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Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.

Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0

I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/

Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.

latest user's comments

#11181451 - Isn't that like an hour drive for the UK?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11181455 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
6 hr in this case
#11181362 - oh, yeah. Sorry. Didn't know you wanted to be mentioned.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11181376 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
more like why wouldn't I wanna be mentioned about anything! cactaur
#11181345 - I'd rather leave a corpse to show others what can happen to th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11181385 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
Instead of a body, leave a crater.
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#11181382 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
Total obliteration is also nice.
#11181340 - Picture 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11181332 - I have no idea how a muslim nation works.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11181351 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire.
#11181335 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
#11181340 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
#11181327 - you're not helping 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11181326 - >> #11181299 , >> #11181300 , >> #11181302 ,…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +2
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#11181334 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
lol
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#11181331 - redandgreen (01/05/2016) [-]
lol
#11181320 - I would ask then why would you apply for the job but something…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11181329 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
>forced employment

In a world (the UK) where there are less jobs than the population. Nigger what?
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#11181336 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
same shit happens in australia

it's fucking stupid
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#11181342 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
How does that even work, do they make you pay a fine or some shit when you're unable to find job within you're area because literally no one is hiring?

(Albuquerque, where I live, is backed up 8 months just for fucking interviews for minimum wage jobs.)
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#11181349 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
they make you call up places/go to interviews weekly but it almost never gets you a job so massive waste of time+money

if you don't want to put up with their shit your money gets cut, so basically you have nothing to live off
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#11181352 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey at least you get paid to fail getting a job.

I can't get a job period.
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#11181358 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
the amount that's given isn't enough to live off though, better a crappy amount than none I suppose
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#11181372 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
I make literally 0 dollars, I live off my parents and any funds needed to do job interviews come from my parents. And in this shitty economy that the government lies to you about being better no one wants a 18 year old college drop out even though for all intents and purposes he has a degree in cybersecurity.
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#11181380 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
shitty times huh
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#11181332 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
I have no idea how a muslim nation works.
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#11181351 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire.
#11181335 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
#11181340 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
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#11181323 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Desperate to find any job because rent won't pay itself and I don't plan to splash all my savings for greedy landlords.
#11181307 - that's a part-time job?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11181313 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Not from 4-12.
It would be some fucked shit like 4-12 or 8-12, not normal hours.
The place was a mess. The workers had the sense of doom in their eyes.
I'm glad I wasn't listed further. Fuck that.
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#11181320 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
I would ask then why would you apply for the job but something tells that that the UK does some sort in forced employment thingy.
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#11181329 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
>forced employment

In a world (the UK) where there are less jobs than the population. Nigger what?
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#11181336 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
same shit happens in australia

it's fucking stupid
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#11181342 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
How does that even work, do they make you pay a fine or some shit when you're unable to find job within you're area because literally no one is hiring?

(Albuquerque, where I live, is backed up 8 months just for fucking interviews for minimum wage jobs.)
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#11181349 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
they make you call up places/go to interviews weekly but it almost never gets you a job so massive waste of time+money

if you don't want to put up with their shit your money gets cut, so basically you have nothing to live off
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#11181352 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey at least you get paid to fail getting a job.

I can't get a job period.
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#11181358 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
the amount that's given isn't enough to live off though, better a crappy amount than none I suppose
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#11181372 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
I make literally 0 dollars, I live off my parents and any funds needed to do job interviews come from my parents. And in this shitty economy that the government lies to you about being better no one wants a 18 year old college drop out even though for all intents and purposes he has a degree in cybersecurity.
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#11181380 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
shitty times huh
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#11181332 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
I have no idea how a muslim nation works.
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#11181351 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire.
#11181335 - orkanoidz (01/05/2016) [-]
#11181340 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
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#11181323 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Desperate to find any job because rent won't pay itself and I don't plan to splash all my savings for greedy landlords.
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#11181317 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
12 in noon, I mean. Not midnight.
#11181297 - Just got back from my exam. I now own a A+ certification. Now …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +2
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#11181356 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
FUCK YEAH.
thanks for no mention. bitch. >:C
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#11181362 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
oh, yeah. Sorry. Didn't know you wanted to be mentioned.
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#11181376 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
more like why wouldn't I wanna be mentioned about anything! cactaur
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#11181309 - valverde (01/05/2016) [-]
congratz bruh
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#11181326 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#11181299, >>#11181300, >>#11181302,

Thank you for indulging in my desire for attention.


