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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
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| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
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| #1565097 - sorry, there was a 3 month expiration on that. besides, you al… [+] (4 new replies) | 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
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| #1565091 - not much, I suppose. Been neck deep in the new D3 patch. [+] (9 new replies) | 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| is it really that great? from what i saw it was aloright but too short to justify paying for i'm still only like halfway through diablo 2 after 30 hours, whereas my brother said he beat d3 in abut 25 i'm not 30 hours in due to pure grinding, i'm that far in simply because i've taken that long to pick my way to the end of the desert part, if i would actually grind then i would be still in the rogue encampment Yeah, I know. I've played D2 before. I'm actually surprised it's taking you that long to get through the game. Although, I can't complain. I had to remake my character twice because I built him wrong. That game has a lot of padding. I wouldn't really call that quality because I was getting really burnt out once I reached act 5. my last character i had like 4 years ago, it breezed through the desert and rogue emcampment but got totally fucked as soon as i hit the jungle because of those goddamn midgets with spitball guns, i was a paladin with zero poison resist mostly using thorns to get me through shit. now i know to get my resistances up, but im having trouble right now with the beetles in the desert because my lightning resist is so low | ||
| #1565086 - >> #1565076 , [+] (6 new replies) | 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
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| #1565074 - I forgot this was a thing. [+] (23 new replies) | 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| is it really that great? from what i saw it was aloright but too short to justify paying for i'm still only like halfway through diablo 2 after 30 hours, whereas my brother said he beat d3 in abut 25 i'm not 30 hours in due to pure grinding, i'm that far in simply because i've taken that long to pick my way to the end of the desert part, if i would actually grind then i would be still in the rogue encampment Yeah, I know. I've played D2 before. I'm actually surprised it's taking you that long to get through the game. Although, I can't complain. I had to remake my character twice because I built him wrong. That game has a lot of padding. I wouldn't really call that quality because I was getting really burnt out once I reached act 5. my last character i had like 4 years ago, it breezed through the desert and rogue emcampment but got totally fucked as soon as i hit the jungle because of those goddamn midgets with spitball guns, i was a paladin with zero poison resist mostly using thorns to get me through shit. now i know to get my resistances up, but im having trouble right now with the beetles in the desert because my lightning resist is so low | ||
| #5 - nope. hint: it's not a LOL character | 13 hours ago on Questions to consider... | 0 |
| #3 - obviously, you were wrong. [+] (2 new replies) | 13 hours ago on Questions to consider... | 0 |
| #10 - I get that feeling every once in awhile and it is awfully temp… | 13 hours ago on wtf am i doing with my life | 0 |
| #7 - Given how big World of warcraft is, It's no surprise you're go… [+] (3 new replies) | 14 hours ago on wtf am i doing with my life | 0 |
| So much wasted potential in Draenor. It could have been the best, but they rushed it. I get that feeling every once in awhile and it is awfully tempting. I may start a new Warlock/hunter/shaman once the next expansion comes out just to see all the new class changes but I'll be damned if I pay the expansion fee. As far as I'm concerned, I already paid that fee with Warlords. | ||
| #6 - wow, working at a restaurant helped me instantly here. | 15 hours ago on tom is a fgt | +1 |
| #11211050 - Why is this any of this a thing? | 17 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11211040 - why is THAT a thing? | 17 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #2 - would that person be you? [+] (1 new reply) | 17 hours ago on He really let himself go! | +1 |
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| #8 - I feel that Riot is just trying to do stuff to keep it fresh a… | 17 hours ago on Champion Update Shen the... | +1 |
| #1 - Wait, I thought Turkey wasn't accepting any refugees. How'd he get in? [+] (1 new reply) | 17 hours ago on Couldn't be stopped | 0 |
| #1 - 1. No I don't seem to have a picture of Soraka getting ***… [+] (4 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Questions to consider... | 0 |
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| #11210562 - I found something funny and I posted it, Silly | 19 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11210558 - I was making an argument? Silly caette, always thinki… [+] (2 new replies) | 19 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11210553 - and? [+] (4 new replies) | 19 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11210407 - Picture | 20 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11210405 - how dare you try to find a middle ground. | 20 hours ago on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11210377 - lol [+] (15 new replies) | 20 hours ago on Happy little board | +4 |
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| #1343 - I don't get this may may [+] (1 new reply) | 20 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1342 - sure [+] (1 new reply) | 20 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #11210305 - you'd probably notice your brother was eating away at your insides. | 20 hours ago on Happy little board | +1 |
| #50 - I'm sure their cuteness will offset the cost. | 01/13/2016 on Little goat trying to make... | 0 |
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
