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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #2383 |
| Comment Ranking: | #225 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
| Content Thumbs: | 3909 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 54753 |
| Content Level Progress: | 10% (10/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 24.6% (246/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259971 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 528 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22564 |
| FJ Points: | 37289 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
latest user's comments
| #11181451 - Isn't that like an hour drive for the UK? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11181362 - oh, yeah. Sorry. Didn't know you wanted to be mentioned. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11181345 - I'd rather leave a corpse to show others what can happen to th… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11181340 - Picture | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11181332 - I have no idea how a muslim nation works. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire. | ||
| #11181327 - you're not helping | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11181326 - >> #11181299 , >> #11181300 , >> #11181302 ,… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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| #11181320 - I would ask then why would you apply for the job but something… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| I make literally 0 dollars, I live off my parents and any funds needed to do job interviews come from my parents. And in this shitty economy that the government lies to you about being better no one wants a 18 year old college drop out even though for all intents and purposes he has a degree in cybersecurity. Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire. Desperate to find any job because rent won't pay itself and I don't plan to splash all my savings for greedy landlords. | ||
| #11181307 - that's a part-time job? [+] (16 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Not from 4-12. It would be some fucked shit like 4-12 or 8-12, not normal hours. The place was a mess. The workers had the sense of doom in their eyes. I'm glad I wasn't listed further. Fuck that. I make literally 0 dollars, I live off my parents and any funds needed to do job interviews come from my parents. And in this shitty economy that the government lies to you about being better no one wants a 18 year old college drop out even though for all intents and purposes he has a degree in cybersecurity. Muslims here don't work - just cash the benefits etc, a large amount of the British sit on benefits and keep milking the system, yet the job situation here is dire. Desperate to find any job because rent won't pay itself and I don't plan to splash all my savings for greedy landlords. | ||
| #11181297 - Just got back from my exam. I now own a A+ certification. Now … [+] (12 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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| #6 - what race is that dinosaur guy? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Random Jedi Outcast... | 0 |
| hes is known as a Chistori. there is very little information about them this is all i could find starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chistori | ||
| #6 - or is it a fat fox that looks like a corgi in the second picture? | 01/05/2016 on Poor doge :^( | 0 |
| #49 - agreed | 01/05/2016 on Jakkurac | +7 |
| #11178511 - are you saying that I'm above room temperature? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11178506 - are you calling me a chunk of meat? [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11178501 - are you calling me an infant? [+] (5 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11178487 - Oh, think I found where I can get the Pygeum. I'll try to pick… | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178480 - your avatar says otherwise | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| #11178474 - I can't believe I'm actually doing this. I… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11178458 - ew [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11178454 - **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a b… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11178442 - I've accepted this a long time ago. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11178440 - **cactaur went all like stabby stabby. Holy **** , is i… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. ** | ||
| #11178433 - migraine worsening [+] (7 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| take a dick, a glass of vodka, and 2 hours fucking yourself. | ||
| #11178432 - PUT THE SQUIDS IN THE ******* BAG! YOU WANNA D… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| **cactaur just keeps stabbing away. wowee, he's got quite a bit of energy. He's all like swish and slash and swinga. He must work out a lot or he is really determined to get those squids. If I were the guy being stabbed I'd be like, "Yow, jeez. Alright, I'll give you the squids." Nothing is worth getting poked a lot by such a sharp object. Unless you got something really worth dying for. Like squid porn but that's illegal in like...uh, 7 states. Yeah, I wouldn't be caught dead with that shit. I'd rather die by being repeatedly stabbed a lot if I had that on my personal inventory. ** | ||
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