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#11181334 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
lol
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#11181331 - redandgreen (01/05/2016) [-]
lol
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#11181303 - delahk (01/05/2016) [-]
fucking nerd
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#11181327 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
you're not helping
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#11181302 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
good stuff m8
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#11181300 - Sunset (01/05/2016) [-]
woo
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#11181299 - redandgreen (01/05/2016) [-]
Congratulations!
#6 - what race is that dinosaur guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Random Jedi Outcast... 0
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#9 - necroshredder (01/05/2016) [-]
hes is known as a Chistori. there is very little information about them this is all i could find starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chistori
#6 - or is it a fat fox that looks like a corgi in the second picture? 01/05/2016 on Poor doge :^( 0
#49 - agreed 01/05/2016 on Jakkurac +7
#11178511 - are you saying that I'm above room temperature?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11178512 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're HANDsome.
#11178506 - are you calling me a chunk of meat?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11178508 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're hot.
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#11178511 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
are you saying that I'm above room temperature?
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#11178512 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're HANDsome.
#11178501 - are you calling me an infant?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11178504 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're a hunk.
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#11178506 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
are you calling me a chunk of meat?
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#11178508 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're hot.
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#11178511 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
are you saying that I'm above room temperature?
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#11178512 - knjklj (01/05/2016) [-]
You're HANDsome.
#11178487 - Oh, think I found where I can get the Pygeum. I'll try to pick… 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11178480 - your avatar says otherwise 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11178474 - I can't believe I'm actually doing this. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11178487 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, think I found where I can get the Pygeum. I'll try to pick that up after the exam thing.


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#11178479 - jvjpgirl (01/05/2016) [-]
it-s not Christmas anymore
#11178482 - caette (01/05/2016) [-]
be less homo
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#11178480 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
your avatar says otherwise
#11178477 - emperorwatergate (01/05/2016) [-]
Hot~

I have something like that I'm thinking of trying~
#11178458 - ew  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11178462 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
#11178454 - **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11178498 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
You basterd!
#11178442 - I've accepted this a long time ago.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11178444 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
Ill lay you
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#11178458 - cactaur (01/04/2016) [-]
ew
#11178462 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
#11178440 - **cactaur went all like stabby stabby. Holy **** , is i…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11178441 - kilroydotexe (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11178454 - cactaur (01/04/2016) [-]
**cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. **
#11178498 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
You basterd!
#11178433 - migraine worsening  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11178436 - xxangelisxx (01/04/2016) [-]
Take a pain pill, a glass of water and 2 hours offa' FJ.
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#11178452 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
take a dick, a glass of vodka, and 2 hours fucking yourself.
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#11178453 - xxangelisxx (01/04/2016) [-]
how 'bout fuck off already
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#11178455 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
we both know that will never happen
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#11178460 - xxangelisxx (01/04/2016) [-]
You know I dislike you, why do you keep crawling to me?
#11178463 - karlKroenen (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11178466 - xxangelisxx (01/05/2016) [-]
nigga go away already
#11178432 - PUT THE SQUIDS IN THE ******* BAG! YOU WANNA D…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11178434 - kilroydotexe (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11178440 - cactaur (01/04/2016) [-]
**cactaur went all like stabby stabby. Holy shit, is it stabby. He just keeps stabbing away with that stabby item. Why won't he stop with the stabby? Won't he think of the children?**
#11178441 - kilroydotexe (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11178454 - cactaur (01/04/2016) [-]
**cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. **
#11178498 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
You basterd!

