtle / meaningless ones that you'd need to explain.
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#18 - sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-]
I had Win10 on my main desktop for a little over a month. Even then I still couldn't run it for more than 10-20 minutes without crashing, or the FPS suddenly locking to 10 (how ironic). On top of that, SLI scaling was awful.

I've been running Win7 again ever since and it's much better.

Still got Win10 on my laptop (which is where I initially tried the game on release, under Win7), even with the single GPU it's not scaling nearly aswell as it did in Win7. FPS often drops below 50 on normal/high settings at 1080p, where I'd play at 1440p high with the same FPS. Not to mention it was a lot more consistent.

tl;dr: Lots of crashes and worse performance

And yes, I always made sure to have the latest drivers, updates, verified game files, etc.
#20 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Sounds like a personal issue with your build. I rarely dip below 60.

In fact, upgrading to Windows 10 actually stopped an Nvidia driver crash issue that I had with Windows 7. So it's alright by me.
#22 - sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-]
If you spent one minute to read what I said, you'd know it's not an issue with my PC.

To clarify again: it had tons of issues while running on Win10, but everything went back to being perfectly in order in Win7. Because maybe a new OS with tons of bugs compatibility issues in it causes problems with games? Who knew?

Inb4 "You didn't install Win10 properly" or something similar. FYI there too, I did a clean install, all my drivers were in order, everything up to date, clean installs of every game too.

This anon's stupidity amazes me...
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#98 - envinite (01/07/2016) [-]
Anon is right for saying it's a problem on your PC build.

My shitty laptop with shitty ass GT 540M with windows 10 (not even clean install) can run GTA 5 without crashing. I'll be honest the FPS even won't go higher than 45 fps on med-low but at least it never crashed.
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#127 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
Also, "build" is a very bad choice of words. That is implying either weak hardware or some kind of defect, which is absolutely not the case.

Right now as it is in Win7 running at 1440p, my FPS almost never strays outside of the 100-144 range (144 being my refreh rate cap). I can even run it at 4K and still get a solid 80-120 FPS.

Basically what you guys are doing is saying there's something wrong with a taxi (the actual vehicle) after it's got a new driver that doesn't know his way around the city as well as the old driver did.
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#121 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
Mate, it has nothing to do with specs. It seems you aswell did not read what I said.

-Before Win10 came out, I was using Win7. I could play GTA 5 just fine at 1440p very high settings and average ~110 FPS.

-When 10 came out, I upgraded to it with a clean install, did clean installs of drivers, programs, and all my games. GTA 5 crashed more than half of the times I tried launching it, it crashed ingame too. And when it did run, performance was wonky as shit and my FPS was all over the place. Sometimes it even locked itself to 10 FPS out of the blue.

-So then I reinstalled Win7, and what do you know? All my games run fine again.

So what logic went into your conclusion that my PC is shit? And if you'd really want to know my specs:

i7-5820K @ 4.2Ghz
2x GTX 980 SLI @ 1500mhz
16GB DDR4 2400mhz
500GB 840 EVO SSD (game installed here)

-Yes, I tried with SLI disabled. Didn't help.
-Yes, I had the newest drivers.
-Yes, I did [insert every obvious troubleshooting tip here]
#82 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
If I DON'T have a problem and I'm running windows 10, and you DO have a problem, then clearly it's not an across the board issue and the problem lies with your specific build having compatability issues. HENCE "SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM"

Fucktard thinks having an account means you're smart.
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#122 - sniffythebird (01/08/2016) [-]
Anon: "I don't have the issue, so anyone that does have it must have shitty hardware"

