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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
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| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
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| #11176717 - Thank god I can afford it. I still have enough cash to buy a c… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176710 - sketch came in. i'll show off the sfw version considering it's… [+] (25 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| i don't live inside wow/dota2/lol or other bullshit, the fuck can I know Ah, what a high and mighty being you portray yourself to be, huh. | ||
| #1 - now that's a depressing sight to see. | 01/04/2016 on Oklahomo | +2 |
| #30 - Honestly, I don't see it as THAT bad but it feels like it's ge… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Gray Jedi | +1 |
| I'm sure it will, however I as a viewer am not actually interested in the characters. Star Wars has always been at its best when iconic visuals are blended with interesting ideas. The idea of Anakin Skywalker raising an apprentice during in the Clone Wars made for a fantastic setting and a fantastic roster of characters. However, Rebels has a VERY generic protagonist being taught by a VERY generic mentor. They are accompanied by the least Mandalorian Mandalorian I've ever seen, an archetypal 'Dumb but Strong' character, an R2-D2 clone, and a Pilot who I do remember as being at least the most interesting of the crew. Even the art design doesn't work: Ezra: vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/49/Ezra-SWRRvE.png/revision/latest?cb=20150530234056 Ahsoka: vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/8/8b/Ahsoka_full.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081018032327 You can see from just their pictures the difference of style. Rebels, the show about the rough & tumble outlaws, has a main character whose art design is very, very clean. There is very little texture detail to his model. (Also what is that white thing on his leg supposed to be?) Meanwhile Ahsoka looks like what you would expect a Jedi in a warzone to look like. Elegant, simple, but well-worn. She also typically doesn't do the Dreamworks smirk anywhere near as much as Ezra does it because despite Ezra being the one in the more dire situation, Ahsoka is the one who typically has the more varied reactions, and I'm not surprised either, given that Disney have embraced that insufferable smirk wholeheartedly: i.gr-assets.com/images/S/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1389873724i/8074857.jpg That cocky "We're cool and one step ahead of you." kind of smirk. "Come and see how cool we are." Once you start seeing it you don't stop seeing it. It's all over advertising at the moment and it's utterly sickening. Rebels seems to embrace that smirk as a general tone. Whereas Clone Wars even early on nailed that feeling of warfare and danger with episodes like the one with Plo'koon and the Scavenger Droids blowing up the escape pods, Rebels plays out like a tongue in cheek kids adventure story. Again, this is Kanan: vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/swfans/images/8/82/KananJarrusPose.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140212224333 And this is Anakin: site.unbeatablesale.com/img096/adgr816.gif The art design on Kanan is flat and uninteresting, like he was designed to be a secondary one-off character rather than one of the characters that the story revolves around, whereas Anakin's design is built to reflect his personality. It is dark but utilitarian, mostly function with just a hint of form. The textures and models are also a lot more detailed than on Kanan. Whilst early Clone Wars suffered from inconsistencies like how Ahsoka was at times way too childish for the setting and detracted from the theme and focus of the story (and there were some Jar Jar episodes), Rebels suffers from 'almost there' syndrome. Like, the art looks almost finished, the plot looks almost finished, the characters are almost interesting, the art design is almost iconic. Just like The Force Awakens and Battlefront it feels like the whole thing was lazily half-arsed by just enough people to fall flat and squander the potential. Thus far everything that Disney have produced under the Star Wars brand has been a great idea but executed very lazily. Whereas Lucas Arts and Lucasfilm produced work that even at its worst (Phantom Menace) can be lauded for its world-building, scope, and some stand-out features, thus-far Disney has produced a Battlefront game sans most of the important features, a Star Wars film that pays homage to other Star Wars films and fails to be something of its own, and a T.V. series that is lesser in every way to its predecessor. I'm not anti-disney. I really want these things to be good, but god damn they all fall short of the mark in the areas that matter. #174 -
anon (01/08/2016) [-] The title "Least Mandalorian Mandalorian" belongs to practically the whole damn planet in The Clone Wars. Seriously, who thought taking the badasses who had great fan appeal as bounty hunters and who in the EU fought on near even terms with force users should be a bunch of god damn hippies? | ||
| #65 - then what time are we living if not the current year? … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on IT'S 2016 PEOPLE | +6 |
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| #4 - like that playstation all star game? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Shantae Smash Heartbreak | 0 |
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| #12 - Picture | 01/03/2016 on Character Art:... | +2 |
| #11173059 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #10 - I'll slap you with a horsecock. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Character Art:... | +9 |
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| #11173055 - could be gay that's worse [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #8 - I have a thing for large muscular lizard guys. But o… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Character Art:... | +9 |
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anon (01/04/2016) [-] You must have so much porn of that hook a brother up will ya? i'll come back later since im posting as anon because i got some irl friends here who i don't particularly want to find out i masterbate to hentai and shit like this while fantasising about being the woman and i should stop now | ||
| #11173035 - could be worse [+] (5 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11173025 - the simple fact you wanna waste your money on this is good enough. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11173018 - next time you judge me wasting money on porn, i'ma link this. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11173011 - Picture | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11172967 - ******** , I maturbate every day and I'm working my ass … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11172942 - fatass or no, there is only two bites from a chicken leg. | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11172933 - Why can't there be more than two good bites off of a chicken leg? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #1322 - luv u 2 [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1320 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1318 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #9 - not good enough | 01/03/2016 on Anime Cosplay Compilation... | 0 |
| #10 - >> #8 , | 01/03/2016 on Aloha snackbar | +1 |
| #11171749 - I don't think that'll work out well. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11171718 - saturday's probably but with my luck I'll be needed for someth… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
