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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #2383 |
| Comment Ranking: | #225 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
| Content Thumbs: | 3909 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 54753 |
| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259960 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 528 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
| FJ Points: | 37289 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
latest user's comments
| #11178428 - ew, it's all real and **** . [+] (5 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11178426 - anime no thanks [+] (9 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| take a dick, a glass of vodka, and 2 hours fucking yourself. | ||
| #11178422 - this isn't bullying, this is a robermeme. [+] (7 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. ** | ||
| #11178417 - put the squids in the bag, ****** . [+] (9 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. ** | ||
| #11178409 - I got that 802 exam tomorrow but I'm so ******* tired f… [+] (31 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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xxangelisxx (01/04/2016) [-] **xxangelisxx used "*roll picture*"** **xxangelisxx rolled image** I'm afraid the only entertainment is this. take a dick, a glass of vodka, and 2 hours fucking yourself. **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. ** | ||
| #11178309 - deer girl is the only thing that I was interested in. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11178295 - 1. cute deer girl 2. ******* tsundere, really? … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| there's an octopus, some goth puppet girl, and a orc i think, there should be a slime a dwarf and what i believe to be some sort of japanese demon but i dont know if the guy has released that chapter yet | ||
| #11178286 - then I'm gonna pass | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11178276 - why? So you can molest me? **** that. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178260 - shut your mouth, you gay homo lala prancy boy [+] (4 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178257 - you should sue for ptsd | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11178250 - sauce, now [+] (13 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11178229 - Yes, I found out there was a ****** sequel. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| I found out there was a third mummy when it was on tv the other day, after 10 minutes I became very very severely depressed and ill. | ||
| #48 - Actually, I don't have a folder for that. I just go on e621 an… | 01/04/2016 on Character Art:... | 0 |
| #1 - asshole didn't even open his other presents. | 01/04/2016 on Happy Birthday | 0 |
| #11176881 - thought I had it on my profile. It's eztarg3t [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176869 - i don't know, did you send me an invite or something? [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176857 - I have to have a big ego in order to protect my fragile self-esteem. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11176814 - ...well I mean.... [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11176804 - the **** ? [+] (6 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176794 - nah | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176790 - you can insult someone properly, for starters. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Ah, what a high and mighty being you portray yourself to be, huh. | ||
| #11176786 - that's a demon you daft fool. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| i don't live inside wow/dota2/lol or other bullshit, the fuck can I know Ah, what a high and mighty being you portray yourself to be, huh. | ||
| #11176779 - You gotta take matters in your own hands when you want porn of… | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11176773 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
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www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