Either log in, or shut the fuck up.
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#35 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2016) [-]
Or it's the drivers? Which isn't exactly Microsoft's fault
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#36 - sniffythebird (01/07/2016) [-]
I did use the "Windows 10 ready" GPU drivers, but it could be that too.
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#37 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2016) [-]
The GPU Tweak program for my 970 updated itself when 10 came out, and made my second monitor stop working. Reverting it back to the previous version fixed everything, no problems since
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#34 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
Just
Say nothing
I am aware.
I am retarded.
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#92 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
fucking kill yourself retard
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#11186593 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11186671 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Who touched your bootyhole?
#11186000 - I don't do futa soraka.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11186001 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
yes you do you fagget
#11185997 - well, that was weirdly specific.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11185999 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
do it
#11186000 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't do futa soraka.
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#11186001 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
yes you do you fagget
#117 - I stand by my statment 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
#11185976 - Picture 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11185972 - Picture 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11185969 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11185998 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
That's so funny...
#11185970 - satan (01/06/2016) [-]
#11185972 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
#11185957 - Alright, i may hire Sinner for a Soraka piece but I'm not enti…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11185995 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
soraka fucking naruto in the ass while naruto sucking sasuke off.
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#11185997 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
well, that was weirdly specific.
#11185999 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
do it
#11186000 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't do futa soraka.
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#11186001 - delahk (01/06/2016) [-]
yes you do you fagget
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#11185973 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
MAID.
or imma smooch you.
#11185981 - caette (01/06/2016) [-]
fuck off birdarms
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#11185983 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Hi cutie.
#11185971 - caette (01/06/2016) [-]
dude fuck off faggot
#11185976 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
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#11185968 - Sunset (01/06/2016) [-]
messy blowjob
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#11185964 - satan (01/06/2016) [-]
nothing would be better
#11185969 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
#11185998 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
That's so funny...
#11185970 - satan (01/06/2016) [-]
#11185972 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
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#11185963 - bews (01/06/2016) [-]
Just make it her sitting down eating a banana ,money well spent.
#11185930 - The **** was that? 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11184662 - I might touch back on soraka. Any other suggestions on what to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11184669 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
"Is this what you ordered, sir?" something like that.
and the dude obviously angry because he did not order an ass fuck while sitting but a nice cup of tea.
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#11184665 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Nothing much, I just know you want would like more maid soraka. Something naughty tho
#11184658 - >puns no thanks 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11184657 - Never heard of the last 3. got any links?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11184663 - cosmicswagmstr (01/06/2016) [-]
Spazkid is the other artist that people do or don't like on Shadbase due to all of his commitions, www.shadbase.com/category/archiveall/spazkid/

Sinner's work is pretty good to look at, wonderful detail. www.shadbase.com/girlfriends/

Speedosausage is a personal favorite of mine because i love his animations and his artstyle is cute and hot speedosausage.tumblr.com/tagged/art
#11184719 - isabelleac (01/06/2016) [-]
I sure do love me some spazkid
#11184643 - come on, guys. This is a chance for you to support one of your…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11184660 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't have a fav porn artist. except that one that I do...
what will you commission? Maid Soraka?
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#11184662 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
I might touch back on soraka. Any other suggestions on what to do with maid soraka?
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#11184669 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
"Is this what you ordered, sir?" something like that.
and the dude obviously angry because he did not order an ass fuck while sitting but a nice cup of tea.
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#11184665 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Nothing much, I just know you want would like more maid soraka. Something naughty tho
#11184637 - hmm I can see haram of feral animals plus BDSM. 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11184633 - that sounds like a funny idea but not a perverted idea. 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11184622 - i don't know. between either Leah or Soraka. Got any perverted…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11184629 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
Besides compationate and consensual straight sex ?

A harem of feral animals wanting to breed
erotic Asphyxsiation
BDSM
Yandere rape
Vore
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#11184637 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
hmm I can see haram of feral animals plus BDSM.
#11184617 - I kinda want to hire another artist for a porn piece but I don…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11184696 - youngneil (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm gonna second Sinner and Speedo, top notch art there.
#11184655 - cosmicswagmstr (01/06/2016) [-]
Shad, spazkid, sinner, or speedo sausage.
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#11184657 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
Never heard of the last 3. got any links?
#11184663 - cosmicswagmstr (01/06/2016) [-]
Spazkid is the other artist that people do or don't like on Shadbase due to all of his commitions, www.shadbase.com/category/archiveall/spazkid/

Sinner's work is pretty good to look at, wonderful detail. www.shadbase.com/girlfriends/

