cactaur
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| Gender: | male |
| Steam Profile: | eztarg3t |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbone, PC, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Diablo 3 always |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/29/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #2413 |
| Comment Ranking: | #226 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #594 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #64 |
| Content Thumbs: | 3908 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 54689 |
| Content Level Progress: | 9% (9/100) Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 20.3% (203/1000) Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous |
| Subscribers: | 19 |
| Content Views: | 259840 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 525 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 22520 |
| FJ Points: | 37245 |
| Favorite Tags: | soraka (18) | League of Legend (11) | lol (10) | BrendanielReads (7) | tags (7) | 4Chan (5) | Diablo 3 (4) | league (4) | leah (4) | alistar (2) | and a bag of chi (2) | Bondage (2) | goat (2) | inflation (2) | karma (2) | Large Insertion (2) | needs (2) | Satyr (2) | stomach bulge (2) | tentacles (2) |
I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
Goat porn: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h2y61mt5q1du83n/AACFnwcBll5R4wYAK 7JXgvbJa?dl=0
I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/
Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.
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| #1339 - Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it… | 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1338 - I'm not gonna argue that. Doing this stuff would probably be v… | 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1337 - Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** … | 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| #1335 - oh yeah, I completely forgot about that guy. His price range w… [+] (2 new replies) | 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
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| #1333 - hey now, don't be shy. I just simply forgot about whatever ide… [+] (3 new replies) | 3 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
| Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy. /nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/ #1337 -
cactaur (3 hours ago) [-] Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting fucked by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a fucked silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head. I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake. Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month. | ||
| #1331 - I honestly can't remember what that is. [+] (4 new replies) | 4 hours ago on cactaur's profile | 0 |
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| #7 - Oh yeah, I've heard of this guy. | 4 hours ago on Finishing blow | +1 |
| #2 - could I have some context? [+] (1 new reply) | 4 hours ago on Sanders BTFO | 0 |
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anon (23 minutes ago) [-] Yuugoslavian civil war. Very short and undetailed, dictator dies. 3 mayor ethnic groups in country then start murdering each other to get their own states in the aftermath. shit was brutal. | ||
| #2 - If I owned a farm, It'd no doubt be a goat farm. Goats are so … [+] (1 new reply) | 4 hours ago on Little goat trying to make... | 0 |
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| #11 - He's about to **** her again...in court, no less. | 11 hours ago on Don't stick your dick in crazy | +22 |
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neppy (06/08/2015) [+] (5 replies)
this is my cactaur
I love and protect my cactaur
with me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
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I love and protect my cactaur
with me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
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cactaur (03/28/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
Oh, nevermind. I do have the image bookmarked. That'll make it easy.
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
/nsfw/ukrfLhx/Let+s+get+beasty/
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cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
Nevermind, it was a piece involving Soraka getting ****** by Hecarim and I had no idea how the angle would work. I think I came up with a post sex scene with Soraka on the ground and had a ****** silly look with a bloated belly. Hec's cock would actually be over Soraka with the head of his cock actually on top of her head, the last bit of his cum dribbling out of it over Soraka's head.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
I did come across an image that was sorta similar, minus the cock over head. But I seem to have misplaced it. All I remember was the chick had some mushrooms in her hand and she had the look of someone who made a horrible mistake.
Gonna hire Sparrow for this idea next month.
/nsfw/suofLfh/Soraka+and+karma/ It looks pretty tasty in the second image
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cactaur (01/02/2016) [-]
oh tentacles, good good.
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
If you went on and said something like raising a child and developing maternal instincts I'd probalby have to block you for the sake of preserving my own innocence.
So you interested in some porn of a wolf three times the size of a chick who shove his cock up her ass and swell her belly with cum?
Well **** .
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
So what got ya so busy lately?
Not that it matters since the whole campaign got cancelled anyway.
That came off as selfless, not assholish. Shush you banana, I love you. <3
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Still gonna get you like a 25 or 50 dollar steam card or somethin tho, dun try and stop me
paypal.me/twiface dis what u need?
Noice. I have a summer internship lined up at a programming firm. I'll be IT but doing in that environment will be kind of stressful I think.
what the **** are you doing outside of the autism board
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
it was speccifaclly made to Contain your autistic ass