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#1344 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur
I love and protect my cactaur
without me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
#557 - cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #1341 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
can I remake the comment u sticked when I was nep
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - cactaur (20 hours ago) [-]
sure
User avatar #1345 to #1342 - twi ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I love you <3
#1340 - exotic (01/13/2016) [-]
my shame for memes
User avatar #1343 to #1340 - cactaur (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't get this may may
User avatar #1346 to #1343 - exotic (20 hours ago) [-]
i'm paying for rarity memes
User avatar #1330 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
So did you pursue the Wolfy-nail idea?
#1333 to #1330 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever idea you're talking about. I believe it has something to do with Hecarim and Soraka, right?
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
You have my attention.
User avatar #1339 to #1334 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
#1337 to #1334 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.

I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.

Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
#1331 to #1330 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
I honestly can't remember what that is.
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
You asked me about the artist and I showed you him and you mentioned how he only does furry. And how he was 50$ more expensive then Saprrow.
User avatar #1335 to #1332 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range was a little rich for me.
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - falanvaul (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeahh. He's a little expensive but you have to think years of being and doing what he does is hard.
User avatar #1338 to #1336 - cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be very difficult. It's just his asking price is much and I'm on a budget right now.


At least, i'm trying to be on a budget.
#1324 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
#1326 to #1325 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
I want to press my tongue against spacegoats butthole
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
wow ew
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - twi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
User avatar #1317 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
cactu
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
cactus
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I looooove you
#1303 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
I love you cactaur
#1308 to #1306 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
>tfw your goat won't love you
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
looove me
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - cactaur (01/03/2016) [-]
**cactaur hugs**
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
**twi hugs tightly**
do you love me?
#1316 to #1315 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
GOATTTT


I love you too <3
#1307 to #1306 - twi ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
#1275 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm absolutely disgusted by you and your goat fetishes.
#1276 to #1275 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Don't worry, I also I've a fetish for humans as well.
#1277 to #1276 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I guess we can get along after all.
#1278 to #1277 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Although, I still have the perverted desire to see either the goat or human get treated like a sex slave by massive beast-like creatures.
#1279 to #1278 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
We all have our kinks.

I would like my partner to choke me, for example.
#1280 to #1279 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
you sick piece of ****
#1281 to #1280 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes I also want my partner to finish inside and to get preggers but hey, what do I know?
#1282 to #1281 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
OH GOD STOP!

YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL DESIRES TO PROCREATE!

#1283 to #1282 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I know right.

But I can't.

So yeah.

And then there's the tentacles but that's a bit tame.
#1284 to #1283 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.

If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.

So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
#1285 to #1284 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I wish but I can't.... so.... yeah.

Erh... I mean I won't say no but I'll feel bad after the deed is done.
User avatar #1297 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
holy **** , nevermind you win. All I did was waste my time in a community college.
#1298 to #1297 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Being trans has some pressure on it, especially if you don't want to disappoint family.
#1299 to #1298 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
sorry to hear that, comrade. I understand that feeling of not wanting to disappoint family. Probably not to the degree that you're feeling but I can get a concept of it. make sure to take care of yourself, ok mang?
#1300 to #1299 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Eh I'm working it out.
Going through with the procedures and stuff... slowly but surely, then back into uni for me.
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
make sure you have a steady job as well. Or just A job in general.
#1302 to #1301 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah it's what I'm working on right now.

I don't need a job to pay for the transition, but more to get a comfortable life as well as something to do with my life while waiting.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
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guilt goes away after some time.
User avatar #1288 to #1286 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Did you comission for this too?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
nah, I came across this. But I am going to reference it for later.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well **** .

So what got ya so busy lately?

Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
been burying my head into learning basic computer repair skills so I can get a certification. Then I'm going to try and get a job at a school board which has a job opening.