Speedosausage is a personal favorite of mine because i love his animations and his artstyle is cute and hot speedosausage.tumblr.com/tagged/art
#11184719 - isabelleac (01/06/2016) [-]
I sure do love me some spazkid
#11184643 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
come on, guys. This is a chance for you to support one of your favorite artists. If none of you can come up with an answer I'll probably go with Shadman.
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#11184660 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't have a fav porn artist. except that one that I do...
what will you commission? Maid Soraka?
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#11184662 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
I might touch back on soraka. Any other suggestions on what to do with maid soraka?
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#11184669 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
"Is this what you ordered, sir?" something like that.
and the dude obviously angry because he did not order an ass fuck while sitting but a nice cup of tea.
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#11184665 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Nothing much, I just know you want would like more maid soraka. Something naughty tho
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#11184632 - polarpulse (01/06/2016) [-]
pick me

jk
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#11184628 - ultranumb (01/06/2016) [-]
do you have that Soraka picture wearing a T-shirt that says work kills you or something like that
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#11184633 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
that sounds like a funny idea but not a perverted idea.
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#11184624 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Cactaaaaaaaaaaaaur? Agaaaain?
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#11184621 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
porn piece of what? Us?

pls be us
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#11184622 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
i don't know. between either Leah or Soraka. Got any perverted ideas for them?
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#11184629 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
Besides compationate and consensual straight sex ?

A harem of feral animals wanting to breed
erotic Asphyxsiation
BDSM
Yandere rape
Vore
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#11184637 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
hmm I can see haram of feral animals plus BDSM.
#11184610 - yeah, where else did you throw this link?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11184613 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
this place, backroom

also anime and video games boards for no reason
#11184606 - and where did you tally the vote?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +2
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#11184610 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah, where else did you throw this link?
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#11184613 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
this place, backroom

also anime and video games boards for no reason
#11184604 - Alright, back to work. At least I don't have college classes t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11184626 - knjklj (01/06/2016) [-]
Have fun at twerk.
#11 - hahahaha oh my god, they actually made 3 more episodes? What t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on can confirm +15
#12 - halcyonix (01/06/2016) [-]
It's based on a ero-game and each episode is a different route/ending. iirc ep. 3 has the happy end. I may be wrong though.
#22 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
nah there isnt really a happy ending
all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world
even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old
#7 - there were two episodes, right? I didn't even bother watching …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2016 on can confirm +8
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#109 - irvea (01/07/2016) [-]
they made more
seen them all so far
why
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#8 - divinexve (01/06/2016) [-]
There were five I think human centipede scene on ep 4 watch it cactuar YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO__
#18 - trevanman (01/06/2016) [-]
#11 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
hahahaha oh my god, they actually made 3 more episodes? What the fuck Japan?
#12 - halcyonix (01/06/2016) [-]
It's based on a ero-game and each episode is a different route/ending. iirc ep. 3 has the happy end. I may be wrong though.
#22 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
nah there isnt really a happy ending
all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world
even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old
#5 - When that first chick bit the dust the way she did, I lost my …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/06/2016 on can confirm +43
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#74 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You
#16 - infinitereaper (01/06/2016) [-]
Not if you're a sadist
#115 - heymantheduck (01/07/2016) [-]
second picture because i couldn't choose one
#114 - heymantheduck (01/07/2016) [-]
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#6 - divinexve (01/06/2016) [-]
please tell me you watched all of the episodes
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#110 - irvea (01/07/2016) [-]
i have
#69 - Kingsly (01/06/2016) [-]
How fucked is it compared to something like bondage game?
#7 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
there were two episodes, right? I didn't even bother watching the second one. I skimmed over it some time later. Can't see how anyone could get off of that SHIT.
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#109 - irvea (01/07/2016) [-]
they made more
seen them all so far
why
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#8 - divinexve (01/06/2016) [-]
There were five I think human centipede scene on ep 4 watch it cactuar YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO__
#18 - trevanman (01/06/2016) [-]
#11 - cactaur (01/06/2016) [-]
hahahaha oh my god, they actually made 3 more episodes? What the fuck Japan?
#12 - halcyonix (01/06/2016) [-]
It's based on a ero-game and each episode is a different route/ending. iirc ep. 3 has the happy end. I may be wrong though.
#22 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
nah there isnt really a happy ending
all other endings that isnt the true ending you are still stuck in your dream world
even the true ending is bad cus your waifu is now acting like a 5 year old

