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cactaur

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Graduating with a degree that you did not need. #justdumbassthingscomment
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Gender: male
Steam Profile: eztarg3t
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: LoL, WoW, and other things
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3418
Comment Ranking:#129
Highest Content Rank:#3203
Highest Comment Rank:#64
Content Thumbs: 719 total,  890 ,  171
Comment Thumbs: 28715 total,  31036 ,  2321
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 19.3% (193/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:12
Content Views:72877
Times Content Favorited:89 times
Total Comments Made:13967
FJ Points:20825
Favorite Tags: BrendanielReads (7) | 4Chan (5) | tags (4) | soraka (3)

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latest user's comments

#2 - oh, dammit. 21 minutes ago on Dat A$$ 0
#10630597 - **cactaur used "*roll cah answer*"** **cactaur rolls Shipping.** 22 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
#10630596 - looks like we're late. 22 minutes ago on Autism Board +1
#10630585 - let them notice. 28 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
#10630582 - why? upvotes don't mean **** in here.  [+] (2 new replies) 30 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
User avatar #10630583 - newtamalego (29 minutes ago) [-]
tru, but they'd surely get suspicious

They prolly wouldn't do anything, butt would notice
#10630585 - cactaur (28 minutes ago) [-]
let them notice.
#10630578 - THUMB ORGY ! 30 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
#10630574 - yeah, I noticed that. Also her hand looks weird.  [+] (1 new reply) 31 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
User avatar #10630576 - xxangelisxx (31 minutes ago) [-]
#spook
#10630571 - she doesn't have feet.  [+] (3 new replies) 32 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
User avatar #10630573 - xxangelisxx (31 minutes ago) [-]
The hoof thing, you dingus. Look at the second leg. It doesn't have the hoof.
User avatar #10630574 - cactaur (31 minutes ago) [-]
yeah, I noticed that.

Also her hand looks weird.
User avatar #10630576 - xxangelisxx (31 minutes ago) [-]
#spook
#10630569 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **cactaur rolls 38** … 33 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
#10630566 - this one's kinda werid  [+] (6 new replies) 33 minutes ago on Autism Board +2
User avatar #10630575 - newtamalego (31 minutes ago) [-]
Is that a futa dick
User avatar #10630570 - xxangelisxx (32 minutes ago) [-]
She's got just one foot.
#10630571 - cactaur (32 minutes ago) [-]
she doesn't have feet.
User avatar #10630573 - xxangelisxx (31 minutes ago) [-]
The hoof thing, you dingus. Look at the second leg. It doesn't have the hoof.
User avatar #10630574 - cactaur (31 minutes ago) [-]
yeah, I noticed that.

Also her hand looks weird.
User avatar #10630576 - xxangelisxx (31 minutes ago) [-]
#spook

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#557 - cactaur ONLINE (03/28/2015) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #412 - neppy (02/02/2015) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur
there are many like it, but this one is mine
User avatar #604 - neppy (04/28/2015) [-]
hug me
#606 to #605 - neppy (04/28/2015) [-]
someone that I care a lot for hasn't responded to me in over a week and the last conversation we had, she was in a bad position and I'm worried to death and I didn't know who to go to about this
someone that I care a lot for hasn't responded to me in over a week and the last conversation we had, she was in a bad position and I'm worried to death and I didn't know who to go to about this
#607 to #606 - cactaur ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
don't you have their phone number or something?
User avatar #608 to #607 - neppy (04/28/2015) [-]
they haven't replied over FJ, steam, skype, phone, and no one else has heard from them and I'm depressed
User avatar #609 to #608 - cactaur ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
that's not good. I honestly have no idea what to tell you. I mean, if you know where they live you could just do a quick visit. When you say they were in a bad spot, what did you mean by that?
User avatar #610 to #609 - neppy (04/28/2015) [-]
I don't really want to go into detail in it here, I'll PM you
User avatar #600 - tepidteal (04/27/2015) [-]
Okay~ I got the correct numbers now. 1000 thumbs for content, 500 for comments, disabled for **** now to get text vouchers
#611 to #600 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous cums inside tepidteal**
User avatar #612 to #611 - joshlol (04/29/2015) [-]
**joshlol slaps fefe**
#613 to #612 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous take your hand and jams it into my crotch, turns you around and shows you just how big of a guy i really am**
User avatar #615 to #613 - joshlol (04/29/2015) [-]
**joshlol slaps normie**
#629 to #615 - Ken M (15 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous hogties your face to your balls,places you ass up and pours milk and honey in your asshole til it overflows down onto your face and neck and into your mouth muzzle that won't let you close your mouth, i then suck the honey off of your neck and shove my thousand shekel cock into your ass, and show the germans how to properly tear down a wall**
User avatar #630 to #629 - joshlol (9 hours ago) [-]
**joshlol slaps Ken M**
#623 to #615 - cactaur ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Gimme Your Yellow Text!
User avatar #624 to #623 - joshlol (05/02/2015) [-]
it's mine tho
#625 to #624 - cactaur ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
GIMME!
GIMME!
User avatar #626 to #625 - joshlol (05/02/2015) [-]
but it's running out..
#627 to #626 - cactaur ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
#601 to #600 - cactaur ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
...cool?
User avatar #602 to #601 - tepidteal (04/27/2015) [-]
You asked what it was changed to a couple days ago. /:
I was given incorrect numbers at that time, but this amount here is the right amount now.
#603 to #602 - cactaur ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I wasn't the one that asked but I also had the wrong information.
User avatar #598 - scramf ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
drippingsin.deviantart.com/art/League-of-Legends-Actual-Hoodies-522571343

