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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #2383 |
| Comment Ranking: | #225 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
| Content Thumbs: | 3909 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 54753 |
| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259970 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 528 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
| FJ Points: | 37289 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
latest user's comments
| #11206451 - Couldn't get through it all. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11206431 - lol | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11206422 - Again, in the west coast, good chance. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11206414 - I believe some in the west coast are more open to the idea of … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11206403 - I know Diablo 3 wanted to try out a new route in giving lore b… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #20 - Offense taken in the extreme. I shall now go home and eat a tu… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Little goat trying to make... | +2 |
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| #17 - Tru [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Little goat trying to make... | 0 |
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| #11 - Oh my, are you complaining? [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Little goat trying to make... | +3 |
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| #1339 - Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it… | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1338 - I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be v… | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1337 - Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** … | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1335 - oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range w… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
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| #1333 - hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever ide… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy. /nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/ #1337 -
cactaur (01/12/2016) [-] Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting fucked by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a fucked silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head. I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake. Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month. | ||
| #1331 - I honestly can't remember what that is. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
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| #7 - Oh yeah, I've heard of this guy. | 01/12/2016 on Finishing blow | +1 |
| #2 - could I have some context? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Sanders BTFO | +1 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] Yuugoslavian civil war. Very short and undetailed, dictator dies. 3 mayor ethnic groups in country then start murdering each other to get their own states in the aftermath. shit was brutal. | ||
| #2 - If I owned a farm, It'd no doubt be a goat farm. Goats are so … [+] (18 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Little goat trying to make... | +13 |
| Goats aren't exactly a cash maker. Usually people just keep them around to eat the grass so they don't need to mow. #42 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] Goats are browsers more than grazers. They eat leaves, branches (like the one in the back of the gif in the post is doing) and shrubs more than grass, so they wouldn't really do a good job "mowing" it Sheep would be a better choice for that since they're natural grazers I heard goats are superior to google chrome. They only use one RAM. | ||
| #11 - He's about to **** her again...in court, no less. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | +43 |
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| #11200987 - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN A K E … | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #16 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Goat Chair | 0 |
| #45129 - Ahh, thanks. Now it makes sense. | 01/11/2016 on Technology Board | 0 |
| #45127 - I've seen that on Amazon and I am curious to get it but I'm no… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Technology Board | 0 |
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| #45123 - I wanna get an Pc vacuum. I'm thinking of getting one of the a… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Technology Board | 0 |
| answer to question one... yes. dont run the risk. answer to question two... are you talking about those mini leaf blowers that are designed to blow dust out of components? the ones that dont suck air, but blow them? or an actual vacuum i guess you don't need one, it's really just saving on not having to buy compressed air canisters #45126 -
kober (01/11/2016) [-] Do you need one? Not necessarily; you can always use compressed air, but that's a more costly solution in the long run. The potential for short circuiting something due to the static buildup from a vacuum is there. I wouldn't risk it, personally, especially given that most components in a system cost more than a vacuum does. I love data vacs, personally. My family's had the one pictured for at least 11 or so years now. Interestingly enough, they still sell the exact model. I've seen that on Amazon and I am curious to get it but I'm not sure the thing is an anti-static vac. The cheapest I can come across is $250. There is this: www.amazon.com/Metro-Vacuum-MDV-1BA-DataVac-Computer/dp/B00006IAOR/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1452473157&sr=8-2&keywords=anti-static+vacuum but it doesn't explicitly say anti-static. | ||
| #11200448 - ?? Honestly, I'm just curious. I wanna see how this works. Bes… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200441 - Das da joke mang [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