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#1344 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur
I love and protect my cactaur
without me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
#557 - cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #1341 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
can I remake the comment u sticked when I was nep
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - cactaur (20 hours ago) [-]
sure
User avatar #1345 to #1342 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I love you <3
#1340 - exotic (01/13/2016) [-]
my shame for memes
User avatar #1343 to #1340 - cactaur (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't get this may may
User avatar #1346 to #1343 - exotic (20 hours ago) [-]
i'm paying for rarity memes
User avatar #1330 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
So did you pursue the Wolfy-nail idea?
#1333 to #1330 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever idea you're talking about. I believe it has something to do with Hecarim and Soraka, right?
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
You have my attention.
User avatar #1339 to #1334 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
#1337 to #1334 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.

I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.

Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
#1331 to #1330 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
I honestly can't remember what that is.
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
You asked me about the artist and I showed you him and you mentioned how he only does furry. And how he was 50$ more expensive then Saprrow.
User avatar #1335 to #1332 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range was a little rich for me.
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeahh. He's a little expensive but you have to think years of being and doing what he does is hard.
User avatar #1338 to #1336 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be very difficult. It's just his asking price is much and I'm on a budget right now.


At least, i'm trying to be on a budget.
#1324 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
#1326 to #1325 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
I want to press my tongue against spacegoats butthole
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
wow ew
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
User avatar #1317 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
cactu
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
cactus
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I looooove you
#1303 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
I love you cactaur
#1308 to #1306 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
>tfw your goat won't love you
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
looove me
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - cactaur (01/03/2016) [-]
**cactaur hugs**
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
**twi hugs tightly**
do you love me?
#1316 to #1315 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
GOATTTT


I love you too <3
#1307 to #1306 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
#1275 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm absolutely disgusted by you and your goat fetishes.
#1276 to #1275 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Don't worry, I also I've a fetish for humans as well.
#1277 to #1276 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I guess we can get along after all.
#1278 to #1277 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Although, I still have the perverted desire to see either the goat or human get treated like a sex slave by massive beast-like creatures.
#1279 to #1278 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
We all have our kinks.

I would like my partner to choke me, for example.
#1280 to #1279 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
you sick piece of ****
#1281 to #1280 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes I also want my partner to finish inside and to get preggers but hey, what do I know?
#1282 to #1281 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
OH GOD STOP!

YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL DESIRES TO PROCREATE!

#1283 to #1282 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I know right.

But I can't.

So yeah.

And then there's the tentacles but that's a bit tame.
#1284 to #1283 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.

If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.

So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
#1285 to #1284 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I wish but I can't.... so.... yeah.

Erh... I mean I won't say no but I'll feel bad after the deed is done.
User avatar #1297 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
holy **** , nevermind you win. All I did was waste my time in a community college.
#1298 to #1297 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Being trans has some pressure on it, especially if you don't want to disappoint family.
#1299 to #1298 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
sorry to hear that, comrade. I understand that feeling of not wanting to disappoint family. Probably not to the degree that you're feeling but I can get a concept of it. make sure to take care of yourself, ok mang?
#1300 to #1299 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Eh I'm working it out.
Going through with the procedures and stuff... slowly but surely, then back into uni for me.
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
make sure you have a steady job as well. Or just A job in general.
#1302 to #1301 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah it's what I'm working on right now.

I don't need a job to pay for the transition, but more to get a comfortable life as well as something to do with my life while waiting.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
You need to login to view this link

guilt goes away after some time.
User avatar #1288 to #1286 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Did you comission for this too?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
nah, I came across this. But I am going to reference it for later.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well **** .

So what got ya so busy lately?

Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
been burying my head into learning basic computer repair skills so I can get a certification. Then I'm going to try and get a job at a school board which has a job opening.