Raka hoodies.

I should just add you, **** . I keep having to look up your profile to send you this **** .
User avatar #599 to #598 - cactaur ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I found those before. I was interested but I don't think I would ever use it. Probably, I don't know.
#597 - nelliel ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #596 - cactaur ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
CGS 1000
Cgs 2540
#594 - mrpeep (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm so proud of you.
User avatar #592 - mrpeep (04/20/2015) [-]
Your waifu after I'm done with her. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #593 to #592 - cactaur ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Really lay it into her. She's a tough girl, she can take it.
You need to login to view this link
#585 - neppy (04/18/2015) [-]
merry christmas
merry christmas
#586 to #585 - cactaur ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
but it's not
#587 to #586 - neppy (04/18/2015) [-]
how could you kill my dreams like this
#584 - mrpeep (04/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to fill your waifu with my seed while you sit and watch like the good little cuck you are.
#590 to #584 - cactaur ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
can I record it?

by the way, totally not a cuck.
User avatar #591 to #590 - mrpeep (04/20/2015) [-]
Sure. Record a real man please your waifu in ways you never will. Totally a cuck.
User avatar #583 - neppy (04/17/2015) [-]
love
#577 - mvtjets (04/12/2015) [-]
******* CREEPO
GET OFF MY BOARD
#576 - perdhapley (04/11/2015) [-]
Thank you for your donation.
This is perdHapley out.

is the camera off? TURN IT OFF! NO! NOT THAT BUTTON. That button. NOO!!
#572 - feglol (04/10/2015) [-]
>TFW enemy soraka ults.
>TFW enemy soraka ults.
#568 - scramf ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Have you seen this?
User avatar #569 to #568 - cactaur ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Now I have. Saved
#571 to #569 - scramf ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I got bored so I am just looking through for Raka pics
User avatar #570 to #569 - scramf ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Well, check out this place. Full of cute artworks like this

zulidoodles.tumblr.com/
User avatar #614 to #567 - nelliel ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
hi ashecuck
#617 to #616 - nelliel ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
hows it going
#618 to #617 - ashedust (04/29/2015) [-]
It's going well. Gonna play some ranked matches on League with a friend in a bit.   
   
How about you?
It's going well. Gonna play some ranked matches on League with a friend in a bit.

How about you?
#619 to #618 - nelliel ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
im better, but could be better does everyone but me play league, ***** big here on fj
User avatar #620 to #619 - ashedust (04/29/2015) [-]
Everyone... everyone plays League. No one is spared.

I've tried to quit... ****** toxic, yo. But I just want that gold ranking so I can feel good about myself.
User avatar #621 to #620 - nelliel ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
well good look
and remember that soraka has a cock, but thats not necessarily a bad thing
User avatar #622 to #621 - ashedust (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks. I'll need all the look I can get ^.^

No... no it's not a bad thing.
#566 - historia (04/03/2015) [-]
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thumb this up pls, i want tomorrow's top comment
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