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I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.

Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0

I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/

Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.

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#1339 - Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it… 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
#1338 - I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be v… 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
#1337 - Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** … 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
#1335 - oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range w…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
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#1336 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeahh. He's a little expensive but you have to think years of being and doing what he does is hard.
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#1338 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be very difficult. It's just his asking price is much and I'm on a budget right now.


At least, i'm trying to be on a budget.
#1333 - hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever ide…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
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#1334 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
You have my attention.
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#1339 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
#1337 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting fucked by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a fucked silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.

I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.

Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
#1331 - I honestly can't remember what that is.  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on cactaur's profile 0
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#1332 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
You asked me about the artist and I showed you him and you mentioned how he only does furry. And how he was 50$ more expensive then Saprrow.
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#1335 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range was a little rich for me.
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#1336 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeahh. He's a little expensive but you have to think years of being and doing what he does is hard.
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#1338 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be very difficult. It's just his asking price is much and I'm on a budget right now.


At least, i'm trying to be on a budget.
#7 - Oh yeah, I've heard of this guy. 4 hours ago on Finishing blow +1
#2 - could I have some context?  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Sanders BTFO 0
#5 - anon (23 minutes ago) [-]
Yuugoslavian civil war.

Very short and undetailed, dictator dies. 3 mayor ethnic groups in country then start murdering each other to get their own states in the aftermath. shit was brutal.
#2 - If I owned a farm, It'd no doubt be a goat farm. Goats are so …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Little goat trying to make... 0
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#4 - sptnfouroneseven (4 hours ago) [-]
Of course you upload Soraka porn.
#11 - He's about to **** her again...in court, no less. 11 hours ago on Don't stick your dick in crazy +22

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#761 - neppy (06/08/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur   
I love and protect my cactaur   
with me, my cactaur is nothing   
without my cactaur, I am nothing   
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
this is my cactaur
I love and protect my cactaur
with me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
#557 - cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #1330 - falanvaul (4 hours ago) [-]
So did you pursue the Wolfy-nail idea?
#1333 to #1330 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever idea you're talking about. I believe it has something to do with Hecarim and Soraka, right?
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
You have my attention.
User avatar #1339 to #1334 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
#1337 to #1334 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.

I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.

Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
#1331 to #1330 - cactaur (4 hours ago) [-]
I honestly can't remember what that is.
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
You asked me about the artist and I showed you him and you mentioned how he only does furry. And how he was 50$ more expensive then Saprrow.
User avatar #1335 to #1332 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range was a little rich for me.
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - falanvaul (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeahh. He's a little expensive but you have to think years of being and doing what he does is hard.
User avatar #1338 to #1336 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be very difficult. It's just his asking price is much and I'm on a budget right now.


At least, i'm trying to be on a budget.
#1326 to #1325 - twi (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
I want to press my tongue against spacegoats butthole
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - cactaur (01/05/2016) [-]
wow ew
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - twi (01/05/2016) [-]
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
User avatar #1317 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
cactu
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
cactus
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
I looooove you
#1303 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
I love you cactaur
#1308 to #1306 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
>tfw your goat won't love you
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
looove me
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - cactaur (01/03/2016) [-]
**cactaur hugs**
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
**twi hugs tightly**
do you love me?
#1316 to #1315 - twi (01/03/2016) [-]
GOATTTT


I love you too <3
#1275 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm absolutely disgusted by you and your goat fetishes.
#1276 to #1275 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Don't worry, I also I've a fetish for humans as well.
#1277 to #1276 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
I guess we can get along after all.
#1278 to #1277 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Although, I still have the perverted desire to see either the goat or human get treated like a sex slave by massive beast-like creatures.
#1279 to #1278 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
We all have our kinks.

I would like my partner to choke me, for example.
#1280 to #1279 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
you sick piece of ****
#1281 to #1280 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes I also want my partner to finish inside and to get preggers but hey, what do I know?
#1282 to #1281 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
OH GOD STOP!

YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL DESIRES TO PROCREATE!

#1283 to #1282 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
I know right.

But I can't.

So yeah.

And then there's the tentacles but that's a bit tame.
#1284 to #1283 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.

If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.

So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
#1285 to #1284 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I wish but I can't.... so.... yeah.

Erh... I mean I won't say no but I'll feel bad after the deed is done.
User avatar #1297 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
holy **** , nevermind you win. All I did was waste my time in a community college.
#1298 to #1297 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Being trans has some pressure on it, especially if you don't want to disappoint family.
#1299 to #1298 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
sorry to hear that, comrade. I understand that feeling of not wanting to disappoint family. Probably not to the degree that you're feeling but I can get a concept of it. make sure to take care of yourself, ok mang?
#1300 to #1299 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Eh I'm working it out.
Going through with the procedures and stuff... slowly but surely, then back into uni for me.
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
make sure you have a steady job as well. Or just A job in general.
#1302 to #1301 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah it's what I'm working on right now.

I don't need a job to pay for the transition, but more to get a comfortable life as well as something to do with my life while waiting.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
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guilt goes away after some time.
User avatar #1288 to #1286 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Did you comission for this too?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
nah, I came across this. But I am going to reference it for later.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Well **** .

So what got ya so busy lately?

Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
been burying my head into learning basic computer repair skills so I can get a certification. Then I'm going to try and get a job at a school board which has a job opening.

#1292 to #1291 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Well you're doing better than me then.
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
it certainly does help when you have someone who already works for the school board and can give you a heads up.
#1294 to #1293 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Well I dropped out of uni so....
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
we all have our ups and down. And it's better to drop out and stop paying into a field you have no interests in. Unlike what I did and ended up wasting 5 years and $8k.
#1296 to #1295 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah though I ended up staying there two months, wasting about $20k that I still have in debt.

Should never have gone in the first place tho due to my medical and mental situation but I felt obliged.
#1287 to #1286 - satrenkotheone (01/02/2016) [-]
I regret everything AND nothing.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
Tio is a qt3.14. I kinda like her for her because of her adorable personality. Also the oni horn kinda reminds me of Soraka.
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - twi (12/30/2015) [-]
**twi cries**
#1265 to #1264 - cactaur (12/30/2015) [-]
aw dont cry. I'm just studying for my exam. Can't be at two places at once.
#1266 to #1265 - twi (12/30/2015) [-]
i-i want goat love
#1271 to #1267 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I love you cactu <3
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
i love me too
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Please suck on my tits
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - twi (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you cactu <3
#1263 to #1262 - twi (12/30/2015) [-]
I love you I love you  I love you  I love you cactu so much
I love you I love you I love you I love you cactu so much
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - twi (12/28/2015) [-]
love meee
#1256 to #1255 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
i love you

but like a brother or sister sort of love.
#1257 to #1256 - twi (12/28/2015) [-]
I love you too    
   
 but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother &lt;3
I love you too

but I'm still going to touch your cock, brother <3
#1258 to #1257 - cactaur (12/28/2015) [-]
eww incest
#1259 to #1258 - twi (12/28/2015) [-]
it's ok as long as I call you nii~san
#1246 to #1245 - twi (12/27/2015) [-]
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1249 to #1248 - cactaur (12/27/2015) [-]
alright alright, i love you too
#1250 to #1249 - twi (12/27/2015) [-]
forever my cactu
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - twi (12/27/2015) [-]
I want the cactu
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
>>1218,
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - twi (12/26/2015) [-]
c'mere
#1219 to #1218 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
looking for more hugs?
#1220 to #1219 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
tender, warm spacegoat hugs are the absolute.
#1222 to #1220 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I seriously wish there were more soraka hugging pics.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
**twi hugs you tightly**

Soraka is best goat in world
There needs to be more cute pictures of her in general
#1224 to #1223 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I really do hope you have a great christmas eve. It's probably a rough start. I really wish I could, at least, send you some cash so you can get something nice.
#1225 to #1224 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
I did figure out how to get the PayPal thing working, ...
I'd feel bad takin moni though whin it would take a while to repay you
User avatar #1227 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
wow that came off assholish. Look, don't worry about paying me back. I wanna give you a christmas present.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me

paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
yes, merry christmas.

I guess I really can't stop you from paying me back but just promise me you won't try to make yourself broke to do so, alright? Take as long as you need.
#1230 to #1229 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
I'll try my best cactu &lt;3   
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on     
   
   
I love you I love you I love you I love you
I'll try my best cactu <3
If I get a job soon, expect to be swamped with my love every holiday from now on


I love you I love you I love you I love you
#1231 to #1230 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
luv u 2, bby

and again merry christmas
#1232 to #1231 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
y-you called me bby

Merry Christmas goatwife <3
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
hey, has paypal given you any problems? I know that if I don't usually mark the right things the receiver could get some flak.
#1234 to #1233 - twi (12/26/2015) [-]
I was just about to message you <3
It worked perfectly, I got some clothing and sockies thst I needed, thank you so much cactu
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - cactaur (12/26/2015) [-]
glad to hear. sometimes Paypal can be anal about payments.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - twi (12/26/2015) [-]
Paypal pulled through nicely c:

I love you so much, merry Christmas
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - cactaur (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't care about receiving the money. I want you to have a christmas gift. You know, the holiday where it's about giving and not receiving.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
absolute best*
User avatar #1217 - twi (12/25/2015) [-]
Goat titties
User avatar #1209 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
How've you been, Cucky?
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
busy trying to get my A+ certification.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
good job

so far I've only finished my 801 exam and I'm currently working on my 802 out of class. I'm trying to rush it so I can apply for a good job.
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Are you getting a degree or just certs?
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
certs

I'll try to go for a degree along the way but it's not my priority.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - berniesanders (12/23/2015) [-]
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
It probably will be but you can't ignore the on hand experience you can get. Hopefully I can get something along that during work because I'm going to be a living example of "wet behind the ears" if I get this position.
User avatar #1207 - murphyslawtesties (12/23/2015) [-]
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board

it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
#1208 to #1207 - cactaur (12/23/2015) [-]
You underestimated my autistic powers.
User avatar #1206 - nelliel (12/19/2015) [-]
don't forget that i love you
User avatar #1204 - admin (12/18/2015) [-]
made u special account

seems you vote banned urself sigh

guess i'll go fix it
User avatar #1202 - neppy (12/14/2015) [-]
Niagara Falls in my pants
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - cactaur (12/14/2015) [-]
oh my
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