#1292 to #1291 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well you're doing better than me then.
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
it certainly does help when you have someone who already works for the school board and can give you a heads up.
#1294 to #1293 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I dropped out of uni so....
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
we all have our ups and down. And it's better to drop out and stop paying into a field you have no interests in. Unlike what I did and ended up wasting 5 years and $8k.
#1296 to #1295 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah though I ended up staying there two months, wasting about $20k that I still have in debt.

Should never have gone in the first place tho due to my medical and mental situation but I felt obliged.
#1287 to #1286 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I regret everything AND nothing.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Tio is a qt3.14. I kinda like her for her because of her adorable personality. Also the oni horn kinda reminds me of Soraka.
#1261 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
**twi cries**
#1265 to #1264 - cactaur (12/30/2015) [-]
aw dont cry. I'm just studying for my exam. Can't be at two places at once.
#1266 to #1265 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
i-i want goat love
#1271 to #1267 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I love you cactu <3
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
i love me too
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Please suck on my tits
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you cactu <3
#1263 to #1262 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you I love you  I love you  I love you cactu so much
I love you I love you I love you I love you cactu so much
#1260 - twi ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
#1251 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
love meee
#1256 to #1255 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
i love you

but like a brother or sister sort of love.
#1257 to #1256 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I love you too    
   
 but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother &lt;3
I love you too

but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother <3
#1258 to #1257 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
eww incest
#1259 to #1258 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
it's ok as long as I call you nii~san
#1244 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
#1246 to #1245 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1249 to #1248 - cactaur (12/27/2015) [-]
alright alright, i love you too
#1250 to #1249 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
forever my cactu
#1241 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
I want the cactu
#1237 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
>>1218,
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
c'mere
#1218 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
#1219 to #1218 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
looking for more hugs?
#1220 to #1219 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
tender, warm spacegoat hugs are the absolute.
#1222 to #1220 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I seriously wish there were more soraka hugging pics.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
**twi hugs you tightly**

Soraka is best goat in world
There needs to be more cute pictures of her in general
#1224 to #1223 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I really do hope you have a great christmas eve. It's probably a rough start. I really wish I could, at least, send you some cash so you can get something nice.
#1225 to #1224 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
I did figure out how to get the PayPal thing working, ...
I'd feel bad takin moni though whin it would take a while to repay you
User avatar #1227 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
wow that came off assholish. Look, don't worry about paying me back. I wanna give you a christmas present.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me

paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
yes, merry christmas.

I guess I really can't stop you from paying me back but just promise me you won't try to make yourself broke to do so, alright? Take as long as you need.
#1230 to #1229 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'll try my best cactu &lt;3   
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on     
   
   
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I'll try my best cactu <3
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on


I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1231 to #1230 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
luv u 2, bby

and again merry christmas
#1232 to #1231 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
y-you called me bby

Merry Christmas goatwife <3
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
hey, has paypal given you any problems? I know that if I don't usually mark the right things the receiver could get some flak.
#1234 to #1233 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I was just about to message you <3
It worked perfectly, I got some clothing and sockies thst I needed, thank you so much cactu
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
glad to hear. sometimes Paypal can be anal about payments.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Paypal pulled through nicely c:

I love you so much, merry Christmas
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't care about receiving the money. I want you to have a christmas gift. You know, the holiday where it's about giving and not receiving.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
absolute best*
User avatar #1217 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Goat titties
User avatar #1209 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
How've you been, Cucky?
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
busy trying to get my A+ certification.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
good job

so far I've only finished my 801 exam and I'm currently working on my 802 out of class. I'm trying to rush it so I can apply for a good job.
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Are you getting a degree or just certs?
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
certs

I'll try to go for a degree along the way but it's not my priority.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
It probably will be but you can't ignore the on hand experience you can get. Hopefully I can get something along that during work because I'm going to be a living example of "wet behind the ears" if I get this position.
User avatar #1207 - murphyslawtesties (12/23/2015) [-]
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board

it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
#1208 to #1207 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
You underestimated my autistic powers.
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