#1292 to #1291 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well you're doing better than me then.
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
it certainly does help when you have someone who already works for the school board and can give you a heads up.
#1294 to #1293 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I dropped out of uni so....
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
we all have our ups and down. And it's better to drop out and stop paying into a field you have no interests in. Unlike what I did and ended up wasting 5 years and $8k.
#1296 to #1295 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah though I ended up staying there two months, wasting about $20k that I still have in debt.

Should never have gone in the first place tho due to my medical and mental situation but I felt obliged.
#1287 to #1286 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I regret everything AND nothing.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Tio is a qt3.14. I kinda like her for her because of her adorable personality. Also the oni horn kinda reminds me of Soraka.
#1261 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
**twi cries**
#1265 to #1264 - cactaur (12/30/2015) [-]
aw dont cry. I'm just studying for my exam. Can't be at two places at once.
#1266 to #1265 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
i-i want goat love
#1271 to #1267 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I love you cactu <3
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
i love me too
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Please suck on my tits
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you cactu <3
#1263 to #1262 - twi ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you I love you  I love you  I love you cactu so much
I love you I love you I love you I love you cactu so much
#1260 - twi ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
#1251 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
love meee
#1256 to #1255 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
i love you

but like a brother or sister sort of love.
#1257 to #1256 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I love you too    
   
 but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother &lt;3
I love you too

but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother <3
#1258 to #1257 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
eww incest
#1259 to #1258 - twi ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
it's ok as long as I call you nii~san
#1244 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
#1246 to #1245 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1249 to #1248 - cactaur (12/27/2015) [-]
alright alright, i love you too
#1250 to #1249 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
forever my cactu
#1241 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - twi ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
I want the cactu
#1237 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
>>1218,
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
c'mere
#1218 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
#1219 to #1218 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
looking for more hugs?
#1220 to #1219 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
tender, warm spacegoat hugs are the absolute.
#1222 to #1220 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I seriously wish there were more soraka hugging pics.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
**twi hugs you tightly**

Soraka is best goat in world
There needs to be more cute pictures of her in general
#1224 to #1223 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I really do hope you have a great christmas eve. It's probably a rough start. I really wish I could, at least, send you some cash so you can get something nice.
#1225 to #1224 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
I did figure out how to get the PayPal thing working, ...
I'd feel bad takin moni though whin it would take a while to repay you
User avatar #1227 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
wow that came off assholish. Look, don't worry about paying me back. I wanna give you a christmas present.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me

paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
yes, merry christmas.

I guess I really can't stop you from paying me back but just promise me you won't try to make yourself broke to do so, alright? Take as long as you need.
#1230 to #1229 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I'll try my best cactu &lt;3   
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on     
   
   
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I'll try my best cactu <3
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on


I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1231 to #1230 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
luv u 2, bby

and again merry christmas
#1232 to #1231 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
y-you called me bby

Merry Christmas goatwife <3
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
hey, has paypal given you any problems? I know that if I don't usually mark the right things the receiver could get some flak.
#1234 to #1233 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I was just about to message you <3
It worked perfectly, I got some clothing and sockies thst I needed, thank you so much cactu
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
glad to hear. sometimes Paypal can be anal about payments.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Paypal pulled through nicely c:

I love you so much, merry Christmas
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't care about receiving the money. I want you to have a christmas gift. You know, the holiday where it's about giving and not receiving.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
absolute best*
User avatar #1217 - twi ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Goat titties
User avatar #1209 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
How've you been, Cucky?
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
busy trying to get my A+ certification.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
good job

so far I've only finished my 801 exam and I'm currently working on my 802 out of class. I'm trying to rush it so I can apply for a good job.
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Are you getting a degree or just certs?
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
certs

I'll try to go for a degree along the way but it's not my priority.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
It probably will be but you can't ignore the on hand experience you can get. Hopefully I can get something along that during work because I'm going to be a living example of "wet behind the ears" if I get this position.
User avatar #1207 - murphyslawtesties (12/23/2015) [-]
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board

it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
#1208 to #1207 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
You underestimated my autistic powers.
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